Would you date a pony that wasn't your waifu? Say if your

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I wouldn't date a pony because they aren't real man

I'd see a shrink at the least jesus christ

Do it, your waifu would like have that you be happy.

>>29143976
>3976
i just had four drinks and you still write less coherent posts than me

>>29143985
>American """"beer""""

>>29143953
Here's that (you) you're looking for.

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>>29144323
That's not how it works anymore dumbass.

>>29144334
>the dots are just underline the text
Oh god, how disgusting. Wtf Hiro.

Anyways, the (you) meme must be preserved for posterity, just like the email field memes.

>>29143945
>Ponies experience a love at first sight phenomenon called a "soul gaze".
>Humans for the most part do not.
>Lyra has made a conection with Anon that he can not feel.

eh, probably not. casual fug, however...

>>29144361
>no more (you)s
god dammit, hiro is living proof we didn't nuke those bastards enough the first time

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>>29144465
Here's a (You) for You

>>29143945
Heavily depends on the kind of poner and how much shed love me

Maybe. Though I would feel very conflicted. I would still hold feelings for my waifu and that would be unfair for someone else who feels the same way about me (Assuming someother pony was actually interested in me, I've always doubted any possibilities of human-pony romance).

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>>29143945
>She brings me expensive jewelry and in a desperate attempt to woe me.
That's fucking sad.
I'd still turn her down but I would feel like shit about it.

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>>29143945
As much as I hate to say it, she's gonna have to work for that date. My heart is already set in stone and she's gonna have to prove her love is geniune.

>>29143945
Yes, I want my dick in a pony pussy.

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>>29144323
>>29144334
Just use 4chan x you retards

I didn't even notice (you)s were missing.

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Joke's on you, mai waifu is an obscure background character. While armies of neckbeards try to get with Twilight despite the fact that she's basically a celebrity, I will already be with her living our humble lives together.

>>29145791
That's not how it works you chuckle fuck.

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>>29145797
Then how does the arbitrary made-up system work, anon? Explain.

Maybe... it would depend of what she would do to convince me.

>>29145808
She's already taken and or dead. Not by you.

>>29143945
If my waifu was dead or married or just flat out rejected me than sure. I fetish all the pones anyway.

>>29145822
Well, yes then, I would.

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>>29143945
If my waifu was dead or married, I'd probably kill myself knowing that shes fucking someone that isn't me.

Other than that, I wouldn't date, I'd go on a sexual rampage across a Equestria fucking everyone and everything that will fuck me.
I'd go everywhere from Saddle Arabia to to the Dragon Lands to where ever the fuck Zecora is from.

>>29144465
>>29144334
>>29144323
>>29143953
Someone (you) me, i need to see this.

>>29143945
Since I don't have a 'waifu' exactly, sure I would. I'm open to ideas. Sure there's a couple of ponies that I watch on the show and think 'okay, they'd be fun to hang out with or date' but I'm not seeing myself marrying one in particular.

>>29145852
Given that she isn't real and you feel that way..you should do the world a favor right now.

>>29145907 Report back, too.

Honestly I have no idea what's going on. I'm still getting (You's) at the end of replies. What are these people even talking about.

>>29146117
How do we know you're not real.

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>>29143945
>if your waifu was married
>cheating on muh waifu
no you faggot.

>>29143945
If herding was a real thing, fuck yes I would.

My waifu would be good, but there are too many appealing aspects of ponies to be with just one for mah monogamy reasons.

if waifu was dead or married, then fuck it, full steam ahead into lyra, then out of and back into for a while, then go on to make the biggest herd equestria has ever seen.

Wait, whats this about (You)'s no longer being a thing?

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>>29146132
so it seems now we have dots, my old posts still have (you)s, though.

>>29146228
wat da fug

>>29146228
>my old posts still have (you)s, though
Threads opened after the update get dots. Any thread you had open from before should still have (you)s, even when new posts get added by the auto-update.

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>>29143945
>arrive in 'questria
>meet waifu
>date waifu
>marry waifu
>build laifu with waifu
>waifu dies in dramatic fashion
>grieve
>kids ask where there momma is
>grieve some more
>years pass
>family needs a decent mother-figure
>shop around for a second pony-wife
>find a nice one
>she's great actually
>but it's not the same
>but it's better than being alone

I haven't forgotten you, I promise.

>>29146228
You're right. Well, this is fucking retarded. All it does is keep me from being able to Ctrl+F (You), and makes it harder to actually find the reply. What was their reasoning behind this? I'd love to hear it.

>>29146256
>All it does is keep me from being able to Ctrl+F (You)
I also used to do this, maybe someone will make some extension to re-add it.

>>29146246
> Any thread you had open from before should still have (you)s
the threads were closed, but on my watch list.

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Can someone explain why a post I didn't make has dotted lines the instance of pic related, cause I'm not >>29143953

>>29146297
That's nothing new, it's just showing you what post you're viewing from.

>>29146297
This >>29146305
lurk more

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>>29146305
>>29146311
in all my time being on this site I have never once noticed this
I'm not a newfag I'm just retarded

>>29146252
>im sorry anon
>she was eating my flowers
>my shotgun doesnt fogive

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>>29146252
>not breeding your daughteru to keep her memory alive
Fucking normies I swear

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>>29146117
Naw.
Just the thought of her is enough.
It's actually nice since she isnt real, she can't be fucking someone else.

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>>29146252
That got really sad really fast.

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>>29146353
You knew what would happen when you put that birdbath in your front yard. Don't think forgiveness is that easy.
>>29146512
>try to breed your daughter
>the little things she does keeps reminding you of your waifu
>the way she styles her hair/mane
>some of her vocalizations
>the way she flutters her eyelids as she opens her mouth
>break down into a sobbing mess as she starts to slob your knob
Weeping during the intercourses is not attractive, Anon
>>29146545
It's okay to be sad, sometimes.
I don't think I'd ever find the nerve to go through with making something like that anyway.

>>29146632
im putting in two birdbaths now you sick fuck

>>29143945
>Say if your waifu was married or dead
>if your waifu was dead

How can you say you love her if you don't mummify and shag the corpse?

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>>29146672
ev gob my ey on u, u letel shet

>>29145852
God you're such a whiny faggot.
>I'll just be the Chad of Equestria and fuck all the ponies.
Dude if you're a loser in real life what makes you think you'll be able to sexually conquest all the ponies?

>>29146632
>Weeping during the intercourses is not attractive, Anon
What are you a faggot? Don't answer it's rhetorical.

>>29145766
>adagio
>breasts
pick one
seriously, she's flatter than Top Cunt

>>29146252
is it truly better to have loved and lost, than to have loved at all?

>>29143945
Nope. Probably kill myself or something.

>>29147169
No, that´s normalfag logic.

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>>29143945
The popular Scenario of making it to Equestria and that my waifu finds me, some alien ape thing attractive enough (>muh fingers >muh human stamina) to get together in a long lasting relationship is just too good to be true.
Fantasizing is one thing, but when it comes to a real situation you have to be aware that things may not go your way.
So i´m willing to check all my options out there.

>>29147219
This man is truly enlightened

>>29147233
>He uses his ring to make a green fedora to tip at you.

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>>29147156
dont talk to me or my waifu ever again

>>29145852
My grandfather went on a sexual expedition across the US. Legend says he fucked a girl in each state.

I don't have to be a Chad, I just got to know who to pick.

>>29147791
Was meant for
>>29146897

>>29143945
Marriages can be broken up. And for the dead there's always necromancy...

It depends.
On what was the reason that separated me from my waifu.
On how much emotionally devastating it was (marrying someone else is a thing, saddening, but still acceptable. Death is another)
And lastly but not leastly, on which pone is asking me out, and what's the real reason behind it.

>>29143945
>Be Anon
>A few years ago, your waifu had died.
>You were there at her side, in her final moments.
>You can still remember her smile, her beautiful face.
>That was gone now.
>You spent the best moments of your time in Equestria with her.
>She was the one to bring the most joy into your life.
>She was everything to you, but now it's over.
>You knew nothing lasts forever, but it was still a rough time for you.
>Every time you thought about her, or she was mentioned, you would just break down.
>It was devastating
>You had lived in Equestria for a couple decades now.
>Most of that time was with your waifu.
>You met your waifu and loved her since you first saw her.
>At first, ponies feared you as a monster, but your waifu understood you, and explained how you weren't a threat.
>Soon after, you befriended the mane 6.
>The rest of your time was with your waifu, spending days and nights with her.
>You were always with her
>Until a few years ago, when death had claimed your waifu, the mane 6 would try to cheer you up.
>For those few years, you lived alone.
>Then you realized this wasn't the way to live.
>You left your home to go out into the roads of Ponyville
>You went up Princess Twilight's castle and knocked on the door.
>Your knocks rang throughout the halls of the castle.
>A couple minutes later, the doorknob glowed and the door swung open.
>"Hello?"
>She looks up to your eyes.
>"Oh, Anon! Good to see ya!"
>She put on an awkward grin
>"You don't visit too often... And I still remember what happened."
>"Are you okay?"
>You sigh
"I've been living alone since then, but that's no way to be."
"I was thinking about going out to make friends, to have company again, but I'm no good at it."
"You're the princess of friendship, so I thought you would know the most about this kind of thing."
"Can you help me?"
>A cheery grin spreads on her face.
>"Helping is what I can do best."
Continue?

>>29143987
Fizzy tap water.

>>29148259
yes pls

>>29144361
Yous are new shit and it's better that they're gone.

>>29143945
My waifu is already married but I don't care.

>>29148259
>She opened the door wider and pointed her hoof down the hall.
>"Come inside, we're all here to help!"
>You step inside the castle, and go straight to the mane 6 throne room.
>You creep into the doorway, and see them talking amongst each other.
>Pinkie spots you and perks up
>"Hiya Anon! You doing alright?"
"I guess."
>The rest of the mane 6 look back at you.
>You move into the room, and Twilight trots in after you.
>"Girls, Anon is here to make friends."
>"He's been through very tough times since we last met, with... You know."
>"And making friends is nothing easy for him."
>"Wait here, Anon. Let me get you a seat."
>You look back at the ponies, hoping they can help.
>Rarity speaks up
>"Well, darling, aren't we your friends?"
"Hm. That is true."
"Are you sure you guys can forgive me for ignoring you all for years?"
>"Of course we forgive you, Anon.", Fluttershy answers.
"I'm glad you do."
>"Um. Did you see the way he just shuts the door on us? The way he yells at us to leave?", Rainbow pipes in.
>"Yes, Dash, but he was emotionally devastated, and all he needed was some alone time."
>"Now he's here with us."
>Fluttershy nods, assuringly.
>"Alright, fine."
"Thanks, I'm really sorry for how I acted then."
"I just need some company."
>"Well, we're here for ya, sugarcube." Applejack tells you.
>You crack a cheery smile, at long last having company.
>Twilight comes in, levitating a chair.
>"Alright, here, take a seat."
>"We're going to talk things out now."

>>29148768
>Fluttershy starts to explain
>"Anon said he's sorry for the way he'd been treating us."
>"Now we're his friends."
>"Oh, well that's great."
>"So everything's all good now?"
"Yep."
>"And Anon, we have a room in the castle you can sleep in."
>You lived in a small house by the edge of the Everfree forest, and it wasn't at all a good place to live since your waifu died.
>You were ecstatic to finally have good living conditions, and friends.
>You still grieved your waifu, nothing or no pony could possibly replace her.
>Though, it was still very nice to be with friends and have somewhere comfy to live.

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Remember?

>>29148786
This is pretty good mang

>>29144361
>Be me a few years ago
>Still in the "memes are funny" phase
>Try to reply to a post with memes
>Accidentally start a new thread
>Filled out the email field
>Not/mlp/eople were actually bros about it
>Mocked me for a few posts and let my thread slide into oblivion
Another reason why I love /mlp/. You guys could have ruined my life but instead you called me a worthless faggot and left me to stew in my own misery. You're the real MVPs of 4chan.

>>29144361
Man, autonoko is a serious lifesaver sometimes, but damn it leaves me with too many tabs open all at once.

>>29149424
Try it again faggot
Let's see how it goes over

>>29149527
No thanks. I learned my lesson then.

>>29144454
This hurts, Anon

I would date literally any female character on this show

>>29149257
I'll get back on it eventually. I know the ending. It's the middle ground stuff I need to get worked out.

>>29150101
Even twist?

>>29150631
She's desperate and mildly unattractive. She'll do shit you can only dream of

>>29143945
>rape the corpse
>rape the married mare
>rape in general
>rape

>>29150941
Rape horse?

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>>29144454

>>29149424
>>29149527
>>29149566
what kind of stupidity is this? memes are not only hilarious, how the fuck are a bunch of people more preoccupied with horse fucking wish fulfillment going to ruin my life on an anonymous european tac appreciation stable?

>>29143945
I'd be too scared to talk to my waifu.
The first pony to hit on me has a 100% chance of getting a permanent husbando

>>29145852
>where ever the fuck Zecora is from
>ywn be a Zigerian prince

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>>29143945
>leera
>in love with you
>not bonobon
>ever
NEVER EVER FAGGOTS

"JUST FRIENDS" MY ASS

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>>29143945
Well that should be a question reserved to Fluttercucks, since their waifu isn't interested in them.

>>29152805
>ywn go to Zebrabwe
>ywn fascinate the locals with your strange manner of speech
>ywn become a famous minstrel telling tales of far off lands that you just stole from TV shows
>ywn climb the social ladder like only a bard can
It's no sweat off my brow, but I'd like if you just kill me now.

>>29143945
Yes. I'm desperate for affection and my waifu would never love me anyway. I'll take what I can get.