>"What's your New Year's resolution, Anon?"

>rape

I actually have no idea what you mean.

>>29169115
I'm gonna stop making shitty posts.

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>>29169115
too late.

>>29169128
>stop making shitty posts
But 4chan will cease to function.

>>29169115
"What, masturbate on your little magic map table then claiming it's just a bunch of low laying clouds? Because you might want to speak to Spike about that as well. It was his idea."

>>29169115
Kill myself?

We'll see.

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>>29169115
fulfill my duty as an Australian and relentlessly shitpost fluttercuck in fluttershy threads.

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>>29169115
>Twilight, I'm going to retake the holy Land.

>>29169115
what

>>29169115
Fuck a guy in the ass.

>>29169176
Doing God's work anon

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>>29169201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc

>>29169176
>tumblr filename
>frogposting
>low quality jpg
>fluttercuck meme
Pottery

I'll be coming to Equestria soon guys, have Pinkie start planning my welcome party that I'll stand in the corner of.

>>29169115
Eat as much? Like you're one to talk.

>>29169115
Take over Equestria by selling my tasty sweat?

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>>29169728

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>making resolutions
I'm not some morbidly obese, alcoholic, middle-aged woman.

>>29169953
That's right anon, you are a morbidly obese, alcoholic, lonely, 20 something man.

do my duty as an OOGA BOOGA and actually rape a woman

>>29169963
>obese, alcoholic
Nope, dealt with those last year. Not resolutions, just did them because I needed to.

>lonely, 20 something man
Got me there

>>29169115
Fuck you in the ass with no lube? Sorry Twilight, bend over.

>>29169115
Be happy, nah Twiggles you already took that from me.

>>29169944
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>29169963
I'm not morbidly obese!

>>29170175
Twiggles makes you sad? Why?

>>29170217
because i am taunted with something ill never have.

>>29169115

Jesus, not this again.
>Look, Anon, I just think it's inappropriate for you to-
We already did it.
>...what?
Fluttershy and I. We fucked. We've been fucking for about six weeks now.
>W-when were you planning on telling us abou-
Everyone knew except you, Twilight. You were the only one we didn't tell, because you were the only one making a fuss about it.
>Well, what about Discord? Surely he-
Discord knows. We go on double dates with him and Baast every other Friday.
>I... I don't know what to say, Anon.
You don't have to say anything, Twilight. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to meet my marefriend, get shitfaced, and try to talk Pinkie into a threeway. I have a feeling it won't be difficult.
>O-oh. Right. Have... fun.

>>29170235
neckbeard

>>29169963
Hah, I'm not lonely or alcoholic.
I-i've been lifting for a month now.

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>>29170235
Cheer up anon, she's real in our minds. Just like the holocaust.

>>29169115
My goals for 2017
>Bench 2pl8
>Run a 5k in 20 minutes
>Have a thousand dollars in savings
>Enlist
Just 25 pounds to go on 2pl8 and 10 minutes to shave off for the 5k. The others are well on the way but are heavily affected by outside forces.

>>29170185
>>>/janitorapp/

>>29169115
not what, faggot?

>>29170243
lol this fluttercuck in denial

>>29169115
Could you please speak up, Twi? I can't find my glasses.

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Mine is to finally cum inside my blue waifu.

>>29170268
Same, but not enlisting. They'll draft me anyway since I'm black.

>>29169704
mah niqqa

>>29170243
someone make this into a longer greentext.

>>29170340

she isn't real

>>29170243
Go on?

>>29169985
You can be an honorary aryan.

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Planning to do what?

>>29169115
Finish 3 fics, take a hiking trip, and tie up the loose ends in my life.

>>29170340
Mine is to finally cum inside my blue waffle .
I fixed for you.

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>>29169115
800x600

>>29169115
"What? Furiously masturbate thinking of you while screaming your name to the heavens?"
>"W-what? N-no I meant eating m-meat.."
>Purple-horse-blushing-like-crazy.png
>"Wait, you really do that?"

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>>29169115
I'm gonna grow food. 2017 will be my year.

>>29173563
Why Mrs. Twilight so dam hot?

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>>29169115
Maybe actually watch a season or two of this show, instead of idly browsing your board and /x/ and seeing which is crazier on a given day.

>>29173581
>being a fan of the fandom