>work at toy store >little girl and her mom come up to

>>29177975
thing with children is they often dont care about a retarded ending if the journey there was good.

>>29177975
>implying it was a bad episode

>>29177975
>yfw Jim was right about everything

>>29177988
Which is actually a wise and valuable principle to hold in life.

>>29177975
At least she didn't said her favorite pony was Sunset Shimmer

>>29177999
>999
Nice try, Satan.

>>29178000
except for marriage

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Is she dare I say, /ourgirl/?

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>>29178002
She mentioned Fluttershy as her favorite.

It took a lot of effort to not reveal my power level and have a full blown conversation with her, in front of her mom and my co-workers. I had to nod my head and answer her with really generic phrases, like "Oh really?" and "That's cool!". Feels bad man.

>>29178025
If you are a Big Jim dick sucker, of course she is.

>>29178033
You will eventually fuck up. I would recommend leaving that job if you can.

>>29178033
>It took a lot of effort to not reveal my power level and have a full blown conversation with her
a shame

>>29178044
But I haven't fucked up yet.

>>29178045
When I'm helping people look for specific toys in the MLP aisle, I'll help them out and if they ask how I know so much about it, I just say I've been there a while.

>>29178033
I am a pediatrician
I am able to wear pony clothing on my work

get gud

>>29178056
My manager is a 6'3 buffguy from the south that likes the American Dream, football, fixing cars, and steak.

He knows what a Brony is for some reason. I can't trip up or I'll be the laughing stock of the store.

>>29178064
Also I'm not saying I am a Brony, but he's going to label me as one if he finds out.

>>29178066
>I am not a Brony but a horsefucker!
say you are a brony, it will be easier
Also, we are the same

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>tfw you will never argue about MLP with little girls

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>>29177975
You should have sung true true friend with her

>>29177975
Just go get the noose faustfag. Make the world a better for you and this board.

>>29177988
which sadly means theres no incentive for them to learn to pace there finals better to have an ending that makes sense

>>29178064
I work at UPS and sometimes I walk into trailers screaming at my coworkers about glorious horsepussy, and I'm considered cool in my work area.

Get gud skrubs.

>>29177975
Kids only remember the big happenings OP.
Control your autism.

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>>29178002
I'll kill you

>>29178978
Wtf this needs elaboration

>>29178007
>999
>satan

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>>29177975
she has good taste. i really liked that episode too. sometimes i even put it on in the background and just listen to it while i play vidya.

>>29177993
>Magical Mystery Cure
>implying it was a bad episode

Yes, I am heavily implying that.

tl;dr:

Kids are stupid. Sometimes, that is to their advantage.

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>>29177975
mmc was the best fucking episode you shit eating nigger fuck you that girl has better taste than all of you windowlickingmongoloids that visits /mlp/

>>29177988
>retarded ending
you mean the moments towards the end of their marriage where their partner loses their mind to the ever-progressing Alzheimer's sickness?

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>>29179075
Not him, but I imagine it playing out something like this

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>>29180009
This.

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>>29177975
MLP was made for little girls you know, not creepy wizards

>>29180009
mmdw > mmc
Suck it.

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>>29177975
The fact that you want to discuss with a tiny girl is hilarious
Do you want to talk about your waifu too to her?
Oh! Oh! Or maybe ask if she got a husbando?

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>>29178033
I don't know, I'd think that a seller at a toy store being able to talk about their product wouldn't be so weird. You could always claim that you've watched the cartoons of the toys you sell so you can get more customers or some shit.

>>29177988
I love it how this little kid knows how to enjoy this show and most of you fail because you analyze and expect too much. Enjoying simple things seems to be a gift