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3rd Official /mlp/ Christmas Day and Secret Santa Unboxing thread

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Hey Guys!

Snowfall here wishing everyone a happy Easter!

This is the third official Christmas day and Secret Santa unboxing thread for nor/mlp/eople. Love 'em or hate 'em, feel free to post your gifts and cards here for your fellow anons and just get in to the cheer of this year's Secret Santa

Feel free to threaten jihad and maybe send cookies to Santa Pone here at [email protected], and express eternal damnation and eggs to Snowfall Frost here at [email protected]

The last thread filled with unboxings and happiness, and less Jeff Durham hate here: >>29127491

Answer Santa's survey here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdppmdH9yT6gJiSH5AujsHVLucfMj5pSz1RQ9Dsw-vY5G7PQQ/viewform?c=0&w=1
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>>29141272
How could you fuck up the naming so badly. You didn't even make it a relevant or funny edition either.
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I for sure need to participate next year. Following these threads was fun!
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>>29141304
Fuck you, you make your own bread next time!
>inb4 Snowfall sucks at naming bread edition
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>>29141345
Stop calling it bread it was funny exactly once.
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Thank you for the cute card, anon! I love the stickers! They will go nicely on my laptop.
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>>29141364
>Does the carpet match the drapes
Dear god I hope so.
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>>29141367
>Sharing because I'm an idiot that posted after the new thread was made
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>>29141391
I like your thinking anon. I'd hate for this thread to have it's own class system.
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>>29141537
Yeah, it's about giving, not receiving.
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This is an unboxing thread and nobody has unboxed anything yet. Here we go!

Full disclosure: I was the one who complained about my santa's gift being lackluster and felt like an asshole for thinking that. He did good by the rules and I appreciate him and he should feel great about himself, and I will be giving him a card next year, but I still felt slighted because there was nothing 'personal' about it. So I won this from Santa Pone's first giveaway. I was expecting it to just come and be done. But I got a cardboard tube in the mail with spaghetti stickers on it and had to walk outside because I started tearing up a bit too much for the company I was with at the time.

Fallout: Equestria has had a huge impact in my life through some harder times, and some internet stranger (unbeknownst to himself) gave this homage no pun intended to the progress I've made over the past few years for me to hang in my room. There was a custom and hillarious, handwritten card sent to me by nothing more than a shared interest in a cartoon -- but the words read as if we had been friends for years.

You have no idea how much this meant to me, Santa. Thank you so much!
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>>29141566
Here it is already framed! I'm not sure where on my wall I will put it permanently, but on my wall it will be. I'll probably be framing the card too, or maybe just displaying it. I'm not sure which yet, but it will be saved.
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>>29141566
Ugh, messed up the spoilers.

And then if that wasn't enough, my best friend got me this for Christmas. A Twilight Sparkle tie clip, a Fallout 4 pocket watch, and the wooden Twaloot came with the whole shebang because he didn't order it. I just started a new job at a bank and this was his way of encouraging me.

The Pip poster was apparently like $5, and the tie clip/watch was $10 combined. I'm retarded for thinking cheap gifts are automatically thoughtless. I still wish there had been a little personal touch to it, but I might be just being a silly willy at this point.

This Christmas has been awesome, guys. 10/10 will repeat! I hope it's been good (or will be good) to you as well!
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>>29141603
personally i love the personal touches more than the gifts themselves, something special about a hand written note or hand made card.
however i am jelly as fuck at these gifts.
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>>29141566
Santa Pone's card sent along with my giveaway prize was the only one I received this year so I can relate. It was very appreciated.
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Thanks for the card anon!
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Got the second of my five cards today! ^^ Came with an awesome card and some neat stickers! Thanks Anon!
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>>29141678
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>>29141678
>>29141686
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Thank you, anon, for the cute Trixie card!
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That's a whole lotta plush. Thanks anon!
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I suppose I'll dump mine now. All of it came safely in a box with only a slight hole in the top.
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>>29141848
First thing I really saw that I liked was this candy sleigh. I don't care if it's original or not, it was my first time seeing it and I think it's cool.
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>>29141850
Twilight colored candy canes were also a nice touch. I didn't even think they could come in that color.
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>>29141856
Twilight pic here is ultra cute. Thanks a lot for that!
I'd shut that flustered, nervous Twilight there up really quick with a kiss.
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>>29141857
Moving on to the things that were actually wrapped...
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>>29141860
This one felt curiously hard and cylindrical, so it goes first.
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>>29141866
At this point I had no clue what that could possibly be.
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>>29141870
Anon pls.
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>>29141871
That got a good laugh out of me as a whole. I will eventually use that in a bath just for fun. The loofah of 2nd best pony had me giggling every time I glanced at it.
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>>29141877
On to the next, more cloth-y feeling gift.
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>>29141884
That looks a lot like the Fighting is Magic pose for Twilight. I like it!
Name on the back is snazzy looking as well. I won't post that for obvious reasons, but that looks good too. Power level is going to keep me confined to wearing this at home though.
The attempt at a pony head of me was funny too. I look kinda nervous there.
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>>29141889
>mare juice bowl label
Kek. I'm not sure if you drew this on the computer and printed it or what, but I liked this one as well.
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>>29141893
Thanks for all the stuff Anon! I really enjoyed unwrapping it all!
Don't sweat not being able to do more like you said on the card either. This was great fun as is!
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>>29141877
>brushing your junk with Pinkie
Anon I'm jelly
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>>29141877
Just noticed that bucket says "I'm Everypony". What the fuck does that mean?
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>>29141938
I have no idea. The back of it is blank.

Also, grape candy canes are delicious.
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Thanks Cardslut
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>Familia brought delicious chips yesterday
>Ate some
>Kinda salty, sorta reminiscent of the taste of the sea
>Label is in Thai so I can't read for shit
>Already had a handful when I saw a small sticker under the nutritional label
>Green Mussel Chips
>fuck.gif

And now I'm puking my guts out in hopes that I won't get stomach cramps later.
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>>29142487
Da faq?
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>>29141364
>>29141678
>>29141686
>>29141691
Happy to see they got there safe and sound! I'm glad you like them, I'm a little new to the sticker thing but I think it came out well. Happy Hearthswarming!

-CD
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Holy shit my gift finally came!

Didn't say the name but thanks to whomever sent it! Also it's very fitting the card is LA themed. I lived there for a year and consider it my second home.
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Thanks Santa!
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>Tracking was last updated Christmas Eve my time
I have some concerns...
Also I hope to hell that you anons get my cards soon. I want them posted in the thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH00iFf7V6E
>2 years
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>>29142840
>3 Years*
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>>29142840
>not posting the newgrounds link
A-am I old?
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>>29142893
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Hey Viet, I'm sorry to hear that your Christmas wasn't all that great. I have all kinds of things to remember you by now, appo jack is chillen on my window sill and the pony figures found a spot on my shelf. Thanks again anon :)
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Jordan from Texas did you get my gift yet? It says it was delivered 7 days ago and I haven't heard from you.
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>>29142840
>>29142845
We've been stuck with
Twilicorn for 3 years now...
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>>29141691
I forgot to mention: You said you were allergic to mushrooms, so I decided to be a cheeky bastard and threw that in ^:)>>29141714
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>>29143278
DUDE! FUCKING. YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM.
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>>29141877
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>>29143308
Shut up it's for the meme
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>>29143308
Dude fucking? That's like the second best kind of fucking.
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Pony rump bump
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>>29143829
at least post one then
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Card arrived!

Thanks kiwifag, i love the drawing!
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Who got the deadly >>29144444?
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So uh, dont suppose anyone actually got the maud plush thing Jake B made did they?
Cos I aint sending that man any more shit if he just turns out to be a resourceful grinch
Also Cardslut that fucking peanut badge made my sides hurt, I hope im alive next year just for that
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>>29144616
Send santa pone your info and I'll send you a button as soon as I have them made :)
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>>29142730
is this printed or handmade?
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>>29144737
Sold
It can join the other badge on the scarf kek
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Sho sho, Page 8, you have no power here!

I'm still waiting for Raphael from Brazil to get / open his gift box.
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>>29145562
>tfw your box will never show up here
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>>29145895
same
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>>29143048
And did you get my card?

>tfw everyone I was involved with in /ss/ doesn't even lurk the thread.
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>>29141714
>>29141725

You're welcome Cardslut.
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>>29141848
>>29141850
>>29141856
>>29141857
>>29141860
>>29141866
>>29141871
>>29141877
>>29141889
>>29141893
>>29141900

It is I your Santa Cheyenne S
I'm really glad you liked everything. Merry Christmas!
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>>29146563
Same to you as well. Thanks for the effort. Made my long Tuesday yesterday worth it.
That mistletoe Twilight in particular is seriously cute.
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>>29146591
Fun fact, I was planning to send you >pic related
But I couldn't find the blackberry fusion jello anywhere
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>>29146724
Definitely doing this next year, make it all fancy with the dry ingredients layered a mason jar and everything in a nice basket like one of those pre measured baking kits
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>>29146724
I think I may have posted video of me trying it and sent it to you in that case since pictures wouldn't do it justice. Of course only after my sides recovered though.
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>>29146832
You could be evil and instead of M&Ms, mix in Reese's Pieces, M&Ms and Skittles into that jar.
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>>29146724
Didn't someone do an entire recipe sheet of these?
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>>29147052
Yep, it's all in here
http://www.lulu.com/shop/mlp/equine-delicacies-the-mlp-cookbook/paperback/product-21377468.html
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>>29142893
this>>29142924
I just used what I knew wouldn't get flagged as spam, also it can be Embedded, so, convenience.
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Well, I've been trying to organize things and see who is still waiting on a package. It has been slow going because I've caught some sort of flu thing and it's not very fun. I'm sorry for anyone waiting to hear news. For anyone interested in the outcome I've got about 8 potential grinches (they have until New Years to get back to me before I officially add them to the list) and about 13 late senders I am waiting on to ship. Those aren't very nice numbers but since we had almost double the turnout this year I suppose it's not the worst...I've got about 20 anons left to double check also.

I'll be contacting anons who volunteered to send replacement packages around January 2nd-3rd.
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Yo Z.D. from Michigan, good news! Your package got in and I'm gonna get it sent out soon! Sorry it's taken me so long.
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>>29147636
Those last few anons were all good so those numbers are accurate as of now.
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I know Santa Pone made a video of some of last year's stuff but does anyone save all the pictures of gifts and things and make them into collages to show each year?
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>>29147636
I wonder how the latecomers one turned out grinch wise.
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>>29147636
It's okay Santa Pone! Nurse Redheart's on the case!
She'll heal you with boops!
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>>29147837
>boops as medicine
Well, she is a professional so who am I to argue?
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>>29147914
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>>29147914
I love Nurse Redheart <3
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>>29147636
>waiting for my santa's gift
>waiting for my card
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One last thank you to flutter friend nick!
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>>29147636

I..... Really like statistics SP. C-could you post the total turnout with grinches and late senders?

Also I grabbed a 25$ discord GOH toy for anybody that got grinched. Liked I got it for 50% off, but hate it's on sale on amazon for 9USD.
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Thank you Anthony for my card and drawing! Since you mentioned not being able to use watercolors would you mind if I tried coloring it myself? I've been meaning to get back into using them.
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>>29148035
Sure! Here's some fun numbers for you!

Total participants: 138
Total potential grinches (will be confirmed January 1st): 8
Total late senders who need to ship: 13
Number of anons who registered but did not respond to my confirmation email and were dropped before the event began (not counted in Total Participants): 4
Past grinches who returned: 2 (One made himself known and was forgiven/redeemed himself. The other attempted to sneak in during registration and was denied/ran off when I confronted him about his grinch status.)

Number of email conversations in my inbox from this year: 392
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>>29148114
Any idea on how many different anons posted their gifts after they opened them, or is there not really a good way to track that?
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>>29148114
*362 not 392, my mistake. The number will go up as I finish dealing with late senders and grinches though so that one isn't finalized anyway.
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>>29148050
Hey, im glad you got it. I hope you like it and i dont mind you having a go at coloring it/
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>>29148124
I don't have a good way to track that right now. I did notice though that /cgl/ used a system this year where gifts had ID numbers that anons were told to include in their unboxing posts. I am very keen on that idea for next year to help keep track of things. It will also help anons find their Santee's unboxing easier.
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>>29148144
Cool, thanks. Was wondering since I haven't heard from my Santee since assignments went out.
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>>29148144
I'm thinking of making an ID number for each anon when they register. Once they respond to the confirmation email they'll get their own number. When they get assigned their Santee's number will be included with his/her info as well. So they will have one number to post and one number to look out for to see their Santee's post.
Someone suggested codenames back when one anon was freaking out over the name drops, so maybe this will help him feel better, though I expect a lot of anons will still namedrop. This just seems like a useful way to keep track of who did and did not get their gift and if they posted it.
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>>29148114
>One made himself known and was forgiven/redeemed himself.
Welly, welly, well, who might this be, one wonders?
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>>29148200
I'm sorry about that! He might be on vacation? I hope he isn't one of the potential grinches. I know it sucks not seeing the gift you put so much work into being posted but perhaps he'll show up soon!
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>>29148202
So how many have been grinched this year?
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>>29148202
Some sorta tracking system that'll make things easy for us to follow, and everyone else to keep track of each other but still remain anonymous. I like it.
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>>29148215
Some weird faggot idk.
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>>29148223

>>29148114
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>>29148226
I sure hope that faggot learned his lesson, tho. Else, I will be v. disappointed in him.
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>>29148235
>tfw

also I didn't hear from my santee after I sent the gift and she hasn't posted anything in the threads. I'd like to at least know if she got it or if the shirt fits

Yes, looking at you Charm of P.I.
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James m here.

Just got my package and am hype as fuck

The shipping really did a number on the wrapping paper, lets hope the contents are fine
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>>29148305
actually nvm maybe it's better that I do not know cuz she might be disappointed in what I gave.
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>>29147686
Sounds good man.
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>>29148202
Being honest a mention on the form to allow your name drop or not would be a good idea. I don't care if someone mentions me but the next person might be very shy about it / not want that.
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>>29148305
>>29148318
>>29148305
Charm from Pangasinan?
She wants to let you know that the shirt fits, and she is very grateful that you took the effort to get her something she just adores so fucking much. She is also sorry that she can't post her thanks here because their ISP blocked 4chan. Autistic privates were involved, and for the benefit of everyone in the base, and to prevent further embarrassment to the Armed Forces, they just blocked 4chan basewide.
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>>29148318
Nigga, if she's disappointed then I'm hoping for a peanut-tier, autism laden, hissy-fit of a rant posted here for our amusement. Figure there are 2 types of gifts that you can give: ones that make people go "HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME" and one that will cause untold amounts of butt-hurt. Those are the best gifts that can come from these threads.
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>>29148358
I have pics of her wearing the shirt, she loves it. Actually, she told me she loves everything that you go her. Just, I can't post her pics cause, I know how autistic you lot can get about George Foremans.
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>>29148358
>Autistic privates were involved
The fuck did they do, try to call in an airstrike on someone who argued with them on which waifu was better?
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>>29148371
Privates have two meanings here, and cybersex is a very broadly defined crime in the Philippines. You do the math.
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HOLY FUCK! Im so fuckin dumbfounded right now.
Am I allowed to post this? Well let's see.

Santa... THIS IS AMAZING!
It's so friggen big and squishy
Words cannot describe how exited I am right now.
I know there are other gifts but I can't stop looking at this thing
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they timothy of IL, (my secret santa) who are your favorite ponies
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>>29148381
That's awesome! I should have asked for horse dildos
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>>29148381
That's a monster of a dildo.

>>29148370
Just make sure her face is cropped out and it should be fine. But you also definitely don't have to if you think anons will go bonkers.
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Here is the rest of the swag.
UN fortunately the paper crown was crushed (gee, I wonder what could have done that) but every thing else is fine.

Really excited to find out what the figures are.
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Woman wore it for her birthday, then went out to get blind-ass drunk with her sisters afterwards.
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Hell yeah. Got
Spike.
Discord.
Twilight.
Fluttershy.
And lucky dreams, imma hold on to her for good luck

Thank you again Santa. This was amazing!
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>>29148570
Why its upside down I've no idea
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>>29148381
But can you shove it up your ass is the real question....
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>>29148651
With enough lube, preparation, and determination, nothing is impossible!

Captcha: colon prose
Stories about shoving stuff up your ass so high, it reaches your colons.

Also, James M wants his Santa to know that "There are no words to describe happy I am, I really owe you one Santa. May you have a great fuckin new year."
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>>29148381
Hey, your santa here. Glad you like the package. It glows in the dark as well!
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>>29148570
And I'm super glad you got the discord one as well, I ran out of time to get you something for the ponies you listed but luckily it turned out alright
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>>29148448
Also the steam card is in aud, so don't get too excited by it
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>>29148704
Hell yeah
>>29148651
I damn sure gonna try.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but some day
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>>29148732
Thank you so much, I owe you a really nice Card or somthing
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>>29148358
>>29148370
>>29148475
Hory shet thank you. Glad she liked it. Good thing I got the measurements correct. Now I can take that off my mind. Merry Christmas to both of you.
and belated happy birthday to her
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>>29148795
"the gift from the kid? i love it bruh... except for the taas kilay reaction (raised eyebrows) from the sisturs
esp the shirt. i love that shirt
and the other gifts were awesome too bad i didnt had the chance to take some pix... too busy being an adult here
and the gifts arrived just in time for my bday too"
From her, four minutes ago.
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>>29148795
and tell him good luck on stuDYING
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>>29148666
Ayyy nice trips. Also Lord Inglip abandoned 4chins years ago...

>>29148745
That's the determination I like!
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>>29148829
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>Do you have anything in particular you would like to suggest for next year?
>MORE MEMES
>I would like to be able to meme santa pone every year. Just you wait santa, jackie this year who knows what it'll be next time!

I won't be so easily meme'd next time! My address will be changing soon.
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>>29149420
QUICK, SEND ALL THE DRAGON PENISES TO SANTA'S ADDRESS NOW!
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>>29149420
>>29149449
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preview of a little something i'm mailing tomorrow
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>>29149511
Muscadine juice!? What a lucky anon you have!
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>>29149398
Hey, that's my best friend you're talking about!
I agree, she is a qt 3.14, ain't she?
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>>29149555
shits good yo
cant find any other brand than natures pearl though, its expensive
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>>29149587
Cheaper muscadine juice you say?
It's called wine.
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>>29149573
No she's not.
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>>29149730
Whatever. Believe me, or don't. I quite frankly don't give a shit.
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>>29149730
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>>29149766
Honesty is the best policy desu
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>>29149779
What???
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>>29149774
>>29149784
Go ask Santa to ask her for you fucks. Or better yet, ask her yourselves.
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>>29149779
>>29149792
It's just someone shitposting don't worry about it.
Also, ask me to ask her what? I don't think anyone was trying to ask her a question.
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>>29149792
What the fuck are you on about? I was referring to you calling her cute.
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>>29149779
>>29149792
i have no taken part in this posting, but i have no idea what the hell you're talking about son

nobody's wanted to ask anyone anything, so i dunno what you're sperging about
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>>29149810
There be insinuations that I'm a liar and I'm too pissed...
>>29149818
>I was referring to you calling her cute
OKAY. NOW IT IS ON.
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>>29149831
>>I was referring to you calling her cute
>OKAY. NOW IT IS ON.
kek, so what did you THINK anon was trying to say, then?
and what did you expect? christmas cheer can only subdue the autism for so long
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>>29149845
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
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you're not the only one who knows how to funpost, friend.
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>>29149850
that doesnt answer my question, but okay, keep doing whatever you're doing.

try not to overdose on whatever you're on, yeah?
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>>29149831
>>29149850
Snowfall wut r u doing
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>>29149857
>>29149861
Who let him run the latecomers secret santa? I'm concerned.
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>>29149845
>>29149857
In a phrase, I am having fun by being a little shit.
>>29149867
Shitposting never hurt nobody, familia.
>>29149861
I will stop when I want to. I am just having a nice giggle, no harm in that.
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>>29149857
I guess he figured you were saying he was lying about her being his best friend. I thought it was pretty obvious you were baiting him about her being cute though. Which she is. Got a cutie patoot face.

>>29149867
He did. Santa Pone doesn't control that right? And I remember him saying "do what you want if you want to" or something when it got started.
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>>29149888
>I guess he figured you
>you
wrong anon, anon.
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>>29149893
Whoops. You knew what I meant anyway. We're all anon, anon, I can't tell you fuckers apart.
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>>29149888
It wasn't bait. She legitimately isn't cute but I guess you all will take any girls you can get around here after all.

Nice trips though.
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>>29149900
>She legitimately isn't cute
You are welcome to think that if you want to anon.
Here's your (dashed line).
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I won't make a statement about her physique but I will say: she likes the horsecock, that's all that matters.
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I guess the Christmas cheers over.
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>>29149964
Hear hear!
We're all horsefuckers. Even if some of us are thick, or some of us are mean, or some of us are spergy, or some of us don't bathe regularly, or some of us ate doritos for dinner....T-the point is FRIENDSHIP!
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>>29148829
>>29149573
She is a cute. Nice girls are always a cute.
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I fucking hate you people
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>>29150066
The feeling is mutual.
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>>29150066
We love you too anon.
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To clarify, I told this repeatedly in the past threads. We know each other in real life. How long and well we know each other, only we know. As for her being cute, well, aesthetics is a subjective matter, but as for me, she is. But that's just me.
The Latecomer's Santa happened cause there was a need, and I helped fill that need. Maybe I performed unsatisfactorily as a coordinator, whatever. The only judge are the people who actually joined in. And Santa, cause, OG status.
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>>29150104
Absolutely no one was questioning your friendship with her snowfall jesus christ
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>>29149900
Nice digits, mean person.
>>29149909
Can you pass to him another (dashed line) please?
>>29149964
She can haul a 5 foot 7 inch, 112 kilogram dude and carry him for a kilometer. Fuck that, she stronk.
>>29149985
Pretty much.
>>29149988
Nice digits, also, FRIENDSHIP!
>>29150037
Yes.
>>29150066
The fact that you are here means that you are either a masochist, or a liar.
>>29150114
See >>29149888
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Hey James M, I got your box! It is super awesome! I super love it, specially the Soarin plush!
Contents: a Soarin plush
a Rarity Pampered Pony plush
a Discord Guardians of Harmony figure
and the cutest Soarin Wonderbolts figurine

I don't even want to open the Discord figure, I just wanna keep it in its box and just stare at it lovingly.

BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVER.
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>>29150132
It's just weird that you keep autistically defending something nobody even questioned. Snow, I like you, but sometimes you really need to just lurk.
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>>29150207
Post some proper fucking pictures you nonce
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>>29150207
Im so fuckin relieved right now.
Im super glad you enjoyed it. Totally worth seeing your happiness.
This feeling, this feeling right here is what Christmas is truly about.
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>>29147166
As glorious as it looks, I'm too cheap to pay for it.

Also I'm not sure how that'd look on my cookbook shelf
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>>29150248
>>29150261
Better pics.
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>>29149420
How awful! Looks like I'll just have to ask for it next year like a normal person.
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>still waiting on. 2 card reactions
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I have regrets.
>I'm not cute, I'm a kawaii potato.
I regret my choice in friends.
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Also
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>>29150770
>>29150776
Literally no one cares about your autistic attempts to fuck her
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>>29150836
OP is a faggot.
I am OP
Therefore, I am a faggot.
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>>29150770
>>29150776
Typical girl response. Always undermining their appeal to justify compliments. Still a cute
>>29150836
Literally no one cares about your autistic attempts to get your hand to love you more.
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>>29150877
Had a nice giggle m8.
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Not /ss/ related but thought I'd post it anyways since my santa's gift has yet to arrive.
>be me
>spend boxing day with my dad
>too old to get presents
>step mom gives me this glass
>tfw she was into pones in the 80's
>dad gives a concerning glare
How did she know? Was it a coincidence? I have no Idea but it's pretty cool.
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>>29151034
cool glass, man.
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>>29151034
Make that into a marshmallow fleshlight and fuck the pony pussy
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>>29144441
At least one made it through. I was worried that they all got lost along with my Santees gift
Did that have an address on the back? I'm worried I forgot to put a Return to Sender address on a few of them

>>29149420
You better let me know

>>29149861
I think Snowfall is drunk, or is being monitored

>>29151034
Nice glass, now fill it with liquor
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>>29151272
I was tired and emotional earlier. I'm back to earth now and I am not sorry at how confused some may have gotten and proud at how some were amused by my rambling and trolling attempts.
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>Santa Pone told me package is headed my way 4 weeks ago
>still hasn't arrived yet

Numbers please tell me what happened to it:
0: santa is a grinch
1: stolen by mail worker
2: lies on the ground of the ocean
3: destroyed by customs
4: I wasn't at home and postman put the notification where I can pick it up anywhere but in my mail box
5-9: will still arrive after an oddyssee of this many weeks
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>>29151768
Well see you in a month then
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>>29151768
Do you not have the tracking number?
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>>29151854
Unfortunately not
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>>29151768
>lies on the ground of the ocean
I think I know who can help
SHOO BE DOO, SHOOP SHOO BE DOO!
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>>29151165
This is genius. I might have to try.

>>29151058
>>29151272
Filled the glass with beer last night only to fall asleep immediately. Oh well, nothing like flat beer and berry pie for breakfast right?
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>>29151165
>>29152629
that's actually bad idea. I know it might sound nice on paper but you will thrust few times and end up with mush over your penis.
It might be good if you need only 2-3 thrust to cum.
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>>29152710
I could make one out of starch instead. Those look pretty neat from what I've seen.
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>>29152723
Most loose and solid things - like rice - should be fine.
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>>29152762
>rice on your dick
what
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>>29152899
Well not in glass, it's more complicated so I will tell you something easier and can use your RD glass. If you want to have "pony themed" vago, you can use small balloons (like those for water). Just put few in glass with latex glove, use some lubricant and you ready to go.
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>>29149449
Who has Santa Pones address? Ill send him a massive horsecock.

>>29149573
Sorry friendo, shed be cute if I was 8 shots if jameson in and could turn off the lights. Big ol fat chick, lookin hungry for cock. Ew.
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>>29153119
>Ill send him a massive horsecock.
Anon I have nowhere to put such a thing.
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>>29153123
Not with that attitude Santa ^:)
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>>29153054
Never heard of that one before, sounds kind of "ribbed for my pleasure" like. Would be ideal for a Pinkie glass.
That has me thinking, what kind of themed onaholes could you make for each pony?
>Rarity is sticky marshmallow
>Pinkie is balloons
>AJ is some kind of apple jelly
>for Dashie maybe you could add rainbow glitter to the starch?
The others I have no idea. Maybe rabbit meat for fluttershy?

>>29153123
You put it in your pooper you silly
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>>29153163
>add rainbow glitter
Glitter anywhere near genitals is a huge mistake.
Somewhat related but has anyone ever tried to fuck one of those water snake toys?
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>>29153160
>>29153163
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>>29153189
I've thought about it... a lot...
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>>29153225
I used to always get one at arcades. They're usually only a few tickets. It wasn't until I grew up that I realized they're so suggestive. I mean the whole act of playing with them is like giving a hand job.
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>>29153233
Did it make for a good fuk?
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>>29153189
How about candy sprinkles? or maybe layers of food colouring?
>>29153225
>>29153233

Aw man I thought those were so neat! I don't think you could fuck it in a satisfying way though since there would be no friction on your dick. Then again the one I owned had little plastic fish inside of it so maybe that could give some stimulation.
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>>29153163
yea, dead animals are perfect for fluttershy
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>>29153123
Can always put it up your ass. It would also look nice on a coffee table. Great conversation starter.
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>>29153312
Something like computer chair? You put the cock into your ass and need to clench hard not to slip down?
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>>29153394
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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>>29153394
I imagine if someone tried that they'd just end up shitting and since there's a dildo in the way it would just spray everywhere.

>>29153398
What the fuck did you say?????!!! Are you some weird stupid? STFU and go wash your wife's panties.
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>>29153512
Confirmed for english not being your first language.

>Build a wall.
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>>29153591
It was a joke silly. You really are a weird stupid.
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>>29153664
>I was only pretending to be retarted. Trolled you, lololol.

Nice try fag.
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>>29153591
>using english
>live in us
kek
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>>29153744
>I was only pretending to be duped lololol

Nice try friend.
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This has been a weird thread the past two days.
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I wonder what this could be?
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>anons complain girl is too ugly and would need liquor to have sex with her
>anons discuss in great detail nigger rigging pony fleshlights
guys.
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>>29153857
That's some great wrapping paper.
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>>29153862
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>29153857
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>>29153781
>Post a picture of a pony drinking glass
>Informative discussion on how best to fuck it ensues
Just another day on /mlp/.

>>29153773
Speaking as the guy who autistically defended the anon who got the peanut I'm warming up to this meme. I wonder if it's too late to make him a player on the 4cc team. Rainbomination got in and that was just a single drawthread so if it's not too late why not try?

Pic related the peanut fandom is scarier than I thought
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>>29153877
>>29153857
Aww, thanks Kiwifag!
Your card is on its way!
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>>29153119
>>29149818
>>29149730
>>29149900
>>29150836
4u
https://open.spotify.com/track/6MljdMyzelrFgQyukjCFpr
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I picked up my gift from the ol' P.O. Box today. I got eager and unwrapped the little Yotsuba figure before taking a picture. I got a chuckle out of the kids wrapping, too.
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And here's the haul. I love the framed picture, but sadly the glass on it cracked. I got a little appul to sit next to bed and a mini plus a braided Celly to watch me munch on these snacks. Also a sweet rubberband.

Anyhow, thank you for the gifts Anon. I'm happy to have 'em.
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>>29154069
Sweet! The Yotsuba is a cute addition and Chocorooms are delicious.
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>>29154076
They taste a lot like Twix. They're bretty gud.
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R.M. from Brazil here

Just came home after a long and tiring day in the office and there it is, another awesome package, this time from Oklahoma. Thank you so, SO MUCH for this, anon. It made my day even better!

I FUCKING LOVE APPLEJACK
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>>29154158

This is SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

Thanks a lot! I´m really happy right now! I hope you have had a great christmas! =D
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>>29154069
>>29154103
>>29154158
>tfw applefag who didn't ask for AJ because everything I own is apple and wanted to round out my collection
I'm sure whatever my santa gives me will be awesome but you better love those extra hard for me.
>>
Is Martin S. from Germany still around? Wonder if he got the card I sent and if his gifts were still wrapped
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>>29153862
Just because we watch MLP doesn't mean we have to consider every girl attractive dumb ass. Stop white knighting.
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>>29154158
>>29154178
I'm so glad it made it to you safely (with the exception of the candy). I hope you had an awesome Christmas!
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>>29154212

It got even better now, thanks to you!

Damn, I wanna be your friend!
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>>29154207
It's not white knighting to be courteous anon. Nobody said you had to find anyone attractive, it's fine to have that opinion, just don't be a cunt about it. Also >>29153862 was simply commenting on the humour of the situation.
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>>29154404
>it's fine to have that opinion, just don't be a cunt about it.
Welcome to 4chan etc etc.

She is a cute tho
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>page 9
Guys cmon we still gotta hold up for a few more days
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>>29155069
Let it go anon.
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>>29155196
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>>29155196
What? Brah there's anons waiting on late gifts and a couple people posted just today. Don't let it die yet.
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>>29155286
What do we talk about if we already got/gave gifts?
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>>29155390
Filipino girls and horse pussy apparently.
But idk, plans for next year, suggestions, memes, New Years?
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>>29155390
Making onaholes in your pony cup and shit. Or would you like to see a new thread made every time an anon gets a late gift? Also the twelve days of Christmas aren't over until the 5th so let us have our cheer.
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>>29155450
I definitely plan to go all out next year.
The person who gets me as there Santa is going to be a very happy anon.
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>>29155390
Well, what gifts/presents/cards/etc made you go "oh shit, I need to step it up"? Not necessarily in monetary cost, but some of the more impressive/creative things you've seen. One thing that really stuck out was the person who made the "HI ANON, I'M YOUR PRESENT" package. As soon as I saw that pic my mind went "THAT'S FUCKIN' BRILLIANT!"
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>>29155466
I've been a late shipper every year (still make it in time for Christmas but I have to express mail that shit and my wallet has had enough) so next year I resolve to ship much earlier! I'm also going to be sure to set aside the time to make a nice plush using the pattern from the plush threads. I intended to do that this year but couldn't make the time. But I always send a drawing, food, a plush (even if it's a mini one) and other things related to their waifu(s). It's just fun putting it all together.
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>>29155482
I'm pretty happy with the stuff I put together. I go a little over the limit and add handmade stuff on top of that. I think it's comfy to wrap everything and add personal touches too. I guess I would step up the memes on the outside of the box but my anon didn't want me to pony his shit up.
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>>29155450
More giveaways next year. Like, "12 days of Christmas" giveaways or something. Except not on the actual twelve days of Christmas, but perhaps the first 12 days of December so there's time to ship the prizes for anons to enjoy on the holiday. The scrooges who didn't like it can go eat a bag of dicks because it was fun.

I'll make sure to plan the times for it well in advance so more people know when to be lurking too.
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>>29155466
I'm wondering if I'll get called on to give a gift to a grinched anon. I have some unused/unopened things and it would be nice to get an anon who likes those things.
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>>29146464
I think he's dead.
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>>29155517
If you email me I would be happy to make that happen. I usually contact the people who make an effort to tell me they really want to give replacement gifts first, then start going down the list of people who said yes during registration. If all the people who have stayed in touch with me about shipping late do indeed ship then I'll only need about 7-8 people for grinched anons.
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>>29155482
My (you) Harvest was very disappointing this year. $1100 and only 26 (you). I'll have to add a daki and a bigger plushie next year
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>>29155562
$1100? US or other currency cause that's a lot of cash.
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>>29155562
What did you send anon?
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>>29155540
Sent. I don't have much to my name atm but I'll put my name out there anyways.
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>>29155581
AUD. so about $800 usd

>>29155581
A horse cock, 2 horse pussies, A plush, $100 of steam cards, 30 Vinyl figures, a messenger bag, a jersey, 3 shirts, 5 DVD's, some pins, and some cheap mlp party shit
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>>29155729
Did you send all of that to one anon? Your generosity is astounding but that sounds like overkill.
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>>29155706
You don't need much to send a nice gift. Draw something, write a card, include something small like stickers and candy, and whatever other item(s) you send will look great alongside the personal touches.
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>>29153890
Glad you enjoyed it.
I'm curious how it got to you if the stamp fell off via transit.

>>29155390
If /ss/ had a Friendship Tests divegrass team, who would be the players and their positions?

>>29155511
Yeah, I agree in regards to giveaways
The two anons that won stuff, Paypal is being an ass. I will get them to you asap


I'm just glad my things are finally making it through, after being sent about two and a half weeks ago.
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>>29155850
Santa Pone would be the GK, Peanut would be a forward and my knowledge of soccer is waning so you namefags decide for yourselves ^:)
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>>29155874
Other possible players: Autism Box, Horsecock, Horsepussy, Guess That Ponut...
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>>29155729
Really enjoying that Horsecock though.I can't stop playing with it
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>>29155874
>>29155921
Grinch should be a defender
Did You Get My Card? should also be a defender
Santa Pone should be a forward attacker/striker and our gold
Kiwifag should be goalie since they never seem to let shit past them
Peanut should be a winger
Guess That Ponut should be a reserve defender
Horsecock Order should be another reserve defender
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>>29155921
>Guess that ponut
Great ideas but this is my favorite.
Snowfall Frost would have to be the compensatory manlet because he's always drunk ^:)
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>>29155956
>ywn look down and see a giant horsecock hanging between your legs
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>>29155964
Don't forget Jake B from Cardiff
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>>29156071
Never forget Jake B from Cardiff
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>>29155482
Not counting the peanut anon, pretty much everyone gave a better gift than me cuz I stuck to the minimum $20-25 budget.

Extra points to those who bothered to put designs on the box like that candance box and the drawfag with derpy and RD.
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>>29156071
>>29156080
>Implying Jake B wouldn't be our Flash and miss everything
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If the following anons are in here please check your emails as soon as possible:


Robert T.
Martin J. S.
Kenneth G. III
Brenden S.
Yohann M.
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>>29151768
Uh oh, this sounds like it could be me. Who are you?
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>>29156100
Fuck you santa, don't tell me what to do
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>>29156081
You can send a lot in that price range anon! Though it takes some creativity and it's easier if you already have access to some things.

The package I sent had:

A card - Free (my family always has boxes of them with our Christmas decorations and wrapping supplies). I added stickers I got at party city in a giant pack for $3 which I used for all of my cards, so the cost to use them for this one was less than $1. I still have several left for next year.
A madlib I filled out while tipsy - Free (Mom's a teacher. Snagged it while helping around her classroom.)
A berry pie kit - $8
A handmade mini plush - Free(ish). I already had materials and it did not take long to make because I do that kind of thing frequently. I am also happy to share the pattern for any anons who want to make one next year since it's a free one from a Bronycon panel.
2 coloring activity packs from the dollar store - $2
Colored pencils - Free. (Again, helps that my mom's a teacher and gets mountains of these things.)
Various candies - $10
A framed drawing - $1 for the frame.
A cocktail recipe book - $3
A shot bottle of Rumchata - $3

Sure, if you add in the retail value of the stuff I already had/got free and the cost of my time and materials for the handmade stuff it exceeds the limit but I don't count that kind of thing. The only real expense was shipping because I am a stupid faggot who waits until the last minute.
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>>29156220
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>>29155729
How did you choose who got what?
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>>29155984
>he's always drunk ^:)
Hooo boy, >>29155729 THE CHAMPION AND SAVIOR OF THE LATECOMER'S will kill me if I ever drink for the next six weeks. So, no alcoholic bullshit right now. But I could probably be the coach. If you get this reference and email me, I fucking swear, you'll get a card from me along with a nice memento.
>>29156246
Obay da law anon.
>>29156071
>>29156080
Remember, remember, Jake B from Cardiff is an Irish wanker
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>>29156317
>Remember, remember, Jake B from Cardiff is an Irish wanker
Cardiff is in Wales you drunken fuck
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>>29156344
>Cardiff is in Wales you drunken fuck
>Implying I don't watch Doctor Wh... Time Turner, and didn't know this.
Don't worry, guy. I know where Cardiff actually is. I just feel like being an ass.
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>>29156360
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>>29156370
That's it. I want that on a fucking t-shirt. That's fucking cash, man.
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>>29156292
>>29155794
It was all for one guy originally, but everytime a super latecomer popped up, I split some of it with them as well. James M, if you're reading this then I'm sorry
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>>29156400
It's cool bro, I really enjoyed what you got me.
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>>29156317
Hey I didn't mean anything by it, I'm a drunk toofour beers and a bottle of wine in. If I miss anything from these threads it will be your drunken posts. Stay Snowfall, Snowfall.
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>>29156485
see I fucked up the spoiler that's how drunk I am
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I love lurking and occasionally writefagging for fun here in the board. However, these past few months at the /ss/ threads have I actually felt at home, even excited to check in as often as I can. You faggots are the best, and I wish you all a great year this coming 2017. Stay gold, friends.
Also, Santa Pone, I ship out all of my cards on the 3rd or 4th of January. I want to send you a card too, to say thanks for how awesome you are as the Primo of these threads. Can you send me your address.
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Are we allowed to keep in touch with our Santa or santee? Or is that frowned upon?
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>>29156549
If you feel like it. That's part of the premise of the /ss/, to make friends and camaraderie among horsefuckers.
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>>29156538
I love you, you faggot. I hope we can hang out on steam even though my computer is shit and I'd be a drag on any tf2 game or something like that. You are all awesome.
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>>29156538
>3rd or 4th of January
>Most likely international shipping as well

Snowfall why
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>>29156602
PhilPost shut down its provincial office for the holidays last the 21st, the local office last 23rd. They resume operations on the 2nd. That's why. Also, between spending some serious dosh seeing a specialist about my TB, and helping my Grauntie's hospital expenses cause she had a stroke, I'm basically broke. Good thing I already brought the stamps for the cards weeks ahead.
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I don't know about you guys, but this was literally the best Christmas ever for me
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Look what was in the mail today!
Thank you Kiwifag!

If dubs waifu stealing happens
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>>29157117
Me too.
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>>29157589
>Off by one
Fuck off Flash Sentry
In all seriousness, so glad you got that card
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>>29154158
Hey R.M. from Brazil, this is your Santee: Have you heard anything about my package? I'm getting nervous that it might not make it to you, even though I send it away weeks ago.
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Fuck off, Page 8, no one wants you here.
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>>29156170
Just a fraud trying to get an extra gift or maybe not? Can't prove either claim.
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>>29158220
To keep the thread alive, and to have something to talk about: what are you guys listening to right now as you wait for the next festivities?
As for me, I'm enjoying listening to David Bowie. The Man Who Fell for Sweetie Belle got me relistening to the legend.
>>29158226
They are definitely from /ss/, go ask Santa Pone >>29156170 and >>29151768 but if I had to guess, the Santa here ordered online, and is STILL waiting for his present to reach his Santee.
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>>29157777
Nice digits, but if you really are Brazil's RM, go email Santa Pone for help.
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>>29158244
I already did, and given Brazils post, it seems like I'll just have to wait. Still, I'm nervous as fuck.
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>>29158262
Chill, it's the last days of December. Everyone's always busy this time of year, everything goes into a standstill every time the last 12 days of the year rolls around. You'll just have to wait until the first two-three weeks of January. Also, be safe, everyone. Don't play with firecrackers if you know what's good for you.
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In retrospect, I was right about you fucks being too autistic when it comes to direct-heat cooking devices. Myself included. Which is why we rarely get prides going in this board. WHY MUST OUR OBSESSIONS WITH DIRECT-HEAT COOKERY RUIN US SO?
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>>29158299
No one cares besides you about her. Stop talking about it.
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>>29156234
Pony stuff is rare around here. Here's a breakdown of what I sent (converted from peso to USD):

Card - $0.20 for the photopaper. The rest are free cuz I used recycled folder and paper. Free printing.
Funko Pop vinyl thingy - ~$15
Custom shirt - ~$6
Oh and shipping: ~$5.50

Your suggestions gave me more ideas like giving away my unused mugs and my sister's stuff but eh, it's too late now. Maybe next year.
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>>29158384
forgot to add the comic: $3.99
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>>29158299
I'll check your dubs and give you a .........
But no one cares about the grill. We love our pony waifus to care about anything else
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>>29156646
>post office closed for two weeks
That's some crappy service for a government office.

Good thing i'm in the metro. I think I saw an open PhilPost three days ago. Now if only I had a postal ID

>>29156538
Aye no problem. I'm sure your card will arrive first before my gift *cough* santa *cough*
Get well soon.
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>>29158413
UP-fag, that you?
>>29158394
>>29158351
And yet you people took the time to actually answer back. I mostly posted this in case she was lurking at home so that she knows the sort of HAHA, I TOLD YOU SO! I am holding back.
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>>29158450
I took the time to answer back because you've been being a drunk faggot for the past few days and I can only hold in my annoyance for so long.
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I only care about George Foremans to the extent that they appreciate horsecock. I know good taste when I see it but the only kind of pussy I am interested in is ponypussy.
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>>29158450
yes it's me. Lurking the boards to make me sleepy.

>>29158243
i'm forced to listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnIpG7E3eOQ
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>>29158496
MILO ERRYDAY.
FUCKING.
MILO.
ERRYDAY.

Actually, I was asleep just an hour ago, but I got woken up by my fantastic, partying neighbors and their incredibly loud firecrackers. And laughing that unexpected video you just posted isn't helping me go back to bed.
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>>29158515
I just did a Vocaloid cover and remix of that to piss off my friends at my other fandom. I've been listening to that the whole afternoon.

>>29158243
I could use some David Bowie to flush out that earworm. Also figured out that's the title of the Sweetie Belle greentext I've been ignoring. Might give that shot. I might not last 5 minutes before I fall asleep.
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>>29158550
Link that shit, you sand nigger. Link that shit right now. Also, go read >IT HURTS.
It's pretty cozy. Well, that and the desire to punch Diamond Vagina for being a huge cunt makes for a really compelling read.
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I just stumbled upon this on my Facebook feed.
It's no small miracle how the Ubisoft's developers managed to make this and not want to kill themselves afterwards.
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>>29158579
inb4 weeb content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD4lbK46P6w

Looks interesting so far. Tho I'll have to take a break if it gets too feelsy. I've had enough of emotional shit this holiday.

>>29158608
damn it's spreading like a virus
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>>29158627
Don't you mean like a m e m e ?
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>>29158608
Better/worse if it comes bundled with Bonakid 3+ and Micronutrient deficiency

>>29158644
yes, a maymay.
Trying to avoid that word but ehh
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>>29158656
I am so sending this to all my vocashit friends right now.
Also, all those milk and malted milk drinks are becoming very H I P that it's painful to watch half the time. It doesn't help that my kid brother is very impressionable and actually sings shit like that every morning while making his morning milk. Irony is, he drinks Ovaltine.
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>>29158681
I think it's on decline at least on my side. It'll die sooner if it gets too popular, just like the three ducks.

I do drink the Nestle product but fuck energy gap, I still feel like a lazy ass I want to stay in bed the whole day.
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>>29158656
>maymay
>Trying to avoid that word but ehh
Jeez, based on your Youtube and the views you already have, I'd say a m e m e l o r d like you hold no right to be so c h e e k y
>>29158715
Go to the gym, we can be /fit/ friends together, too! I say this with no trace of irony at all. Luna knows I could use the exertion.
Also, you don't drink Milo to get enrgy, silly willie! You drink coffee from Batangas or the mountainous north like a normal person!
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>>29158745
No no no nooo not the gym. I'm a /g/eek and part-time musician. I ain't a sporty outgoing type.

And I have extremely low tolerance for coffee, one-third of a Kopiko bottle is enough to keep me awake the whole night. In fact the reason why I'm still awake is because I ate two pieces of Toblerone 6 hours ago.
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>>29158856
>/g/eek and part-time musician
I fix computers regularly, shut up. I need my muscles to lift heavy wooden fucking boxes containing an entire fucking computer system and several hundred pesos of one-peso coins. And I weigh 112 kilograms. You don't need to be sporty to be physically fit. Or at least be able say that you are not a limp-wrist, noodle-armed faggot.
Also, I laugh at you caffeine tolerance. You bring shame to your fellow StateU brethren by not being caffeine dependent.
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>>29158900
I do have enough strength to carry my instruments and computer cases. Just not enough muscle mass to impress the ladies and get past 10 reps of push ups. You're almost double my weight.

>You bring shame to your fellow StateU brethren by not being caffeine dependent.
That's because unlike them, I don't cram my shit and I get consistent 7-8 hours of sleep a day like a good student. :^)
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>>29158975
>I don't cram my shit and I get consistent 7-8 hours of sleep a day like a good student. :^)
Fuck you.
Also, that's why you DEVELOP muscle. Of course, you gotta start some where. Did you think you're gonna haul a fucking 50 pound barbel on your very first day? Fuck that, you'd probably start at where I started three-four years ago. With five pound weights.
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>>29159007
I took weigh training as my PE four years ago and it helped me lift up to 45 pound dumbbells. Haven't lifted after that semester and much of the progress was undone.

Didn't notice it's already 2:26am. I need my shut-eye. Thanks for the chat.
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Thanks for the lewd artwork kiwi

I wish you a happy 2017 full of pone
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Thank you for the hats and American sweets and pony knick-knacks. This is exactly what I wanted. I didn't even ask for a Christmas hat, but you guessed exactly right!

My only regret is that I didn't put as much work into my own gift, and that I sent my cards out so late. I'll do better next year! Promise!
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>>29159336
I'm so glad they got there, and that you're happy with them as well! Merry Christmas my friend!
-CD
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>>29159336
>I'll do better next year! Promise!
This.
Whoever gets me next year is gonna have good time
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This one looks pretty cute
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>though You probably wont catch me dead in Europe
Kek
Thanks for the card fellow horsefucker
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>>29158384
my secret is i buy up pony shit for myself through the year, then come christmas re-gift the stuff i dont want anymore or dont have the room for, then throw in some random stuff i see that i think santee will like, buy a card, and shitpost/draw in it
mlp puzzles are cheap and fun, so i always include one, i may frame one and use it as wall art one day
i hope this doesnt make my santee sad to know
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What the hell is wrong with you people? Why is half of the thread a circlejerk? Why is OP such an attention whore who sounds like he frequented Ponychan/reddit? You owe some fucking explanations /mlp/. It's only been a year and this is bullshit
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>>29159743
Because we like to have fun.
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>>29159810
I'm serious when I say that you may have more fun in reddit, where you can have your generals (subreddits) the way you want to.
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>>29159743
>OP such an attention whore
In case you missed it, OP is a faggot.
What we do, we do for fun and justice. All the alcohol and general madness is not helping. Furthermore, /ss/ Year 2 is actually about three months old. Finally, you are not required to dip into the mess with us, guy. If you don't like our thread, feel free to stay out, nobody's forcing you in.
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>>29159743
Legitimate question here.

Why does it bother you so much?
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>>29159874
Because it used to be fun to be here. Now all of these faggots call me out for not hugboxing, or for not liking their forced dank memes. Do you see where I'm going? I hurts to see what you love be destroyed by morons
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>>29159943
Are you talking about this thread or the whole board?
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>>29159976
I started talking about the thread but ended up talking about the board. I guess it doesn't matter, sorry about the tantrum, maybe I'll come back when the show fully dies
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>>29160008
What exactly is different?
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>>29160008
We have a few threads at the end of the year that classifies as "hugboxing" to spread some pony cheer to fellow ponyfags, and to send forced memes.

You must have only been on this board for a few months if you think its always like this. Come middle of January, everything will be how it was. Shitposting threads, waifu threads, op is a faggot, cuck threads, and so on.

Dont be upset because you missed out on something fun. Don't knock it until you try it. Don't be a nigger and lurk more.
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>>29159743
Shipping each other physical goods entails exchanging our IRL names and addresses, and it's nice and probably expected to thank each other for the gifts. Only half a circlejerk is pretty good all things considered.
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How many people are waiting in gifts?
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>>29161053
Santa said a week or two ago that he's going to send it
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I know it's late but is there any way I can send a present and get a secret pony box too ?
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>>29161053
Santa assured me that I'm not getting grinched. I have faith. But waiting is hard.
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>>29161053
Right here.

It's cold and the internet sucks, but boy is my Santee going to be surprised when I jump out of the box and >rape them
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>>29159599
That's ho I got your stuff. The cum stains on some of the stuff are even fresh! just kidding desu~
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>>29143048
Ayy I didn't get it in the mail last time I checked on the 20th. I'll check it again tomorrow.
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>>29161583 →

2016 /mlp/ Year-end Awards Voting thread is happening
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For anyone who cares about this kind of thing Santa Pone was nominated for best Namefag of the year. The other candidate is the drawfag Pencils. You can vote here:
>>29161583
>>29161583
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>>29161912
>>29161921
Hivemind
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>>29159943
I am not calling you out for not hugboxing. It's actually, nice to see some of the old sheen of /mlp/ show itself here unexpectedly.

But back to the point at hand, why is being kind to other people and generally not being a cunt such a bad thing? Especially when this happens on its own. A bunch of strangers just up and decided they want to do this sort of thing by sheer whimsy, so what? This board is as organic as the people who go here are. Trends, attitudes, and cultures change and evolve. We are not the same /mlp/ of three years ago because the show we've been watching changes every time, and along with this change are our attitudes and the products we created based on the show. We also will not be the same /mlp/ three years from now because again, the show will change, and so will how we see the show and stuff we will make based on what we will see and understand later about the show. Sorry if you don't like what's going on here, you don't have to be here if you don't wanna be.
>>29161179
Send me an email and let's talk.
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More suggestions and comments from the survey:

>Perhaps a way to check to make sure people being sent gifts are actual people, due to the rumor that dud addresses were added to the list.

As far as I can tell that was just basic shitposting. It is not really within my ability to foresee that kind of thing but I do try to weed out suspicious anons during registration.

>Image collage of gifts from recent years. When I was participating I didn't exactly know what to expect and now I would do some things other way.

I made a shitty video of last year! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOVPh_CCGhI
I'll be making another equally shitty one for this year. But I would love collages. Good idea.

>Less tripfagging in the thread. It became irritating to follow because it was basically just a couple tripfags talking about themselves.

I don't disagree with you but I hope that you will understand I can't exactly control this. I try to keep my own namefagging related to answering specific questions or giving information though I am also guilty of just chatting with people with my name on. I do also try to post regularly without it inside the SS threads if it's not something relevant to being Santa. I don't have the authority or the desire to tell others how to post though I am sorry if it is a bother. I genuinely want every anon to have a great experience with this event.

>Let's put an emphasis on communication so no one gets a box of spaghetti because they didn't lurk the thread enough.

Listen, Jake, I am all for that buddy. Communication is key.

>Adding price tiers

This issue is pretty evenly split but I am seeing a lot of fair points from people against it. Some of the issues raised are price tiers isolating rich anons and poor anons from one another, anons saying they wouldn't follow the guidelines anyway and would sign up for lower brackets only to spend more as a surprise, anons thinking it would defeat some of the purpose of the event, etc etc.
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Christian of Ontario, do not fear, john has received your package! Your drawfriend skills are quite nice, as this combo of cute (and l-lewd) ponies is very pleasing! Many thanks for everything, and not to worry, it arrived on time for me! Merry chrissmass, to you and your waifu!!
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>>29162495
remove bottlecap!
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>>29162395
>>Less tripfagging in the thread. It became irritating to follow because it was basically just a couple tripfags talking about themselves.
Yeah, yeah. I get you guy. I won't do this anymore.
Next year.
>>Perhaps a way to check to make sure people being sent gifts are actual people, due to the rumor that dud addresses were added to the list.
There are actually ways, less than legal ways, but there are ways. I can do this, but I don't think you guys would like it if I actually 'pinged' your addresses IRL one by one next year. Besides, I don't want to go back to jail.
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>less tripfagging
CardSlut will remain anonymous next year.
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>>29162582
I don't think CradSlut was the problem. He only posted to tell people have a merry Christmas and enjoy the goodies when they posted his cards. He spread goodwill and didn't talk about unrelated shit for two threads straight.
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>>29162582
Kiwifags trip was the useless one in my opinion.
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I certainly hope I didn't sour anyone's mood. Been posting as anonymous since the salt was poured just in case
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>>29162742
Kiwi a nice guy even if his trip is not really needed . He's certainly not obnoxious though so I don't care if he uses it. It's not even a secure trip it's just a little nickname for when he bumps at weird Kiwi hours and helps answer questions while Santa is sleeping or whatever.
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>>29162756
>>29162592
I noticed you were doing that and I don't think you needed to. Your choice though man. I think you did a really nice thing this year and it was obvious you didn't do it for autistic namefagging attention.
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>>29162742
Who is fireking
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>>29162808
Who is Dizzy.

>>29162395
>>29162552
Trips are neccessary only if there is someone impersonating the key namefags. (Only reason I say this is because someone in another thread said they were going to impersonate namefags.) Some people need to have trips to confirm their identity and answer questions, guide anons, etc.

Anyone else that trips in a /ss/ thread is an attention whore. Your trip is not neccessary to contribute to the thread.

>Different money tiers for secret santa

I dont like the idea of different tiers because some anons will put themselves in the "rich" tier and then give jack shit. I would like an increase in the minimum spending on your giftee to $40-$50. If you cant set aside some extra cash over the course of a few months, you should not be participating in /ss/.
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>>29160008
k
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>>29161053
i too am on the waiting train
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It is 12:46 PM right now in Hell's Armpit, and I stopped caring about what is going on and am only interested in sleeping until 3 PM and maybe snuggling with my pups on my bed while they spend the next two days indoors because the racket outside is scaring them, and have only slept a total of three hours since yesterday morning.

How are you fags getting ready for the New Year's Eve festivities?
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>>29163015
Some anons don't even abide by the current minimum spending to begin with. Raising it wont solve anything.
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>>29163015
>pic related
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>>29163015
Even if you raise the minimum spending, you'll still get people who complain about the quality of gifts because they got a $60 meme. The best thing to do is spend what you feel comfortable with giving without reviving anything.
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>>29163015
>I would like an increase in the minimum spending on your giftee to $40-$50. If you cant set aside some extra cash over the course of a few months, you should not be participating in /ss/.


I don't encourage anons without stable finances to participate but I wouldn't want to make the suggested spending limit something that high. I think $20-25 is manageable and should be easy for all participants to set aside along with the extra for shipping. Some anons don't have that much to give and I don't want to exclude them because of that. This event is not really for people who expect to get expensive things, it's about sending funny cards and pony toys to other autistic manchildren. Though it is fun to see people go above and beyond they (hopefully) are doing so because they want to surprise someone for Christmas not because they want something equally as lavash in return.

It's also important to consider that the cash value of the gift is somewhat irrelevant. If you put a lot of love and memes into it even a cheap chinese plush or pony toys from a clearance bin can become great memorable gifts for an anon. It's not a hard number, it's just meant to be a guideline of the typical value your gift should hold.
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>>29163071
>Even if you raise the minimum spending, you'll still get people who complain about the quality of gifts because they got a $60 meme.
Thar be a reference here I don't recall. Also, remember, t-shirt printing prices differ greatly country to country, among other things. What might be 20$ in the US might be a heluvalot cheaper somewhere else. I mean, correct me here if I'm wrong, but ain't this about mostly spreading joy and autism to our fellow horsefuckers? A price bracket or even a higher minimum spending won't help with the premise of the exchange.
>>29163062
Secure trips, Santa. This is why secure trips.
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>>29163104
>cash value of the gift is somewhat irrelevant
Totally agree. It can be a cheap piece of shit, but if you shitposted on it, everything is better again. Put your heart into it and it will be valuable! My favorite card so far was a literal crayon drawing of Rainbow Dash. The entire card was a piece of printer paper with crayon on it. It was autistically wonderful.
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>>29162549
There is a reason why that bottle cap is there.
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>>29163043
>How are you fags getting ready for the New Year's Eve festivities?
By planning next year:
Lewd option during registration.
Gift ID numbers to help find your Santee's unboxing.
MORE NAMEFAGS! Just kidding. Or maybe not. I don't know!
Return of Peanut: Son of Peanut 2 Puppet Boogaloo.
Collage of memorable gifts from past years.
CardSlut sending 999 cards because he's some eccentric millionaire or something.
12 Days of clearly scheduled Giveaways.
2017 gonna be a gud year.

>>29163062
>>29163143
>Secure trips, Santa. This is why secure trips.
I'm just not into them. Also I still think that whole thing was fucking funny and not really a big deal/something to be concerned about.

>>29163150
I really hope that everyone who thinks "I can't draw a pony why even try" or "I can't write nice/funny enough cards I won't exchange any" decides to give it a shot next year. It's fun and heartwarming to get something handmade even if it's a scribble or a tiny note.
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>>29163185
ID numbers are my jam, I can help you devise a system if you want.
A lewd option so early on is good. It clears things out sooner.
If CardSlut really does this, let's send him a fucking plaque for his dedication.

Also, dog breath. How do you get rid of it? I smell like dog food and halitosis, and while I love getting dog slobber everywhere, I can do without the stench of it afterwards.

Lastly, effort is ALWAYS appreciated. Regardless of skill level.
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>>29163043
Going to a party at around 4 and beating Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions some time before then.
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>>29152723
I mean, you could always build a vagina.
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>>29163062
tfw an image you made gets used
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>>29155850
I was actually confused about that too, sans stamp I would have thought it wouldn't go through.
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>>29161179 (me)

>>29162240
E-mail sent miss(ter) Frost.
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>>29164122
Check your email, friend.
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Hey guys, we have a Super Latecomer here. He wants to trade presents, do you guys wanna trade presents with him?
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>>29163015
I'm an idiot who likes to have fun while being near impossible to impostor.

I was sending out goods that could get you seriously injured and didn't want people to pretend to be me in this thread. I don't trip anywhere else and don't plan on it till next year.
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Happy new year, you glorious fags!
I hope none of you lose any appendages tonight!
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>>29164257
Nobody wanted to pretend to be you faggot. There was absolutely no reason for you to trip.

>But i sent out 5 packages!

So did 20 other anons, you didnt see them tripping.

Then you said you were going to give away trips, which again, nobody cared. There was absolutely no reason for you trip. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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>>29164818
I sent out 7 packages, do I get to tripfag now?
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thank (you) for card anon
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>>29164952
and the inside
how old you are anon? Your handwriting is like 10 years old kid.
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To be honest Kiwifag should change their name to Elf Pone or something actually related to the swap.
He's been handy in the past two swaps, but honestly should be holiday related
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>>29164974
Look at the past threads.
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>>29164989
What do you mean?
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I love everypony
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>>29164725
Well I'm too poor to afford firecrackers anyway.
And I think most other people would rather watch the local fireworks or have dinner and sleep.
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>>29164974
Handy how?
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>>29165090
Or you go out to the bars like normal people.
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>>29164221
Sure! Next December.
It's New Years m8 you can't keep letting people jump on when the damn thing is over.
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>>29165381
I did say that participants only need to worry about making sure that presents are gotten by Hearts and Hooves Day, so...
But you are right. I really should stop allowing Super Latecomers in. After the 7th.
>>29165228
The only bars I know are the notes I gotta hit horribly when I'm slaughtering old ABBA and Queen hits.
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>>29165418
>participants only need to worry about making sure that presents are gotten by Hearts and Hooves Day
You seriously let people who couldn't get their act together over almost a month (between the first few threads, then registration lasting several weeks) have until the middle of February? They're never going to mail that shit out. SP told everyone 10th of December and still has like 15 people shipping late. How many of your participants shipped already? How many did you have sign up?
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>>29161897
Turns out there was a package sitting at the front office for a week, oops! Also a random cat from outside took interest in it.
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>>29165763
Immediately upon opening there's some neat sticker flair. Also my phone won't let me upload pics to my computer so you have to deal with the amazing sideways cam.
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>>29165567
Did you expect anything different from him?
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>>29165778
Oh wait Imgur exists. owo what's this?
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>>29165809
First thing I open is the card and this positively gorgeous princess plushie, thank you so much in already Kianna!
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>>29165838
Void the 'in' for that message.

Next I find another adorable pink pony plush, along with some of my favorite chocolates, and an ornament filled with even more chocolate!
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>>29165878
There's this cute little flutter figurine in the mystery vinyl box, and lastly there's a present so awesome that it has to be contained by wrapping paper.
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>>29165902
And finally here's the last present, an absolutely beautiful painting which I will be sure to hang on my wall right away!
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>>29165941
What a beautiful painting of apple pone!
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>>29165941
Sorry that I beefed it and didn't open it until now but hey between New Years and Christmas is still fair game for Holiday cheer right? The sheer generosity from this is truly amazing though Kianna, I really can't thank you enough for how amazing the gifts are. But really this made my holiday season thank you so much!
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>>29165941
That´s really fucking neat. GJ who draw that.
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>19
time to get ready to PARTY!
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>>29165809
>packing pony with balloons
WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT
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>>29165978
What the fuck I'm jealous
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This was under my name and address info and found this.
Anon, I have so many questions.
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>>29166077
image was too big
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>>29165567
When I said "your presents have been received before Hearts and Hooves Day", what I meant was you better fucking make sure that a month before, you've already shipped your presents because international shipping can be tricky and take as long as six weeks. Case in point, an Australian sent a box to the US, 5 days express, it made it there on time. Same guy sent to the Philippines with the same 5-day express shipping and two weeks later, it still hasn't even gotten out of customs yet. Or another, this time from /ss/, a guy brought a stuffed toy from China last November and it promised to have it received by Christmas, January 1, it still hasn't arrived yet. The merchant is a trustworthy merchant, but according to China Post, their post system is so clogged right now that it will take weeks before everything is sorted out and sent to their destinations. The deadline I set is only an approximation, and I actually make sure to monitor everyone who joined in to make sure a smooth and easy experience is had by all participants.

TL;DR. that deadline is only a worst case scenario approximation. Everyone else has either already shipped out and are just waiting for their presents. or will ship this week.
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>>29165567
>How many of your participants shipped already? How many did you have sign up?
>>29166152
pls answer
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>>29166159
12 people signed up for presents, 3 are late.
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Holy fuck I can't wait for next year.
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>>29165941

Who send you this? Seriously, I'd pay good money to have something like this on my wall.

Please Anon, could you tell me where to get something like this?
You can reach me at [email protected]
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>>29165978
The painting looks beautiful right above my desk, the light shines right on it so it gets it's full justice. Also Cadence is super soft and cuddly, and just simply looks amazing. I really can't thank you enough Kianna!
>>29166449
You're gonna have to ask Santa Pone for Kianna's info since I have no idea.
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>>29166638
Alright last pic, I seriously can't stop gushing over how accurate and pretty this plush is. I love her so much, easily one of the best things I've ever gotten for Christmas.

These gifts really made my Christmas special, thank you from the bottom of my heart Kianna, I hope you have a wonderful holiday season.
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>>29166077
Must be a fellow /o/fag.
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>>29166449
I'm almost 100% sure it's AssasinMonkey art. It's probably just print not real painting.
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Happy new year horsefuckers!
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>>29168352
Cheers! I've got six hours to go myself but happy new year anyways
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holding out for the new year bump
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boop for one and a half more hours
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page 10 bump
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Hooo boy, is everyone else drunk yet?
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>>29170126
No. No drinks, still sick. Eating leftovers since my neighbors woke me up celebrating.
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>>29170126
Drank some beer but not drunk. Going to work now.
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>>29170126
>tfw work tomorrow
I get to ring in the new year by rubbing one out to my waifu and then going to bed.
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>>29170248
Rubbing one out to your waifu is always a good thing to do.
>>29170225
Dude, take care, okay?
Eh, what am I saying. Not like I've met my class drunk before.
>>29170193
Oh, dude, take it easy. If you're sick now, you're gonna be sick for the whole year. #superstitions
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>>29170126
>tfw 19
Just cream soda here
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>>29170346
>TFW you're on terrible anti-tuberculosis drugs
I understand your sobriety friend.
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>>29162495
Thanks, I'm glad it arrived on time! Hope you had a great Christmas!
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>>29170126
Drank two bottles of wine with my sister and a few beers, but only have one tall beer left. I hope it'll last me 40 minutes.
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Just hit the New Year. Cheers. Congrats to Santa Pone for best namefag.
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>>29165941
>>29165978
That painting is awesome. I'm not your santa, but good for you Anon.
Seems like you like it a lot.
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>>29170435
SRSLY? Awesome! CONGRATS, SANTA SENPAI!
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Congratulations, Santa Pone! You deserve namefag of the year! even though I love Pencils too
Here's to another year of love and tolerance maybe ^:)
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>>29170490
YES.
Can confirm, Santa won.
LET'S LOVE AND TOLERATE THE SHIT OUTTA EVERYONE THIS YEAR!
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>>29170435
>>29170462
>>29170490
Thank you! I appreciate it very much and I'm very happy that some anons enjoy this enough to have nominated me. I voted for Soundguy and I'm glad he at least got an honorable mention.
I don't think I really do much so winning feels strange.
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>>29170518
You did good and should feel good. It's hard enough to try and make something happen on /mlp/ let alone have it work out, I should know. You are an angel.
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>>29170518
I'm just pissed that they did not use the picture of your actual shark self
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>>29170533
>You are an angel.
O-oh. Okay. Thank you.

>>29170573
That would have been cool but they chose a nice cute pic.
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>>29170595
You are no angel. You're a Shark! The most bestest shark in this here tank! Cause without you, none of us would get presents this year!
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Happy new year guys! (No homo)
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>>29170671
Happy new year, too guy! All the homo.
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>>29170595
Angels are cool. Wat you sayin?
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>>29170715
They're just being a humble pone
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>Finally just got off work
>We were supposed to close 2 hours ago
>My only solace is shower wine

I hope your new year's are shaping up better so far
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>>29170728
Fair enough. I was just being a goof anyways.
>>29170729
Bottle of wine and bath looks like fun to me. Here's to a happy new year and another on the ride that never ends.
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>>29170729
I got to watch fifty people trip on E at a beach rave while I sat and made sure nobody killed themselves.
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>>29170823
I'll drink one for you here mate. We know the shit.


Someone ask me for stories. I just really want to tell stories or answer questions or talk.

Damn you shower wine
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>>29170931
Tell me a story anon
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>>29170931
Or tell us your favorite masturbation method, whatever. It's new years, you should be happy. Do whatever makes you happy!
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>>29170952
There once was a pony named Nyx
Everyone hated it and they all died

THE END
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>>29170952
This one time, I drank two bottles of wine on new year's Eve, passed out while watching Kung Fu movies, and awoke to remember I had a thread open here

>>29170984
I don't masturbate. And least I try really hard not to. Fuck you anon who sent me that sugar star
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>>29171142
>Fuck you anon who sent me that sugar star
hell you dont want it, ill take it!
itd be the closest thing to action id ever get
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>>29171134
There once was a faggot named (you)
Who splodged in a faggot or two
Then came to his senses
And said his expenses
Were best spent inside Scootaloo

>>29171142
Lightweight. At least kung fu movies are a fun way to pass out.
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>>29171174
I don't think you'd want a used one. Trust me on that
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>>29171248
id just need gloves before that shit gets sterilized
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>>29171254
Yes you would. Though I do clean it after every use with soap and watertfw more anal about your mare vag cleaning than most things
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>>29171317
in theory, you should erase 99% of "fun time leftovers" after anon, but can you beat your mental state there is probably still something left and that someone used it? Every time you put your penis in you will remember that there was another penis.
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Fuck off, Page 8.
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So did everyone survived New Year´s Eve?
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>>29172075

I had to work.

To the anon who gave me this card, Thank you very much! I got a good laugh out of it!
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Thanks a lot for the ornament! I'll be sure to use it next year!
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>>29172075
Nope, I'm died
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>>29169870
Congratulations to Santa Pone for winning the award of: Namefag of the Year
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Thanks for the card Santa Pone!!
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>>29172913
You're welcome! Have fun with the lewd stickers.
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>>29173287
>lewd stickers
I have to see these
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>>29173300
They're in the photo. They're a bunch of random lewd phrases I got from a friendly smut artist.
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>>29165763
Kianna here. That's adorable!
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>>29165809
The balloons did survive!
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>>29167040
Hey you are alive! Haha I am just glad you got it and I am super happy like you like everything. I really enjoyed the pictures you posted and your very welcome Jordan. I'm glad that I was able to make your Christmas special. <3
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>>29173674
Hey Kianna! Glad you're posting. Did you draw this or did you order it printed?
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>tfw still haven't had time to do cards
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>>29173960
Sorry to disappoint but I'm not that talented haha I ordered it that way.
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>>29165941
>TFW you really want to buy that art
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