>equestria dosen't know of this foreign illness >they

>>29077074
>roll over
>try not to die
>die a lot

>>29077074
>"I'm not dying. Redheart, tell them I'm not dying."
>Despite the nurses assurances that he appears to not actually be dying, they will not be convinced otherwise
>The poor human is obviously in denial, and the nurse is trying to spare his feelings
>When he later recovers, they are convinced Anon is a Ghost

>>29077129
>anon becomes space ghost

>>29077074

>"We told you not to eat so much fatass."
"Those cupcakes were worth it and I have no regrets chasing them with a gallon of chocolate milk."
>"YOU'RE LITERALLY HAVING A HEARTATTACK RIGHT NOW."
"Whatever, three in a row isn't even my record."

>>29077317
That made me laugh

>sneeze
>They believe it's blood since it's green like me
>Before I could say anything, they rush to call Twilight and the Princesses
>Moments later I'm surrounded by 4 hot alicorn princesses, the remaining mane 5, Starlight Glimmer, Nurse Redheart, Zecora, Spike, and all their respective pets
>Each of them hugging and cuddling me with a sad look on their face
>Everywhere I look there's a plot
>My increased blodflow gives me a gigaboner
>They of course mistake it for another sign of illness and do their best to make it go down
>by trying to smooch the pain away
>"Look, it's working! The pus is coming out!"

Considering they have these kinds of sicknesses, you're prompt is utter shit.

>>29077671
kill yourelf

Do we have any pastebin about this? or any history?

>Anon goes to equestria.
>He infects the entire population with his smallpox.
>Everyone dies.
>The end.

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>*cough* It's been nice knowing you all
>For *cough* *choke* my last meal
>I want Pinkie *cough*
>To sit on my face

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>>29078616
This makes me worried about Sunset.

>>29077074
Bimp

>>29078657
don't worry, cancer is not contagious

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>>29079938
I hate you guys

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>>29079938
delete this

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>>29079938

>>29077074
>Rainbow kissing him
F

>>29077931
But anon, it's almost christmas!

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>>29079938

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>>29079938

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>>29079938
Oh you

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>>29079938
Dammit anon

>>29077135
Ghost boops, ghost rapes how can they stop you they think youre a ghost

>>29081887
Equstrian ghost trusters?

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>>29079938
WEW

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>>29079938
GOD DAMN

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>>29079938

oh boy another ZOOMED WORDS thread

what a rarity

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>>29082809

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>>29079938

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>>29079938

Then explain her infecting the show.

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>>29077074
That a scary thought.
Equestria being a whole new world God only knows how many diseases magical ones included are out there that we would have no defense against.

Would ponies also think you are terminal when you say you have autism?

>>29079938
Im pretty sure you got that one from that YLYL thread screencap

>>29083438
Finally, I knew I wasn't the only one who thought so

This thread doesn't have enough green in it to die yet.

>sex is the only cure

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>>29079938

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>>29080686
Around the holidays, suicides spike

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>>29085464
I guess Spike doesnt like Christmas very much.

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>>29077074
Secretly tell each one of them that I don't want to die a virgin.