>"Remember that fling we had a while ago Anon? Well, I've got some news for you: You didn't pull out fast enough."
What do?
>>29166341
Time to get the coat hanger
Okay fine i'll take your green bait
>be anon
>fuck trixie
>trixie is pregnant
>NEW OBJECTIVE: Take responsibility
>ez
>obligatory sex scene
upvoat for more
>>29166341
Get a magic ultrasound and see what it even looks like
>>29166341
Take care of comrade trixie and raise our children together
>Trixie claims her unborn foal belongs Anon.
>Anon had a vasectomy years ago and never told Trixie.
>Anon knows the child cannot possibly belong to him.
Should Anon expose Trixie as a manipulative liar now before the child is born? Or wait until the child is born, then expose her, leaving her as a destitute single mother?
>>29166398
Somebody post the story screencap.
What if I told you it was all part of my master plan to put you down for 11 months as I lay claim to your uterus
>>29166382
Comrade Tricksie, we must grow child big and stronk like ox, for glorious mother Equestria.
>>29166398
Claim child.
Separate from Trixie.
Be handed full custody on a silver platter.
Draw child support for 18 years.
Find out who child's real father is and encourage her to have a relationship with him.
Watch as Trixie's soul implodes in horror when she finds out her child is fucking her own biological father and she can't say a word.
>>29166974
I need it
>>29166341
There's nothing wrong with raising your waifu's son
>>29166341
Let me fuck you while you're pregnant.
THEN we'll deal with the "coat hanging" afterwards.
>>29166341
reminder her how biology works.
>>29166341
>fast enough
You act like I tried pulling out at all.
>>29167246
this
>>29166341
You blew me. You swallowed. Unless you had Glim Glim sitting in the closet to moonshoot my manseed into your muff it ain't mine.
>>29167246
>implying
http://www.macroevolution.net/human-horse-hybrids.html
>>29166341
And this is why I never fug the pussy with flings.
>>29166341
So you ate Garfield?
>>29167246
This.
Play it off like its mine. Ask for pregnant sex. If not
>rape
Abandon her.
Shit aint mine.
>>29167260
Exactly. There wasn't no pulling out involved, I went balls deep and shot it deep inside. It's your problem now Trixie.
>>29166341
Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here