Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #223

Previous thread: >>29049535

Were the fuck is everyone?

God damn it where is everyone.

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>some fag makes a "no more fingerbanging" thread
>people aren't sure which to post in
>now we have 2 threads

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Would you fingerbang OCs if they sounded like their creators? Hard mode: no mouth gags

>>29145096
I don't see how they are that stupid either.
>>29145106
Depends...how many actually look ugly as shit irl and how much would that transfer to the OC.

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>>29145096

>>29145126
Your doing that in the wrong thread buddy. This is Fingerbang.

>>29144868
So is this the thread where I jack off to equestrian girls or no?

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>>29145184
Yes

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Right title FTW

>>29144868
Bongos

http://www.strawpoll.me/11974293

Vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/11974293

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Prom night and you can only take one per hand, which do you choose?

>>29145751
Photo Finish, and Silver Spoon.

>>29146459
>"Anon, wat the sam hell are you doing in here?!"
"Uh...this is the dinner station. I work here, why do you ask?"

>>29146693
>"Can ya maybe give me something to dry off? Ah'm mighty cold right now"
"Sure AJ, just head to the back room. We got some spare towels and rags in the storeroom you can dry off with. You can borrow my shirt when you come out."

>>29146936
>Blushing Applejack walks back to look for the towels.
>Getting back to mopping the floor after AJs wet entrance, Anon heads back after he finishes.

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>>29147031
>Walking to the back room Anon sees AJ pulling up her shirt(pic related) dabbing off the rain water.
>Knocking on the door Anon sees Applejack look up in surprise.

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>>29147358
Someone write some smut of this, please.

God, I'm hopeless...
>fap fap fap

>>29147473
As soon as the fake thread goes down and the writefag comes to his senses and comes here.

>>29147654
meant this to this guy>>29147375

>>29147375
I took it upon myself to continue this like you asked, but I'm writing it in the actual next thread where more people went >>29144825

>>29147732
Bitch you aint the one that wrote this>>29146459
>>29146693
>>29146936
>>29147031
>>29147358

>"Anon what the hell?!"
>Applejack must have thought she could somehow vanish behind that broom
perched up against the wooden post.
>Instinctively, you look away.
>You hear the young girl shuffling around in the room, imagining the things
you saw.
>That brief image of Applejack's stiff nipples trying to poke out from
under that thinly made bra.
>It was only for a half a second, but you know what you saw.
"I-I'm sorry..."
>You're a bumbling mess for a few breaths before realizing AJ put her shirt
back on.
"I just needed to, you know." You point to the mop in your hand.
>"Oh." Applejack notices you still trying to show that you're looking away.
"Aw come on, now. It's alright. Ya just startled me that's all."
"Well, I..." You just set the mop down and stare back out the door.
>At the rest of the dinner station as the quiet music plays in the
background.
>Hearing Applejack's footsteps approaching you.
>"Doesn't the mop go in that corner over there?"
>Applejack points to the far corner of the room where there is a sign with
an arrow saying "mop goes here".
"Oh. Uh."
>Take the mop over to the corner and set it down in its designated corner.
"Anyway, I'm sorry I startled you like that."
>"It's fine, sugarcube." Applejack stands in the doorway. "It's all fine."
>You're caught in the room, waiting for Applejack to step out of the way so
you can return to the empty dinner station.
>But she stays in front of you.
>Your eyes wander back down to her chest.
>It's still not hard to make out her nipple bumps through the white T-shirt.
>You just can't pull your eyes away in time before she notices.
>"Somethin' the matter?"
"I um... I need to get back out there."
>"Why? Ain't no one else here at this time." She clearly saw you checking
her out.
>And her mouth begins to curve into a smile.
>The door was more open than this before you had your back turned.
>AJ closes it some more. "See anythin' you like, Anon?"
>Does the door lock?

for the real thread

>>29147792
He asked for someone to continue it. And I did just that. I'm closing this tab and going back to writing now. Gonna put on a trip too so you can't paste any more of my posts here >>29147804
Good bye.

>>29147824
I will fucking take it and put it up here then your the one going to the wrong thread

The fake Greentext over there posted some shit, content is content so who wants it dragged over to the real thread?

>>29148563
>Ung., why did you make me come to class so early? I would have been at your place after school."
"Because I want the thrill of massaging those cheeks with your uniform on. And those tights...unf."

what goes on on this thread?
OP's image is a great clickbait for a human lovers

>>29148963
The Fingerbang general is having a bit of a...another crisis at the moment. But the gist is, whatever story you want for the EQG verse with usually an Anon protag doing shit there. We have Halloween werewolf stories to normal shitposting Anon being forced into being friendlier to others. It is however customary to have smut in it somewhere.

>>29148963
Retards here don't even know what they are doing anymore.

>>29144868
Safe show related pics are NOT ALLOWED
Borderline nsfw slutty pics is ALLOWED

>>29149272
Meh, bimbo thread is a thing, what's your point? Do you want another pic?
>>29149234
Care to elaborate?

>>29148932
>"What, these old things? I had them forever, just got done with gym so there pretty sweaty."
"Oh yeah...bend over the desk a bit sugar. I want to squeeze those buns. Why not add my sweat to the mix, hey babe. Pull down my pants, I got an idea."

Keep the thread up folks, going to sleep.

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So uh. Hi.

>>29149795
No, sage it and go to >>29144825
There is no need for two threads and the other one came first and has more people and realcontent. The writefag with his trip took Fingerbang out of the title, but he's also the prominent life of the thread. He's not ever doing what a shitposter wants
Why should he when they so immaturely take posts from his thread and repost them here for "content", or make a thread saying the first thread was fake because they want to have an irrelevant name in the title
Stop being a damn fool it's already over.

>>29150182
Fuck you, it wasn't his decision to replace the thread to make.

>>29151130
The fuck? He didn't replace the whole thread. The title was changed by like two words and (You) are acting like its a bigger deal than it is.
>No one said this shit about the other times the name was changed or we moved to Fimfic, we just did it and no one tried to force things to change back
>Suddenly it matters that much when less than a fourth of the people are left
>The only guy left who constantly gives content and the guy who owns the pastebin must listen to the vocal minority who shitpost, rig strawpolls and start decoy threads over a name.
No. You don't decide this, they do. If they have reasons to ignore your opinion it's your fault.
I for one am okay with the name change and it already looks like more of us are too. What I want now is content, not your bitchy soap opera of "boohoo the name was that way so long why can't things be the way they were before?"

>>29151229
No one gives a fuck about fimfic, I didn't rig a strawpoll I also didn't make, and Greentext has no right to go over the thread and just decide to change the name. Also forgot to type out title* after thread. Still accurate though because Fingerbang will not die that easily.

>>29151229
They is the majority of the strawpoll that voted, again you incredulous fuck I didn't rig a damn thing. Greentext is not they, and anyone from Discord matter even less.

>>29151229
As long as Fingerbang is front and center in the name, it doesn't matter what abbreviation is used for the rest of the title.

>>29151237
He's not killing Fingerbang you retard. He's slightly renaming it and there is nothing out there that says he can't if he wants to.

>>29151253
Not when he decides it himself without asking the thread, he isn't that important to get away with it. Doesn't matter if he is the only active writefag left, its not his decision to make.

>>29151240
Stop bringing up the strawpoll. It wasn't asked for by most of us, it was confirmed bottled/rigged by someone however you want to call it, and the people running this thread are not bound to listen to shitposters like you.
>>29151259
The chat made decisions like this before don't deny it. It is his and discos decisions to make no matter what your asshurt little self says. This change is permanent unless those they decide to change it back.
>>29151245
>As long as Humanized is in the name
FTFY

>>29151270
Bullshit, I didn't see anyway or anyone prove it was rigged in any way, claiming something doesn't make it true. The chat did decide to try this before, I wont deny it, they still don't matter or deserve a say. They keep their shit in the thread I'll change my mind, otherwise they can go fuck themselves. Disco has no say, I have made more actual content here in the real thread then yours has seen all night so don't deny that. And it doesn't matter if Greentext made the decision or not>>29151259
meh, humanized is important yes, but I didn't say shit about that to being with now did I? Keep your implying to yourself you whipped bitchboi

>>29151288
>"la la la I can't hear you because things didn't go my way!"
Piss off, lad. Everyone sage this thread and go to the regular thread >>29144825

>>29151303
>Fingerbang is going to be removed
that aint the real thread faggot, don't act like a bitch because the vote didn't go your way.

>>29151316
>More pretending

>>29151326
Right back at ya. Go suck that faggots dick harder you little shit.

>>29148963
Shit. he knew.

>>29151334
Still the real thread until otherwise notified.

>>29151332
>No, you!
Great argument, bud.

>>29151338
>until otherwise notified
>>29144903

>>29151359
Greentext deciding in the discord on his own means jack shit, try again later.

Don't go anywhere folks, gonna crosspost some stuff I wrote to help the thread. Enjoy. Also no, I wont be using the namefag for this, as it is purely business use for Spider-Shim thread.

>>29151363
You deciding this means even less. Reply all you want, but know that I just closed this tab too.

See everyone in the real Humanized thread.

>>29151398
That's right here, see you soon.

Prefacing this one off story drop with some background, it is about a pirate crew with One Piece themed-ish powers lead by Not Whitebeard. There are only 4 crewmembers, and Babs seed. Not Whitebeard has Whitebeards spatial quake power, Night Crawler has...well Nightcrawler's power of teleportation, Defiant has control over Newtonian physical laws of motion. The forth member is still a work in progress. Will post the first short up in a moment.

>>29151410
Oh yeah, the first one done has...a bit of a perspective problem, I am improving on that though.

This is the tale of how the crew got together...
(Not in chronological order apparently.)
How I met your Nightcrawler:
Be walking around South Sudan looking for crewmates.
See large explosion up ahead at one of the rich habitation blocks.
Deciding to go and look at what kinda man is starting the rampage.
Get only halfway with my HUGE FRAME splitting the masses before me.
>Find some scrawny dude teleporting past gun fire apologizing repeatedly to the warlord of the week. And his business associates judging by their suits.
>Start laughing my ass after 10 minuets of them trying to shoot the guy.
>The cheeky bastard is saving civilians while dodging as quick as a blink of an eye, or my first mate in a drag race.
>Decide enough is enough when they bring out RPGs.
>Have my first mate grab the guy and pull him out of the way.
>Pull off le blade on my back and charge it with my power.
>Swing it in the warlords direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Kljm4EZpk
>Destroyed their base too while I was at it.
This short was a small test the first time I wrote it, so sorry for the shit writing. More will be posted later.

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Okay. Let this be said and done with. Here is ALL the problems with the change and how it was gone about.
>1. Discord chat.
To make a decision in the discord and NOT ask the thread is kinda dumb. The thread is where the green is posted and were it started. To just up and change something even if it's based on the name alone in the discord chat is like the president trying to make a law and only his friends hearing about it up until people start to get arrested.
>2. Demanding people switch and when people say no getting angry.
If you had just came and said "Hey guys, most of the writefags are going here, just so you all know." It would have been fine. But nope. People gotta fight.
>3 False claims.
When the strawpoll was decided instead of just being like "Eh, so what. Some people will stay her some people will leave. Who cares let them have their thread." But yet again you just got mad and said it was rigged without showing any proof.
>4. Two writefags deciding what we do.
If they leave, that's their deal. But this isn't "I write so i run the show hahaha." No. You ask the thread what they think. Not discord. Not kik. No you say "Hey guys I'm moving here with my story. So if you wanna read it come here." Not try to force it down peoples throat's like you're the law.

That's all i gotta say about it. I'm fine if you change it, but you went about it all wrong.

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>>29151552

>>29151562
>>29151552
Too bad and too late

>>29151552
Nigger the strawpoll suddenly went up 10 points in less than a minute that's enough proof right there

>>29151552
I completely agree with you, still doesn't change the justification of being pissed at Greentext and the bitchbois that bend over for him. If he responds here or in the fake thread and acknowledges what he did was wrong I will be fine with it. If he makes the strawpoll himself and I lose the popular vote then fine. But he should have done BEFORE deciding to change it for himself. Me acting rightfully angry (even if I look like a angry toddler) doesn't change how right I am and how wrong greentext was..

>>29151574
>Greentext caring if he wronged someone

>>29151577
Yes I am aware of the irony, its the same guy that would call a vote on whether or not to make a smut scene then back peddle anyways and say its not cannon in his story. Still doesn't give him an out to just let him do what he wants at the drop of the hat.

>>29151552
You should probably post this over in the fake thread too. They know how to spot my pissed off ass, so seeing someone else say the argument more eloquently than me should do some good.
>>29151564
Not with that attitude.

>>29151564
Too late for what? Nothing has changed yet. Who cares if some people leave. If they leave it's their choice. But just know that some people will stay. This reminds me of the Anonfilly thread and PTFG they merged. Didn't like it. And left. The end. No 'REEEE HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! I'M THE LEADER HERE! ME REEEEE! ' that gets no where. Ergo welcome to /mlp/ do what you please.
>>29151569
Have you ever heard of lurkers? I know i usually lurk until people start throwing fits like this. Also people in America are getting up for work. Meaning some people get on 4chan before they head out. So the chances of it going up by ten isn't out of the likelihood of happening. Deaming this invalid proof.

>>29151569
That people were watching and waiting to vote? Your right, but guess what shithead, the captcha was active. Cant cheat that shit so quickly if its used. Those were all real people. And you saying they don't exist doesn't help your argument when you fucks still cant prove shit. Its wasn't rigged, Greentext is in the wrong, those are the facts, get over it.

>>29151583
The dude literally said that he already planned the story out and made the illusion of choice only to make the readers feel better. There was no back pedaling but that ain't the point
More people obviously went to the official thread and not this one, and the pastebin owner and frequent writer run this place to an extent. And both of them are fine with taking Fingerbang out of the title. You can say it's not their choice all you want but it really is at the end of the day. I don't like how they did this but at least they don't want to kill the general.
>>29151591
>>29151602
And you. Read above, look at both threads and see where more people went to. There are no lurkers who vote all at the same time in less than a minute apart after hours of nothing, fuck outta here.

>>29151608
Yes and we also must think of possibilities of. To say "Oh well it went up by ten in a minute so it's rigged." Is stupid. There are lurkers. Also some people *like me* are tabbing both. So even if one thread is more active than one that's not enough evidence to say the poll was rigged.

>>29151618
I never fucking said the two threads were the proof the poll was rigged, it was the votes going up by 10 in less than a minute after hours of nothing happening. And don't deny that is EXACTLY what it looks like when something is fixed. Stop cherrypicking already because the polls wouldn't matter either way. All you're doing here is causing drama over a thread name on 4chan. He did it and that's the end. No he's not going to hear you out, because your side turned into crybabies.

>>29151634
I'm honestly being calm. But i must ask. When did i say that you said the two threads were proof? Also, i don't really care what he does. It's his choice, and if people follow him so be it.

>>29151648
>>29151634
>So even if one thread is more active than one that's not enough evidence to say the poll was rigged
Dude come on

>Also, i don't really care what he does. It's his choice, and if people follow him so be it.
That's where most of us are right now, minus one maybe two autists

>>29151662
Again. Maybe some people just want the thread to keep it's name if possible but will still follow green. What you're saying is that a possibility is not possible. But you know what? Who cares? Cry rigged if you want to. It changes nothing. Who cares?

>>29151677
First of all, green and disco do not even have to listen to the strawpoll results, so the whole damn thing is irrelevant. But if that's not enough to get this through to you then there is also below.
If there were ten votes over like fifteen minutes after one hour then that's a different story. But no, it was about three hours of no one doing anything, then all of a sudden, in like 45 seconds, 10 votes for the same option just pop up out of nowhere. I can't believe you'd go on to say people are "crying rigged" despite how blatantly obvious it is and say it's a possibility that's not possible. You are either shilling or not paying enough attention. And if you go so far to say "Who cares?" twice in the same post, then maybe you should stop making it look like you care.

>>29151697
And correcting one sentence
>and say it's a possibility that's not possible
*And still say that it's as possible it was genuine as it wasn't genuine

>>29151697
He already said it changes nothing now just shut up and stop shitposting. We get it, you want to go with green. Just fucking go and shut up about it. You can change nothing. We can change nothing. So just shut up and fuck off.

>>29151721
I was telling him anyway why he was wrong. This is 4chan, you know.

>>29151608
>More people obviously went to the official thread and not this one, and the pastebin owner and frequent writer run this place to an extent. And both of them are fine with taking Fingerbang out of the title. You can say it's not their choice all you want but it really is at the end of the day. I don't like how they did this but at least they don't want to kill the general
Just because Greentext is the sole writefag that is active doesn't change the fact it isn't his choice to make on his own to change it, Disco is irrelevant as he has done nothing of value, his opinion does not matter along with anyone else in the Discord chat. You don't put the writefag before the thread, that isn't how this shit works. It isn't the real thread just because its Greentext making it, its the thread because its title that was kept through all the shitstorms. This is just another one with it being entirely Greentext's fault this time. If he wanted to leave a make a thread of his own, that would be different than taking this thread and changing it to his tastes, that is entirely unacceptable. His intent doesn't matter, his actions do, he fucked up, this is ALL his fault, and you just going along with it is part of the problem and one of the reasons that the thread has gone this bad. Writefags are FOR the general first, the thread is not for the writefag. And bullshit, how can you tell if they weren't all lurkers? You have no proof saying that it was rigged and that that they were all fake votes.>>29151725
and here is why your wrong, welcome to mlp

>>29151782
Nice deflecting

>>29151785
Your the only one deflecting to your lord and master Greentext. Why don't you go polish his shoes, I heard he stepped in some shit.

>>29151792
Nice projection

>>29145216
sauce for lyra?

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>>29151793
Here your (you)

>>29151802
Here's yours

>>29151807
Why thank you good sir....anyone got a reaction pic of fedora tipper? Really need one right now.

>>29151816
Take a selfie

>>29151823
I don't have a fedora though. Plus am not dumb enough to put a pic of myself on 4chan.

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>>29151825
>>29151823
Oh for the love of- WILL YOU TWO JUST FUCK AND GET IT OVER WITH?!

>>29151841
I aint gay though...unless this is the, I don't know, maybe 5 or 3% chance that its a chick, then by all means. Assume the position.

>>29151841
"GOD DAMN IT SUNSET, YOU KNOW I HAVE A CONDITION TO MASTURBATE REGULARLY OR I PRODUCE TO MUCH CUM, GET OUT!"
>"Oh I know, I also don't care, I want some of my boyfriends dick and this is the quickest way to get. Don't you want to be adventurous? Come on, you can use me to help you get off."

>>29147358
I want AJ to ride my face until she cums and crushes my head with her thighs, killing me instantly

>>29152056
That sounds nice, there are certainly worse ways to die. Does she crush your head because she has super strength from the LoE thing?

Heads up folks, looks like we got some faggot coming out with the diabolical plan to kill the thread. >>29152283
get ready for the tricked refugees. We can yell at Greentext for pulling his stunt later.

>>29152316
>it really was rigged
>3 more votes in favor of the name change >>29152244
Whelp, time to close this tab and go to the Humanized thread. This shitstorm was nice while it lasted.

>>29152341
What the hell are you talking about, 3 votes mean jack shit with a regular posting crowd of 50 something or others. The vote was never finished so it proves nothing.

>>29152341
You do realize he's bullshiting right? It's probably just some dickhead saying that so thay can feel superior.

>>29152375
Maybe, but it still doesn't change the fact the might have been fucked with. If Greentext's bitchbois outnumber the regular thread members and vote fairly to change the name, then it doesn't matter. What does matter is killing that other thread until this can be addressed.

>>29152386
Yeah sure. Just keep this one up until they die or they figure out Green isn't the god of the thread.

>>29152386
It'd make more sense to kill this thread seeing as all the info is in the other thread; if it dies without getting this resolved all that will happen is someone will it again and we'll enter a cycle.

>>29152415
...yeah while it was nice writing one shots now and again for you guys i can't deal with that kinda attitude. I'm out. Goodbye fingerbang it was nice while it lasted.

>>29152407
This thread has the exact same information as the other thread.
>>29152434
You were no one here, you didn't post a damn thing. Oneshots are still game people. This is just a fake.

>>29145216
Sauce!?!?

>>29152625
Just got this version mate
https://www.derpibooru.org/1148011?scope=scpe6c9b0ddbac4794d9db2e2e81814778c44af31b85

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>>29146105
Dis nigga

>>29152641
Which would you pic?

>>29152434
>it was nice writing one shots
Who are you trying to kid?
You're free to continue writing for /this/ thread. but of course you won't.
See you later, nobody.

Who's up for another oneshot? Just cleaning it up to post the first part.

When the Captain met Defiant:
>Be walking down the docks looking to repair my ship, spot some Yukuza up ahead.
>Sounds like a drag race is in progress, so I go up to try and place a bet while I wait.
>I check the cars and see whom is racing, notice there is a man just standing there on the starting line without a car.
>My intuition tells me to bet on him so I do, 500(insert random denomination name) on the carless man winning.
>Suddenly told its a bad idea from the bookie, tell him I don't care and place my bet on him anyways.
>Bookie does it just before the race so I go take a seat to watch, the guy still has no car to speak of and is just watching as the other drivers go off.
>I look closely and notice he is smirking, when the cars make it to the halfway mark, he bolts leaving a small pothole where his feet where.
>As he flies down the roadway I feel a tap on my shoulder, the bookie came up behind me with friends, and told me to cut my losses on the houses betting horse, I take offense and respond in the time honored tradition, by picking the smarmy little toad up by the throat and toss him at the incoming racers, busted the driver that had a slim lead front bumper, the bookie made an interesting squish sound as he clogged up the engines, I turn around and notice that the bigger man of the bookies back up is talking on a walkie talkie and said, "kill the girl now, the freak has backup", sense I find hurting civilians instead of taking up a fight head on against a man deplorable I smashed him into orbit, cracking up the ground in the process.
>His companions pale and run away.
>Hearing something grind to a halt behind me it turns out that Running Man came up behind me demanding to know what was going on, I explained to him what happened and with a look of dread on his face begs me to help him save his sister who the Yukuza captured awhile ago.
Sorry again for the wild perspective shift, I know its a problem.

>>29152642
Same as you ma nignog

>>29152785
nice.

>>29152746
part 2
>After considering the problem I accept the chance to help him, as I was the reason they were about to kill the girl.
>The Young man told me to grab his hand so we can make it to the hideout in time.
>After grabbing his hand I feel my body getting dragged off by him like a ragdoll, accidentally kicking another racer in the process.
>Making our way down the docks we leave the area going onto the freeway, I ask him were are going and how does he know where to go.
>He answers saying that the boss of the dock told him where to go if he wins the race 10 times, accepting the answer seeing as we have no other leads we head towards a nearby processing plant.
>Making are way off the freeway a few miles away we stop at a processing plant, hearing screaming coming from inside I tell him to let go of me so he can sneak into the back to rescue his sister and that I would make a distraction.
>The man looking unsure nods anyways eager to save her, as he runs off I crack my knuckles and my neck in anticipation of a fun fight. Noting the power the boy had they must have someone strong guarding her.
>Looking at the hideout I notice it is a warehouse of some description, it looks lightly renovated from the outside meaning these thugs either bought or rented the building for their purposes.

>>29153621
part 3
>Shrugging that thought aside I look at the door deciding whether or not to use the front entrance moving towards it while I was thinking, however before I reached the door it burst open spilling out a dozen guards.
>Wondering how they knew I was out here I finally noticed a security camera hanging above the door just out of my sight, the phone in the hands of the larger man in the back also tipped me off that some of the men back at the dock called ahead of us.
>As I looked at him the goons he was with surrounded me, looking at them revealed that they had odd iron armor on them, almost like it was grafted on to their skin under the clothes they wore, they also had the same odd weapon in each of their hands(pic related).
>When I turned back to the large man with the phone he finished his conversation and turned to face me completely, noting that as he did he was absolutely covered in bits and pieces of iron and other metals.
>"My name is Iron Will, I take it your one of the men that caused a ruckus at the docks for my employer"?
"Yes I am, do you happen to know where the little sister is would you?"
>"Just because I am such a great guy, I'll tell you. If you can be me and my enhanced soldiers first".
"While I don't condone using steroids, if that is all I have to do then fine. The armor on their skin looks hard enough the could survive fighting me. I don't know about you though Iron Will, you look like a strong man, but I guarantee I am stronger."
>"Good, good. You have some spine giving me lip while standing in front of me." As he flexes his body.
>Noticing he is getting progressively larger and grayer, I also notice that he is turning into an Iron Man and getting a full head taller then me.

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Goodnight thread.

Thread is done folks, if anyone is interested in the oneshots I made feel free to head to /sup/, keep the thread up if you want to stick it to Greentext for being an arrogant shit. otherwise this>>29154745

>>29154628
I dare anyone to post something more lewd than this
Protip: You might be able to, but I'd like to see you try

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>>29155446
Oh yeah! Look at this nasty shit!

bumping because greentext is shit

>>29154833
>>29157651
keeping this thread up does literally nothing to him or the real thread you know

>>29158019

>>29158019

>>29154628
I HATE MY LIFE! I HOPE NEW YEAR WHEN I GOT GIRLFRIEND!

>>29158019

>>29157711
This is the real thread.

Happy birthday Joan.

>>29161660

>>29161660

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When?

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>>29163572
Soon, I'm currently writing an update.
>This story arc is 2 years old.

>>29163572
You're dead

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Previously on WFD ASC: (I've been writing this for 2 years edition)


>Later.
>”You did what?!” Vice Principal Luna angrily yells at you.
>You sigh.
“I know it sounds crazy and immoral, but that’s exactly what I did Vice Principal Luna. I grabbed these drugs from the girl’s locker room!”
>”And I took photos of the drugs inside the locker!” Rainbow Dash hastily says, “Anon had a hunch something was wrong when he heard Gilda threatening Fluttershy!”
>Vice Principal Luna sighs and sits on her chair.
>”That’s about it, I swear. Anon himself brought me to the locker room and asked me to help him and to keep an eye on him as well,” Rainbow Dash says, “he’s…not really the perverted type you know?”
>”I understand…” Vice Principal Luna says, “this is something my sister should take care of. But she’s not even here!”
>Vice Principal Luna blows some air through her nose and takes a sip from her mug that reads “World’s Best Vice-Principal”
>The “Vice-“ part was written with a different color marker though, ouch.
>”You mean she’s not here? That’s weird, she never leaves the school until four o’clock!”
>”Nope, she told me that she was going to meet someone for lunch…a man I think.”
>Could it be Rainbow Blaze?
>”She didn’t even consider the loads of work we have to do; because the only thing she said was: You’re on charge now, see ya at night sis!” Luna mumbles in a resentful manner, ”with that annoying smile of hers as she applies that cheap perfume on her face, always thinking she’s prettier than me…”
>”Uhh…Vice Principal Luna?” Rainbow Dash says, “you’re uh, drifting a bit.”
>She snaps out of her envy trance and coughs up a bit, looking embarrassed at the fact you and Dash had to listen to her crap.
>”Sorry for that,” she says as she takes a better look at the pictures, “well Anon; I certainly didn’t expect this drug problem that is currently affecting our city to pop-up in our beloved high school. Thanks to your watchful eyes you’ve prevented this problem to spread further.”

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>>29163683

>Vice Principal Luna dials 911.
>”I’ll take it from here Anon.”
>Phew.
“Thanks Vice Principal Luna.”
>”No, thanks to you Anon our school will be safe from this garbage. Rainbow, could you be a dear and send me those pictures you took?”
>”Of course VP Luna!” She says before sending the pictures to her PC via Bluetooth.
>”You’ll have to leave for now, I have parents and police officers to call.”
>Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are in so much trouble.
>”Come on, leave now.” Luna says before the 911 dispatcher responds to her call.

>”Man that was crazy…you were right Anon, man. Gilda is going to be in sooo much trouble now.”
“…Say Dash?”
>”Hmm?”
“What’s up between Gilda and you? Fluttershy told me a few things about you and-“
>”A few things about what? Her? Psshh…That’s all in the past.”
“What happened?”
>Rainbow crosses her arms and lets out a sigh.
>”Eh, trust me Anon. It’s not that important.”
“You used to be friends right? Then Gilda’s dad-“
>”I said it was not important alright?! Sheesh…let’s go back to the pitch or the girls might get the wrong idea.”
“Actually…I’ll call the training off for the day.”
>”Why?”
“I don’t want to be around to see Gilda or any other girl arrested. I just hope Vice Principal Luna can keep this a secret.”
>”Oh, okay…I understand now.”
>You grab your stuff from your locker and leave.
>”Wait! Are you gonna leave now?”
“Yeah. Tell the girls I was not feeling well okay? You should leave soon as well. Things are gonna get ugly.”
>”O-ok…”

>>29163687
>also posts it in the fake thread
Trecharous faggot

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>>29163777
I don't like divisive talk. It's just tiresome. So I decided to post in both threads.

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>>29163687

>2 hours later.
>You’re currently talking with Sunset Shimmer and waiting for orders for you to deliver.
“And that’s what happened…”
>”Wow…Gilda dealing drugs in our school? That’s totally wrong from her part!”
“Yes. Whatever is currently happening at our school right now should make quite an impact.”
>Sunset Shimmer nods.
>”I still can’t believe it myself. What do those drugs do anyway? Why would Gilda try to sell them to our friends?”
“I’ve heard that they are pretty addictive. If you eat a pill you just want more, and more…withdrawal sucks for the user and makes him or her pretty weak.”
>Sunset Shimmer sucks air through her teeth.
>”And to think Gilda tried to sell poor Fluttershy that kind of stuff. Oh, how terrible!”
“Yeah…” you reply in a sad manner.
>”Thankfully you were there, and not only that. You decided to act as well, just to protect us. Thanks Anon.”
“Aww, stop it Sunny.”
>Sunset looks away, feeling a bit embarrassed. Then she asks another question.
>”…You didn’t check my locker right?”
“Well, it’s kind of a funny story but,” you let out an uneasy chuckle, “I kinda did.”
>“Anooon…”
“Hey, I just had to be sure! All I found was a book. Trust me, I’m not the perverted kind of guy. Besides, Rainbow was checking on me all that time! I asked her to do so.”
>”Well, when I came back from my swimming class my things were exactly where I left them. So, I guess I can trust you after all.”
“Thank you Sunset. I totally didn’t touch your pink bra or looked through the contents of your diary.”
>Sunset raises an eyebrow, giving you a sultry look.
>”I’m sure you didn’t even check twice…” she says before turning around and lowering her voice, “’cuz the bra I’m wearing is actually red.”
“I’m sorry, what was that?”
>She giggles.
>”I thought you said that you weren’t a pervert? I’m having doubts here,” she mockingly says.
>You both let out a laugh.

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>All of a sudden the store’s phone starts ringing.
>”Ah! There we go! The first call of the day.” Sunset Shimmer happily says, “hurry up Anon and answer the phone!”
“Me?”
>”Yeah, you!”
“Alrighty then.”

>One minute later.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKBKJ9DmOhs
“Well, I did it, although that wasn’t in my job description.”
>”But you did great! What did the client ask for?”
“He asked for a Hawaiian pizza.”
>”Okie, now you’re going to learn how to make that pizza. Follow me to the kitchen!”
“Wait what?”
>”I’m gonna teach you how to make pizza so you can help us out more at the kitchen Anon. The owners give bonuses to good workers just so you know…”
“Ahh…”
>”Come on, it’s gonna be fun!” Sunset Shimmer grabs your hand and drags you to the kitchen.
“Sunny! That isn’t in my job description eitheeeer!”

>20 minutes later.
>”Tada! It’s done Anon…”
“Well, that wasn’t so bad…except it made me feel a bit hungry.”
>”Remember Anon, you have to help around as much as possible. Besides, it’s not that bad now that I got you here to work with me.”
>Cute.
“Aww, thanks Sunny.”
>”Really, this job can get soo boring from time to time! I’m glad you’re my coworker now.”
>You pack the pizza in the box.
>”Where are you gonna deliver it?”
“In Wichita Gardens, 21st street.”
>Sunset opens her eyes wide.
>”Wichita Gardens?”
>You nod.
>”Be careful Anon, there’s lots of Silver Fang’s goons in that place!”
“Really?”
>”Yes…in fact, our previous delivery boy was robbed in that place.”
“Don’t worry too much for me Sunset, now I’ll get going. I’m sure the client wouldn’t like a cold pizza.”
>"Take care!"
>That Sunset, it’s cute she worries too much over you.

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>>29164015

>You wonder what would’ve happened if you hadn’t reset the timeline.
>If it wasn’t for that prick of Dark Ember and his punk ass friends you wonder what would’ve happened after the Winter Formal.
>Sunset surely didn’t deserve to die. Especially after how she told you she loved you, and that she wanted to be by your side.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mewbPAtkbAw
>That prick of Dark Ember got what he deserved…
>You’re glad he suffered.
>And you really enjoyed how he begged for his worthless life before you shot at his kneecaps and sliced his guts…
>The others also got a harder punishment.
>You remember how you were forced to defend yourself back in the Winter Formal after they attacked you.
>Once you snatched the hammer away from Bronze Spark’s hands and hit him in the head, you knew you had to keep going forward.
>In the few minutes that passed by, you killed them all. Except for Dark Ember.
>And once you woke up in your hospital bed, you knew you had to kill them all, for sure this time.
>With an evil grin plastered on your face, you place the pizza in the car next to your seat and then turn the engine on.
>In case those assholes pop up you’ll let them know that you have a surprise ready for them.

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>Finally, it’s done.
>Mountains of freshly baked cookies sit on the counter, ready to be eaten.
>”Few!” Pinkie Pie emotes when taking off her apron. “Glad that’s taken care of.”
“Don’t you think that this is a bit excessive?”
>”What do you mean?”
”I thought you went off to make a small batch of cookies for Anon. Not this!” You point at the truckloads of cookies.
>”Ohhh, that’s going to be passed around for the party tomorrow!”
“What about Anon? That was the reason on why we wanted to do this.”
>Pinkie Pie grabs a plate and stacks an assortment of coloured cookies.
>”Here you are. Should be more than enough to satisfy his sweet tooth.” She hands it over to you.
>”Alright, how are we going to get Anon?” Twilight circulates the main topic.
”We’ll have to catch him at lunchtime, it’s the only time that we can move around the school.”
>”What if he isn’t in the cafeteria?” Rarity brings up a scenario.
>”He’ll most likely be hiding around campus, seeing that he doesn’t want to be with his own friends.”
>All of your friends nod, and begin to remove their aprons to clean themselves up before leaving.

>The next day...
>The lunch bell rings.
>The cafeteria seems to be packed, so this might take a while to find Anon.
>You and your friends scout around, only noticing the kid from yesterday.
>Rarity received some news that Anon is usually in a classroom at lunchtime, so you’ll have to search the school for him.
”Okay, Twilight and I will go and try to cheer him up.”
>”What if he bailed?” Rainbow Dash questions the possibility of Anon abandoning the campus.
>”If he wants to take the chances of being in school tomorrow, so be it.” AJ bitterly comments.
>“What’s wrong, Applejack?” Pinkie Pie asks.
>Applejack crosses her arms.
>”I’m sort of having a grudge with the tone Anon picked with me from yesterday.”

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>>29164294
>”Do not let it get to you. Maybe he feels bad about it and might apologize, after we give him a small gift.” Twilight points her thumb at the plate of cookies your holding.
>”Okay, best of luck, girls.” AJ goes back to stirring her mashed potatoes, whereas the rest of the girls waive goodbye as you and Twilight walk away.

>”Sunset, I think we should call it here.”
“But Twilight, we’ve only passed through eleven classes.”
>”I feel as if Rainbow Dash was onto something. Maybe Anon isn’t here.”
“We won’t know that until we’ve checked every spot in this school.”
>You hold the doorknob that leads into room 112.
>“But lunch is almost over, and we don’t have enough time to look at the rest of the school.”
“We can at least try, Twilight.”
>You open the door and walk inside to be relieved when you see Anon sitting in the farthest corner.
>Your short lived victory is ruined when you make a closer inspection at how he’s sitting.
>He has his hoodie pulled up while listening to a Christmas song that you couldn’t put a finger to.
>It makes it even more difficult when it’s only coming through his earbuds.
“Anon?” You subtly ask.
>”Anon, are you okay?” Twilight crouches down and puts her right hand on his shoulder.
>He quickly backs up and pushes Twilight’s hand away, almost as if he was frightened by your appearance.
>Twilight falls back and hits her rump on the floor, frozen to the fact that she startled Anon.
>“Geez, didn’t you learn to leave some people alone?” He snaps at you and Twilight.
>You crouch down to bring up the plate of cookies you made yesterday.
“We wanted to cheer you up. And to show you how much we cared, here’s some batch of cookies me and my friends made--”
>Without a second though, he smacks the plate off of your hands.
>You watched the cookies soar through the air and break into little pieces as they hit the ground.
“What’s your problem!?”

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>>29164303
>”My problem is when you and your friends don’t learn to quit!”
>He gets up and runs out of the room.
>You chase him out of the room and follow him down the hallway.
“Want to tell me what’s putting you down, or do you want to keep on running away from it?”
>He stops in the middle of an intersection, refusing to look at you or even bothering to turn around.
>”I’d rather live it down, instead of showing it to anyone else.”
>He takes a left turn and walks away into the hallway.
>A door can be heard opening and closing mere moments after he vanishes into the next hallway.
>”What happened?” Twilight comes out of room 112, holding the plate with a bunch of ruined cookies.
“He’s being a miserable little brat. Come on.”
>You walk back to the cafeteria, thinking on your next move to get Anon out of his depression.

>Once you get back inside the cafeteria, you briefly talk to his friend for some information about where Anon lives.
All that leaves is getting the crucial part for your next plan.
>Twilight dumps the cookies into the nearest trash can, lowering the now empty plate in her hands to try and hide it away.
>”So, how’d it go?” Rarity asks.
>”Did he leave, like I expected?” Rainbow asks with a devilish smirk.
“It didn’t go well. We found him, but it looks like whatever is putting him down is even worse than I expected.”
>”He didn’t even appreciate the cookies that we made him?!” Pinkie Pie nearly screams out of disbelief.
“He didn’t even try a single cookie.”
>Twilight slides the plate across the table, stopping at where Pinkie Pie is sitting.
>”Which is why Sunset is suggesting her next plan.” Twilight announces it to the group.
>”Oh no, I think we’ve done enough for him.” Rainbow Dash revolts on the idea to continue this even further.
>”I’m sticking with Rainbow Dash; the boy’s having some serious issues.” Applejack decided to side with her.

>>29164309
“But this is my last attempt, honest! And I can't do it without you guys.”
>”Well,” Rarity stands up, “if Sunset wants to give Anon another try, so be it.”
>You look at Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
>”If it means that he’ll try at least ONE cookie, then count me in!” Pinkie Pie stands up.
>”I guess I’ll help.” Fluttershy meekly says as she stands up.
>Applejack looks around, soaking in the determination you and the girls are putting up. ”Consarn it!” She stands up. “I’ll do it, but only because that this is your last shot at cheering up the poor fella.”
“Rainbow Dash?”
>She crosses her arms and tries to stare you down.
>”Agh!” She exclaims before standing up. “You better make this good, Sunset.”
”It will be, but we’re going to have to do it tonight.”
>”But the party is tonight!” Rainbow Dash yells out.
“It won’t take long, trust me.”
>She exhales before leaning in.
>”Let’s hear it.”

Was waiting for another writer to help me find out which thread is the "right" thread, but that went to shambles. Anyway, here's an update that I'll leave at it for now.

>>29163683
Based NaOH is better than Greentext, confirmed.

>>29163791
Don't give those bitchbois anything, they dug their grave, let them lie in it.

So the choices of thread are one that lashes out when they don't do what they want & spread drama to other threads or one that lets writer do post what they want where they want. What a hard choice.

>>29164315
Can't wait to see where this goes

>>29164315
God...

>>29165478
WHY!

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>>29163593
>>29163683
Hype. Happy anniversary and New Year.

Happy new year.

>>29167642
Habby New Yeeeeear from Poland!

>>29164028
Puta madre Hidroxido de sodio.
Vas a matarnos a todos y sera tu pinche culpa.
Continua cabron, necesito mas de este desmadre.
Vergas afuera por Harambe.

>>29168112
>Fuck sodium hydroxide.
>You'll kill us all and will be your fucking fault.
>Continuing bastard, I need more of this mess.
>Dicks out by Harambe.
wat?

My first bump of the year.

>>29168683

>>29169377
>>29169377
happy new samefag

>>29149969
> no prosthetic leg

>>29168126
Not him, but

> sodium hydroxide is NaOH
> "You're gonna kill us all"
> He is asking for more
> "Por" means "for"

>>29169713
If it's on the behalf of Harambe, wouldn't "para" be the one you'd use?

>>29170257

You can use "para" or "por" to give or designate reason or cause.
It can change of meaning if you are from a different hispanic country.
I'm talking in tequila-land, that's why i find it good.