You wouldn't allow a sweet vulnerable girl like Sonata work

>>29172473
Stay in your dead character general.

>>29172494
I love my dead gay waifu!

Who cares? Everyone's got tits.

>>29172473
>humans
Who the fuck cares? I see those every day.

>>29172473
Just give me my chicken wings

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>>29172473
Not her, but maybe Adagio or Sunset.
Only girls who are comfortable with their body and know they have goods they can use.
Sonata is too innocent to be using her body.
Adagio and Sunny know how to use their god given gifts.

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>>29172473
Hooters is dead, who the fuck even goes there anymore?

>>29172473
What's with all this EQG garbage all over the board

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>>29172473
Of course I wouldn't.

It means I need a good paying job to make up for her taco addiction though.

>>29173073
No clue. Must be Christmas break, maybe?

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>>29173073
they played Legend of Everfree on tv last night.

>>29172473
But Anon, only ugly fat girls work at Hooters.

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>>29172473
Other than the dresscode and the photo requests, working on Hooters aint so bad.
How Equestria hooters would be like?

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>>29173132
If you paid any attention you'd notice the only thing increasing at school breaks are ">no hooves" and "humans on a pony board ewww" posts. Underage memelords at it as always.

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>>29173180
The ponies would put on lots of clothes

Maybe even a jacket!

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>>29173199
>two of the same digit

>>29173199
MODS

>>29172473
Yes, I most certainly would. That place is for skanks so it's perfect for everything EQG.

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>>29173199
>Implying the authorities of Equestria would allow such degeneracy.

>>29172710
Add Rarity to that list as well

>>29172473
of course not. i'd take her home and take care of her. then do something sexual

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>>29172473
>You wouldn't allow a sweet vulnerable girl like Sonata work in an establishment such as this.

Eh, I don't care what she does so long as she's paying her half of the rent on time. I'm not running a charity here.

>>29172710
>Sonata is too innocent to be using her body.
A siren (mythologically) represents the dangers of seductive, evil women. Sonata appears innocent because some guys find that irresistible, she's a thousand year old monster who preys on mortals. She knows exactly what she's doing.

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>>29173520
No, she's pure and innocent and you're a monster.

>>29173180
Pony delivers your chicken wings by holding the plate with her ass cheeks. It's actually quite a feat, really. Worth going just to see it once.

>>29173552
Dumb does not equal good.
She would probably cuck you with the first guy/gal who bought her a meal.

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>>29173490
Sonata is not for sexual.

>>29173520
>Sonata appears innocent because some guys find that irresistible, she's a thousand year old monster who preys on mortals. She knows exactly what she's doing.
This melts my dick. I want to be manipulated by a seemingly-innocent psychopath.

>>29172473
>Sonata sucks at being a waitress and gets poor tips.
>Adagio suggests she show a bit more skin, even tears or shrinks the uniform in the wash to do so.
>Sonata gets more tips!
>Random customer offers her a lot of money for something special at his/her place.
>She says yes, thinking it might be fun.
>She ends up liking to fuck people for money and Adagio ends up being sad for changing their sister from a innocent good girl to a bitchy slut worse than herself.
This sounds like a wonderfully sad idea.

>>29173641
She's the type who will bounce around you in revealing clothes but feign innocent every time you try to make a move on her, like she's not even aware of what you're trying to do, but secretly shes enjoying it when you reach the point where you're getting scraped to death by your zipper.

>>29173654
>Aria gets jealous of Sonata's extra money and ends up joining her in getting fucked.
>Aria then convinces that they leave Adagio all alone since they have so much money that they can get a new place.
>Adagio becomes homeless and possibly get help from a random stranger(Anon) or ends up with better roommates than both of them combined.
This can be a tragic story!

>>29173606
I would like to see this

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>>29173694
Adagio is a professional seductress, there's no way she would get upstaged by two ametures.

I want the siren pussy.

>>29173787
anyone who doesn't is a fag

>>29173659
Stop, I shouldn't be this erect this early

>>29173756
She is a professional, but she isn't easy. It would be most likely a challenge to fuck her.
But Sonata? She's sexy and innocent. If you found a way to fuck her everyday, you would fuck her.
Aria? She would be harder to get than Sonata but easier then Adagio
In other words, Adagio wouldn't be so easy to fuck even with money. Sonata and Aria on the other hand...

>>29173180
For some reason, I got the impression from your post that you've worked at Hooters

>>29172473
That's none of my business cous.