"It's not gay if it's a feminine penis!"

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>>29118567
seriously what the fuck is a feminine penis? is that like a penis that you spray painted pink? is it a penis that you used superglue and stick flowers onto? is a penis that you stabbed with a knife to make bleed so you could say that you had a period? literally, i really want to know, like seriously please give me some answers

>>29118605
https://youtu.be/GZVdeUX9Nj4?t=290

>>29118605

It's a penis that is smaller than a masculine penis, and cries slow tears when it asks for feminism, and gets rejected, as the masculine penis goes to work underground, in warm dark places where sun doesn't shine, and provides a rich sticky substance which the feminine penis owner needs to consume for his penis to stay feminine.

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>he still thinks futa is gay

>>29118605
>>29118623
4:49

>its another thread where people either desperately try to avoid being called a homosexual or call others homosexuals rather than enjoying the porn that they enjoy and not care about what some cunt over an anonymous image board thinks of them or their sexual preferences
I knew I had those shift click buttons laying around here somewhere...

>>29118567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4&t=29s

>>29118567
Well she's right

>>29118631
>he thinks that formula is about proving man x futa is straight rather than female on futa

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>>29118631
>(XB + XG) + (XB + YG) > (XB + XG) + (YB + YG) in terms of "straightness"
>defined the latter as a 1:1 ratio in terms of "straightness"
>former is greater than a 100% ratio
Alright, he said he went to college twice in his post. This is basic algebra, and you learn it in the 6th grade.

So the way he has it set up; the further you stray from that 1:1 ratio, the gayer it is. Let's do his own math problem.
First we need to define the variables in a way that makes 1 male + 1 female = 0, thereby giving us our baseline. Problem is that G and B have to remain constant for both sides.
male:
(YB + YG) = 1
Y = 1
B = .5
G = .5

female:
(XB + XG) = -1
X = -1
B = .5
G = .5

Thus we end up with (1 x .5) + (1 x .5) = 1 for a male, and (-1 x .5) + (-1 x .5) = -1 for a female. So one male + one female = 0, which is the center of a line chart. The further you stray from the center, the gayer it is.
Let's now insert his futa + female into the formula.
(XB + YG) + (XB + XG) = [(-1 x .5) + (1 x .5)] + [(-1 x .5) + (-1 x .5)] = (-0.5 + 0.5) + (-0.5 + -0.5) = -0.5
So we see that futa + female isn't straight, but we also don't know how gay it is until we have a gay constant. How far from 0 is "gay?"
Let's do male + male.
(YB + YG) + (YB + YG) = [(1 x .5) + (1 x .5)] + [(1 x .5) + (1 x .5)] = (0.5 + 0.5) + (0.5 + 0.5) = 2
So 2 is as gay as you can get without adding more men into the pile. Futa + Female is indeed closer to straight than man + man, or female + female for that matter, but it is not straight mathematically.
In fact, one more formula to go.
man + futa, the age old argument. Is it gay?
(YB + YG) + (XB + YG) = [(1 x 0.5) + (1 x 0.5)] + [(-1 x 0.5) + (1 x 0.5)] = (0.5 + 0.5) + (-0.5 + 0.5) = 1
Not quite all the way gay, not quite all the way straight, but rather somewhere right in between.

Not "everyone is a little gay" and "a little straight," you can be fully straight or variables of a faggot. Now I hope I never see this stupid fucking screencap ever again.

>>29119765
Interestingly enough, this means that futa + futa is mathematically straight.

fancy mathematics and shit.

You don't need fancy mathematics to understand this. If the penis is attached to a girl, it's not gay.

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>>29118567
>implying it's gay if it's feminine

>>29119888
youre assigned a gender at birth based on your genitals.

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>>29119765
>durr
the straight variable is made to be limited to only the male straight sexuality (attraction of women and therefor the number of women present to be attracted to)

Yes futa on female is very gay, almost as gay as lesbians, but is the male who masturbates to such things gay? hardly, they'd have to be attracted to men for them to be gay. Your autism has ecclipsed the point of the math you are trying to presume by measuring the acts themselves, when the whole conversation is defined not by what sexuality the people fucking have, but what sexuality a man would have to have to enjoy such coupling.

>>29120686
>what are intersexed individuals?

>>29120724
the exception to the rule, tumblr. about 5 exist at any given time on earth.

>>29120713
if you want to suck a penis, dont let anyone stop you, just stop trying to justify it to everyone.

>>29120739
>durr exceptions don't count
good thing random retards on mlp aren't in charge of biology.
>>29120745
sup fuck head. I don't need to justify shit, I'm just explaining why that retard doesn't understand math.

>>29120745
No one is "justifying" anything, just educating the uninformed masses that a feminine penis/futa is 100% not gay, as many of them seem confused about this particular subject.

>>29119777
nice

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>>29119777
>>29120777

>>29120765
>why should abortions be allowed?
>cuz rape victims!
im pointing out its stupid to make a rule based on the exception.
what was wrong with the math that wasnt wrong with the screencaps math?

>>29120766
>100% not gay
considering the only constant in what makes a male a male is his penis id say putting a penis on something else meets that same criteria. it may be attached to something that looks feminine, but its stick a male genital.

as i said though, suck dicks all you want, just stop trying to justify it to everyone that its not weird or not gay, cuz its both. theres nothing wrong with being weird or gay.

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>>29118567
You know what fascinates me about Pinkie? Her ability to be lewd in every way. Now I'm not saying she is /the/ lewdest pony...but she the most versed in the ways she can be lewd.

Like, seriously. Twilight can be a strict-laced cutie and sexy librarian with moments of huge surpressed lewdity, Rarity is well experienced in flirtation and seduction, Fluttershy because of obvious reasons, Applejack's more direct approach, and Rainbow Dash's brash (yet sometimes innocent depending on what route you take) method of being either trying to hard, etc.

I mean, writing it out like this is a bit hard, but really, I think Pinkie can pull all of these off and be very lewd and proficient in them. One day, she can be cute and affectione whilst unsure on how to approach you like maybe Twi or Shy, the next she can be totally up in your face with it like Dash, then the next she can be subtle and tease you flirtatiously like Rarity and maybe Applejack.

She can pull off different forms of lewdity very well, and for that I commend her.

I'm thinking too hard somebody end me.

>>29120823
Get a pink Mary, use it a few times a day,you'll be good.

>>29120790
>makes a male a male is his penis
No, what makes a male a male is a Y chromosome.

Also a Penis alone doesn't do shit, you need to produce fertile sperm for it to serve its purpose as a "male" sex organ. Which now that I think about it, makes Futa even LESS gay than I initially thought.

>>29118567
Whenever I hear "feminine penis" I just think of a clitoris.

>>29120823
Agreed. Pinkie isn't even my waifu but I probably fap to her more than anyone else.

>>29120900
whatever you gotta tell yourself as youre swallowing that long, hard cock fizzle.

>>29120900
Not arguing against you but an interesting point is that your chromosomes don't necessarily code for your sex.

There is a rare genetic disorder (don't remember what it's called) where you physically have the opposite sex of what your chromosomes should make you. A person with XY chromosomes can be a girl in every way and vice versa. Genitalia, Physiology, Neurology, etc. with the only difference being they're infertile. It's so convincing that many people can go through most of or their entire life without finding out.

It's a pretty rare disorder but it shows there's something deeper going on than our genetic make up when determining sex. Just thought I'd mention that.

>>29122529
Nevermind, found it.
>https://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/swyer-syndrome#definition

>>29120790
>>why should abortions be allowed?
>>cuz rape victims!
>im pointing out its stupid to make a rule based on the exception.
figures some retarded pro lifer would post this shit.
Ever heard of birth control? the thing you faggots are mercilously stamping down on? I wonder why there are so many unwanted pregnancies with absitance only education being predominant in the US.

heres a better idea, why don't you fucking shut the fuck up, because the exceptions do fucking make the rule. Biology is Biology, no one gives a shit what you think makes a male or not, certainly not DNA and its constant genetic variability and mutation. Penis or no Penis, Y or no Y, you name it, it exists. If you decide one category doesn't deserve coveted female status you are screwed because the rest of the country legally doesn't give a fuck what you think.

>>29123234
thats nice tumblr. tell me more about the progressive movements of america.