>"We're going to have sex in your bed Anon, you're

>>29162883
>Implying i'm not going to use my bed.
What are you going to do, magic me off it?

>>29162887
They might, if they wanted to do it badly enough.

>>29162883
>>29162897

"Could you do it on top of me while I lay on my stomach?"

>>29162883
That's fine, but I get to sit on the corner of the bed and whack off at a medium pace

>>29162918
Cuck

Wrong, I'm using it right now.

>>29162924
How if neither are my wife or even girlfriend?

>>29162911
Anon is the mattress. Green text now!

>>29162883
People can't see a differnece between platonic frinedship and romantic one.

Starlight/Starbust, FlutterCord, MarbleMac = Romantic tension.

FlutterDash, Trixie/Starlight, Discord/Twilight, Scilight/Shimmer = platonic bond

You need to learn to read subtles cues.

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>>29162883

>Burrow under the comforter.
>"Do your worst, I had cabbage and smoked eggs today, and feeling gassy."

>rape

>>29162883
Seriously, Trixie is an okay character. I grew to like her more after S6. But Glimmer is still such a pain in the ass to look at.

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>>29162883
fuck off

>>29162883
>your reaction

shift+click

>>29162969
>Discord/Twilight
Twilght fucking hates him and wants nothing to do with him and he just pops in on her every once in a while to teach her a friendship lesson unknowing of her

They are no where near friends.

>>29162969
you forgot Lyra/Bon Bon = Obvious lovers.

>>29162969
This right here. Trixie would be Starlight's wingmare

>>29162883
Buzz off you Twiley knockoffs

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>>29162883
"WE'RE going to have sex? Fucking A, I've been waiting to get me some pony pussy since I got here!"

>>29162883
>Okay then

>>29162883

If a man lies with a man as he lies with a woman it is an abomination.

Leviticus 20:13

>>29163579
>Being against lesbianism

>Not wanting to watch other females screw eachother

So, in other words, you like looking at dick? So you're bi-sexual? Good to know!

>>29163579
If my cock is a like a rock, I'll have to jerk nonstop.

Anon dollar ninety nine

>>29163600
>watching people have sex instead of having sex yourself

Found the cuck

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>>29163611
>Being a normie

OUT

>>29163579
Doesn't say anything about a woman lying with a woman. :^)

Yeah, sure, go for it, just change the sheets when you're done, I don't want the place smelling like a barn.

>>29163101
That's just sexual tension. Discord wants to fuck her while she tries to push down her primal desires

>>29162883
If you're going to use my bed I'm going to join in.

>>29163180
You can be my wingman anytime.
https://youtu.be/F7xvk1ykg2Y

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>>29163624
wake up anon, 4chan is now second 9gag
normies won

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>>29162883
>being a c/u/ck
i'll pass.

>>29162883
Yeah sure just clean up afterwards

>>29162883
Well I am now, fuckers.

Price of admission, put out or git out.

>>29162883
Get out of my house.

>>29162883
Fuck no, go fuck in your own beds. Act like grown ass mares, and have self restraint enough to go to your own place.

>>29165683
That seems fair.

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>>29163579

Leviticus is the meme book of the Torah. I can't believe you goyim take it seriously.

>>29162883
"You have five minutes to vacate my bedroom before I get the spray bottle and the vacuum."

>>29163600
>>Being against lesbianism
Anyone with decent tastes is against c/u/ckoldry.
>>29163625
Same thing, my /b/ro ;^)

>>29162883

Well, that camera I set up over the bed to catch Dash putting my hand in a cup of warm water is going to reward me like I never expected.

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>>29162883
Again? Well, just like last time, I'm going to fondle you both while you're having sex. It is my bed, so you can't complain.

>>29162883
"Use the bed in the guest room. And change the sheets when you're done."
Annoying.

>>29162883
"I'll get the camera."

Problem solved either way.

You touch my bed and i will bury you in a deppless grave UNDERFUCKINGSTOOD?!

>>29167106
This. I'll always have hot mare sex on tape.