WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"Heh... nothin personnel, wagekid..."

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>>29070641

>>29070641
Nyx

>rape

>>29070641
>rape

>>29070652
Does this have any other meaning or is it purely 4chan symbolism?

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>>29070641
"Fluttershy is best pony"

>>29070641
>another shitpost thread

Klutzy draconequus.

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>>29070641
>Bang.

>>29070641
this is so simple that i can't believe this even needs to be said.
"what is friendship?"
"friendship is magic."

>>29070641
horse pussy?

If I meet any of you in the apocalyptic wasteland I'm just gonna keep walking, no way any of you (or I) have any useful survival skills

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>29070679
this isn't ponychan nigger

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>>29070641
Why doesn't Equestria worship Kek?

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Something simple like "Friendship is magic"
or ">rape"

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>>29070780
He's at least represented

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fq2cH5-j6L4

>>29070641
The official phrase for the MLp fandom group is....[\spoiler]

"I just don't know what went wrong!"

>>29070641
You won't meet me, at least not until I loot your corpse for supplies and ensure you will not rise as a zombie. No hard feelings.

>>29070641
Glimmer is best pone

>>29070863
This would make me pull the trigger

>>29070641
Thanks M.A Larson

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>>29070641
>"HI ANON!"

>>29070849
>All is ogre
>A nuclear war broke out and almost everyone in the Earth died
>Some animals live like pretty much nothing happened thou
>The likes of crockroaches, mosquitoes and guess who else?
>Exactly
>Fucking ponies man
>Besides now having a random assortment of colors they still live like nothing happened
>Youre searching for resources and food when the sound of a falling object grabs your attention
>Your white shirt with 3 blue diamonds never really helped much in terms of hiding
>But at least everyone else you encountered has seen that as a way to say that you re not a threat
>Now thinking, you remember traveling with a group for a while
>And they simply opened fire whenever they saw someone wearing full black outfit
>Yea...really lucky...
>Back to the time at hand you already moved in to investigate the sound
>You notice that it was a human messing with some broken scrap and a small white horse filly
>Now looking better it looks more like an alico-
>"Care..foo.."
"Holy fuck it talks!"
>You cover your mouth when you notice you said it out loud
>"Yes Celestia, i m being very carefull, but this is hard you know"
>Noticing that they probably didnt heard you move in to peek again
>Just to instantly lock eyes with the alicorn
>"Anon"
>"What now Celly?"
>She simply points her hoof at a pile of tires
>Which is exactly your hiding spot at this very moment
>Feeling defeated you awkwardly get out of your hiding spot
"Hey"
>The other human looks at you and then to his scrap before looking at you again, multiple times
>After almost half a minute of doing that he simply shrugs and says
>"I just dont know what went wrong"
>You like this guy already
>But before you can think on an answer you notice his face turn into full surprise before seeing the filly running to you
>She jumps to headbutt you but youre able to avoid her head and more importantly her horn
>You cant avoid her bodyslam thou, which somehow sent you flying to a wall and making you pass out instantly

>>29071053
>You feel a massive headache
>Is this really how it ends?
>Fucking hell you thought you could survive enough to grab a normal death by age
>But instead you simply got rammed by a pony
>Fucking A
>You hear some movement close by
>A pair of feet and...hooves?
>They re getting close too
>You try to get comfortable before slightly opening your eyes
>The reddened skies tells you that its sunset or maybe a bit past
>You cant get to a conclusion before your vision gets filled with white
>"HI ANON!"
"Fuck" - you say while scrambling to your feet
>But you feel dizzy from getting up too quickly and fall down again
>The over entusiastic filly is already making progress towards your fallen self
>Great, not only you re dying to a pony but they also waited you to wake up just so you could watch it from a vip seat
>"Celestia, what did i tell you?"
>"soo...y"
>"Give the man some space, he will take the night shift for us afterall"
>You dont remember agreeing to that
>What with all these people trusting their life to you?
>You notice the man looking at you with a piercing glaze as the filly leaves to do whatever
>"So first things first..."
>Dramatic pause for dramatic effect of drama
>"Rarity huh?"
"Huh?"
>"Your shirt, no other reason to use it if you didnt think she was best pony"
>What is this nigga going on about?
>"Personally i always prefeered Derpy myself, but i hope you can be just as generous as your pone and take the night watch for me, for us?"
"Uhh..sure. Hard week?"
>"More like hard everything since the fall, doubt you had it any different since you were alone as well"
>"Dont worry thou, we ll get thru it all"
>Then he gives your shoulder a friendly bump
>"ANON"
>"Oh yea, right"
>Afterwards he introduced himself and Celestia to you
>Aparently he named her after the mlp franchise
>Not only that but she seems to call every single human as Anon from what he told you
>You also told them a bit about yourself to pass the time

>>29070670
Correct

>>29070667
Fluttershy loves Dragon semen.

>>29070641
>WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IN A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST

Good job, too.

RESET THE WORLD

>Before long, night is upon you and they go to sleep
>Since you ve gotten knocked out for most of the day you re not really tired
>The talk you had gave you enough to think while watching the night sky
>Maybe the 'Rarity' shirt also answers why most have been nice to you all this time
>You re not discarding color psychology thou
>Thinking deeply you simply stare at the night sky
>You know you should actually be watching the surroundings
>But its not like anything can just sneak to you withouth making any sound right?
>Just to be sure you look to your right then your left, just to see a small blue filly sitting to your side
>Her eyes dont blink once as she watches the few clouds float along the fabric of space
>No matter how peacefull she looks, you jump and take as much space you can gather from one leap
>How she managed to get to your side withouth you noticing is beyond you
>But after what happened with Celestia you re sorta wary of these horsies
>Finally noticing that you ve moved away she looks at you curiously
>You two start an impromptu stare battle
>Which she cheats by tilting her head, making you jump back again
>She giggles a little, gets up and start walking to you
"STOP!"
>She stops mid-step, a look of alarm and confusion all over her body and face
"You're not going to...like..."
>She sits down a good arm or two away
"Sigh, you know what, whatever, come here"
>You sit back down and she moves to your side again
>You re chill on the outside
>But inside you re sweating bullets
>If she was going to murder you she probably would ve done it already
>Still, nothing like some body contact to make your fears come to life again
>Looking down you see that she s now sleeping on top of your leg
>Only now you notice the wings and horn on her
>Did you really manage to get ptsd from a single pony encounter?
>You release a breath you didnt knew you were holding before relaxing again
>Uncounciosly you start petting the sleeping filly
>Maybe they re not that bad
>Maybe...

>>29071446
>You wake up with a horse belly over your face
>Some time in the night the other guy woke up and gave ya a free pass to go sleep
>If he wanted you any harm he d probly have done so while you were uncouncious
>Still you ve no idea what to think of waking up to this
>You try to lift her off you, but she s heavier than she looks
>So you end up simply rolling her away
>Not long after, she started kicking and searching for something to hold on
>Finding Celestia she quickly moved on to make a pony pile
>"Heh, that s cute"
"...yea"
>"Listen, if you want we can wait for you to grab whatever you had with you and bring here"
"What about..uh...Luna?"
>"Going full canon eh? Dont worry i ll take care of her"
>You think back on the previous day and after not finding anything that could make you wary of what he could have in mind you went back to your temporary vault
>When you were coming back you can see explosions hitting a golden/blue dome
>A bit further in the distance a medium caravann is unloading everything they have in there
>You feel a chill as if something is staring in your soul
>The guns stop blazing and small chit-chat fills the air
>"What is a pony" - someone which voice you recognize shouts
"But a pile of friendship" - you say, completing their phrase
>A shout is heard to lower their guns and they start making their way to you as you go to the camp
>"Dude, long time no see! Nice defensive systems you got there man."
"I ve no idea what you re talking about"
>"A secret huh? Oh well we d keep that secret too if we knew how to do it, that thing was insane"
>When you get close to the camp you see Celestia and Luna ready to go all out
>Their horns are also shining in the same gold and blue hue as the dome before
>Celestia did not even look at you with a face like that before and you still got knocked out
>Not only that but this time its not just the face that s angrier but there s two of them with Luna
>Shits fucked up yo

>>29071663
"I wouldnt get closer if i were you man"
>"Huh? Whats wrong?"
"Well firstly, i dont see the guy who were watching the camp"
>"Oh, he s with you? Damn i was hoping that he was a robber so we could keep him as slave"
"WHAT?"
>"Oi, chill, we ll free him since he s with you homie"
"Thanks, that s brings me to the second thing, i dont think its safe for yall to come close to those ponies for now"
>"They do seem like they want to fight if i ever seen that expression, but they re just ponies man, my men had much worse once, relax"

>Their captain then invited you to catch up in his tent
>Aparently his caravann more than tripled in size since last time you were around
>He got aproximately 200 men now and can raid pretty much anywhere withouth any resistance and in no time
>That sounds like a dream for how things run nowadays
>During one of his stories Celly and Luna rush past the door
>Both of them lock eyes with the captain before charging their horns simultaneously
>With a deja-vú you jump in front of them so the captain doenst have to suffer the same fate as you
>Or maybe a worse fate, no idea what the where going for this time but surely it wasnt impalement
"Im afraid that we may ve overwelcomed our stay already, where s my boi at so i can pick him up?"
>He then tells you where to go but not before joking some more
>You just hope that everything is not as bad as you think it may be
>But as soon you leave the tent you see 4 charred marks in the ground, which probably were the guards
>Not only that but there s a fair amount of burnt ashes around
>Suddently you dont feel so safe with both ponies pressing on your side while walking
>Deep inside you know they did that to protect you two but still
>After freeing your pal you set off to get as far away as possible from the camp
>You fill the details of what happened one to another and both of you agree that they re too dangerous to keep around
>That was until you discovered boops
>But thats another story...
END

>>29071832
Nice story

>>29070641
We would have all died a week ago if Hillary won.
We're save now that literally anyone except her is in office.

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pffftft

>>29072046
>Implying that Vermin Supreme wasnt the best candidate

>>29072745

Obviously we need to write to all of the Electors and promise them free ponies if they elect Vermin Supreme. (It's not corruption, because everyone then gets free ponies.)

>>29070641
>Nuclear holocaust
>Die
>Go to Equestria earlier than expected

>>29072745
who?

>>29070679
>>29070766
Okay? how about;
"Do you want to come inside?"
"I want to cum inside rainbowdash"

>>29070641
>Dying a virgin
>Dying pure for your waifu
Perfect

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false alarm it's fucking nothing

>>29070641
IWTCIRD

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>>29074002
>That like dislike ratio
FIGHT THE POWER

>>29070641
>IF WE MEET IN THE WASTELANDS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69AaPrJe0b8

>>29070667
The Ayatollah of cute and areola

>>29070641
Don't get my hopes up

>right arrow color green rape
>dubs decides best pony