>Perfect hair >Perfect skin >Perfect hips >Perfect

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>>29074898
>Perfect hips
But darling, her hips aren't quite perfect, there's a certain someone who's got her beat easily.

>>29074898
underwear edit please

>>29074898
Shes a close second but she can't use magic and lacks certain personality traits that i desire in women.

>>29074916
prove it

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>EqG
>No hooves
>Who is Cheese Sandwich
Kek

>>29074923
>can't use magic
So pony up doesn't count

>lacks certain personality
What is that?

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>>29074925

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>>29074929
100% pure autism - the post

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>>29074916
>>29074938
Implying

>not a pony
>Monster High: Hasbro edition abomination

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>>29074938

>>29074948
>Being a cuck

>>29074938
I didn't get hard after seeing that.

>>29074931
>So pony up doesn't count
I'm referring to unicorn magic. My waifu is a unicorn

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>>29074991
>hooves

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>>29074991
is it Rarity?

>>29075002
Wtf is she wrapped up in?

>>29074966
You might be gay then.

>>29075017
Pantyhose encasement

>>29075027
I meant I'm not jerking off.

>>29075053
>I meant I'm not jerking off.
you might be gay then

>>29075111
prove it.

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>>29074898

>>29075002
>>29075123
>You will never have your way with them one at a time while the other one watches

>>29074898
>no hooves

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>>29074898
With pony Pinkie, I wanted to fall for her. She was my favorite character from seasons 2-4, and I collected lots of pictures and kept every good Pinkie thread I saw up with image bumps. Her personality's maybe more of what I'd think when I think of "my type of girl", but that waifu feeling never came. It was in season 4 that I, seemingly out of nowhere, found my waifu, who I didn't think much about at all before that point. That "she finds you" thing is no meme.

>>29075163
>while the other one watches
implying that their in the same room.

>>29075188
It looks like the same room

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>>29074898

But my waifu IS Pinkie Pie.

And also in horse form. Oh, who am I kidding, ESPECIALLY in horse form.

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>>29075205

>>29074898
can I have bondage and underwear pic please.

>>29074898
Personality comes into it before all those things

>>29074898

This needs a soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZv8xHlF-pg

>>29075115
At least I can call you normie for not checking those trips Anon made.

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>>29074898
>Why isn't your waifu Pinkie Pie?

>>29074898
No hooves.
Plain and simple.

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>>29075555

>>29075555
The god of repeating digits has blessed you.

>>29074898
No hooves.
It's just disgusting and you know it.

>>29074898
I would not waifu a slut.

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>>29075555

Oh shit, I got quads without even realizing.

>>29074958
Nice meme

>>29075712
zero out of ten would bang

>>29075716
>Quads
why is that important?

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>>29074898
>>Perfect hair
>>Perfect skin
But she doesn't have argyrosis

>>29075712
>Anthro

>pony
>Human
Pick one, garbage ass anthro trash

>>29075712
>footfag
>no butt or legs
Usually I despise fetishes. However, the footfags tend to make good legs that end in good derrieres, I have to say.

Ponyfags get out
This is a board for Equestria Girls, not furshit

>>29074938
>Rarijack

Even the mighty Hasbro isn't great at shipping

>>29074898
>Perfect hair
It looks like cotton candy
>Perfect skin
It looks like sunburn
>Perfect hips
I don't see any hooves at the ends
>Perfect tits
They aren't on her crotch

>>29074898
Because I can't find the dakimakura.

>>29075174
Who is your waifu?

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>>29075824
>>Perfect hips
>I don't see any hooves at the ends

>>29074898
She almost was, but there's just too much fucking energy, how do you handle that?

>>29074898
>>Perfect hair
no
>>Perfect skin
no
>>Perfect hips
no
>>Perfect tits
no
>Why isn't your waifu Pinkie Pie?
she's a slut that you can fuck if you ask nicely

>>29075727
>spelling zero out of ten rather than 0/10
>>Quads
>why is that important?
you're not from around here are you

>>29075939
Could be worse, could have been oh/10

>>29075919
A good, steady dicking twice a day.

>>29075974
>twice per hour.
Fixed, if you're low test just give up, you will shrivel up and die.

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>>29075562

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>>29076039

>>29076039
Why Aria?

>>29076052
Is that from a Movie?

@29075712
>mobile posting
>anthro posting
>footfag
We should ban mobile users. They shit post because they know they won't be banned

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>>29076127
Stop asking so many questions. If you don't understand our sophisticated shitposting, you're far too many layers of irony behind to ever catch up.

>>29076169
>Stop asking so many questions
no

>you're far too many layers of irony behind to ever catch up

prove it

>>29076141
>@

>>29074952
Underrated best waifu

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>>29075712
>Anthro

>>29075841
She's right there in the pic

>>29074898
Because she's also a perfect idiot.

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>>29074898
Because This....

>>29074898
>You wouldn't want to punch her in the face five minutes into a conversation.

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>>29074898
She doesn't have a magic wand.

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>>29074898
But she is.

>>29074898
But my waifu IS Panko Poe

>>29074898
No hooves
No snoot
No twitchy ears
No soft fur
No brushable mane and tail
No cute tummy

Absolutely disgusting. Why would I ever want to get near that?

>>29074916
Who is this erection confection?

>ITT: Furries in denial

>>29074898
Pinkie is good but i'll stick to my waifu

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Because I like the tsun-tsun

>>29078439
Limestone is a farmer, not trailer trash.

>>29075002
No, it's Sunset. I love magic and strong magic users. I'm completely obsessed with anything that involves magic.

>>29075211
>>29075123
Why does she looked scared in each of these?
Pinkie is kinky.
She would be excited.