>tfw mom comes down into my basement room to grab a couple

>>29096262
You have mlp toys openly lying around and still try to hide your power level? Wow.

>>29096262
Why basement?

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>>29096262
Why not get a job and move to your own plave?

>>29096305
It's not easy getting a job in your mid 30s without any prior experience or references.

>>29096529
Walmart, Mcdonalds, busboy at a local restaraunt, and countless other jobs.

If anyone is actually "looking" for a job, they can find it. Gotta start somewhere.

>>29096529
You are 30 and living in your parents basement, and you have no job? If you were fat, had a neckbeard, and a fedora, you would match the brownie stereotype to the T.

>>29096536
>at a local restaurant
As who? Since when you don't need an education to be a waiter?

>>29097022
Ever.

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>>29096529
This is why I wish people over 30 would just not state their age here, you make the rest of us look bad.

>>29096529
>no prior experience
>30
Wow.

>>29097022
Or 35 years experience while you still have the body of an 18 year old.

>>29096529
Oh my god. I want to beat you up now.

>>29097098
His mom would probably let you, too.
>"Pssst, he's down in his 'fortress of euphoria'."
>Points to basement door
>"Give em' a few for me."

>>29096529
>mid 30s without any prior experience
How is that even possible???

>>29097126
The Neet life consumed him.
Happens a lot at /r9k/

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>>29097126
I'm not telling you to do it, but just spending a minute on /r9k/ would show you how it's possible.

Are you a wizard, OP?

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>>29097147
No

I'm also OP not that other guy, I'm only 27

>>29096272
I don't hide it but I still don't know what to say

>>29096279
Roomy + my own bathroom

>>29096305
Economy is bad

>>29097187
>economy is bad
Nah, you're just weak.

>>29097187
I know the feel basement bro.
I'm only 22 though, and have a son who's mother never sees him.
But I have the whole basement rather than just a room. Even have a mancave.
Way cheaper, and the little one gets to see grandma and his 5 year old uncle, so it works out.

>>29097226
Basements are ideal, mine has bugs which is about the only issue but other than that it's cool (my parents are heat freaks who like the house being a sauna) and even if it gets cold down here I have a fireplace

>>29097222
I live in the Detroit area bro, economy is bad regardless of my own state of being. But I have had a job before and it was a awful esperience

>>29097246
Duuuude it's like 60 in my basement year-round. The struggle. But other than that yea, it's perfect

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>I only ever browse /mlp/ and /r9k/
>all of my friends begin to study, have jobs, have kids
>I'm starting to slowly drift into the NEET life meanwhile
>the only thing I really am passionate about is mlp

I'm scared, I think I have to force myself to move out and start studying or I'll end up like that brony stereotype guy with a neckbeard and a fedora

and how could pic related ever fall in love with that guy

>>29097272
Simple. Don't grow a beard and don't wear a fedora.
Problem solved.
>maybe work out now and then

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>>29097272
You know a good board to browse?
/aco/

I like those boards too AND I'm employed!

Just curious-

Does it still count as the bad kind of "living with your parents" if you're on the new lease and make half the mortgage and utility payments?

>>29097272
It doesn't matter anon

She doesn't exist

May as well just rot away in this gay earth

>>29097303
No, some contribution(s) are better than none.

>>29097272
You have to get out while you still can.

>>29097246
>Detroit area
Dude try a Kroger.
ANY Kroger

>>29097303
No but some people might still see it that way.

>>29096529
Learn a trade.

>>29097303
Whoops. Lease is the wrong word. I mean I'm not just giving them rent money that they then pay on the mortgage, I'm on the legal documents, one of the primary debtors, legal part owner or something of the property.

>>29097315
>>29097348
Good to know.

>>29097347
What's so special about Krogers

>>29097373
They are practically always hiring.
Those places are a bit of a turnstile for various reasons but generally pretty good if you're looking for some job experience.
And something is better than nothing.
Expect annoying union slackers and borderline retarded upper management, though.

>>29097297
>work out

even if I found the motivation to, I'd probably be too autistic for that shit

>>29097300
I browse that board more than I'd like to admit to strangers on the interwebs

>>29097312
my silent hope is that after this life I will be reborn in a better place

>>29097297
>don't grow a beard
Suck my dick you hairless fudgepacker

>>29097489
Hey, I have a beard. fortunately I don't have a double chin to make it a neck beard.
Ha ha!

>>29097022
Im a bartender with no prior experienceand only a high school education. I work the grill and deepfrier, as well as sling drinks. 26 and hired. Sadly, im probably the second best bartender where I work. I got my bartending licensce and I was good to go.

Stop being a lazy piece of shit and go apply places.

>>29097478
Fit is autistic about working out. Lurk there a bit.

>>29097478
>too autistic to lift
Bruh
You pick things up and put them down in simple motions the same way every time for an hour a day 3-5 days per week. It's so simple even a low functioning autist could do it with proper care.

>>29097462
Ok but what kind of jobs do you get there
I really would rather not handle peoples money all the time

>>29097499
Unfortunately, queerlord, you have like five chins you obese cunt, and my balls can only be on three of them.

No but seriously, be specific next time, smegma chugger.

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>>29097478
There is nothing after this life. Your consciousness is chemicals and electric signals in your cerebrum and your cerebrum stops working once you finally hang yourself.

Get jacked and live a little. Lifting weights is about as hard as breathing, and you have no idea how easy it is for an autist to do.
>pic related

Do it for Her.

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>>29097671
and for Zyzz

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>>29097043
I have 28 and reaching 29. I also live on my own and have a job. I think i will decide to pay an escort to sleep with me on my 29th birthday because im afraid of reaching 30 as a virgin

>>29097126
Theres the entire "cucked wageslave" mentality on /b/ and /r9k/ where theres a lot more people like that. Having a job is also a normie tier thing to do.

>>29097671
> Your consciousness is chemicals and electric signals in your cerebrum and your cerebrum stops working once you finally hang yourself.

deep down i know that, I just like to tell myself that this can't be everything and there has to be something waiting
it kinda keeps me going

>>29097272
Just live the way where people don't laugh at you or parents aren't embarassed. Stop caring for ponies, Rarity will cuck you like all other mane5 one day

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>>29097303
Good enough for NEETS to respect you but every normie or person with own place will still look at you like a pussy. Same with girls.

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>>29097774
Oh anon, you should be afraid to face the probable truth. The fact that there's no afterlife nor gods or heaven is not a burden, it's a stimulus to live your life the best you can and never turn back, since all you could see is things you can't change.

Do it for them.
Do it for yourself.

>>29097797
>Do it for them.

>>29097671
Do it for Her.

not gonna lie, that motivated me quite a bit

I live in London, Everyone lives with their parents because the government have sold all the land to the Chinese, Russians and Sheiks.

The only person I know my age that lives in his own place rents it from his parents at a cut price.

>>29097122
kek

>>29096536
This.
You can find a job if you want it.
Is not that hard but is not that easy too, but by the end of one week you could find any descent job.

>mfw i live alone and my mom is dead
It's nice being degenerate where nobody can see it.

>>29097862
But how to get a good pay job that make you look like a decent normie father who raise his son and wife?

>>29097371
That's pretty good imo. I rather stay with my parents and contribute financially until I've made enough for something better with my current job.

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>>29097671
>Do it for her

This will never stop motivating me

Wait for me... my beloved...

>>29097887
Go to /x/, find some demon summoning ritual, and then sell your soul to the devil for cash money.

Avoid the IRS like the plague, because it will kill you just as hard, and invest that shit all over.
Do that for a year, and you now have the income to sustain yourself and the credentials to live off of if your investments tank.

>>29097586
have you ever interacted with a person with low-functioning autism?

>>29097745
Fuck a guy.

>>29097518
i lurked there for an hour and I'm still a skeleton, am I doing something wrong?

>finally buy my own apartment
>mom comes with me 'cos she done goof'd in the past and doesn't have a house
Not complaining, though.

>>29097745
Are you stupid, nigga? Afraid of what?

>>29097765
Money

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Hunny, why is one splattered with white paint?

>>29098208
Forever bearing a stigma of a "ex30 old virgin" even in afterlife. The only cool characters who were virgins at old age is Sherlock Holmes and Daryl Dixon and i'm not one of them.

>>29098292
You'll be an ex 29 year old virgin. Wow, what a significant change.

Save yourself for your waifu, pleb.

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>mfw I come here to get away from killmyself9k
>mfw it's already here

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>>29096262
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Too many normies ITT

Too many NEETs ITT

>>29096262
>he removed them from the box
if only she knew your collecting sins

>>29098786
Ponies are for playing

>>29097594
They call those "Courtesy Clerks" so you can pretty much do anything other than that.
From stockboy to working receiving or phramacy
Or you can do what I did and join the zombie masses of night shift

>>29098863
>telling him to get on night crew with the chads
I worked at Winco and their nightcrew was a bunch of insufferable dudebro faggots

Produce is a robot department, get the early shift where all you do is break down the load and set up the rack.

>>29098886
Really? I worked with a bunch of p alright people.
A huge pc nerd with okay taste in vidya and some normie who was super into monster hunter, we played on break and in the dairy cooler basically every night we'd finish early.

>>29098836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PrRUKFcnPM

>>29098903
I'm sure it varies, the nightcrew at the walmart I worked at was almost entirely robot.

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>>29098836
kys

>>29097462
The only job I had was at a kroger and while I was there they were always understaffed but the work was easy, I thought it was just my store but I believe you since I have experienced it.