>Want to ask out Rarity. >But she's most likely fucking

>>29079875
Nigga Spike has better game now. The heads of two nations suck his dick weekly.

>>29079875
He has an army of gay changelings, the Dragon Lord and Glimmer all to himself. He doesn't need some bitch that has been leading him on for the past 5 years only to be thrown back into the friendzone. He has all the pussy he could want and he deserves all of it.
Also, every crystal mare wants to fuck him

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>>29079896
Almost all correct.

But Rarararara isn't my waifu
She can keep the dog
I want to fuck the pony.

>>29079875
*smack her ass*
When she turns around to slap you, grab her hand, lean her back and kiss her

>>29079875
>rape

>>29079875
Tell her you are a master of doggy style

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>>29079875
Why would I ask out human rarara when pure perfection like Shamwow exists?

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>>29080072
Because marshmallow human is the sex.

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>>29079875

>>29080111
Great now we have bondagefag in addition to footfag, when will it end?

>>29080124
Never

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>>29080095
>isn't and never was horse
>no cleavage
>not orange
Try again

>>29079875
>rape

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>>29080148
They just figured Sunset's chest is so small there's no need to censor it.

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How a bout marshmallow pine with eqg mane?

>>29080195
(me). *pone*

>>29080195
Better.

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>>29079922
Who knows where that mouth has been, though.

>>29079875
>spikefags this delusional
Colour me surprised

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>>29080195
>>29080223
>Not wanting to cum inside the superior choice

>>29080258
Fuck you beat me to it

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>>29080258
>>29080264
>>29080271

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>>29080072
>Shim over Rarara
It's like you're a huge fucking faggot or something.

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>>29079875
>"I knew it! I knew that girl was a bitch!"

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>>29079875
We fuck the Dog so Rara becomes our bitch by proxy

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>>29079896
>Spikefags believe this

>>29079875
>no hooves
Why would i want to ask her out?