MLP General

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Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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>country filly

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>>29176019

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>>29176058
What will you even do with that many fillies?

>>29176113
Imagine a bed, made of fillies.

>>29176127
Imagine a filly, made of beds

>>29176139
Mother of God...

deep

dark

fantasies

>>29176198
you don't want to know how deep that rabbit hole goes.

>>29176198
You'll summon the lewdprincess with talk like that

I haven't been here for 2 months catch me up horse fuckers.

>>29176198
Petting a filly.
Without her consent.

>>29176245
We all married our waifus and are family men now.

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>>29176252
I'm sad now.

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>>29176198
I want to be an EqG chick

>>29176198
I wasn't to fuck >>29176275
while they are an EqG chick.

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>>29176113
To build a filly fort, of course.

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>>29176275
>>29176287

>>29176275
And what would you do with your giant head and absurdly long legs?

Fillies are the most adorable door stops.

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>>29176252
I even married 2 waifus

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At times like these I ask myself "What would Rainbow Dash do?"

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>>29176349
I'll bet she'd kick an ass or two.

That's what Dash Boitano would do.

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>>29176362

>>29176345
>2 waifus
degenerate

>>29176347
>attempted auto-cunnilingus

>>29176349
use a pipebomb

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>>29176349
get real cuddly and girly

>>29176417
>girly dash meme
cringe

>>29176436
Why are these comics never funny?

>>29176445
it's lost its charm

I love my ponies.

How do I contact lawyer filly? I was recently denied a job pulling a wagon just because I'm not a horse, I think this is racial discrimination.

>>29176520
JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER

LED FILLIES THROUGH THE STREET

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SMACK
ASS

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>>29176553
Just put a bowl of filly treats at your door at night. There are 5% chances of encountering a sleeping lawyer filly there the next day.

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>all those /tv/ bans on the ban page
What a purge.

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>>29176680
Is baneposting bad now?

>>29176680
What was the purge?

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>>29176687
Doubt it, they even had a sticky about it some days ago.

Removing baneposting would be like removing fillyposting here. It just can't be done.

>>29176699
Filly says she agrees.

>>29176698
Oh, never mind, apparently a slew of shitposting.

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>>29176704
The cunny shitposting is very prevalent on /tv/ for some reason.

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>>29176718
Damn, I should've listened when the robots told me to lurk there awhile.

Remember, looking at fillies can put you on a list.

>>29176757
A sexy list?

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Adorable apples

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I have not watched the show past season three.

I put down the fandom when Twilight became an alicorn or whatever. I haven't returned to this board since then.
A week ago, I hit writer's block, so I decided to go hunting around for ideas. Then I found my old drive, plugged it in and found all my pictures. I decided to watch Lesson Zero again, and I smiled for the first time in what felt like a long time. After that, I could write. And of course, I decided to take a little break.

My idea right now is Twilight fucking up a potion because a gardener gave her the wrong ingredients, the potion accidentally spilled on said gardener, the gardener becomes the Thing, the Thing develops a conscience from the gardener's memories and becomes an unstoppable force of friendship.

Even though I don't understand most of the discussion, it's good to be back. :)

>>29176803
You have caught up in the show.

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LMAO
guys where is the joke there was no Spitfire

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>>29176198
>You can never visit the castle
>Have to awkwardly look away if Luna is coming to visit for whatever reason

>>29176810
Ah but we did get the "leaning against the wall pose". Look how badass and rebellious she looks!

Another classic!

>>29176810
WHERE'S THE JOKE FUCKLEY

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>>29176803
Oh, ok, thanks.

No one cares.

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Welp, here we go again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlMaQf_xoKw

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>>29176824
HOLY SHIT, DUDE

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>>29176824
>Equestria Girls 1
You need to be drunk to watch that.

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>>29176824
I've never watched that guy, should I?

>>29176824
Shit
I guess I should get around to watching this movie then

>>29176853
Just play it in the background. The only part worth listening to is the cafeteria song. You'll know it when you hear it.

>>29176858
>The only part worth listening to is the cafeteria song

That song fucking sucks, though.

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>>29176850
No, I'm a massive autist who's trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned cash.

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>>29176820
>no one cares
>except me obviously because I read your post and replied to it
Rule two

>>29176861
It's not swindling if I know exactly what I'm paying for.

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>>29176861
Ok, good, I wasn't going to anyway.

Holy shit, DWK isn't fucking dead guys!

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>>29176887
It's 2017. People can't die out of nowhere anymore.

>>29176863
Ha ha, keep that witty play by play commentary coming!

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>>29176894
You okay, anon?

>>29176824
I need a Full version of the Twiggly Wiggle Right now

>>29176824
OH MAN

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>>29176900
>are you having a stroke?
>do you need a glass of water?
>why are you like this?

>>29176853
You don't have to now there's a recap of it!

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>>29176919
ok

>>29176900
I don't think he's been okay for over a decade, anon.

>>29176824
Still haven't watched the EQG movies.

I'll watch this though.

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>>29176913
I'm sorry, but it doesn't exist.

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>>29176939
Awww that bit was great though

>>29176947
fuck you sunset, and the horse you rode in on

fuck it hard

>>29176986
I'm sure she'd like that

>>29176947
uhhh is that how the demon tail is in the movie?

pretty dumb

>>29176990
that pony is too small for her, we all know sunset likes to use the whole fist

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>>29176824
I honestly wish I had the ability to articulate my thoughts the way you do. I've been here since whatever and been through the same hoops, but I feel that you express everything mlp related in a way that I probably never could, and it makes me happy.

You are like mlpg's Homer and you're telling everyone about the Illiad and Odyssey.

Pic unrelated.

>>29176947
>EQG has 5 finger
>power up and now 4 finger

>>29177015
i would say pic very related

>>29177015
If only the opinion where better meaning closer to mine which of course are the absolute truth

Twiiilight. I don't want to go back to classes.

>>29177015
I am Bromer, and this is the Autissey

but srsly thx tho

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For if
we don't find
that next filly bar

I tell you we must die

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they have a kiss simulator device for your phone now

what a world

how long until this gets ponified

i need makeouts with my waifu right damn now

>>29177148
Just gimme the damn sex robots

>>29177148
kek what

why would you even

>>29177159
Sorry, sex robots devalue women so the wyill no longer be made

who is "filly" and what does she want?

>>29176824
Thank fucking god someone else realizes that Sunset has to be like, around 30 AT LEAST. She went through the fucking portal before Twilight was a thing, and Twilight was a thing from a very, very early age. Sunset has to have been in that high school for around like, fifteen? twenty years? Something like that?

Also if time there and in Equestria is 1:1 then it is not the real world it is the Eternal High School Dimension and I can think of no fate worse.

>>29176810
I don't recall Rainbow ever describing something as "garbage"

>>29177164
Nigga people brought that up multiple times after the first movie aired and made jokes about it being an eternal high school dimension

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>>29177164
she's a damn good looking 30 year old

The things I would do to ponies.
It's mostly sex and the like.

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>>29176824
Goddammit, man. That's golden.

Also, stop shilling your barby doll, Chinese ripoff of Monster Musume toons.

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>colt

>>29176860
>That song fucking sucks, though.

This.
I'v no idea what was going on through my head in 2013 but once you grow up, you realize the Cafeteria songs is basically nothing in comparison to MLP or even RR songs.
No contest at all.

>>29177207
The sirens song is the shit Anon.
Except every part that the sirens don't sing.

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>>29177172
I know and I am one of those people, I just like feeling important okay let me have this.

>>29177173
Hell the fuck yes she is.

>>29177182
i find myself thinking about pleasuring stallions a lot lately

>>29177221
Which stallion?

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Remember, while you'll probably go to jail for boning a high school student, Sunset Shimmer is actually a full grown mare, and thus fair game!

The moar you know!

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It's a new year but the toilet is full of the same shit, huh

>>29177228
>waaah don't post mlp on mlpg

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>>29177173
>>29177219
SUNSET COUGAR YES

>>29176824
It's fucking beautiful

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>>29177230
I am just taking mlpg's sage advice, family.
Just posting stuff I'd like to discuss, family.

>>29177241
>waaah

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>>29177228
Calm your tits and look at the pony, Francis

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>>29177258
How insular of a hugboxing echo chamber are we talking here, Anon?

>>29177224
i like to imagine they're just anonymous stallions and often several just using me

lots of cocks and balls in my face

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i think sunset's eyes are really beautiful

>>29177291
Her design is great
Everything else not so much

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>the EqG Mane Six come to visit Equestria
>they are all filly or teen pone counterparts to the real M6

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>>29177277
>hugbox
I don't give a single fuck about EqG, but if it's really bothering you so fucking much that someone is posting about the other part of MLP, there's a little button to the left of posts, a square with a minus on it. Click it, it hides posts. Crazy, I know.

Instead of autistically posting le trash man xd every time someone posts doug humans, do the alternative to shitposting and instead hide the posts. I understand that may be hard for you, as you're mentally incapable of not shitposting.

This isn't a hugbox echochamber for you to bitch and moan all the fucking time over EqG and act like it's a culture shock to you that not everyone gives about as much a shit as you do about it.

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>>29177303
What was the look on your face like while you were typing all that?

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I don't know if this helps, but most EqG postings mock its conceptual flaws and laziness.

>>29177300
See? Now that could be a fun idea for an EQG pony short. Instead of Lyra and Bon Bon parodying Kill La Kill in poultry outfits.

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>>29177310
A flat, unintuitive, unimpressed expression without any emotion into it. A little similar to Billy Herrington's expression when he flips off the mysterious man in my post

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>>29177316
I don't know it feels like the directors are mandating memes for the "secondary demographic"

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>>29177325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKBKJ9DmOhs

Should I expect ponies licking others in lieu of trying to piece together evidence like in Spongebob now?

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>>29176824
>the girls toy aisle

>>29177291
They're beautiful and striking. Works really well with all the warm colors she has.

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>>29177345
Pinkie Pie licking cake off another pony's cheek, I can see that

>>29176824
Hey, that's pretty good. I liked the part with the ponies in it.

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https://www.amazon.com/4th-Dimension-Little-Rainbow-Plush/dp/B01MXWLBTI

>Price: $316.27 + $6.49 shipping

fuck

why

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>>29177355
>mobilefag

>>29177368
>300$
Is it filled with cocaine or something

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rainbow dash has stolen your fillies

what do

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>>29176824
>he's doing a recap of the doug monsters
hahaha holy crap.

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>>29177381
Defeat Rainbow Dash in combat and reclaim my fillies

>>29177381
steal her fillies

>>29177392
you cannot beat her

she is too fast

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>>29177408
Can I beat her off instead?

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>Welcome to the Apple Store! What can I getcha?

>>29177429
Do you have any apples?

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>>29177436
no

>>29176824
these things make sitting through equestria girls almost worthwhile

>>29177429
I want to be happy.

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oh shit

https://soundcloud.com/dwkjammer/the-twiggly-wiggle

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>>29177473
does this make you happy?

>>29177368
that sucks, I got mine when they came out

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>>29177489
amazing

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>>29176824
>celestia is the mom of equestria

yes

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>>29177489
You're the fucking best, man.

>>29177507
>tfw no (You)

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>>29177492
You posted the wrong Rara there, anon.

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>>29177510
What???

>>29177529
well there's my (You)

sometimes it appears and sometimes it doesn't

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>>29177529
rarity is down with sharing

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>>29176824
>the place's full of gangly, twiggy creatures with huge, vacant eyes

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>>29177561

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>>29177368
>$316 dollar for a plushie that used to cost something like $25
>you still have to pay shipping extra

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>>29177564
Where are his eyelashes?

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>>29176824
>starts talking shit about Celestia
>ends it on "she's Equestria's mom"

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>>29177571
she is the allmother

she birthed everyone in equestria

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Are there any more Giddy Up international versions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK-PlKxicy4

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>>29177566
Colts don't have them, anon.

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I never realized EQG Celestia has a "crown". Now I feel stupid.

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>>29177588
I don't see why not knowing something about a movie that isn't even canon would make you feel stupid.

>>29177588
That's just anime girl hair.

>>29177597
Because I'm stupid.

please don't commit suicide by sweetie

>>29177633
How do you even do that?

>>29177634
you cross her

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>you'll never be a pretty bacon-haired girl who farts sparkles

>>29177671
Good.

>>29177678
>fucking something other than a pony
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
I bet you like 3dpd shit too

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How about a full-grown bacon-maned mare?

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>>29177692
No thanks.

nyx found dubstep

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>>29177727
Would hug

Why aren't you a filly yet?

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>Today is National Buffet Day

>>29177764
I thought that was nyx and I got excited

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>>29177727
>>29177743
>>29177764
I'm not a furry, but I've always wanted to try out wearing a fursuit. Shit must be comfy as fuck, just abandoning yourself to some fursona and pretending your another person.

>>29177785
what are you gay

>>29177785
>Shit must be comfy as fuck
It's really not

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>>29177785
> Shit must be comfy as fuck

I always assumed they were really hot and hard to move in.

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There's always cosplay!

>>29177820
This.

Simple logic really. Ever seen those dogs who are fine outside despite it being like -20 degrees?
That's because of fur.
Now imagine you go into a building in summer (when most cons happen). It's hot outside and there's a million people inside so it's even hotter there.
Now you have a really thick patch of fur on yourself.
And also actual clothes lest you want to get jailed.

Top it off by being a fat-ass like some of those people are.
Now imagine being stuck like this for about 8 hours of being at said con.

There's a really good reason full body cosplays of any kind are rare as hell.

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>>29177785
I have the perfect piece of clothing for you

>>29177820
>No nyx

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>>29177847
Still looks fun though

>>29177872
What the fuck is a Nyx?

>>29177874
>What the fuck is a Nyx?
*unsheaths nikana*

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Apples?

>>29177884
A bad, fanfiction precursor to the Tantibus.

It got incarnated into a filly after Nightmare Moon's defeat by some goober named "Spell Nexus", and was adopted by Twilght.

Then everyone went OOC and stupid shit happened. Several thousand chapters later, this semenal work of fanfiction, "Past Sins", dribbled to a close.

>>29177904
Nice fanfiction but we're talking about Past Sins.

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>Maybe *I* can have my very own episode this season!

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I want to sensually make love to an older mare

>>29177934
Did you finish your filly chores?

>>29177845
>dash
>lipstick

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How about a MUCH older mare?

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>>29177943
[ Romance the Harshwhinny ]

>>29177946
Dash is a girl, anon

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>>29177947
How does sunhorse always look majestic?

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>>29177955
Not that kind of girl though

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>>29177960
What kind of girl is she?

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>>29177977
a SOLID one you fuckin werido.

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>>29177977
a girl girl, Anon

who likes going to the spa for long massages

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>>29177987
Are you sure?

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you have to be careful with those cheap knock-off goo ponies

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>>29177991
This is true. She is the most beautiful and girly of all girls.

She wouldn't even have sex on the first date.

>>29176417
yes love

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>>29177904
It's a bit of a shame that we don't get absolutely infuriating shit like that anymore, although that mostly was a combination of the fandom being young having sparser fan material and people still prevalently reacting strongly to bad fanfiction.
What's the most recent >fanfiction work that got really popular like Background Pony or My Little Dashie used to be?

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>>29177997
>

I want marker pony to tie me up and make me her boopslave

>>29178068
That's holly you stupid horse

>>29178009
It's kinda sad they're dead.
They may have been clones but they lived and breathed.... at least.. I think they could breathe.

>>29178070
>White berries
>broadish pointy leaves
It's some kind of cross-breed

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>2017
>still watching poners

>>29176824
I've never watched anything EqG related and everything about it irks me so I try to stay away from it. Will I be able to enjoy this?

>>29178118
>2017
>still being a filthy weeb

>>29178126
>using 4chan
>not being a weeb

pick one

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How about pony weebs?

>>29178137
ILLEGAL

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>>29178121
>Will I be able to enjoy this?
You should be. I mean, he's basically ripping the thing a new asshole while jerking it to the footage.
Basically, anyway...

>>29178132
>using 4chan
There's your mistake

>>29178145
>would not hug fluttershy
>the cuddliest of them all
more pony for me I guess

>>29178147
live by the sword, die by the sword

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>>29178152
Dude, I'm a Flutterfag but Pinkie is by far the cuddliest of the six gals.

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>>29178137

>>29178137
Fluttershy is probably the nastiest, most psychopathic troll on pone 4chan

>>29178162
nah she's probably like the japanese club president in high school

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>>29178162
You might as well make Boxxy out of her at that point.

>you will never live with a filly weeaboo
I'm sure she would like Lucky Star.

>>29178161
ESTONIA

horsin'

>>29178177
and then what

>>29178159
bullshit, pinkie isn't the type of pony to cuddle with, you can't even stroke her mane.

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Warm her up

>>29178220
>insert flamethrower joke here

>>29178222
Sweetie is such a cute little dummy.

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>>29178220
Sure!

Also, insert joke about a can of gas and a book of matches here.

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I want to set fire to this pony

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>>29178237
Why so mean

>>29178254
>tfw no slightly unstable cult leader gf

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>>29178223
>want to make a flamethrower joke
>check the replies
>someone already did

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>>29178378
Why am I not surprised you want to throw flamethrower jokes around?

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Was there a pony edit or did I dream it? Nothing on derpi, already checked.

>>29178367
>blushing ears
I know it happens but it's ugly to see with your stereotypical anime blush
Also gay

>>29178410
>Also gay
That's the point anon

You wouldn't an Anon filly.

>>29178416
I'd hold her hoof

>>29178416
I'd force her to do her fucking homework.
I swear to god, if Cheerilee has to complain about that AGAIN...

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>>29178429
Maybe you should complain to Cheerilee
Her stuff is pretty advanced for little foals

>>29178430
Even Sweetie Belle can do it, FillyAnon has no excuse

>>29178430
>You should be able to solve this.

>>29178430
>Light cones in general relativity Wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_cone#Light-cones_in_general_relativity
I excepted that filename to be a reference to some other media http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/image/VlvsJGoEVUF4Iyu-YZfp3Q/

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So whats new today?

>>29178457
pain and despair

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>>29178457
I uninstalled WoW feels pretty good

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>>29178481
That wont be worth it if you didnt uninstall skyrim, Overwatch and Witcher as well.

>>29178457
I had planned to do lots of things but did absolutely nothing
Someone release me

>>29178481
I quit a couple months back. Legion is worse than WoD.

>>29178457
I'm starting to realise that holidays are almost over and I did absolutely nothing for uni and that I fucking hate group projects, but I have to do 4 of them,
why are they even allowed, someone help me.

>>29178493
>Legion comes out
>all my friends who still play WoW tell me it's the best addon so far, the story is amazing and so on, I should join
>tell them I'll join in three weeks (because I know where this is going)
>never mentioned again

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>>29178457
Nothing. It has been an uneventful day.

>>29178512
The story is fine if you like the WoW story I do because I'm a turbofaggot.

It's just the worst reward-for-effort system ever. Grind nonstop and the best items are distributed via random lottery.

>>29178512
>we will never get a world of ponecraft
>no questline involving Celestia and Luna
>no raid boss bugqueen

>>29178517
>The story is fine if you like the WoW story
oh, yeah. what I meant that almost every WoW addon is only worth playing to go through the starting area once
and afterwards the time you have to invest to get any more enjoyment out of it is just too ridiculous

>>29178512
It's a shame, really. The game's lore has a lot of potential, but gameplay wise it's very disappointing.

>>29178512
>literal illidan fanfiction
>amazing story

>>29178525
The most fun I had in WoW was 10-man raiding in ICC
When Cata dropped and the group splintered up and never recovered, I lost interest almost entirely

>>29178519
>Unicorns are OP

>>29178519
Sunlliance or Moonorde?

>>29178481
>WoW
Glimmer?

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>>29178517
>The story is fine if you like the WoW story
>like the WoW story

You and me, anon? We are definitely not niggas if you consider WoW as anything even resembling a "good story".

>>29178535
>not going rainboom spec
Not every fight is Smarty Pants - real bosses make you move and DPS at the same time

>>29178519
>nu-Changelings are a playable race

>>29178547
That xpac changed everything
>all those swarms in the new starting zones
>groups running instances with an all bug team

>>29178536
They work together so much it doesn't really matter at this point. You're just choosing which tabards you have access to.

>>29178533
all multiplayer games are most fun with frens

>>29178540
I didn't say it was good but I like pulp fantasy trash.

I was really hoping Suramar would be more like Melniboné.

>>29178519
>no raid boss bugqueen

Back in the day, the show had her defeated only barely by what was collected effort of the most powerful beings in Equestria.
Now, you farm her with friends in groups of three nobody earth ponies.

MMOs are cancer.

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>>29178557
MLPG guild when?

>>29178561
Join the Discord

>>29178561
>EA is the bonermancer class leader

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>>29178561
I don't think there's any game that is almost universally played by all of MLPG so you will probably not get anything but groups of 4-5 people who are already frens anyway playing together

>>29178571
Work will resume on Ponecraft once I get back from vacation

>>29178526
recently read the bible thing they released.
I wish Blizzard would spend some thought on the story before they go through with making the game rather than having it as an afterthought because that was actually pretty cool and I think I would have enjoyed a lot of the WoW locations way more if I had known their history when I played the game.

>>29178576
Nothing will change

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Sweetie _____

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>>29178576

>>29178577
It's funny they shit on the story so much when you consider that was what made the game so successful at first.

Without people balls deep in the setting which they had at that point consumed and loved for a decade, the MMO games with actual names/muscle behind them would crush them into paste.

>>29178597
I never got this
>oh shit, we are successful!
>better make significant changes
thing anyway.

The only thing I kind of disliked about Chronicles was that they had all that amazing shit going on but at the point in time where your character exists it's all just
>Nope, that ended millennia ago, nothing great and impressive anymore, only humans versus orcs now

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Why are ponies so smug?

>>29178560
I can't tell if this is a lateral reference to the S6 finale

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Guys I think I have a problem
I wanna fuck everything

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>>29178625
They just are