Reminder that equestria was never in real danger, Celestia was

>jokes on them I'm only pretending to be useless

>>29077217
>comics
>canon

>>29077228
FPBP

Yeah, I know. You didn't answer my question, though: can I murder the useless lizard already?

>>29077270
She's useless, but it's not nice to call her names.

>>29077217
Some of em, maybe. But not all.
>Nightmare Moon
Wouldn't have been a contest if Celestial tried. Although Luna probably would've gotten 1000 years more.
>Discord
Probably also perfectly manageable to be honest. She didn't put forth a lot of effort.
>Changelings I
Fucking retard would've got usurped so hard.
>Ti'Rek
She woulda gotten rekt and she knew it.
>Glim Glam
That time altering spell was serious shit but she probably could've handled it. Not easily though.
>Changelings II
Bitch literally got captured and had to be saved by her old enemies. She got BUGGED

>>29077284
thumbs down gesture

>>29077285
she also got kidnapped by vines

>>29077285
>not including the storm

>>29077217
I really liked that issue
The fact it was so good is probably why i kept giving pony comics a chance far longer then i should have.

>>29077217

t.celestia

>>29077217
She was getting laid in a vain attempt to compete with Molestia.

>>29077906
He was being merciful by leaving that out, I imagine.

The others are some degree of living forces of nature, while the storm was just humiliating beyond compare.

And so shortly after this >>29077343?
The poor mare'd be on suicide watch, if she hadn't seemingly learned how to brush off massive blows to her ego, centuries ago.