>be in equestria >go to pizzeria for your first dinner

>>29075725
Take the owner to Vegas

>no pineapple
Get out

>>29075725
Where's Cadance?

>>29075725
Go ask princess candyass to hook me up with some real peetzer.

>>29075740
>pineapple
>ever
No, I think it's you that needs to leave

>>29075725
Pretend to enjoy it, then never come back, naturally.

>>29075725
Tell the waiter I'm ready to order the main.

>>29075725
Complain how fucking RAW it is

>>29075757
>actually eating an undercooked pile of grease-covered cheese on top of raw bread

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>>29075725
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOLLOCKS?! IT'S FUCKING RAW! DISGUSTING!"

>>29075756
>Not liking pineapple on your pizza
Faggot

>>29075808
>being degenerate

>>29075808
>eating food that eats you back
nope, only faggot I'm seeing here is you

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>>29075808

>>29075808
I like actually tasting the pizza, usually.

>>29075808
This

>>29075815
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>>29075820
>>29075833
kys

>>29075725
Squid, eggplant, and avocado.

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>>29075725
> THIS FUCKING PIZZA HAS MORE CRUST THAN RAINBOW DASH'S CUNT!"

>>29075808
Man I always see people hating on pineapples on pizza but it's amazing! Why y'all gotta be like this

>>29075808
>Boy, I sure do love the taste of pineapple, but I have no idea what flavor balance is

Funny how an old pasta can get people mad. I can taste the newfig in the air

>>29076259
wat

>>29076259
thats not an old pasta, thats an old pizza you silly billy.

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>>29075808
You're the reason why we can't into space, gene-splicing, and literally everything an advanced species should have

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>>29075964
>crust is bad
I see you've never eaten good pizza. Not that OP HAS to be that; it's hard to tell from the shitty screenshot taken by a retard.

>>29076302
perhaps you should go find and watch the video. then you too can be in on the joke.

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>>29075725
Anon the Pitzzer Master when?

>>29076316
pones have never had a pizza in the show, have they?

when will anon take over equestria with his pizza business?

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>>29076322
Who likes cupcakes on their pizza? I swear these ponies have diabeetus.

>>29076333
Rainbow is such a pig.

>>29076333
Who the fuck eats pizza like that?

>>29076347
some ponies just want to see the world burn.

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>>29076302
>>29076312

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>>29076370
i actually wonder if hes ever seen a pizza before this day.

>>29076302
Thanks for proving you are an ignorant idiot talking out of his ass.
The crust was fucking RAW and the pizza itself was a sea of oil and grease, you can't eat something like that.

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>>29076500
RAW TEN

>>29076500
>>29076516
>>29076302

The video also showed that the kitchen staff already knew the pizza was shit but their boss was a stubborn ass who still claimed it was the best pizza on the world.

>>29076542
all memeing aside, that was easily god-tier pizza.

>>29075725
>rape

>>29076556
If properly cooked? Yes, I would love if I could find a place selling pizza THAT huge here.

I would like an episode revolving around pizza, too. Just imagine Spike kneading the dough and using his dragon breath to first cook the dough, then sprinkle the ingredients over it and using his fire a second time to finish cooking it before sending it to the table.
Extra bonus if Spike's pizza uses a secret recipe that is extra tasty for ponies and half of the episode is about some shady ponies trying to steal it, with the extra twist that at the end of the episode we discover that the secret ingredient is neither love or some gross thing.

>>29076370
fuck ramsey that looks delicious

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>>29076604

>>29076620
No, the twist is that Spike IS using a secret ingredient but the ponies never discover what exactly is.
Because it's secret.

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>>29075808

>>29076645
how anticlimactic.

>>29076663
That's the idea.
Everything leads the audience to believe Spike is using something gross and that's why he keeps it as a secret.
Turns out he isn't. But we still don't get to know what's he using and why it only works when he's the one using it.

>>29076698
how do you know its not gross if you never find out what it is and isnt?

>>29075725
>Get a normal pizza. Eat normal pizza.

I couldn't see any toppings on it, but there is no meat in equestria so if there is it's not realistic.

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>>29076705
>there is no meat in equestria

>>29076370
>It's so greasy
WELL HOLY FUCKING SHIT RAMSAY
IT'S ALMOST LIKE SAUSAGE IS JAM-FUCKING-PACKED WITH FAT AND GREASE OR SOME FUCKING SHIT
This man has never fucking seen a pizza in his life.

>>29076384
>>29076609
>>29076727
That """""""pizza""""""" is a fucking soup of grease and cheese on top of raw dough

>>29076736
go to bed ramsey

>>29076719
Good thing I only eat Cheese Pizza. :^)
Seriously though, any toppings makes it too greasy and it hurts my stomach

Honestly surprised with all the fucking retards defending this disgusting pizza. You deserve to subsist on frozen meals for the rest of your days.

>>29076747
eat less ramen and drink less soda. your stomach will heal and you wont have those problems as much.

>>29076736
Welcome to fucking lower-middle class dining, Ramsay, you spoiled brat.

>>29076719
I guess that one slipped, they did say, and I quote ponka, "we have vegetarian diets"

>>29076759
You don't need better ingredients, you need to be a less shit cook.

>>29076727
Then why didn't he pour out the grease?

>>29076759
Bull-fucking-shit
Peetzer from Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and even shitty frozen pizza from Walmart is better than that

>>29076751
Is a 32 oz. fountain drink from the gas station every other day too much soda?

I also drink a fuckton of water.
I don't eat Ramen either. It does not digest well in the slightest.

>>29076701
Everyone secretely follow Spike down where he keeps his secret stash (both the shady ponies and Spike's friends because they want to know out of curiosity) and first Spike rummages throgh a set of gross things he keeps around (dried vegetables, hoof clippings, make trimmings and his own shed scales among more gross stuff) and for a moment everyone feels like they are going to puke.
Then turns out Spike collected that crap to craft little action figures (really good ones to boot) and everyone sigh on relief because yes, it makes sense using that.
At this point both groups realize the presence of each other (and their intentions) so a fight begins, while Twilight and company chase the shady ponies away a completly oblivious Spike opens a secret compartiment at a different part of his room and from a very tight, sealed & higyenic-looking pot he scoops a few spoons of a golden scented dust on a flask and then hides everything, mumbling to himself that he's so smart for realizing how this stuff works while the ponies still cannot, because the day they figure it out everyone will copy his secret recipe and it will stop being unique, etc.

The audience will never figure out the rest.

>>29076773
>Is a 32 oz. fountain drink from the gas station every other day too much soda?
yes. try drinking 3 cans a year.

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>>29076772
Pizza Hut is 10 times greasier.

>>29076786
>try drinking 3 cans a year
Then why even live?

>>29076719
Fish n1: WE ARE GRACED BY THE YELLOW GODDESS !
Fish n.2: TROUGH OUR SACRIFICE, THE YELLOW GODDESS WILL PROTECT OUR MATING GROUND !

These fish are like Aztec and their sun god, metal as fuck and zealous about it.

>>29076796
youre talking to someone who used to drink a 100oz mug of coke every day. its not as hard to give up as you think. drink tea and sports drinks.

>>29076792
yeah if you order both the fucking pepperoni and the fucking 'salami' you stupid jackass. AKA grease given the form of meat. Order just a sausage pizza from pizzahut and see how fucking greasy it is.

>>29076807
headcanon accepted.

>>29076772
Hell no. Fast food pizza places are the fucking worst. They either keep them in a heat tube for 24 hours and serve them warm and crunchy as shit, or they make them fresh with shitloads of grease
If you want some good peetzer, go to a mom-and-pop small pizza place. They make some good shit

fun fact: real meat is greasy. real cheese is greasy. combining them means your food will be greasy.

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>>29076796
I don't see the problem.

>>29076828
this

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ALRIGHT LET'S SETTLE THIS

>1. Pizza from that local pizza place near you
>2. Boston Pizza
>3. Dominos
>4. Papa John's
>5. Little Caesar's
>9000. No name frozen pizza
>9001. Pizza Hut

>>29076812
I've never been that extreme.

Thinking on this issue, I've been on a Hawaiian Punch kick as of late.
It's definitely cheaper. A gallon and a half of it is like a dollar.
I guess I can stick to that and see if anything changes.

>>29076836
Move dominos to pizza hut's spot and put pizza hut under papa johns.

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>>29076836
>Dominos
>Number 3
I like you. How about you come over to my house and fuck me in the ass?

>>29076773
Any amount of soda is too much you fat shit.

Fish n.3: THE YELLOW GODDESS DEMANDS MORE SACRIFICE FOR ''PIZZA TOPPING''.
Fish n.4: YES ! LET'S PERPETUATE OUR TRADITION, ENSURING THE SECURITY OF OUR OFFSPRING UNDER HER PROTECTION !

Fish n.5: . . . GUYS ! It's futile, don't you see ?

Fish n.5 become our protagonist. His name: __________

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>>29076855
Something tells me you're a vegan.
Feel free to prove me wrong.

>>29076856
obvious meme answer

>>29076778
> make trimmings

Fuck it I meant "Mane trimmings"

>>29076860
I eat meat all the time, although my daily source of protein is now mainly salmon. I'm hardly /fit/ but I'm in far better shape than I used to be. Giving up soda forever is easier than you think and the first step to making it past 50 without diabetes.

>>29076878
>wanting to make it past 50
kektacular.

>>29076878
I don't think Diabetes has a gradual buildup. Either your body reacts badly to a high sugar intake at a particular moment in time and you lose all natural insulin production, or it doesn't.

At least, that's how I understand it.

>>29076878
ditto. i used to have nearly constant heartburn from any food i ate. a year after i quit drinking soda and quit eating ramen i no longer got heartburn from anything. feels good man.

>>29076370
I don't know if its the cooks or the oven at my college campus but the entire bottom of the pizza has been raw on many occasions. They make the absolute worst pizza i have ever seen. If you serve raw dough pizza you are a fucking moron.

>>29076916
they probably cook it on a solid tray instead of a perforated one.

>>29075808
pineapple topping is the patrician choice

We /ck/ now?

>>29077063
We are Horse/ck/

>>29077078
>horseco/ck/
ftfy

>>29077080
>horsefu/ck/ers
ftfy

>>29077082
well played.

>>29077080
Better than mine.

>>29075725
Follow the official pizza degreasing tutorial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g

>>29077181
but i want all the grease.

>>29076333
How the fuck is that pizza floating in the air?

>>29075808
Fruit for the fruit.

>>29075808
Pineapple on pizza is patrician taste

>>29075725

Too much jpeg, can't see the problem.

>>29077379
The problem is you aren't as well versed in memes as you should be

what pisses me off is ramsey treats food like its literally garbage, when id eat all the food ramsey calls "rubbish"

>>29077781
>food like its literally garbage
that pitzer was literally garbage

>>29077781
That's because you don't have standards.

>>29077781
There literally was uncooked dough inside the crust. I don't get what was his problem with the grease though, must be a fan of those paper thin Italian pizzas.

>>29077813
true true,but i grew up poor, i will eat anything that comes from those restaurants except a few, he is just so fucking spoiled he wont take anything normal into consideration though, he throws away food thats probably fine.

>>29077832
Well, it's a restaurant, the food there should be a step above average.

>>29077835
oh i fully understand, But not everyone has a pallet like his, just because it doesnt meet his standards, doesnt make it bad food, i mean the grease on that pizza, looked delicious, the raw dough though...

>>29076792
If my pizza showed up like that they would be sending me another.

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Just because it's a sausage pizza doesn't mean it has to be a greasy abortion.

>>29077859
the only thing on this that doesnt look processed as fuck is the bread, and even that looks mediocre.

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>>29075725
swear profusely

>>29077859
You can clearly see the grease stuck to the cheese. Just because it's hidden under a pile of sauce doesn't mean it's gone.

>>29077886
>>29077972

True plebians. Go back to your Papa John's.

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>>29077976
>tfw my local papa johns has a proud manager
>tfw his pizza is better than yours

>>29077832

This >>29077835

People are paying money for high quality, fresh, made to order food. If I want to eat frozen trash I go to a local store or gas station and make it myself. Over charging people for shit quality frozen or cooked incorrectly food is the wrong way to run a restaraunt.

>>29077832
The point of his show was that the business was failing and they called him to fix it
Also the owner was acting like he was tough shit and had the best pizza on the planet just because some literally who from the 80s said it was good one time

>>29077999
i do get that i do, But not just kitchen nightmares, in general he treats fine food like its garbage, and it kinda pisses me off, like we all know its not as bad at he makes it seem like, he over reacts.

>>29075964
Underrated fucking post

>>29077859
'GO 'ZA
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Fuck all you all, Pizza Hut is delicious

Maybe it's better around here because I don't live in murrica though

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I want pizza super bad right now, and there is nowhere within 20 miles I can get one from (that isn't garbage).
Fuck the lot of you. Bunch 'o niggers.

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>>29078242
I've had fresh tasty peetzer every day for months, bitch
What're you gonna do about it

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>>29078246
>What're you gonna do about it
Sulk like a little bitch, I think.

>pineapples in pizza

throw it into le trash

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>>29078246
>that filename

>>29075740
This is the only true patrician in the thread.

>>29078308
>patrician
more like cancer

>>29076302
>retarded Dashfaggot damage controlling

confirmed for NEVER watching the video in the 1st place

>>29078326
more like patrician

>>29078326
https://youtu.be/ozuk6aeWpXk

>>29075808
Don't worry Anon.
They may laugh at you, but you're not alone in your struggle.

>>29076836
Domino's. Not the best place in the world, but it's consistently good, no matter what day of the week I order it. The local pizza store is only good when the store owner is personally there, otherwise it's cheap ass garbage,

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>>29076333

why are these fuckwits eating the table

>>29076751
>he really thinks this is how stomach ulcers work

>>29076384
>>29076727
Yeah, I'm sure a 3 Michelin star chef has never seen a pizza before. Everybody knows the Italians serve grease frisbees in their pizzerias and that's just how we do it in America too.

>>29078354
fucking this, whether I'm getting off work, eating lunch, or piss drunk 5 minutes before delivery ends, dominos is the same mediocrity no matter what.

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>>29075808

You are more disgusting than any EQG on this board

>>29077837
You realize he doesn't show up uninvited to these places, right? Restaurants audition to have him come and review their food. They are specifically asking for an assessment based on his palette.

Good =/= expensive. Everybody deserves good food if they go to a restaurant. "This is for poor people, so it's okay that it's an oily mess" is a super condescending attitude.

>>29078620
Who the fuck is talking about ulcers.

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>>29075725
>tfw I browse /ck/ even though I barely know how to cook and I doubt I eat quality food when I go out

>>29076291
How long were you saving that picture?

>>29079743
Kek same, the board is just comfy and a source of quality memes

>>29076604
Dragon cum isn't a secret ingredient, everyone knows it amplifies the flavor of many dishes..

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>ctrl+f Round Table =0 results.

>>29076302
that's supposed to be thin crust, now fuck off

>>29077813
I've seen the episode, and he ordered the thin crust pizza.

>>29075808
Two pizzas ago, I actually added raw pineapple as a topping to about quarter of a pizza I was making, just to see whats the big deal is about.

It was strongly meh.
As in, Im not going to fucking throw it away, but given a choice I would rather eat pizza and pineapple separately.
Maybe I fucked it up by not adding any meat to it, just going with cheese and pineapple?

>>29077185
quality animation, yo!

>>29076416
Kek

I'm going to be honest, I guess I don't understand how pizza works or something.
Because I was under the impression that when you have cheese, which is filled with fat, and meat, which is filled with fat, and you heat it up, that liquid fat will come out of it.
It's never bothered me before, and I was unaware that there was some other alternative that I've been missing out on.

>Pizza discussion on pony board
So this is what Hiatus feels like

>>29082522
Ham and pinapple make a good combination.

>>29082686
It's a more filling conversation than anything from S06 could have offered to us anyway.

Also, pineapple on pizza is delicious but only if the restaurant knows how to prepare it. Otherwise it's just a fucking mess.

>>29076604
>>29076645
>>29076698
>>29076778

I want a comic of this.

>>29082686
Used to be what every appeal thread turned into.

>>29082671
There's a difference between a little bit of greasy cheesy meaty goodness, and an ocean of grease floating atop your pizza

Which I have gotten on pizza before, you'd lift up a slice and it would just drizzle off all over the place.

>>29075725

Send it back. It looks like shit.

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>>29075756
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>>29076222
>>29076291
>>29076655
>>29077237
>>29078273
>>29078326
>>29078632
Follow me to the gay bathhouse.

>>29083369
why, do you got pineapple pizza waiting there?

>>29078634
Poor people can't have good things. That's why they're poor.

Someone has to buy things that proper people reject. That's what consumerism means.

>>29084280
They INVENTED pineapple pizza there.

>>29075725
Use my 4 years of pizza making experience to show the chef how bad they suck and establish a pizza making empire eventually turning Equestria into a capitalist nation.

>>29085086
Wow just make everyone alicorns while you are at it. If you are going to take a shit on the place, go 100%

> Obese borderline retard ponies become the norm. So full of pent-up aggression they start randomly killing one another over a few bits. Entrepreneuriap capitalists take videos of fatpones clawing one another to pieces, sell the video to an agre public for bits.

'Qwestria

>>29082522
Yeah, that's exactly where you fucked up. Pineapple is really strong by itself, it needs something to balance it out. I personally recommend spicy sausage.

>>29075725
"What the fuck is this?"
>The pony waitress hesitates
>"Sorry?"
"This. What the fuck is it?"
>You glare at the waitress, but she still doesn't seem to understand
>"Is there something wrong with the pizza? This is what you ordered, sir."
>You shake your head
"I don't remember ordering..."
>You wave your hand vaguely
"... some kind of shitty pizza with no topping."
>Damn right.
>You ordered wine, and free breadsticks.
>"I-I'm sorry sir, it must have-"
"No! I came here to drink cheap wine and eat infinite free breadsticks! I demand my money back!"
>A pony from a nearby table glances over, hearing your calm, yet firm, tone of voice.
>Well... hearing your irate shouting
>"Oh, is that a nothing pizza with hay beef? I think that's my order!"
>You stare at the stallion from the adjacent table
>What kind of degenerate orders a nothing pizza with hay beef?
>What even is hay beef?
>You fume silently as the waitress transfers the plate over to this guy's table
>The waitress apologises to you again for the mix-up
"Whatever. Just get me more breadsticks. And more wine!"
>She smiles, but there's a slight edge to it
>"Did you want another bottle of the cheapest wine we have?"
>You shake your head
"I want a keg of the stuff, but wine doesn't come in kegs. So a bottle with have to do."
>The waitress looks confused
>"So that's a... yes?"
>You nod, slowly
"Look, you pretend I'm not an alcoholic, and I'll pretend I'm going to tip you so we can both continue our shitty lives. How does that sound?"
>The waitress stares at you dumbfounded for a moment, then shuffles off dejectedly
>You glance at the mare sitting opposite you
"Enjoying your evening, Rarity?"
>The white mare is leaning forward in her seat, head cradled in her hooves
>You're used to this kind of thing on dates. A little crying is something to be proud. Means you're being just the right level of Anon.
>But...
>Well, Rarity's expression is less filled with dejection, and more filled with desire.