>Pardon me darling, but would you mind helping me with my

>>29154916
Take her books and leave.

>>29154928
fpbp

>>29154916
>Rarity asks you to help her carry her books home
>It's a trick to imprison you in her sex dungeon

>>29154916
Would you mind helping me with my erection?

>>29155007
That's fine by me

Rarity can't read. That's why she needs help with her books.

>>29155007
>As soon as you grab them one of the books sprays a liquid that makes you dizzy and light headed.
>When you wake up, you are naked handcuffed to a bed.
>The liquid was made by Twilight and she promised not tell anybody about Rarity's dungeon as long as she shares.

>>29155018
>It's a gay sex dungeon

RARARA is my waifu of course i would

>>29154916
>would you mind helping me with my books
>Holding one book
I'm not falling for that one to fulfill your DEEPDARKFANTASY no sirree.

>>29155040
This.

>>29155007
>>29155035
Go on

>>29154916
How the fuck are you gonna ask me to help you carry one book?

>>29154916
>rape

>>29155460
Because she secretly likes you

>>29154916
>Rarity convinces Anon to walk home with her
>He thinks she likes him, but quickly realizes she's putting on a show for her parents so they don't realize she's a lesbian

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>>29155881
>Rarity
>A degenerate and uncouth rug muncher

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>>29155008

>>29154916
I'm a neckbeard sperg, so yes, I'd ruin it along the way by saying something stupid, but I'd try.

>>29155464
Rape

>>29155903
>What's a lipstick lesbian?

>>29155007

Is Rarity Alf stewart?

>>29157183
Make believe sjw terminology?

>>29154916
>You scratch your chin
"Hmm...Just exactly HOW grateful would you be, if I were to do so?"
>Rarity gives you a strange look
>"Erm...Ever so?"

>Later that night
"Did you check the cupboard?"
>"Ugh...Yes, Anon! I already checked!"
"...Can you check it again?"
>Never in a million years would Rarity find herself in Anon's house in the dead of night, trying to reassure the manchild that there are no monsters lurking in his house!
>Meanwhile, Anon wrapped up in his bedsheet, watching Rarity with fearful eyes, as she looks in his cupboard again
>"Nope, no monsters here"
"What about in the bathroom?"
>Rarity checks the bathroom
>"Nope, no monsters there either"
"And under the bed?"
>Rarity kneels down to glance under
>"Nothing there but your porn mags, old trainers, and dust bunnies"
>Your grin, as you finally lay down and close your eyes to sleep
"Thanks Rarity. Goodnight!"
>Rarity rolls her eyes up, switching off the bedroom light as she makes her way downstairs
>To be honest, Rarity was kind of hoping for a good, hard fuck. But this? Well...
>Just as she opened the front door, a FedEx guy was coming out of the van, with a package in hand
>Wait, since when FedEx make their deliveries at this time of night?
>The guy looks at Rarity, and checks his PDA
>"Are you...Anon?"
>"No...He's asleep, but I can sign for him"
>The guy gives Rarity a small FedExbox, as she signs her signature on his portable device
>Leaving Anon's package on the countertop in his kitchen, Rarity finally makes her way home
>But, as soon as the house was silent, something unspeakable began to leak out of the sealed box

>The next day, Rarity was watching the news on the telly, whilst chowing down on some cereal
>"Late last night, a gruesome murder took place within the home of the victim, Mr Anonymous, as local police were called to investigate, after neighbours reported hearing terrifying screams coming from his house..."

>>29157311
>Rarity drops her spoon in her bowl, splashing milk all over her frozen features
>"...According to police statements, the victim's body was not found on the premises, although there are plenty of evidence to suggest that the victim had died in a death most violent. Inquries into the circumstances are still ongoing. In other news..."

>Sweetie Belle was getting frustrated, as she couldn't get to sleep whilst her big sister was frantically checking all the cupboards, beds, rooms, virtually everywhere that may contain spooky monsters
>"RARITY! IT IS 2:00AM IN THE MORNING! I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!"
>Panicking beyond hysteria, Rarity looks underneath the bed, holding tightly onto her baseball bat
>"Sweetie...You'll thank me one day for doing all this..."
>Sweetie ughs, as she kicks off her covers, and trumps downstairs to the kitchen, where she can get herself a glass of milk
>Suddenly, she heard someone knocking on the front door, and she went to see who it was
>Checking through the spyhole, she could see it was a FedEx delivery guy, with a small package in his hand
>Wait, do FedEx make their rounds at THIS time of night?
>Shurgging, Sweetie opens the door
>"Yeah?"
>"Are you...Rarity?"
>Sweetie shakes her head
>"She's too busy being crazy, but I can sign for her?"
>After giving her signature and closing the front door, Sweetie leaves the package on the kitchen table, as she makes her way to the living room to catch some late night TV
>In the darkness of the kitchen, something unspeakable began to leak out of the package

>You see, monsters can only ever exist in our world, if that person truly believes in them
>And, when you start believing in them, THAT'S when they come for you
>And yes, even monsters can move on with the times...

>...They don't even need to hide underneath the beds, or in the cupboards anymore

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>>29157339

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>>29157339

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>>29157339
This was entertaining. The premise is fun, and the story can go as far as you want.

Like, Rarity is able to protect Sweetie and kill the monster, but one by one the rest of the Manes are dragged into it with her, until they're all together defeating monsters that came from the portal to Equestria.

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>>29157311
I wanted gentle lovemaking

>>29155040
kys

>>29157339
Good idea, shame Anon is dead though.

>>29155007
call me a fish
cause im hook, line and sinker

>>29157696
No Anon, you ARE the demons

>>29157696
Not exactly dead, but my little greentext / family guy stint was supposed to be a short one. But, if you want to take my idea further, go right ahead

>>29154928
well she asked for it

>>29156550
Great, but it doesn't help me put up the shelves like I need it to.

>>29154916
>Write 6000 line greentext series without finishing it

>>29154916
Would I.

>>29154916
Take the books smack her with it and then run off.

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>>29154916
>girl asks to borrow my algebra book freshman year
>let her borrow it
>she drops out and never comes back
>have to pay for the book before I graduate
NO, NO I WOULD NOT, HARLOT

YOU COULD'VE CHOSEN TO LIVE, YOU KNOW

>>29155881
>Anon hopes that his fake dating can somehow turn her straight
>It does, but she's too ashamed to admit it
>They graduate and part ways
>Anon lives on thinking he wasted the best years of his life chasing a lesbian which puts a lot of strain on any relationship he enters into, fearing she may not really love him
>Rarity lives on always wondering what could have been and doesn't date anyone because she hates women and the only man she wants is the man who thinks she eats rugs

>>29154916
I've seen enough porn and hentai to know where this is going.

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>>29157311
>>29157339
That was nice.

Still thinking about that good hard fuck though.

>>29158238
Would you?

>>29154916
Sure if you take your glasses off slowly.

>"Anonymous, I overheard some boys at school making lewd comments about you."
>"I know we've...clashed a few times in the past, but I cannot stand idly by!"
>"I won't allow a delicate flower like yourself to wilt under the heat of their deviant homosexual lusts."
>"That's why I've brought you this plug! It will prevent any possible unwanted penetration around those brutes."
>"Now, please bend over so I can pop this in and we can go about our business."
>"...I wasn't asking, dear."

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>>29160417
BEND OVER

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>>29154916
>Whip out dick
>"What are you doing?!"
>Start jacking furiously
>"Get away from me you ruffian!"
>Grab her arm to stop her from running
>Cum on her glasses
>She passes out from shock
"I'll see you next period"
>Grab her books and take them to her next class for her

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>>29154916

>>29155007
Green when?

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>>29154916
>"I'm afraid Anon is already carrying the great and powerful Trixie's MtG trade folder"
>"He can't carry any more, """""Darling""""""

>"Oh please Trixie, I'm sure Anon would be more than happy to help a REAL lady out, right Anon?" Rarity says while seductively running her fingers through her hair.

What do?

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>>29164549
>"Hold up now gals, Anon is helping me with mah books. Later we're gonna...buck some apples, right?"
Oh dear, quite the pickle

>>29164549
>>29164615
>"Hey Anon I, oh, you're busy right now. Nevermind." Dash sadly begins to turn away
Things are getting intense

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>>29154916
>>29164549
>>29164615
>>29164623
>>29164629
>What do?
They're all only carrying one book, so I carry them all and make everyone happy.
Like a proper gentlemen.

>>29164645
The better question is why all these girls need help carrying a single book.

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>>29164654
Rape

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>>29164549
>>29164615
>>29164629
>>29154916
>"B-but I thought I was the only one Anon carried books for, I thought we had something special..."

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>"My book is the biggest"

Also (You)s are back????

>>29164687
Now Twilight, a gentleman carries books for any lady in need

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>Dear princess Twilight, today I saw Anon carry the books of a lot of girls, I don't blame him, he's a healthy boy and all the girls are very charming in their own right"
>But I can't help to have this terrible feeling, it feels like a knot in my stomach, or rather, as if I'm witnessing something terrible, I don't know what to do.
>And since you're the princess of friendship I was wondering if you could help me not brutally murder each and every one of those dirty, ugly, two-faced whores who take advantage of my future husband
>Love, Sunset Shimmer

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>>29154916
>>29164549
>>29164615
>>29164623
>>29164687
>>29164715
>"Ummm, A-anon?"
>You know I.... I thought that maybe if you're done carrying everyone's books...
>"You could, umm, you know, fuck my brains out again in the music room."
>"O-only, if you don't mind..."
>Everyone looks at Flutters and Anon in bewilderment at the bold proposal

What do?

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>"Anonymous, we've been looking for thee"
>"He promised he wouldst carry our books, did he not?"

>>29164744
Such language is...uncouth!

>>29154916

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>>29157339

>>29157311
I hate how I know that the whole checking the whole house for monsters thing came from family guy. Well that and the whole monster in the closet/under the bed thing that children have, but anon clearly is past that age in this so more than likely it's referring to the family guy shit.

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>>29164744
>Everyone looks at Flutters and Anon in bewilderment at the bold proposal

>"Oh, my, I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking about all of you, I'm so, so sorry"
>"You can watch as Anon rails me against the wall and ruts the shy out of me, i-if you want"

>>29167009
>>29164744
Maybe I could rail you all?

>>29168026
now that's more like it

>>29154916
Remember when that one Anon wrote about Anon bullying her and being a massive sperg? Good times...

>>29168064
It was cancer

Whose books would you carry and why?

>>29168064
it was shit

>>29168665
All of them. To eventually hold their hands.

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>>29168931
Not only is this a blue board, but holding the hands of MULTIPLE girls!?!???? Are you insane?

>>29168650
Yeah. It should have been Fluttershy. Whority is cancer

>>29160417
>It has her cutie mark on it so in case his pants are pulled down people think he's taken
>She has to take it out every day after school and put it back in every morning because she doesn't trust him not to lose it at home

>>29163965
I unironically fucking love this song. The beat, the animation, everything.

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>>29157311
>>29157339
2spoopy4me

>>29170077
>Rarity will never sing it to you while giving you a lap dance

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>>29168945
You see those hands? I'm gonna hold them and interlock her fingers with mine

>>29154916

>>29170757

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>>29154916
ok, but after I want you dress like a catgirl.

>>29171164
When did Rarity get so buff?

>>29171173
>that
>buff
You're joking, right?

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>>29170619
dude...

>>29154916

>>29171476
And we'll walk through the hall and everyone will see us holding hands

>>29155007
But I want to stay pure miss Rarity

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>>29164549
Trixie she is best pony playing best card game

>>29164864
The fuck kind of scheduled book carrying have you got vice principal luna

Especialy one where anon can accompany you

>>29172898

>>29154916
What do I have to do and can you help clean my pipes after?

>>29175760
>rape

>>29154916

I want her to slam a book closed on my weenier.

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>>29167009
I wouldn't if were you anon

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>>29179150
...
wat

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>>29179150
Fluttershy? More like Flutterslut, amirite?

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>>29154916
>>29164549
>>29164615
>>29164629
>>29164687
Alright you sluts.
Just dump the books in there.

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>>29179539
Well played Sir

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>>29179150
Damn, what's her home life like if this doesn't even faze her?

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>>29179539
>anon runs around with a children's wheelbarrow at school all the time carrying at least 12 girls' books

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>>29179150
How Ohohokapi manages to skip over the cringe and reach to plain weirdness still surpises me.

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>>29179615
He also gets twelve types of tang.