>Parents got me a gag MLP gift for Christmas. >mfw I already

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>>29126338
Sucks for you faget, I got a mlp lunchbox.

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>>29126338
Well, as long as your Mom doesn't borrow it all the time…

>>29126338
Well anon, what'd you get?

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>mfw no mlp gifts

>>29126338
>get a whole bunch of Pinkie merch
>including things that aren't sold in my country
>my mom ordered a custom Pinkamena no hooves
I could see the shame in my Dad's eyes but all in all a good waifu haul.

>>29126428
How does that not rip your ass hole and destroy your internal organs?

>>29126965
I don't know how flared is, but unflared isn't too bad. I have a small since I can't afford anything better, nor do I really care to get any bigger.

>>29126971
It's hard enough to use a small IMO.

Unless you're gay, you won't go bigger

>>29126980
I didn't have any trouble, but my asshole was already ruined. Have had constipation issues since birth. So basically I had no trouble.

My boyfriend didn't seem to have too much trouble though, I got him the same thing I have like three weeks ago. Said it was a little painful at first, but in a good way.

But small is fine anyway, unless you really like your anal, there's no real reason to go bigger.

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>>29126980
I have a medium unflared. Not that hard to use, it's long, but not really that thick. I have no idea how you get any size of flared in though.
>only gays use bigger than small
I'm straight nig. Stop projecting.

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>>29127002
>I shove a huge horsecock up my ass but I'm not gay

>>29127046
I mean I'm a huge fag for pone, well technically bi, but who doesn't want to get railed by Braeburn or fuck Dash.
But irl fuck that shit. Dudes are gross.