>you wake up groggily in bed >Eris is laying next to you

Hide a what do thread

>>29139854
"Now is 'sometime.'"

chaos crabs

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>>29139889
This.

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>>29139854
Eris thread?
Eris thread.

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>>29139854
>"Oh no, not again..."

>>29139913
>symptoms include: time lagged ejaculation, portals appearing upon orgasm, seismic activity in testicles

>>29140100
>Ejaculating choccy milk
>Orgasm being accompanied by a party noisemaker sound
>And you semen collecting together and calling itself "The Smooze"

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>>29140121

>>29140121
>>29140163
>anon becomes best friends with his cum and they have fun times and adventure

[you got a friend in me plays]

>>29140121
>>29140163
>>29140187

FUND IT!

>>29139854
so, why is Discord's R63 name Eris?

>>29140352
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eris_(mythology)
>Eris is the Greek goddess of strife and discord.

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>>29139854
>mfw
>''how did i get here and what did you do to my dick ?''
''oh anon you really don't remember anything ? It was a wild night a real beast''

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>>29139854
fuck I knew I shouldn't have had that drinking contest with that stupid friend of yours

>>29140885
gib mah wabbajack

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>>29140352
>>29140379
I like to imagine her voice sounds like this bitch

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>>29140352
>>29140379

Also:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism

Couldn't she just cure whatever STD she gave me with her chaos magick?

>>29139854
Rape.