> Anon help > There's a clan west of here trying to

>>29085869
Sorry, my main is on Eredar.
This chars just a blacksmith.

>>29085869
>Teleblock
>Rape

>>29085869
Hey im busy enough tying to get code keys by data draining these worthless enemies. Get me the dungeon treasure and I'll think about it

>>29085869
>Accept offer
>Both wind up dead
>shamequit

>Member' Runescape?
>Oh yeah, I member'!
>Member' "Let's take this into the wilderness!"

>>29085869
Do the skillcape emote

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>>29085869
>using space between greentext arrows
Holy shit is this place completely filled with newfag m

>>29087891
> implying mobile doesn't do this automatically

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>>29086482
>using Data Drain
>Being this fucking casual

>>29085869

>You are Anonymous, max level Shadow Knight.
>You stand before theLevel 12 Wizard, Twilight_Sparkle.
>There are pathways to the North, East and West from here.
"Pay me in what? You're so low level I doubt you even have anything I can use."
"Gold?"
>You emote a laugh.
"Gold is absolutely worthless after level 30 in this game, I've got billions just sitting in my bank."
>The tiny purple wizard on your screen starts crying.
"Please Anonymous, I just want to play this game and level up but everywhere I try to level people way stronger than me keep ganking me. :'("
>You /shrug.
"Git gud."
"I just want to be able to catch up with my friends but I can't go anywhere by myself to gain any experience. There must be something I can do to convince you to help me. Please? Pretty please?"
>You don't respond, having gone afk while your character mined the platinum node that had brought you back to this low level zone in the first place.
>The devs hamfisted attempt to encourage older players to interact with newbies.
>Probably the reason this person is having issues with PKers in the first place.
>You sit back down in your chair with your soda and pizza pockets just as a private message pops up.
"I might have something I can pay you with."
>You raise an eyebrow and respond.
"Oh yeah? What?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"

Continue? Y/N

>>29088326
It doesn't.

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>>29088680
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

>>29088680
N

>>29088680
Will we fuck in character?

>>29088680
>Twilight promises to get Anon a girlfriend
>She comes up with a series of elaborate schemes to try to teach autistic Anon how to stop being such a douche
>Eventually realizes that she's fallen for Anon
>But now he's already taking a prettier, popular pony to the spring dance!
>Will Twilight win his heart, or will it be a completely unsatisfying ending that will have people complaining for literally the next thirty years?

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>>29088680
>max level Shadow Knight.
this isn't runescape

>>29088680
please

>>29088680
Y desu

>>29088680
Y

>>29086482
>>29088630
>find dot hack fans
>they're fighting
s t o p i t b l s

>>29088680
This Anon is a faggot.

>>29088787
>skillshills
>talking to women
>laughing_whorses.png

Anyway, I didn't get far in RuneScape because I was a Free player so I'm gonna use a different MMO. A real one, not a fictional one. Sorry guys, no King of the Hill Online green.
I'll get started now.

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>>29085967

Green where Twilight tries to complete Monkey Madness so she can use the d scimmy when

>>29090043
>so I'm gonna use a different MMO.
Motherfucker

>>29088718
If you know a way to change it so it really doesnt auto-space then please do share your knowledge, otherwise you re gonna need some citations brah

I'm getting real fucking sick of you mage pures trying to lure me into the wildy

>>29088680
Y

>>29090234
>"Anon look! It blurs your password if you type it in! *****! See? Try it!"
>The blue pony snickers uncontrollably as she tries to scam you.
"Fuck off Dash."

Free armor trimming

>>29088680

>You freeze with a pizza pocket halfway to your mouth.
>You reread the message, then set the pastry down and reply.
"No... What does that have to do with anything?"
"Well... If you help me level... I could be your girlfriend."
>You burst out laughing as soon as you read the message.
>You nearly fall out of your chair.
>Is this actually happening?
>After a few minutes you compose yourself and type a reply.
"That's pretty hilarious. Sorry, but I don't need some fat guy living in his mom's basement pretending to be my girlfriend in this game."
>The unicorn wizard fumes on your screen.
"I'm not a guy!"
"Prove it. Tits or GTFO."
>That'll shut her up.
>"Her"
>You resume mining platinum nodes in the low level area, no longer being followed by the tiny horse wizard.
>You're almost done when you get a new PM.
>It's from Twilight_Sparkle.
>It's an imgur link.

>>29090735
It's a pic of purple crotchboobs

>>29088630
> Not using Kite's AID's infested soul suck machine or Haseo's fucking ion cannon

Fite me

>>29091789

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>tfw no poneXRunescape crossover

>>29088680
NO

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>>29094815
>tfw i'd write but i literally just started another green in another thread.

>>29094815
Are they playing the game- or is it Gielinor populated by tiny pastel horses?

>>29090043
I change my mind. On the nonfiction part.

>"Anonymous, Rolf needs your help! There are a clan of Kankers Sisters westward plotting the downfall of all passing sons of shepards!"
>Your name is Anon, player of Ed Edd n Eddy Online, and this level 5 Rolf is begging for help.
>xX_D13LITE_Xx. Ugh.
>You're just a Canadian Squirt Gun Double D, you don't need this.
"No."
>You return to waiting for the Chicks Galore magazine to respawn. God you hate doing this just for the Jawbreaker Vault raid.
>Better than grinding out the Meat Mania scam, though. Heh, plebs think that Jiggling Pants World gives more quarters..
>Suddenly a PM!
>"Sorry, forgot that my messages get all weird outside of PMs. Please help, I keep getting ganked by Kanker players! :("
>Well this Linkin Park-wannabe is polite, at least.
>You type up a reply...
"What's in it for me?"
>"I can give you Jawbreakers!"
"What size?"
>"I don't know. O_o"
>Must. Resist. Urge. To. Bully. Over. Emotes.
"Yeah okay not interested, regular jawbreakers are easier than ganking Johnny players."
>"Okay, how about this legendary phone?"
>You almost shit yourself in terror, knowing EXACTLY what he's talking about,
"HOLY SHIT DON'T ANSWER IT."
>Your bowels are prepared to release, in case this newbie fucked up.
>"I didn't know you could! But okay, will keep that in mind. :D"
>Holy. Fuck.
>You did good today.
>"Well uh, I could give you Chicks Galore?"
"DEAL."
>Holy shit talk about good luck.
>"Thanks, let me trade you one right now."
>Once the trade starts, you take a look at his equipment.
>Huh. It's some weird clownsuit, part Fish Duel, part That's My Horse...
>Okay, this is just a bunch of weird shit thrown on. You can tell because nobody uses Beatrice after the nerf.
>Well, you're getting magazines just for escorting him, so who cares.
"Thanks, let's go my man!"
>"I'm actually a girl, lol. :P"
"Uh huh."
>Yeah, and you're a Woodpecker Ed.

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>>29094815
Heck, the devs of Runescape actually made a few pony designs.

>>29095947
>Black and red alicorn
These guys know their audience.
Also those 3 comments sum up RS community

>>29095287
Kinda like what writefag above is doing where they're clearly playing Runescape, but presented as if they're actually in the game world

>>29085869
Nah the stupid fog will kill you so RoT can win Season 4 of Deadman Mode