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>"Anon? Is something wrong? Have you been listening at all??"
"Yea...totally."
>You clearly weren't.
>It had been almost a year since you've left the real world behind.
>Equestria has been better than you could have imagined.
>Everyone you've met has been so nice to you.
>Especially Rarity.
>She offered you a place to stay in her boutique, in exchange for some help around the shop of course.
>But ever since you left the real world behind, you've been deprived of any sexual contact.
>You'd always wondered what it'd be like to fuck a pony, Rarity in particular.
>But it seems she has a taste for high society, and fancy living and stuff like that.
>The exact opposite of you.
>Though you know she'd never want to stoop to your level, you've always thought about it.
>In fact, it's become more of a distraction rather than a passing thought.
>Shit, you haven't been listening to a thing she just said..."
"New dresses right?"
>"I beg your pardon?"
"You were talking about the new dresses...for the new boutique in Canterlot?"
>She sighs and walks over to you.
>She places a hoof on your shoulder.
>"Anon, are you feeling alright Darling? You just haven't been yourself lately."
"um...no...im fine."
>Her gaze into your eyes deepens.
>"Darling..."
"Y-Yea...?"
>"If we're going to be around each other this much, i need there to be no secrets between us."
"S-secrets? I-I don't have any secrets..."
>"Darling...Just relax..."
>How can i relax while i'm trying to tell a horse i wanna do the dirty with you...
"I've...Just been thinking..."
>She seems to move her head in, as if she wants to capture every syllable that clumsily falls out of your mouth.
"Well...You...and me...We've been-"
>"Stop right there darling!"
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>"If this topic of conversation embarrasses you in any way, Might i suggest we continue upstairs?"
"sure...like, in the hallway or some shit?"
>"Heavens no darling. Run along while i close up shop."
"Where?"
>"Why...My Bedroom of course!"
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>>29094368
I'm still waiting from the other thread
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>>29094368
Roleplaying
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>>29094402
Fuck off rulefag
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>>29094402
If they don't do anything about all the fucking redditor glimmy spam, they could really give a fuck about 'roleplaying'.
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>>29094368
REMAIN CALM!!!
>You're freaking out.
>You have no idea what you're gonna tell Rarity when she comes through that door.
>You can't just say that you want some of that sweet marshmallow poon!
>Oh no, here she comes!!
>"Anon?"
"I'm in here Rarity."
>Rarity strides in.
>She pauses at the doorway for a minute, as if she's surveying the room.
>"So darling, What was it you wanted to talk about?"
"Well...uh..."
>You didn't plan what you were gonna say at all did you?
>Dammit Anon...
>"Darling..."
>Rarity steps inside the room fully, then shuts the door behind her.
>"Anon, i want you to know, that there is nothing that you can possibly say that will make me think any less of you."
"Are you sure?"
>"Of course i'm sure silly. I like you far too much to-"
>She cuts off abruptly, as if she just let a bit of a secret out.
"You...were saying?"
>Her face has gone red.
>"Oh...nothing darling, just a passing thought..."
>She's stumbling over her words now.
>"R-really, theres n-nothing really that i-"
"Rarity?"
>"Y-yes darling?"
>You motion for her to come closer.
>She does so.
>Your faces are inches away from each other.
>Her sparkling sapphire eyes are enough to turn any brave stallion to stone.
>But not you...Not today.
>You place your hands upon her soft face, barely stroking her mane with one.
"No secrets...remember?"
>You make your move.
>In an instant, your lips are locked together.
>You expect her to resist a little, but she doesn't, She pushes in in fact.
>You lift her up by her plot and set her down upon her silk sheets.
>You lift off of her face, and she surprisingly seems reluctant to let you go.
>"Darling...i...i want you."
YOU WHAT!?!
"Really?'
>"I've wanted you since the day we met, but i thought a human would never want to be with a pony."
"Rarity..."
>You gaze into each others eyes.
>"Anon?"
>both of your heavy breathing is word enough.
>"Should i lock the door?"
"Nah, we're fine."
MISTAKE
>"I want you...right now..."
"Ok...Here i go..."
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>>29094599
You may proceed
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>>29094599
Please, do continue.
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>>29094368
>>29094599
Stop this shitty green.
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>>29095100
those are some nice digits
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>>29094402
Rulefaging
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>>29095100
This. It's just typical anon in Equestria bullshit with no buildup.
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>>29094599
I like thing, is there more?
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>>29094599
MOAR
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>>29094599
>You are hard as diamonds, fitting given the white flanks waiting for you.
>Her entrance practically guides you in, your moans enveloping the room in lust as your scents coalesce.
>SUDDENLY THE DOOR IS BROKEN DOWN BY THE HULK HOGAN HIMSELF, BROTHER.
>"OH YEAH, YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE A RUMBLE ARENA WHEN THE HULKAMANIAC IS HERE, BROTHER!". He bellows as his theme music fills the room.
>Before you can even get your dick out of the now panicked Rarity you are grabbed by the legend and thrown into the arena, your white mate flying out into the crowd with an audible pop.
>Before you see the Macho madness barreling towards you, you notice the ref is Razor Ramone.
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>>29095379
Then don't read it, cum drinker
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>>29095983
My dick was hard, and then this chopped my penis off
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>>29094599
This is gud
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>>29096312
>lol who cares if I'm shitting in the middle of the street, just don't look lmaooooooooooooo
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>>29096505
This is more like complaining because you walked down an alley, into a seedy looking building adorned with a gaudy neon sign flashing "live shitting girls!", paid the cover, sat down with a drink, and took the time to watch them evacuating their bowels on stage, then after a few hours, went home and bitched to your 10,000 feral cats about being forced to watch girls shit. In short, here's your (you), now just shut up and read the green like everyone knows you want to.
>>29094599
Moar, faggot!
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>>29094599
>MISTAKE
lurking
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>>29096689
>Rarafags actually believe this
>>29096505
I like you
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>>29094402
>sucking Scruffy's dick
>>29094599
Go on..
>>29096505
Too bad this is adesignated shitting street
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>>29096689
Quit sperging out, (You)fag. Is this why you're trying to stop discussion? Is it because when you try to have a discussion, you make a speech like the soapboxing faggot you are?
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>>29096438
>it didn't make his dick explode and regenerate into its next form
Gayer than a bag of penises to be desu
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