Merry Christmas Anon! May your biggest, sweetest, most dreamiest

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Right back at ya, faggot

>inb4 no hooves

>>29122930
Damn Pinkie

...go on a diet

>>29122782
>My biggest dream to come true.
Can you and your friends be real?

>>29123085
There is literally nothing fat about that Ponk. She just has massive tits. There is no belly hanging or pudge. As a chubby chaser you disgust me.

>>29123121
at least your standards are low

>>29122930
thicc

>>29122782
Merry Christmas, Happy hearth's warming anon.

>>29122782
Thanks, you too

>>29122782

>>29123577
Is this a new meme you're forcing here?

>>29122782
bumping for good holiday cheer

>>29122782
My dream was to be a skinny-ass programmer that would rival Notch in how lucky he was with Minecraft and his 2.4 billion. I'd be the slim version of Notch. The non hedonistic, sensible and sensitive one.

I'd make a similar unfinished game and use the money to make a new one under a new name and greatly improved.

My dream was to make my own cartoon pastel horse. A good Aliens Vs Predator game. Make pop-folk music mainstream.. control a country for a few years under a puppet person, get in charge of 4chan and fix it, kill all the africans, muslims, asians.
Then have a real wife, a beautiful blonde daughter that I'd offer her everything on a silver platter, she'd only have to move her cute little ass over to the methaphorical fridge and warm her own meals..

Oh and kiss Twilight Sparkle on both of her cheeks.

But none of those are ever going to be real, are they? What am I even living for?

>>29122930
She's big...

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>>29122782
T-thanks anon

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>>29122782
My wish for Christmas was to wake up dead.

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>>29129555
But then you wouldn't have gotten those sweet trips

I'll get incredibly depressed in these upcoming 2 months of winter.