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>"But this... doesn't make sense! Why would all these anonymous degenerates devote so much time to drawing quote-unquote erotic images of ponies in various stages of sexual assault, when in reality equines are biologically incapable of being raped due to their incredibly powerful Kegel muscles? Unless there was some threat of injury otherwise the pony could just clench up and nothing short of a human finger could get inside her. I guess I just don't get the appeal of this 'rule 34' nonsense. This doesn't turn me on at all."
That's pretty much what she'd say.
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>>29160946
Horsepussy to men is one of those crazy vibrators are to women
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>>29160946
You're only thinking with one hole.
Never knew that about horses though.
So I guess all those videos of guys fucking horses are completely consensual.
Beastiality should be legal.
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>>29160946
Remember when we thought Sci-Twi would actually be a crazy scientist instead of a shy bullied nerd?
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>>29160946
I'd just rape her on the spot
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>>29160993
I really want Human Shimmer to be a sadistic evil Genius type of villainwith robotsspider robots
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>>29161026
Otto pls go.
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>>29160946
>Scilight walks in on you fapping to pony porn
>You're embarrassed at first, but soon are confused as instead of being disgusted she starts criticising the scientific accuracy of the porn
>Fifteen minutes later, you're on the verge of a pleasure coma
>She's got your undercarriage hooked up to a variety of instruments and tools that expertly extract orgasms from you
>Her laptop is set up in front of you, playing hardcore bestiality porn
>Scilight is sitting to the side, taking notes of your condition and explaining the biology at play in the animals in the videos
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>>29160989
Yeah strange but true. You cannot vaginally enter a horse unless she wants you to. Conversely, if you're inside her and she doesn't WANT you to leave, she could pretty much crush your cock until the cops show up.
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>>29161123
Interesting.
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>>29160946
Your face doesn't make sense.
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>>29160993
>Shy bullied nerd
Man, I WISH she were a shy bullied nerd. 3/4s of the stories in that thread are where Twilight is legitimately autistic. She flinches away from people who are trying to help her, and actively helps the people who are dangerous to themselves and others. It's dumb.
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