>"Sister, I understand you control the dreams of ponies."

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>"I've never entered your dreams my sister, and I must say this accusation is a bit awkward."
...
>"Does it happen frequently?"

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>>29137433
>O-only when anon is in them....

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Tell me every detail of these dreams.

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>>29137421
>"Somepony has to keep it from drying out completely."

>>29137458
>MIDI version of Roundabout plays

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>>29137465
>"Don't say that so loud! Anon might hear you..."

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>>29137465
OHHHHHHH DAT LUNA!

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>>29137451
>Luna looks at Celestia with a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like that of a mare who must explain to her paraplegic daughter that her dreams of becoming a ballerina will never come true.

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>>29137489
>"Oh don't you judge me, I've seen all your fanfics about 'astronauts' or whatever you call them."

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>>29137511
>"So you admit you read them all?"

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>>29137511
Meanwhile, in Luna's desk...

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>>29137465
>>29137528

>you will never look on as celestia gets flustered at luna's lewd banter

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>>29137421
>roleplaying shit
Holy fuck delete this

>>29137782
kill yourself rulecuck

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>>29137768
That would be entertaining.

>>29137785
>encouraging shit threads
Why?

>>29137421
Plot twist: every time an Anon has a sexual dream about ponies, Luna is responsible.

>>29137816
because fuck you rulecuck

>>29137822
>Luna watches as anon has sex dreams about her sister

>>29137822
...Luna is a sick mare then. I was traveling to Paris with my sister not too long ago before the shootings and shit. Was great. Had nice food--real nice food. Place got a lotta culture.

However, on the last night there, my sister and I's last night at the apartment we rented out for a week came, and as I slept, I had a weird, weird dream.

It started with me running in a forest, fleeing from Weird Al's manager, because aparently he thought I was me (or I was him, I don't know) and there was an upcoming concert. So, I'm runing through the fucking forest, and it's weird. Trees were thicker than the flesh of a rhino, tall as giraffes, and red like indians. They were red woods I think, like the ones in California. Getting off track. So anywho, I know for some reason, I gotta get away from Weird Al's manager so I don't do this concert. Then, as I trip and fall, fuckin' Luna sparkles out like Navi from Zelda.

>"Anon, you have to go to the cottage! It be your only hope of salvation!"

Weird Al's manager stands over me now as I look up at him from the ground I lay on. He grins.

>"Time for you concert, Mister Yankovic."

Aparently, that really scared me, because I starrt sprinting again through the forrest. This time though, there's a lotta garbage bags laying on the trunks of the trees, and the sky's getting grayer. Luna says its the full moon. THat means werewolves aparently. So, I run faster til I see it; a red cottage built of brick, smoke puffing warmly from the chimney as the yellow glow of it's lights contrast wth the darkening sky of the forest.

I don't really go through the door. I sneak through, like, a window.

I go in, Luna being a little fuckin alicorn on my shoulder like a parrot perching on a pirate. Inside, I feel safer. No werewolves, no managers who think I'm Weird Al Yankovic, and something smells really nice. It's food from the kitchen. What is was, I dont know, but I saw my sister and Twilight fucking a pillow of me.

Wish I was kidding.

>>29137885
Can smebody try interpretting this? After that point, the dream ended, but it's always fucked me up. What the sweet hell does it mean?

Why Weird Al, you know? Why was Twilight fucking a pillow-version of me with my fucking sister? What smelled so good from the kitchen? What the fuck was up with the garbage bags?

It's weird, yeah, but I'm dead serious. This dream happened, I'm not making it up; I just want to know where the sweet fuck my mind came up with it.

>>29137885
I can't tell if this is an actual post or some kind of copypasta

>>29137782
It's not roleplaying, it's the lifeblood of the board. Actually kill yourself, Newfag.

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>>29137782
>being this new
wew lad

>>29137900
It has the chance of being exploitable.

Too bad this pony thread simulator's operating system user manual forum is deader than a beaten up horse.

>>29137895
French food does that.

But seriously, here's an amateur interperetation. Weird Al represents success, humanity and adulthood. The manager is responsibility. You were in France, probably on a short vacation. The manager was your fears of the reality afterwards. The forest is life, and what you see the future to be. The trash bags either represent your drram perception about life being shitty if you move firward into responsibility, or the unconciousness warning you that turning away from responsibility is a bad idea. Luna manifests as your subconscious desires to retreat into the safety of not growing up. Inside the cottage of not facing the real world, you don't have to deal with the dangers of living, failure or other people (werewolves, all three). The smell is good because it is the comforting memory of happiness, keping you unaware of things beyond it. Twilight is there because you identify or idolize her. Your sister is there because she is part of your childhood and your life growing up. Twilight and your sister are having sex with a pillow that looks like you represents your sexuality, it's a 'safe' way to bring in your outside desires into the closed space of your head, and you have a subconscious desire to fuck both of them but will not realize it, hence they are fucking your pillow.

>>29138293
tl;dr
Anon is scared of growing up and won't even fuck his sister.

>>29138297
Freud get out

>>29138293
...Fuck you nailed it. That's exactly what it means.

Except that part with my sister.

I don't want to fuck her. I'm too close to her; she's too related to me. But yeah, you're totally fucking right.

You're even right about the french food, because we ate the weird shit, you know?

But I don't wanna fuck my sister. I'm kind of a normie (>inb4 reeeee) when it comes to sexuality. Would fuck a pony though, but that's about it.

Thanks. I feel dirty but informed. I think.

>>29137421
>roleplaying

disgusting

>>29137421
Studies show that most dreams are negative, that is to say that you have nightmares more often than dreams.

>Luna tells Celestia about your troubling dreams
>They think you're so brave for soldiering on in spite of the nightmares
>By day they spend time with you, trying to help you adjust to your new life in Equestria and give you positive experiences
>By night they help battle against the shambling horrors that reside in your subconscious
>You never remember your dreams, so you don't know this is happening

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>>29138155
For real. How unfamiliar does a person have to be with the board to find a problem with this?

>>29139369
Thats just it, on a subconscious level you DO want to fuck your sister. You denying it only makes that part stronger.

>>29139927
My dreams usually take place in some war or battlefield. I either kill a couple people or kill a couple people and die myself.

>>29137421
>tfw i actually thought of this some time ago
>tfw i fapped like crazy
>tfw reading this here again
>ffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
My dick cannot be harder.

>>29140071
I dunno, ask the mods. They ban me all the time for making threads like this, reasoning it as "roleplaying". The fact that my bans are always short and I cannot appeal them rustles my jimmies all the harder. If the mods are doing it to troll me then by god they are succeeding.

>>29141616
just evade the ban like everyone else does.

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>>29141616
No doubt related to the frequent janitor applications. I bet the mods trip on here.

>>29141640
I shouldn't NEED to ban evade for something I was genuinely unjustly banned for. The janitors/mods need to learn what the fuck roleplaying actually is before they start dropping their hammer on people who aren't even doing it. I'm fucking tempted to simply begin all my threads as "CYOA's" so that no matter what I type it will fall under that blanket of protection.

>>29141666
You know they do, Satan.

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>>29141605
Or maybe luna gives you dreams where she lets you fuck her that you don't remember, and always acts suspicious around you.

>>29137421
>"No."

>>29142172
I would want to remember...