Ser Gregor Clegane ends up in Ponyville. (Don't ask how

>>29137140
Who?

I don't get it. Why do you people make such low-quality 'what do/what happens' threads?
If you're going to post garbage, at least put some effort into it.

>>29137140

>murder knight meets party horse
>party horse annoys murder knight
>murder knight gets drunk
>party horse bothers murder knight more
>murder knight gets alchohol poisoning because of party horse

And that's how Pinkie Pie became depressed like Sansa Stark.

>>29137282
Why bother? If you simply want character X in equestria story, you just need to post its picture and hope that some fagget will write 10 pages about it.

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>>29137140
>le shitty thread prompt #15627948517304

>>29137140
Not much in a way of a potential greentext

>Westero's psychotic black knight arrives in Equestria
>Meets Pinkie Pie
>Pinkie's annoying antics turns him into a psychotic lunatic
>Lunatic pulls his big claymore, and tries to cut annoying pink horse into little bloody pieces
>But annoying pink horse moves much faster than the Red Viper
>Getting more and more agitated with missing his blows, Greg, in his mindless bloodlust and fury, ends up hacking himself into pieces from his powerful yet careless swings
>Pinkie skips merrily away, leaving behind the badly mutilated quivering corpse of Westero's most feared black knight

That's probably about 10-15 posts worth of greentext, summarised nicely into one. And yes, I'm getting sick of OPs posting these threads, and expects others to fill in the fucking huge blanks for them.

>>29138885
>Greg, in his mindless bloodlust and fury, ends up hacking himself into pieces from his powerful yet careless swings
That is not how anatomy or physics work.

Thank you.

>>29137140
He rapes her.
Her murders her.
He kills her friends.

>>29139999
>That is not how anatomy or physics work.
>Thank you.

Because magic? Come on, let's see you do one better then

>>29137140
>Ser
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>>29140587
>Mountain that Rapes in Equestria
>Pink pone greets him annoyingly
>Mountain gets a headache and tries to kill pink pone
>Pink pone keeps dodging his sword swings
>Mountain's headache gets debilitating; he gives up and moves into the Everfree
>Pink pone feels bad for Mountain and asks Twilight to cast a spell to cure his headaches
>Twilight and co move to everfree and cure his headaches
>Mountain is utterly relieved and grateful
>Mountain learns the magic of friendship, and is forevermore Twilight's bodyguard
>All his sadistic rape-kill urges get pointed at anyone Twilight doesn't like

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