>"Oh, Anon, you shouldn't have!"
What exactly did you get Bacon Human for Christmas to cause this reaction, /mlp/?
>>29125669
One dead Santa in the middle of the living room.
Motherfucker thought he could fuck with her stocking after breaking into MY house?
>>29125669
OBESE FUCKING SHIM
On a one horse open sleigh
The sweet release of death
>>29125669
Anything. You should always act grateful when someone gives you a gift. Nobody HAD to get you anything, but they did. Act like you love it either way.
>>29125669
A double cup of actavis
>>29125883
>>29125669
>"oh anon,you shouldnt have"
"All for you, sunnybunny"
>you smiled. You didnt expect her to be this sweet...
>after a lifetime of suffering, hope and dream, you finally have the strength to unite with her
>"but...are you sure? This is the most...valuable gift i have ever recieved"
"Anything for you"
>a thin, sad smile form on her soft lips as she gaze upon you with pity..
>...
>"this is rather messy."
>"you tell me, partner. I guess some people cant handle the loneliness... especially on christmas"
>The partner nod as he covered your body with plastic bodybag while other cops tried to collect your blood splattered monitor and gun. The last image they saw was a smiling sunset on the monitor background before they pull the cable
Karate lessons, I think theyre working
>>29125888
Trips confirm Anon made it to Equestria, and subsequently, the mirror.
>>29125669
Horse dildo to remind her of her home.
It's in Celestia's coat colour.
>>29126035
>It's in Celestia's coat colour.
bump
>>29125669
>a dragon dildo
A voucher for a pony ride followed by a ride on a carriagefor two
>>29125669
Hooves.
>>29125669
A 12 inch black dildo
>>29125929
Does that mean she got raped in her sleep many time before ?