>Be Anon. >Sound asleep all curled up in your cozy bed.

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>>29178087
Moonie isn't your older sister.
She's your roommate because the rent was super low.
But soon you learn why nobody wanted to live with her.
She's a dirty, moody mess who can't take care of anything and reeks of sweat and disappointment.
It's like a dream come true

>>29178114
I wrote it in that specific scenario for a reason.
I swear my sister came here crying in the middle of the night over pizza.
Oh and she don't like being around people she don't know.

>>29178124
So make a move on her already.

>>29178136
This was a few weeks ago, also no.
But I will post more similarly themed greens.

>Be Anon, the averagest 4 year old in the world.
>At the pool with your family.
>You're chillaxing in the kiddy pool with your sweet sharkboy floaties.
>All in all, it's a pretty nice setup.
>"Hey Anon!"
>Oh shit.
>It's your older sister.
>Moon Dancer.
>You turn to her.
>"Wanna go swim in the big pool?"
>What now?
"That's okay, I like this one more."
>"Come on."
>You go back to playing with some of the water.
>"Don't you at least want to go look?"
>Shit.
>It's never that easy.
"Okay.."
>So you both went to go look at the big pool.
>And once you got there.
>"So you wanna get in?"
"N-no."
>"Ugh, why not?"
"I don't know how to swim."
>"But I do. What if I swam under you and kept you afloat?"
>...

>"I am SO sorry mom!"
>You heard as you woke up.
>In the car.
>On the way home.
>"I didn't think he was that heavy!"
>"You are unbelievable sometimes."

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>>29178191
>also no.

>>29178087
Slide my hand up her sweater

>>29178087
That's a very sad story, Moonie. Perhaps doing some butt stuff together will make you feel better

>>29178191
Lel
Tell us the pizza one m8

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>>29178288
>Just put things in my butt anon!

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>>29178087
>her stacy roommates chad fuckbuddy ate her leftover pizza and drank her mountain dew

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>>29178653
Foot massages make them both hungry

>>29178087
I'm all for a moondancer thread, but 1) this is no way to start one and 2) aren't greentext begging threads banned

>>29178653
angry neet horse.jpg

>>29178728
guys why are twilight's feet so big in this picture and so detailed I don't understand why you try to slip in your completely unrelated foot fetish garbage here

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>>29178087
>>29178753
He's right you know, this is the correct way to start a Moondancer thread:

Spagoots anyone?

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>>29178783

>>29178753
If they don't ban the /pol/ shit, the off topic, or the glimmerspam, what makes you think they give a fuck about prompts.

>>29178782
Because I wanted a quick way to show that Twilight and Timber were degenerates

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>>29178789

>You sit down next to Moondancer on the sofa and grab the nearby blanket, wrapping it around your body to shield it from the cold of the night.
>Truth be told, these impromptu visits are not exactly new to you.
>That doesn't make them less irritating though.
>Or less awkward.
>You sit quietly for a while, focusing on keeping your eyes open while Moondancer flicks through a variety of shows, only to get stuck on some overly colorful, admittedly well animated Japanese cartoon.
>You blink, turning your head to look at her and back at the screen.
"What's this?" you ask, your voice still heavy and sluggish from sleep.
>"Anime", comes the curt reply.
>You nod, turning your attention to the pink-haired, twin-tailed heroine who just threw her friends crystallized consciousness onto a moving truck.
"I think I remember this one. Doesn't it end kind of sad?"
>"Depends on how you look at it, I suppose", the girl in the sweater answers, her eyes puffy and pink from crying earlier.
>"I think it's sweet."
>You nod again, sinking deeper into the cushions to get away from the cold and simulate the warmth on comfort of your bed.
>The two of you watch the episode, followed by the next and the one after that.
>By the time Moondancer starts the fourth, you're barely able to keep yourself awake and are stretched out on the couch with your head leaning against her shoulder.
>The fuzzy warmth of her sweater rubs against your cheek, and you can feel her frame rise and fall slightly with the motion of her breathing.
"Do you want to tell me what happened now?" you ask tiredly, ready to fall asleep right there; on your couch and leaned against the girl interrupting your slumber.
>"Twilight brought one of her stupid friends over", she gnarls.
>"And he ate the leftover pizza I was saving for the weekend. I mean can you believe it? The nerve on that guy!"
>You ask the first thing that pops into your head.
"What kind of pizza?"
>"Pineapple."
"..."
"Get the fuck out of my house."

>>29180110
Yee, fuck pineapple pizza

>>29178293
What about it?
I woke up in the middle of the night and found her watching tv like it was the most normal thing in the world.

>>29178191
>Be 4 year old Anon.
>You're sitting on the carpet watching the single greatest show of all time.
>Power Rangers.
>You're sister's there too.
>She's playing with her easy bake oven or something.
>Whatever, the monster just grew to the size of a skyscraper.
>They're in the middle of forming the megazord when you hear her.
>"Ugh, Anon can you help with this?"
>You turn to her and see her trying to force her hand into the little slot.
>"I can't get it out and I lost the peice."
>"You have little hands, just reach in and pull it out."
>You look at I and immediately feel reluctant.
"I dunno.."
>"It'll take 2 seconds come on, please?"
>Against your will, you agreed.
>Mostly out of guilt.
>You easily managed to put your hand inside.
>It was a little warm, but not uncomfortable at all.
>You felt the metal on the pan and took hold of it.
>Only once you began to take it out.
"I-I'm stuck!"
>You began shaking and jerking it around as the panic set in.
>"Calm down calm down! Just- erm."
>At that point you started to cry.
>She had started trying to forcefully take it out herself, but that actually hurt you.
>"Okay, this is okay, you just need to-"
>She pauses.
>"Crap, mom is home, come on."
>She grabbed you by your other hand and took you to your room, oven and all.
>Eventually, she came back, shamefully.
>With mom.
>After a little butter and a lot of tugging, you got your hand back.
>And a fucked up brownie.

mofo

>"The lights don't drown out the sky nearly as much up here. I'll have the best photos."
>"Senpai will notice me. Heh."

"Oh yeah, from your mangos, right?"
>Moonie does what can only be described as a full-facial "grump" in your direction
>"Manga."
"Hi, don't touch my mustache."

>Moonie sighs and puts herself to her work
>Tonight is cloudless, and fully glorious
>Jupiter twinkles high above like a great mount among sparkling island chains
>She takes dozens of photos of the Jovian moons
>Each time, relaying to you every last thing which makes those rocks more special than the other rocks
>"...but what if Europa ends up supporting a more complex ecosystem? Just think of what it means!"
"Space sockeye," you chuckle back
>"That doesn't amaze you? Really?"
>frizzy red and purple whip around with the same level of astonishment
"I guess... I just don't know enough about it to be that special."

>Moonie takes a beat and covers up her telescope
>"Honest?"
>She faces you with crossed arms
>And not enough tolerance to hide the cold
>Wordlessly, you step over and drape your varsity over her shoulders
>"It's only gonna get colder, Anon."
>You sport a half-smile
>You retort, cooly and softly
"I'd rather you be warm."
>As she often finds herself, she's caught between a scoff and a coo, half-bridges leading to blush and obvious diversion in most cases

>"Don't you ever think about stars? Or aliens? Or all the planets out there we could live on?"
>You shrug, and pull her closer so she can draw on your warmth
>She grumbles and wiggles and tucks her back against your chest so she can point out every little thing in the sky
"Way over my head." You try to play it as something below you
>It comes out honestly, wistfully
>"Oh dear, you're more intelligent than you give yourself credit!"
>Hah!
"Not too much."
>You just pull her closer and squeeze her shoulders
>...
>"What do you think about?"

>>29184832
here's the postponed yuletide "posting of the last part before the update"

>>29184832

"Uhh... football, your butt. Sometimes if I'm passing or not, but coach takes care of that for me."
>"Wrong, Anon. I'm referring to esoteric subjects. What's your worldview? You've always been tight-lipped and-"
"Football's important shit for me."
>You sound a bit more harsh than you intend to
>She holds her tongue for a moment while you worldlessly zip up the varsity on her

>"I... I know how important that sports are for you, given your financial-"
"That's not what I meant. I mean..." you huff
>She leans her head back so she can look at you
>"What do you mean? What are the /big/ things you think about?"
"Like I said, there aren't any."
>"Nothing about life on other planets? Where we come from? What we're supposed to be doing?"
>You shrug
"I guess I never had the time for it. School for me growing up was like finding out where space is, like all this astro economics stuff."
>"Even when I was a little girl I had my passions. Did nothing catch your interest?"
"Let me put it this way," you root around for the right words, "I didn't have any brain left to spare."
>She raises an eyebrow
"I remember, it must've been ten or twelve years ago... Everyone went to the lake one day."
>It was one of the most perfect summer afternoons in memory
>Even tonight on the top of some chilly mountain you could feel the perfect balance of toasty air and warm sunbeams
>As far as the eye could see, not a single cloud dotted the sky

"Mom kept me in to work on my summer homework. All my friends were done the first week. It took me all day to do the first multiplication tables."
>You sigh wistfully
"I was mad at her, at first. Then I got fuckin' pissed at myself for being so stupid I couldn't even go and run around half of that summer vacation. I couldn't give half a shit about space or sock crates. I couldn't even count."

>"Anon... I never thought..."
>It's your turn for perpelxion
"I'm pretty sure I told you I was a dumb kid, right? I mean before tonight."

>>29184938

>"Yes, but what it... /meant/, I never quite understood."
>She digs into the crook of your neck
>"Hobbies such as this have always been extensions of my passions in learning, not a prison to escape from."
>She rolls halfway on her side, leaning fully into your torso
>"Sorry I pressed it."
"Don't talk crazy. We good in the hood."
>"But it must make you self-conscious to be drilled at on this sort of thing!"
"What, you don't think I'm used to it by now?"
>You pull her tighter, and despite her squirming, trail some marks on her neck
>Always taking the chance to fuck with her

"I don't feel like I'm missing anything. I love you, and football. Which I both do."
>"You're being cheesy."
"Mwa"
>A breeze ushers Moonie closer
"I just enjoy the simple things. Right now? I'm good."
>Some pizza would be nice though
>Moonie's eyes drift back to the cosmos

"You look at space, you be smart. Think about smart shit. I'll just have your back, is all."
>"That's very sweet of you."
"No, I mean it."
>You cup her chin, gazing purposefully into her soulful eyes
"The world's not missing anything good out of me so long as it has you."
>You discreetly dig around in your pocket
"I want to- I mean it makes me..."
>Just as your fingers brush their target, the cavalry of fine words tumbles and crashes in your throat
>Their charge is blunted, humbled. It turns tail to wait for the right day right back down to your gut
>So it can continue to weigh there, just as the weight burns in the pocket of your jeans
>You take a deep breath and a sniff of musky, frazzled hair
>Moonie leans up and kisses you gently on the lips, brushing the fairie warmth of their touch on sensitive skin
>you take your out and return the favor
>You wrap her up and enjoy togetherness, savoring what you have in spite of clandestine defeat

>Not quite yet
>But soon
>And although you admittedly pay it little heed,
>The moon shines down with almost particular - and purposeful - benediction on its namesake
>A wink

ok cool got that episode wrapped up. in the meantime I actually found a moonie

>>29185018
Congratulations dude!

>>29178837
Their faces do that well enough.

>>29184832
Hnnng, based suppy

>>29185018
>I actually found a moonie
Do you do butt stuff with her?

>>29185018
Lucky

Oh boy here we go!

>>29185018
Shit I got raised by one.

>>29187294
Dude, you haven't found your own personal spagoots girl yet? I married mine

>>29178087
how is this ////mlp//// related or relavent

>>29185018
Welcome back write friend

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>>29187503
She was probably my biggest influence growing up, which is ironic considering we're nothing alike.
My sister means the world to me.
Don't get it twisted, I'm not a hick.

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>they found their rl moonie's
heh, t-that's cool, dudes

i'm gonna go over here in the corner now

>>29180110
>tfw no fics about a physical platonic relationship between anon and Moonie