Do you have any skills that would make you at least semi-successful

I'm afraid the knowledge of German taxation laws would not help me, so no.

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>>29113673
>German accountants

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>>29113678

>>29113673
Same boat (but danish) but fingers should be popular at least.

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>>29113666
>implying job skills here in the twenty first century would translate to equestria

Locks, and other small metalworking things

>>29113666
Equestria no all the ponys are herbivores
Im sure i could find a job in griffon lands though

>>29113666
Well i program assembly stuff, maybe i could take Equestria into the digital era if we manage to make a basic working calculator there in 100 years or so

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>>29113666
>electrician
Could electrify Ponyville in a jiffy.

>>29113704
>what are veterinarians, doctors,chemists,engineers, mechanics, construction workers, journalists, weapons manufacturers, chefs, bodyguards, psychologists, detectives,metal workers
Just because your job managing an Arby's wouldn't help you, doesn't mean that everybody else's jobs wouldn't help them

>>29113754
>vets, doctors, chemists
No guarantee that the metabolism and chemistry of Equestria is in any way the same, except for the fact that things can bleed and get poisoned.

>>29113770
Also >magic

>>29113666
Good question Lucifer

I can kind of play an instrument, definitely better than any of those horses could with their hooves, i would make a fortune being a traveling alien singer from another dimension.

>>29113666
Knowledge of international relations theory, world history, political science, and economics would make me a valuable asset to the Equestrian state.

>>29113770
They still have sheep, dogs, cats, etc, so you could be a vet

damn son

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>>29113666
Nope, I'm just your average manual labor wage slave, Satan.

>>29113666
CS guy here.

Could probably put my math skills to use. I hope.

>>29113666
3d modeler/animator? No chanc... Wait a second, equestria had video games, so yeah. Nice.

I've been a lot of shit in the last 20 years, I could do most anything in Equestria that doesn't need magic.

But I wouldn't be working a lot. Twice a week at most to cover my basic expenses. If I discover work I actually enjoy doi g certainly Ill dial the hours up, but at I wont work just to work. Fuck those people.

>>29113666
Beer/cider brewing
Growing food
Creating machines

I'm in post masters work to be a professor of political science, and I would think that most of the subject matter could still be applicable to horse politics. If not then I always have 7+ years of singing, theater, and prop making experience to fall back on.

Equestrian seems like the kind of place where you could be a painter and succeed. Although, depending on just how low tech Equestria is I could probably revolutionize their tech considering how much random bullshit I know of the top of my head.

>>29113666
Realistically, I'd help Cherry Berry with her helicopter and work on making a plane
But that wouldn't bring home any dollerydoos so I'd see if I could be a nurse or work with sick poners

>>29114491
I want to listen to shellshocked Cherry's stories about being a chopper pilot in Nam'

Farmer, Cook, Librarian, Teacher. Enlist me.

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>>29113666
eh, I have a few skills

>>29114667
>Sassy black hairstylist Anon
>"Ooh gurl bring dem locks over here, get yo shit lookin fire af fo yo man."

>>29114667
That's fucking awsome

>>29113744
>100 years or so
Get me some tungsten, copper wire, and a unicorn who can help and I'll have a working calculator in a week!

EE and CS ftw!

Also I'm pretty decent at most household trades (carpentry, plumbing, electrician)

>>29113666
I have the strange ability of having photographic memory of lyrics to any song I've listened to multiple times, I could just rip-off all the musicians I've heard and become a musician.

>That's only if I'm the only human in Equestria.

>>29113909
i need green of this now

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>>29113666
I'm an aircraft mechanic... no luck there

>>29113909
The Adventures of Anon the Bard
Wooing mares wherever he goes
Leaving moist hindquarters in his wake
Lock up your mares and fillies, Gentlecolts
Anon is coming to town!

>>29113666
Absolutely nothing.
But if I actually had to work as opposed to having money thrown at me by the state just for existing, I'd have to learn a trade sooner or later. That's always an option.

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>>29113666
I'm a programmer. I guess I could be a computer (the profession computers, the machines, obsoleted and got their name from).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_computer

>>29114696
>implying capacitors, ROM and RAMs are that simple
We only developed it all in 25ish years because we had factories already fäm, they d have a lot of trouble with the pratical stuff which i for one dont know much either

From what you said that you work with you sure may do just that, but good luck programming it to do what you want

>>29113666
My software development skills would be pretty worthless, but I bake and cook as hobbies, so I could probably do that.

I'd probably end up mapping out uncharted territories, /out/ style. My current job is in food service and I'm studying electrical engineering,so not too directly applicable

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>>29115882
you could get somewhere.

>>29113666
>working as an ranch hand on an apple orchard or an assistant to a seamstress, a job that you would only get out of pity from your bosses.
I have absolutely nothing wrong with that, Satan. Even if it starts as a gesture of kindness, they'll see I'm a hard worker and fall in love with me because of it.

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I'm actually quite competent, I have a few sellable skills;
>mechanic
>automotive refinishing (paintwork)
>industrial painting
>welder
>have worked as a road-worker before laying asphalt
>just all-round good at working with my hands ;^)
>ex-military to top it off

Or alternatively, I could just become Diogenese of Equestria and shit in Ponyville town square and tell Celestia to step out of my fucking sunlight.

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>>29117604
>Tell Celestia to step out of my fucking sunlight.
Dude...
Just...
DOOD...
I m fucking saving that

Legitimate blacksmith and farrier. Work with Rarity, design super fancy horseshoes, make bank

>>29113666
As a lawyer, I can't even transfer my skills to a different country! Maybe I can get by with my Physics background if the laws of nature are about the same.