"I would never go out with you, Anon! You're a heathen

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"I would never go out with you either Anon, you in superstition believing cretin.

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"Ditto. Get back to me when you're a cute girl."

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"S-sorry Anon, but I prefer more, uuumm "Mature" men."

"I JUST WANT A FUCKING PENCIL! GODDAMMIT!"

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>>29129287
Ask the dazzling for help and this happens.

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>>29129287
Good, who the hell would date a subhuman protestant, orthodox or gtfo.

>>29129305
I wouldn't go out with such a person in the first place. Orthodoxy is the true faith.

>>29129353
Zap 'em or gas 'em.

>>29129381
50% of this board and 80% of reddit hear this.

Now what does this have to do with the pony pictures? Genuine question.

>>29129287
Good protties gotta be gassed

>>29129287
>Me a protestant

Nigga I'm a agnostic-theist go kill yourself.

>>29129440
>agnostic-theist
So, you don't really believe in a god, but you don't have the balls to say that to your Christian friends?

>>29129455
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnostic_theism

Do some research faggot, an agnostic theist beleives the existence of a god, but doesn't know what or who it is. That's very basic, but still an accurate describer. So yes I do believe in a god.

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>>29129393
"Whoa dude, just chill. The ladies already said 'no', don't make this any worse for yourself."

>>29129474

What's it called when you don't care whether or not there's a god?

>>29129486
I'm actually not sure, if you want to be very technical, you could say just a regular agnostic, but they actually believe the existence of a god can't be decided, in other words, they don't fucking know. An atheist doesn't believe in a god period, so I think you're probably closest to a regular agnostic.

>>29129474
No, you don't. You just don't want to believe that death is the end. It is. You can't change that. Stop being afraid of what millions upon billions have suffered before you.

>>29129486
Hard agnostic is my guess

Time to tripfag.

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>>29129501
>Trying to tell me what I believe in

For a second I thought you were actually trying to post seriously, nice bait though.

>>29129510
You know what, anon? You're right. I can't tell you what you believe in. You wanna believe that there's a magic man who will uplift you to Paradise when you kick the bucket? You go right ahead. You wanna believe that mediums actually talk to real spirits and don't just cold-read people and tell them what they want to hear? You do that, too.

You know the truth. You won't feel better after admitting it; nobody does. Better to believe a proven truth than a comforting lie, however.

>>29129287
Oh really. Then go back worshiping your blasphemous gold covered idols you heathen.
Covering the holly cross in gold is what real heresy.

>>29129526
>Thinking some magic man
>Man
>An agnostic theist believes in the existence of a god or God, but regards the basis of this proposition as unknown or inherently unknowable.

Nigga, I said do your research, link you a source, and you don't even read it. You can go kill yourself, no I don't believe in mediums, or cold reading you condescending 12 year old cunt.

>>29129440
>agnostic-theist
>Look at my fence and marvel at how better than either of you I am.

>>29129501
>>29129526
wtf I hate religion now.

Knowing the >>>ONE TRUTH<<< just like you, oh great bringer of >>>TRUTH<<< makes me simply EUPHORIC. How could I believe anything BUT THE >>>TRUTH<<<! It truly was all a comfortable lie I was telling myself! Thank you for enlightening us with the >>>TRUTH<<< anon, we all surely are of inferior minds to you and would be lost in our own stupidity.

>>29129547
Wikibebia isn't a "source". You don't believe anything; you just want to convince your believer friends that you do so that they don't turn on you like their kind inevitably do.

>>29129550
This nigger gets it.

>>29129550
>>29129563
>Still trying to tell me what I believe in
>Le communism
>Samefagging

Why am I replying to bait? Because I'm bored.

>>29129570
>communism
Explain, retard.

>le
Never mind. Don't explain. I should have expected a Reddit drone to be retarded. Guess I'M the retard, here.

>>29129287
Goddamn Protestants...

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>>29129287
<tfw actually Hebrew
>>29129305
tfw belief is in Unitarian Universalism (Using Scientific Theory to Understand Appreciate and Worship Reality.)
>>29129353
>tfw used to be cute enough to be a gril
>>29129381
>tfw have aged with an old soul, and has two children.

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>>29129646
>lying to people on the interbutts

>>29129646
><tfw actually Hebrew
What do Hebrews believe in? It's really confusing to a Mandarin like me.

>>29129287
>>29129305
>>29129353
>>29129381
Man this thread could've turned into a "Anon gets rejected by every girl" thread but instead it ended in this, but given OP is just a baiting faggot it's expected.

>>29129662
Read the Bible, but only the Old Testament. That, plus some other bullshit is what the Juden believe in.

Chink.

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>>29129501

>You just don't want to believe that death is the end. It is.

>>29129305
But I'm a camus absurdist spic

>>29129941
>[citation needed]
Try "existence". If you can find a single person that came back from the grave to disprove me, I'm all ears.

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I was hoping for a thread about anon going around asking each character out and getting shot down in different ways. Instead we got people replying to each character individually trying to present their counter-arguments and being passive aggressive. It's like they offended one of them or something.

This is why we can't have nice things.

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Y'ALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED ATEN

>>29129973
Says the guy who intentionally saved a picture of a deformed mutant.

>>29129947
I came back from the grave,you got FUCKING REKT M8 now kill your sorry ass now

>>29129988
Nice dubdubs. If I were a different man, I'd probably believe you weren't specifically trying to get those.

>>29129501
>stop being afraid of something you are biologically driven to be terrified of over billions of years of evolutionary pressure
okay senpai.
why are my fellow fedora tippers so god damn edgy, death is bullshit, of course people would like to believe it wont happen.

>>29129287
the fuck are you on? I'm a catholic through and through, bet you don't even have a best saint
>>29129305
Fuck you, you amoral dog.

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>>29129287
>catholic cucks implying they aren't the biggest heathens of all

The pope is literally a meme who kisses muslims' asses.

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>>29129287
>>29129305
>>29129353
>>29129381
Yeah, that's cool, I got someone better waiting for me back home.

>>29129287
That's ok, I pull my pork to ponies anyway.

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>>29129287
And you're a cunt who believes in something that isn't real...

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>this thread

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>>29132465
Every fucking time.

Fucking fedorafags and christfags alike need to hold in their spaghetti for once.

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>>29129381
>>29129353
>>29129305
>>29129287

"Of course Nonny, it'll be super fun! We can invite everyone else too and..."

"Oh gee, you mean like THAT? I'm sorry Nonny, but I don't really like spaghetti. Get it? spa-ghet-ti? Get a little more confidence and maybe next time, you can't even tkae a joke!"

>>29132470
to this i wonder how that man is doing, and if he recovered his friend

>>29132498
>tkae a joke
hard to take a joke when you can't even spell it right

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>>29129287
>>29129305
>>29129353
>>29129381
>>29132498
"Ahm sorry Anon, but ya'll are a little too insecure for my tastes, quit ya' diddly daddling around and show some strength, ahm not going out with a wuss:"

"Also stop staring at mah chest"

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>>29132465
Every time I see this picture I get hot and bothered, euphoric Apple Bloom is too much.

>>29129474
>Muh special snowflake beliefs

You're either religious or you're not.

>>29132562
>"Also stop staring at mah chest"
"No"

>>29129287
>Sunset
>a Catholic
>>29129305
>Twilight
>having an intact neocortex
>atheist

You made me laugh.

>>29129287

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>>29129381
Okay the first posts made sense, but I've got a 6.5 inch dick, a beard that goes down past my sternum, and an income above the median. So you can shove that line up your puffy yellow vulva and go find a real excuse.

>>29129381
You mean not only old as fuck but also with animal body parts you dirty slut

>>29129287
OP trying to push his embarrassment fetish again, I see. Very typical of an EQGfag.
>>29129353
>dyke meme
What is it with EQGfags and this shit?

>>29132455
"SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS!"
>"W-which one?"
"ALL FOUR OF THEM!!!"

>>29135035

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>>29129287
See who's talking. Your best friend is Orthodox!

>>29129947
His name was Jesus Christ and he was the son of God. Theres a pretty popular book about it m8

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>>29133541
>"That's the spirit."

>>29132562
Think about the children you could put on these pillows.
A lot.

>>29129305
>believer in magic and a God-figure wouldn't believe in the living God and His Messiac Son

A W A Y
W
A
Y

>>29129526
>lose an argument
>try to destroy someone's faith in retaliation
Holy shit screen capped to show just how much a prick sore loser the average atheist is. Inb4 he tries to "debate" me with every fallacy known to mankind.