The nearest object directly to your right is now a sentient pony.

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>Mouse
>When I click, I have to boop the pony

>>29082800
>A Spiderman blanket
Warmest pony ever

>>29082800
A nail clipper. Her name will be Keratin. I guess she'll clip my nails. Unless she doesn't want to, which I understand, that's probably a pretty boring thing to do for the rest of your life. She's made of metal, so she'll get cold easy.

>>29082800
My 3ds, apparently, I'd press all her buttons just right

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>Space heater
Where does the power cord come from?
Where does the heat come from?

>>29082829
>"Anon! Hey! Don't ignore me!"
What do you want, Keratin?
>"You know what I want, dummy!"
Not right now, I'm in the middle of-
>"Oh no you don't! Look how long those things are getting!"
Keratin...
>"You'll be real sorry if you chip one of them!"
Keratin..."
"You could get a hangnail!"
Sigh. Alright, just, make it quick, okay?
>"Don't even! You know for a professional manicure you can't rush these things! You wouldn't want me to accidentally nip into the meat while-"
Ugh! Okay!
>"Hehe!" *nom nom*
Hey, Keratin? Thanks.
>"My pleasure, Anon!" *nom nom nom*

>>29082847
>"Y-you going for the high score or s-something?"
Huh? What ya mean?
>"You're r-really giving my *hah* trigger buttons a w-w-workout! *angh*"
Oh, you're gonna love this then.
>"What?!"
99 C-C-COMBO FINISHER!!!
>"O-OH MY GOOO-*AAAAAAAANGRRAAaaaaah* *haaah* *hngaaa*"
Well?
>"Y-you placed t-top score this r-round..."
Round two.
>"W-what?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIO- *AAAAANGH* *HAAAAAAH*"

>>29082800
the charging cord for my wii u gamepad
which i guess makes it a herm

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I'm on the toilet.
Its a roll of toilet paper
Shit

>>29082847
thats pretty homosexual anon girls cant love girls

>>29082800
>Cat treats
Dear lord how horrifying. I think my cat may go crazy over a small edible poner... and I'd go crazy that she's too small to fug.

It would still be a she... and I'd name her treat.

>>29082962
there's no such thing as too small

>>29082962
>Its been several weeks since Treat animated as a pony. There were several close calls where your cat nearly nabbed her but she doesn't mind the missing chunk of tail. You two have become close friends but that's all you are - friends - as your respective sizes prevent anything deviant from happening. Lately, though, Treat has become stale and has a hard time moving. You have tried several times to moisten her with a little water but it was a temporary fix that left her smelling musty. You've resorted to keeping her in a Ziplock bag to contain her fragrance. You both even agreed to keep her in the fridge for awhile to try and maintain her freshness but the cold made her unable to move and the isolation left her deeply saddened. Finally, one day, she responded no more to you. The mold that was once her face was weeping and moist and her limbs limp with decay. It was time, Treat must fulfill her destiny. Holding your nose and retching, you place Treat on a paper plate and set her down as a sacrifice for you pet. You cat takes a sniff and looks at you with disgruntled ambivalence and walks off leaving the pony untouched. You blink back tears as you scold you cat and lift the plate, carrying it outside. You flick her near-corpse onto a nearby anthill and watch in somber silence as the colony slowly swarms her body and tear her apart. "RIP in peace, Treat" you whisper. Nature is so fascinating.

>>29082800
My laptop pack. Is it lewd whenever I take out anything I put in her?

>>29082827
>>29082829
>warmest pony ever
>gets cold easy
A match made in heaven

>>29083140
She has a vore/inflation fetish. She begs you to fill her up.

>>29082800
>drawing tablet pen
Cute. Can she motivate me to draw more?

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>>29083192

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>My Galaxy S4 in its Speck case becomes a mare made of a sleek-plastic material, with a white partially black-striped mane+tail.

>It's cute little face is a touch screen, so I can do all my daily tasks as before by either boopings or finger-petting.

>>29082800
>joystick pony
I know exactly what to do with it

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>>29082800
>My Vinyl figure

I guess I call her Vinyl

>>29082800
my closet door.

dark doorways was always a little big for his age as a child but as he grew it started becoming a problem as he would often have difficulty fitting through doors and other normal pony sized openings. ut wasnt that he was fat but he was rather well muscled. by the time his school days were ending he was already able to look down at the princess solestia (not that he ever would meet her but it is a nice size comparison.)

aaand im bored.

he likes making holes in walls and eventually would join the equestrian armed forces as a infiltrator. the end.

>>29082800
>A soft cat condo
Literally 10/10. Soft fluffy pony that's often covered in soft fluffy kitties. It's perfect size too.

>>29082800

A gallon-size ziploc freezer bag full of mini snickers. I've been eating them since halloween.

So... I guess little Zippy's function will be to shit out a delicious square of nougat, caramel, and peanuts covered in chocolate for me to enjoy while she gives me a sloppy freezer-safe blowjob.

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>>29082800
>Bop-it mini

>*whir whir whir*
>"Ano-o-o-o-n! Slow down! Geez! You don't need that many squares! Woa-oa-oah! At this rate you're gonna use me up before you even finish cleaning up!"
Why the fuck do you think I've been in here for 30 minutes?! I've got the shits!
>"I TOLD you not to eat that stinky sandwich! But nooo! Don't listen to the ONE PONY who knows what would happen if you DID! Whoa-oa-stop it!"
Why do you care? I've got backup.
>(Hey! Hurry up already!)
>"Shut up, Two-Ply! I've still got a quarter roll left!"
>(Aweee! I want a turn...)
That's not nice, Mega Roll. You should be happy you're hurgh! Oh no! Not again!
>"Ffffffuck."
>*whir whir whir whir whir*

>>29082800
I'm starting to see a patern in these games, so far my cutie mark, the only item I can use to defend myself against a killer, and the object I must use to win the heart of my waifu is and apparently always will be a fucking Pillow.

Fine, I name her Sweet Dreams and I keep using her as always, for cuddles.

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>>29083451
dude

>>29083085
Oh dear fucking lord... you made me feel so, so, sad... about a bag of cat treats I bought for a quarter at a flea market. Fuck you man. She was Savory Salmon Recipe.

a ten sided die is the closest thing to me

that'd kind of fuck up the geometry of a roll is it was a hoers

>>29083501
Mathematicians everywhere marvel as you create a perfectly balanced 10 sided polygon that looks like a horse.

>>29083563
>implying the die was not weighted to begin with
anon is a dirty cheater

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>>29082800

This stack of books...

So what, do they all turn into seperate book ponies or one big book pony? It would be quite useful to have sentient book ponies, especially the CCNA ones.

It would be nice to have a set of cute pony companions that could help me study for my exams and learn some utility languages.

Dont think that you can really an sexual a paper pony without it losing structure or any sharp edges giving you cuts though. Maybe if the binding glue is keeping the delicate paper from getting soggy...

>>29083570
If you're weighting your d10s you've got a problem and definitely don't deserve your own person dice pony.

Kill all cheaters.

>>29083571
>CCNA
My nigga.

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>>29082800

>my cell phone
>Celia (see-lee-uh)
>female
>of course
>...and other ways

Smart phone pone is my personal perfect secretary who give the sex, and prank calls ponies for me. Whenever her alarm goes off, no ringtone plays. Instead, she vibrates. When this happens, she cums, regardless of what she is actually doing, or where she is.

>>29083563
"sit!"
"speak!"
>"FUCK!"
"roll over!"
"Fuck yeah, natural ten!"

>>29082895
I don't know but please stay warm

A spoon.
I wouldn't let her near my food anymore...and I'd call her [spoilers] Pinapple Mousse! [/spoilers]. Maybe spoon her but that's a corny joke.

>>29082800
My bed.

Does that mean it will wrap me up all cozy like? I'd like that.

>>29082800
>A roll of toilet paper
I mean, I'm not pajeet or Mexican. Sorry not sorry, toilet paper pony.

>>29082800
not counting the pc mouse cause i am using it,
it would be pepsi bottle, and that was done already i guess

>>29082800
It's a coinpurse. I'm calling her Zippy and will frequently put things inside her.

Sweet tea
okay

>>29082800
a pair of scissor well shit

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A cheap smartphone

It's a little plastic robot pony, and it can only process so much before it runs out of storage space.

>>29082800
Coke bottle.....I don't want to think about it.

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>>29082800
My drawing tablet.I guess I'll call her Tabby and yeah I'll still use her to draw.

>>29082800
>Be walking down the road
>See this thread
>A fucking 18 wheeler truck to my right
This sure is going to be a big pone, not sure i can just tell it what it should or shouldnt do...
I only hope she d let me go inside her 'container' sometime

>a loaded ruger 10/22
>tfw fingerbanging my gun takes on a whole new meaning now
oh god the stares at the range would be worth it tho

My tiny, stupid as fuck chihuahua mix.
How about the object next to her? My adorable sweetheart Jack Russell. Either way I'm not gunna fuck them.

>>29082800
I recently bought a fleshlight I recently bought downtown. I'm not the sort for them, I got it because I've been depressed after a bad break-up...

But now it's a pony.

Heaven help me, I know exactly what purpose and function I'll use her for.

Dubs decide what I name my living fleshlight pone.

>>29088084
Jessie Joystick

>>29088084
>Not naming her Sugar Star
Bro wut.

so etier my phone or the blanket. I would get phone pone to send out some wacky radio signals and the blanket would have to learn to stay really still

>>29088171
I would if it were a sugar star. But it's not. It's just a fleshlight from a shop in downtown of my area. Plus, she'd probably be jealous.

That's like naming an apple "Mango". The apple will not like you as you devour it.

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>>29082800
Bottle of wine, Apothic Red, so I'll name her Thic Red. Her intended purpose, well either way it's an exchange of bodily fluids, I'm sure I'd love a wine glass mini poni.

>>29088490
Would she 'self refill'?

>>29083192
>having a lot of capacity makes her feel constantly empty
>she will never be sated

A completely blue body pillow.
Obviously I use it for its intended function.

>>29082800
An HTC 10 in the shape of a pony. I shall call her... HTC.

>>29082800
My object is a ninasoft spin dryer. It is a device designed to spin wet clothes in order to wring water out of them very quickly.

She will be riding me until she has drained my balls dry, every day.

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>>29082800
Not taking a new picture, but there it is. Plush Pinkie is not for sexual

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>>29082800
>A trash bag

easy

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My figurines are to the right.

Two Jinx pones and a Quorra pone.

Everything turned out great!

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A twilight plushie.

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What kind of pony is she, /mlp/?

>A lamp shaped like the Eiffel Tower
Fuck it, I'll call her lampy

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>An empty glass, previously containing water.

Oh boy, I always did love CokePone. I could name her Aqua or something equally as punny.
Inflation fetish anyone?

...so now I have to cook another plate of pasta, in addition to having a ponylike one running around my house, smelling delicious and spurting tomato sauce everywhere..
Great.

>>29089795
>Jinx pone
So you got Pinkie Pie?

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>>29082800
I guess I can still call her Lunch. But I have a feeling I'm going to need to start hiding my wallet.

>>29082895
Were space heater buddies.

I'm gonna name mine Scarlet Breeze and cuddle her

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>>29090334
Not just Pinkie Pie, but an even crazier Pinkie Pie that causes property damage for shits and giggles and doesn't care about killing others!

>>29087995
Yeah good thing it wasn't to my left or loaded nugget poner

>>29082800
I guess I have a pony pistol now