/mlp/ 2016 Secret Santa

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Wrong picture, OP

Can someone explain the tradition of yule log and if anyone actually does that

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>>29065444

>>29065450
It started in the 1800's. Whip cream would be used on the head of the house's dick and the most beautiful female would have to clean it with her mouth before the flame went out on the log,

Dude Christmas is cool

>>29065444
Cute af

>>29065460
Sounds like my kind of tradition

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>>29065450
Well, usually the father of the family goes out into the woods alone to find the chosen tree. It must be a young tree of good quality, free from knots and any sort of rot. Once found, he chops it down with nothing but a hatchet, removing the branches and segmenting the trunk into equal arm length portions. Splitting the logs slightly, the father then sprays his seed into the slit, thus giving life where it was taken away. He returns to his home, now with a bundle of "yule logs", ready to be tossed on the fire and enjoy the crackling sound of his semen popping against the flames.

>>29065444
Trips speak nothing but truth. We have to play along the rules set by recent memes.

>>29065489
I suddenly have a throbbing urge to prepare a yule log. Christmas is fucking magical.

>>29065528
>>29065489
>>29065460
christmas is a hell of a drug

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>>29065548
you know whats a hell of a drug..............................................Cocaine

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>>29065250
Let me just repost my reply so it's more visible in this thread, in case you missed it.

Thank you so much, I really love everything.

And thanks for that tip! I had a few snickerdoodles already without doing so, and found them perfectly good as they were, but I'll try that too. Thank you!

OH shit my package arrived today.
Also the hell happened that last thread?

>>29065489
You asshole, i genuinely belived that bs untill the dick came into play

Thanks for the laugh

>>29065706
Tripfags ruined Christmas

>>29065706
Trust me you don't want to go there, let it die with the old thread

Austin whitewater

>>29065718
Figures

>>29065706
Tripfagging and namefagging

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>>29065718
>>29065722
>>29065724
AMIDOINITRITE

>>29065724
Not even once

>>29065706
Faggots like you happened

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>>29065744 here
one more try. i failed last time

>>29065706
Look what you've fucking done. Namefigs ruining another thread

>>29065765
Da name fags are tak'n our jhabs and rape our wymn

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And so it begins. The wallets shall cry in agony, the wishlists will be fulfilled. Rent will be skipped. Gabe shall be pleased
the sale officially starts on the 22nd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2MDtWu5t0

>>29065780
>tfw cucked by a sheepfucker

>>29065784
This reeks of reddit, also
>wallet raped by a $6 purchase
Does mommy not give a good exchange rate on GBP?

>>29065803
>Only buying a single game during the sale
>not falling to temptation and buying the entire steam game catalog

>>29065765
>>29065754
>>29065724
>>29065719
>>29065718
Kiwifag and Santa Pone should be the only two name fagging. Hell they have been doing it nearly two months and the salt is happening just now. Which little anon got triggered by some anons having fun? Fucking cucks

>>29065765
Triggered faggots ruined this and the previous thread. We were doing just fine in for the last month and year before.

>>29065784
God have mercy on your wallet.
This is why I play fre..I mean retro games.

>>29065821
Why the hell does kiwifag need one? Santa and Snowfall yes, him no

>>29065835
Isn't Kiwifag like Santa Pone's head elf or something. Was established last year

>>29065821
>Namefag defense force begins rolling out
Shits like Kiwi and Fire have no business namefagging. The organizers, sure, but the rest of them literally just want to be special little snowflakes.

>>29065835
Snowfall aka a grinch from last year.

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This is goodbye, you guys. I wanted to thank you all, every last one of you, for all the years of companionship you provided me. You are my family and I love you guys sincerely, honest and true, from the bottom of my heart. I wish you the best in your futures and I hope fate treats you kindly. If there's an Equestria somewhere in the universe I would like to dream we could meet there someday. <3

>>29065882
you aint goin nowhere nigga, it aint christmas yet. This is not an option.

>>29065882
Bye, faggot.

>>29065882
Good riddance

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>>29065882
but anon

>>29065893
Just let them go.

>>29065910
>>29065897
this used to be a nice thread

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>>29065821
>>29065835
We should be thankful for all the cool people we get to share the ride with. We can go back to bitching about namefags and tripfags in the new year but for now let's just share a drink and look forward to everyone opening their presents.

Speaking of which I 'm super nervous about my giftee getting my gift. I think he'll like it but I want to know for sure. The wait is fucking killing.

>>29065882
If you get to Equestria please tell Celestia to smack you in the face for being such a fool.

>>29065882
Get back here faggot it's Christmas

>>29065882
Man, don't pull this shit right now. Even if I have no idea who you are, know that I appreciate you. Like legit. And that probably sounds meaningless coming from a stranger, but legit I do. And a lot of other folks do, despite what you might think.

So at least wait till Christmas here, eh?

>>29065882
What, are you dying or something?

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>>29065882
Nice try, you're not getting out of sending your santee their present that easy

This thread was a mistake

Stop giving that faggot the attention they want. You know they're not going anywhere.

>>29065882
This anon >>29065945 said it best but I would like to add one small thing.
If you get to hell before me I will crush your skull so hard It'll cause a black hole thus fucking up all of hell. Then I'll kick you in the nads.

>>29065950
What is that creature?

>>29065969
>Not witnessing Immortan Celestia

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>>29065969
In the season 8 finale, Celestia gave up her princesshood after all the fuel in equestria was used up. The then decided to start up a breeding fortress in the middle of the australian desert and is currently chasing down Luna with some pregnant mares and some random stallion whos family was murdered
Season 9 was kind of shit after that though

>>29065984
I mean, how could you really top Octavia strapped to the front of a car with her flamethrower cello?

>>29065984
Is Nolan making a new dark knight? Bane is looking a little sickly

>>29065998
4u

>>29065977
>>29065984
Holy shit that sounds sweet. Does Twilight get tied to the front of a warmachine?

WITNESS THESE DUBS /mlp/

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>>29065995
yeah but they lost a good chance to have Vinyl as her backup on the giant speakers
>>29066015
naw, for some reason they decided to make her a breeder, but Pinkie was witness. RIP ponk. we hardly knew ya.

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>>29066022

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>>29066022
Well a few generations of irradiated Ponk babies pronking around the wasteland sounds pretty fun at least.

>>29065882
please send me an email at [email protected] if you want to talk

>>29066046
what the fuck

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>>29064567
>>29064717
>>29064764
>>29064805
>>29064822
>>29064828
>>29064830
>>29064835
>>29064843

>>29065706
This

>>29066113
kek

Damn, I missed a whole fucking thread. Jesus Christ. Oh and I namefag cause I work for the gubberment and I can answer questions about your postal needs. I namefag to help others. And yeah, I skimmed most of the last thread and felt I had to explain my faggotry.


Also Zach D, of MI, your main part of your present is ordered and being shipped to me. I expect it within the next week hopefully. I'm really sorry I'm late with your package. I've just been so busy with work, but I promise you I'm not grinching you. The wait will be worth it. Also you're now gonna recieve a 2 part gift as I fucked up and ordered something off amazon that I didn't realize would get here till mid January. It doesn't help I sent it to myself instead of you. But I promise you I will get it to you. I feel bad for making you wait like this. I hope my gift is worth the wait.

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>>29066022

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>Only cardslut's card has arrived
>Only two people have posted the cards you sent
M-maybe next year.

>>29066254
>none of the cards you sent have been posted
>only got one card from cardslut
the pain is real

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>>29066214

>>29066254
>>29066271
I didn't even get a card from cardslut. I don't want to hear your complaints.

>>29066254
Last year, the only card I got didn't arrive until Christmas Eve and no one posted any of the three cards I made.

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>>29063042
Glad you got it, I really hope you'll enjoy everything inside!!

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>>29066172

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>>29066254

Maybe one of my lewd guess the pony cards got caught up in customs and you'll have some explaining to do soon.

>>29065863
He is.
>>29065821
Dudes, it doesn't really matter. Thread quality doesn't drop just cause people namefag. Jesus.
>>29065835
Aww. Also, it's rather surprising that Santa Pone doesn't secure trip, honestly, but their choice if they want to or not.
>>29065882
Dude, no. Never give up! Send me an email if you need someone to talk to, I swear, we'll all get through this together.
>>29065910
>>29065897
Sincerely, fuck you.
>>29065867
HINDOT KA, PAANO MO NALAMAN? PINADALA KO NA ANG ATRASO KO SA SANTEE KO LAST YEAR!

FUCK YOU, HOW'D YOU FIND OUT? I ALSO ALREADY SENT MY SANTEE FROM LAST YEAR HIS GIFT.

>>29066360
I'm happy to send you a card. Just send an email to santa with some info and I'll make one for ya!

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This photo collage software is shit but todays card is based as fuck, Thanks Mat R, though now I dont know how to put it on display because of fecking cadence

>>29066254
I get only one card beside cardslut, and posted only envelope, because want to open them all on Christmas.

And on the other side none of my cards was posted too.

>took package to post office and they wouldn't accept it because the barcode was printed on lined paper
just fuck my shit up.

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>>29065444

sent out 3 cards, the hype is real

>>29065784
nonono i got a car to fix! fug!

>>29065821
pretty much this

>>29065882
hey you that cuck from last thread who was at that office party that went to shit?

>>29065933
dubs for truth

>>29066254
last year i sent out 5 cards and not a single anon posted their pics. its like fuck i dont expect anything in return but at least acknowledge that you got them.

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Buckle up!

>>29065863
I think that was just a friendly joke, he doesn't really do anything besides bump the thread at kiwi hours and answer questions when Santa isn't around. Which is helpful and everything but the trip is kinda unnecessary.
I don't get all the hate for it though it's not a big deal if a few people use them.

>>29066981
Why the fuck would you print it on lined paper?

>>29067205
Literally only had 2 sheets on plain paper in my house (and even those had stuff on the other side) and the order required 3 sheets. 2 barcodes and the proof receipt. In the end the receipt was on the plain paper and one of the barcodes was on lined.

It doesnt matter anyway because that wasn't actually the problem. The barcode wasn't scanning so I bought some paper (500 sheets even thought I need only 1) and reprinted the code and took it back. Still wouldnt scan. Turns out it was because I payed via paypal and theres a different procedure for that.

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Look what i just got

>>29067253
>Wild pacific salmon
Cook that shit up faggot!

>>29067258
I hope there is no actual fish in there

Gonna be an akward unboxing

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>>29067298
>>29067258
He;s probably just fishing for attention.

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>almost finish plushie
>1st time sewing plushie
>prepare something extra basing on his wishlist
>hope anon will like it

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>>29067468
Good luck anon, I'm sure he'll love it. It can't be any worse than my first attempt.

>>29067626
ed......ward......

>package delivered
>no news from giftee

MICHAEL FROM GERMANY WHERE ARE YOU

>>29067666
Business in Lugano, Switzerland. I also know that a packet and also two cards have arrived.
Should I open it, when I come home this Friday or wait?

>>29067432
Damn it Dashlos. You have to go back.

>>29067702
Aaah awesome ! No you can open it on Christmas if you want but keep the package in a not too hot place (I spoil a little but there's chocolate in it )

>>29066893
Damn I shoulda signed up for cards. They look like way more fun then actual gifts!

>>29067626
she looks like a pony foetus.

>>29067253
>Wild Pacific Salmon
I'd recognize that box anywhere. Glad it made it. Hope you like fish. :^)

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Thanks so much for the card Nick! You draw a very cute Trixie! Happy holidays, friend!

>>29067919
missed it yesterday but they came later today

i wonder what's inside the taxes been pretty high on that package

>>29067935
Yeah I saw you missed it yesterday, work for UPS so been hawking on it hard.

How much did you pay, for curiousity's sake? Gotta get my ass back to work tho, won't be back around for prolly 5-6 hours

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Allen O
I got a box from you today! Shall I place it under the autism tree? Anything perishable inside?

>>29067943
You have a Key Smart! How is it? I've thought about getting one.

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oh gosh, i'm suddenly super nervous

>>29067948
I like it. Very compact and it hasn't fallen apart or anything and I've had it almost 2 years now. Would recommend.

>>29067941
about 50 euros, i thought you made me pay the delivery my self at first
but i don't know shit about international shipping and taxation of goods from outside germany

have fun at work and thanks again

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So this came today. I have a feeling I know who sent it...

>>29067970
Gotta think up an alternative meaning to that acronym when you wear that shirt around family.

>>29067980

Why?

>>29067996
Well I guess you don't have to if you don't mind revealing your power levels

>>29067980
I Wish Three Chickens In Rainbow Dash

>>29068004
Or you can just not wear the damn thing at all

>>29067980
I Went To Canada I Really Derped

>>29068010
blasphemous

>>29067996
Conservative christian family of mine won't be having a shirt with Me wanting to cum inside poners.
>>29068011
Works for me.

Also loving the daki in its nude glory.

>Term papers, final exams, and work have been keeping me busy lately
>Haven't had time to finish cards or send my gift
>Finals are finally over but now my ass is stuck at the DMV and I'll probably be here till I have to go into work

I just want to work on my cards and send my gift is that too much to ask for?

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[scared]

>>29068062
JB of TX? If that's you, then that goes with your present

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>>29068075
Yep, guess I should have turned that bag around so it would have been more obvious it was me. You really weren't kidding when you said you'd spoil me.

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>>29068088
Man, your Santa really went all out and got you A NEW CAR

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>>29068160

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>>29068160
>not a Skoda Octavia

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>>29068046
Same. Along with a few small finals and work, added with my compulsive "put things off"-ness. Im cranking out my cards immediately and doing nothing else until they're done.

You can do it, anon.

>>29068210
I plan on working on the cards tonight after work and all of my free time tomorrow too! I want to send these out already and make an anon's day

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Hooray, I got my second card today (my first was from CardSlut - much appreciated!)

The front looks lovely, with one of my favorite ponies. And what a question to ponder...why didn't Rarity get a good nights sleep?

Fucking hell i hate hermes, postal delivery compeny in germany, every one hands your shit directly to you except those faggots

Just left for work and saw not only cardsluts envelope but also shit i ordered for my santee sitting on the stairs

Venus prepare your anus gonna send your stuff tomorrow probably not tho cuz i will over sleep but eventually

>>29068306
>when you fucked up your spoilers

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>>29068285
...

>>29067970
>that daki
>that shirt

All of my want.

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>>29068285
>>29068316
Curse you Luna, and you are my favorite princess too!
Thanks for the card, Anon!

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I received my santa's tracking number for my package and Im waiting for my cards.

Pic related how i feel every day.

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>>29068171
You're not wrong. It's clearly [Spoiler] best [/Spoiler] pone car. Take an edit

>>29068314
know your feel

>>29068316
I really want to see the uncencored version.

>>29067956
Got a 15 minuter

Yeesh that comes out to about 60 Canadian dollaridoos. Not quite sure what German customs' policy is on how much they charge, but basically if the total value of the items in a package is over a certain amount and has to go through the border, it gets hit with duty and taxes, which is what you had to pay. I didn't dare lie and undercut the value below the minimum, because if customs got wind they'd probably put up a shitwall on the box. Still, all things considered, that package got there pretty damn smoothly. That wasn't the price of the shipment though, I assure you I paid for that.

I asked Santa to pass this along, but just in case, don't forget that looking at the invoice on the box will spoil what every item is. That's your call, but just thought I'd remind you. Don't be a stranger when you open it up doe.

>>29067943
Yes, I would open it up!
There's some goodies inside for eating!

>>29065444
you stop that. I'm no flutterfriend but I feel bad for the flutterfriends that are annoyed by this meme.

>printer broke
>decided against my better judgement to trust walmart to print my cards
>they fucked up and misprinted every one so they had several inches of white stripe on the side, like my images got pushed to the left and cut off.
>try to get it fixed get told 'sorry you have to just place the order again'
They better do it right the second time or I'm going full retard on them for reimbursement and gift cards and shit

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Got this in the mail.
Wut?
It doesn't even say who is from.
Hue either way.

>>29068998
Or just buy a new printer and do it yourself rather than trusting herpaderps who are getting paid dirt and dont give a shit.

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>>29069061
I also got this. Thank you Nick. Love the smell of marshmallows and I fucking love Reese's. Also the foil Rarity CCG card is really neat.

>>29069061
>not knowing the drama of Purple Tinker

What are you, some kind of newfag?

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>>29069076
Holy fuck. Didn't notice how shit that came out.
>>29069079
I know who he is. I refuse to believe it was actually him who sent me a card.

>>29068512
Yeah got that mail but didn't think about it once i took the package inside but i only saw a small portion where i could read "quantity" so i ain't spoild my seld just yet

Didn't mean to accuse you here like i said first thought but than i remembered the mail referring to the whole taxation deal

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Thanks anon! The cookies smell amazing and I love the card! The magnet is really neat and will have a nice home on the refrigerator. Thanks again, anon! I hope your holiday is awesome and full of pone!

>>29068998
Nigga I would have told them to redo it if they fucked up. They shouldn't charge you again because they couldn't get it right

>>29069264
this, honestly.
>>29069143
those cookies are amazing

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Thanks Nick and......Purpletink?

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>>29069120
If you're worried your tone came off as accusatory, don't be. It wasn't. Probably my bad, I have this tendency to let my fingers fly and write too much, and without a voice to give my words some tone, it just means more message to be misrepresented. Hope you like your stuff though, I don't know when the unboxing thread is supposed to be (and if anyone does know feel free to field that one for me) but I hope to see you there.

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Oh wow, anon! This package was all ponified! Thanks a bunch for the cd! What's all this cool stuff? I guess we'all find out together...

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1st envelope contains an awesome pinkie card with some fun drawings and kek writings. Haha thanks!

Brian M. of latecomers,

I just got done with finals so I've been procrastinating on getting things together for you. Your gift might be slightly late but I assure you you won't be getting grinched.

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The 2nd envelope contained a 2nd pinkie card...but wait...it's a pop up! Awesome! Also, I totally remember you from nmn (thanks for the note!) and I'm totally down to get drinks! I'll be at nmn next year too so hopefully I'll see ya there!

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Aaaaaand the 3rd envelope!
The note is super cute and feelsy! I love it! Very touching
>n-no homo
Also thank you so much for the awesome stickers of some of my favorite poners! I wasn't expecting all this cool stuff, I dunno what to say. Thank you anon! I hope to see you at nmn (or trot con or bronycon) next year! I hope you have an amazing xmas!

>>29069508
Yeah got the same issue i usually trie to use smileys and stuff but i don't wanna get those you's

The unboxing is on the 24, wasn't it?
In anycase you gonna see me there

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This wait to open my gifts is killin me

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>>29069661
you might want to open it now. the semen might go bad

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You sadisic madman you're going to make me kill all of these sticker pones just to open the package.

>>29069906
at least sweetie will live, unless you open it from the side or something

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>>29069906
Sadistic* fuck.

HOLY FUCK THAT'S A BIG SUN.

Luna died in our attempts to open it like regular people, so I just said fuck it and cut it open.

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D E M O N S P A W N
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S
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>>29069661

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>>29069971
Ah man thanks so much Fireking! I have very thoroughly enjoyed this card, hopefully as much as you had drawing best baby on the back.

>>29070004
I'm glad you like it! i didn't remember most of what i wrote on it thanks to sickness are the protests still going on down there?

>>29070020
The protests died down a long time ago, everyone's all focused on the flood repercussions and recovery and stuff.

>>29070041
all two of the BLM supporters here are acting up so I got curious. Your police scanners are much more entertaining than mine.

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Thank you Nick and Jess for the adorable card, the candy, and everything! Somehow the bracelet just fits (hooray, I have the wrist of a child! ). I will never be able to wear it in public but I love it all the same. Happy holidays!

>>29070076
das a nice fluttershy drawing. Teach me your ways nick and/or jess

>>29070076
>not wearing it in public
come on anon, you gotta represent

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>>29067924
>>29069094
>>29069479
>>29070076
I'm really glad you guys like it, I was worried to say the least. I hope you all have a merry Christmas you beautiful people you

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CardSlut I am one person why does the box of cookies you sent me weigh almost as much as my australian shepherd???

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>>29070277
...because I may have baked a lot and over did it?

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>>29070297
Welp. Guess I'll be having cookies for dinner all this week! The shortbread is delicious by the way.
Thank you for all the sugar!

>>29070325
I'm so glad you like them! Enjoy!

>>29070325
he wants to get down your thick chimney.

>>29070383
What a ho ho ho

>>29070325
fuck, i want a box full of hopefully not cummy cookies!

>>29070453
Oh god the /fit/ brownies

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>>29070414

>>29070465
Do I want to know?

>>29070548
>/fit/ has a meetup
>someone brings brownies
>consumed by all
>in the thread afterwards he reveals his secret ingredient

>>29070567
I'm pretty sure that was /k/

>>29070571
Yeah it was a /k/ meetup.

Oh. Well it looks like I was mistaken.

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>>29070548

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Got another card today! Wasn't feeling the best considering recent events, but looking at this autism really warmed my heart. Thanks, Allen!

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>wanted to make extra fancy cards for my Anons
>bought all the stuff I needed weeks in advance
>had to work a shitton more because half of my colleagues called in sick or because they kids got sick
>think: It will be fine. Maybe they will be away for maximum a week
>most of them stayed home for almost three
>mfw
Now all my cards wont look as fancy as I planned them to, but they will be late too.
Sorry, mates.

>>29065706

Oh good, hopefully everything made it there in one piece

Fucking earthquakes

I just want to let my coloradofriend cardfag that sent me a blind box chrysalis to care for, I received your card. pics are in last thread, thank.

>>29065433
I sent my packages a little late, but tthey should still arrive before christmas. Enjoy the dutch candy, Anons

>>29070715
I still think that salted licorice is a bit strange.

>>29070736
Eh, I grew up in the Pennsylvania Dutch regions. Salted and sanded candy, deviled eggs, and ham pot pie are everyday foods.
I sent some sanded candy, a chocolate deviled egg, and chocolate covered pretzel sticks to both my assignments.

>>29070754
>chocolate deviled egg
A what

>>29070767
A. deviled egg shaped piece of chocolate.

>>29070715
Where they headed to?

>>29070774
One goes to Oklahoma City, and the other to someplace in East Haddam Connecticut.

>be me
>behind on all my shit but I can still make it work.

I'm gunna be cutting it really close, but I should be able to get it delivered by xmas

>>29070908
You're literally me.
Let's procrastinate until its too late, Anon!

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I recieved a card yesterday, couldn't post before.

Thanks a lot anon!
It was a delight to read, view and spread glitter all over the place!

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>>29070908
I have to send my stuff out on Monday. I hope it arrives on time.

>>29070908
Same. Planning to send it out Tuesday, which is literally the latest I possibly can without paying >$100 for shipping.

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Heads up to two Filipino anons. I've sent your gifts yesterday and they'll probably get there today or the next two days. Santa has the tracking numbers.

sorry if i didnt meet your expectations

Also i don't read the comics so I don't know if that's a good one. That's the only comic I found with RD on the cover.

>>29071063
That's a fun comic. It has a bunch of great art by Sara Richards in the middle of it.

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>>29068306
I think it's safe to assume it's referring to me
I'll be looking forward to it. Thanks anon.

>>29071076
Ah yes I saw that. I also found out there's an alternate cover art for this issue but I picked this one. I could've picked both but I see no point buying the same comic twice.
yes, i'm this new to this comic thingy

>>29070942
Well? Which pony is it?

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I was surprised to see this oddly dragon dildo shaped package after I already got my Secret Santa package from someone else. I can confirm this is from someone in the secret Santa, but am I allowed to open it or not?

>USPS says Sam M 's card arrived today
>be excited to see their reaction
>get home
>they haven't posted it


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Bumping for justice. I will open my box Christmas Day

About a week until Hearth's Warming Eve, step up on mailing those cards and packages, Anons!

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>>29071761
>About a week until Hearth's Warming Eve
can't wait

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>>29065433
Hey, FYI, some /b/irdshit in the 'confession' thread says he's got some ebin ruse planned to sabotage this shit.

Probably baiting but just letting you know now.

>>29071840
Yea I call bullshit on that. No clue how they'd be able to sabotage

>>29071840
It was probably the fag that started copying the main namefags of this thread.

>>29071840
Can you show evidence please

>>29071862


>>29071438

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Hey Viet from LA I got your package earlier today. Great job on the wrapping haha. I'm going to wait till Christmas to open it.

>>29071927
Well then, I wonder how they're going to be doing it. I hope no one else got their hands on the google doc and is leaking addresses

>>29071945
I could think of a few ways.
>Steal google docs
>phish for email addresses
>steal emails
>become a fake namefag

You and Santa Pone should really consider making a trip. Email each other what your trip is so we all know who is legit or not.

I hope it doesnt come to that, but you know how butthurt autists can get.

>No fun allowed.

>>29071954
Or just sign up with a bunch of fake names so people get grinched

>>29071954
Going to email them now about trips

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J.A of Ohio I hope your parents were not the ones who found your package first. It would be a disappoint to mom and dad that their 22 year old son would get such a present.

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Trixie Trap here, thanks for the card! Made me smile.

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>>29072026

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>>29072034
>Thinkpad
Nerd

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Glitterbombing Canadian friend, thank you for the card. The only gripe I had was all the glitter. My puppers had fun rolling their selves in it. I will be having fun later tonight having sexual thoughts about Soarin's horse dick going up my!

Also, I got a text message from my neighbor that I've got a packet from LBC, a local courier company. I sincerely hope nobody's taken a sneaky-peak. Will post pics later.

>>29072026
>>29072034
did you actually cut up a comic to make this?

>>29063016

Sweet, my pleasure anon.

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Chakalyn I just shipped your package at 4 in the morning. Get hype!

>>29072176
Oh shit that must be from me. So apparently I now know who you are, Snowfall. >>29072164 is a giveaway that you're a Soarin fag.

Btw the LBC pouch is kinda translucent so they might take a peek. There's nothing questionable in it tho sadly

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>>29069958
>That's a big sun
For you.

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>Come home at 5am
>Forgot to check the mail before i went into work
>See this
Wew, thanks Nick.

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>>29072448
>mfw i fucked up opening it and accidentally sliced the card a little
Im a dummy

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>>29072454
This card is 2cute. Thanks again, merry Christmas lad.

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>website I brought the spaghetti from wont fuck off and just spam messages me all day
>get awkwardly relevant email
Gee I really fucking hope not myprotein.

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Thanks for the card, awesome anon!

Super cute :3

>>29072500
That's comfy as hell

>>29072500
glad you like it buddy. whats that blue cthulhu-looking thing?

>>29072500
That's a cute card! 10/10

>>29072541
That's a woolen octopod thing my gf made me a while back.

There is also an actual chibi-cthulu next to it!

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>>29072558
Shit forgot photo

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Also phone charm version!

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>>29072496
>Sends shitload of spaghetti
>Gets sent spam of spaghetti
I suppose revenge is a dish best served al dente

>>29065984
My favorite part was when you see Immortan Celestia's warboys drinking Fausticorn's milk to grow strong. It was a strange scene, but felt so right.

>>29071939
USPS has done well, it was a pleasure making all of it for you, will see you in the unboxing bread, take lots of pictures!

Hope my anon hasn't died. I don't think I heard anything from my santa yet... Hope I don't get grinched, that'd be pretty saddening.

When you see this Kiwifag someone wants you dead

>>29073062
What did he mean by this?

>>29073107
see
>>29073035

>>29073114
I hope my anon gives me the gift of deaths sweet release this holiday season

>>29069573
It's all good mate. I'm in the same boat right now, so I'll be rushing to finish my giftees stuff on Monday

>>29071117
FUCK
im sorry, i knew it, the package will go out tomorrow when i come home from work
damn nightshift is killing me here but i hope it wiill be worth the wait

>>29071954
he probably just signed up and ain't sending a package
le ebin troll, the cucks left on /b/ got no edge anyway

>>29073122
thats what my anons getting.

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>>29066893
Glad it arrived ok. Happy Hearths Warming!

>>29073114
That anon doesn't seem like he's in the holiday spirit

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This arrived for me the other day. Anon from Norfolk did you eat some of the card? what are these bite marks from?

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It looks like the Chinese may have wronged me.

I may have to end up just sending my santee a steam card.

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This came in the mail!

>>29072239
Yeah, i always order doubles.

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>>29073379
Thanks Anon! I like how the card is custom made!

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I also got my gift today!

>>29073114
Well damn, who did I make so salty?

>>29073585
Some blank flank that doesn't like name friends

>>29073585
you remember the car that almost hit you?
no coincidence, he's on to you

>>29068506
Me 2

>>29073585
Just some autist. Nothing to worry about.

Tristan from OR. I sent yours out yesterday. The fedex guy asked if I wanted a smaller box and then he straight cut it up and folded it. Rip candy ass.

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I got it I got it I got it
It's super good and I love it a lot and I already ate the vinyl one because I couldn't help it.
Thank you so much anon and now I'm hoping my super mediocre card can make you smile half as much as this made me smile

Here's to hoping the two cards I sent are received today. Here's to hoping my giant package has been delivered.

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>>29073865
>giant package

Bumping for posting cards full of art

>saw an Amazon package get delivered on my security cam
>check amazon, none of the stuff I've ordered recently is marked delivered
>wasn't my crutchfield order either
Was it you cardslut?

>>29074275
Nope nope. Wasn't me this time.

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>>29074328

>>29074372
It's okay Miata, just remember you are the best

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I got a cute little hamster Maud in the mail earlier, I'm not gonna post pics until Christmas though.

Thank you so much anon

>>29074417
Except in a divegrass match against pone and >RAPE.

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Just came in. I love it, Fireking.

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>>29074577
>tfw phoneposting

>>29073310
That happened to me last year. It took longer then they said. I asked them about it and they just said "plz no bad review" and refunded me. Even though I didn't ask for a refund. I got it in the mail still a week later.

>>29074577
>>29074583
and just in time too, Im sending you your card, Fireking and my gift for my anon.

>>29065433

a job

any job that doesn't involve selling my own asshole to some 60+ years old gay man

I just want to eat

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>>29073429
Im ordering doubles right now.

>>29074755
Check'ed so fabulous

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>>29074755
WITNESSED

Equestrian Psycho staring rarity when?

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Playing with these shrinky dinks Cardslut sent me. You can only color twilight, pinkie, dash, and some weird background pony. Also they only give you 4 colors so I can't make my waifu but it will still be a good time. Seriously why did they include brown?

>>29074867
It's for the mud horse.

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>>29074867
The markers are really light on this plastic...But time to bake I guess?

>>29074903
Kek

>>29074970
Shake n bake.

>>29071840
No one in /b/ has the ability to do anything other than shitpost

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>>29074970
Always time to bake.

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>5 business days until christmas.
>Still haven't heard from my santa or giftee

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>>29074970
Oh dang that's a tiny pony

>>29075029
Nice

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>>29075050

>>29073252
That looks like a part of it got caught in the sorting machine. Sorry that happened to you, but shit gets caught in it all the time. You got lucky though. Usually it's worse than that.

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>tfw you get one of your letters sent back because you got one number wrong in the street address

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>>29072262
>>There's nothing questionable in it tho sadly
>TFW your neighborhood is Solid North/Marcos fags
>Truggured
Also, If you've figured out who I am, hush. I'll bribe you with drinks in January if you keep hush. Nasa QC kasi ako sa 16 to visit my sister, she's also a QC fag, eh.

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>>29073252
Here's the inside, thanks Norfolk anon, made me kek.

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>>29075257
oh shucks totally forgot about that. I hope the christmas card didn't get tagged as propaganda/subversive material

No problemo, your secret's safe with me

>>29075296
Not that it's news to them, being that I already spent jail time for being subversive back in 2013.

>>29075293
>angry cause no gay pride parades this month
We had a remembrance for Pulse nightclub though don't be sad LGBTQ+@XLGRE horse!

>>29073252
>>29075293
For a minute I was about to blame my asshole cat but glad it arrived atleast :) gg on not being an asshole about it unlike the other guy

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A pastel equine covered package arrived from Germany yesterday. Love the wrapping paper can't wait to see what's inside on Christmas

Is Jake B still around? If the spaghetti has actually made him lurk these threads more I might actually send him something else
Or yknow, just more spaghetti

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>anon said he was going to send multiple boxes and gifts
>no tracking numbers
>nothing has shown up in the mail
>no contact

I hope you haven't died.

>get off the ride around the time Friendship Games came out
>come back for old times sake
>see this thread
>people are actually loving
>people are actually tolerating
>see these cookies
>>29069564
What is this, 2012? What the fuck is going on here? And why am I crying?

>>29075854
Friendship.

>>29075854
Dude, welcome back.
We've missed you.

>>29075854
Where the fuck were you faget? We've been here all along.

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>>29075854
Welcome back

>>29075907
The show just got boring for me. I did pop in and tune in one more time when I heard about Zephyr Breeze and told you guys how much I could relate to it. The response, of course, was to kill myself. I also checked in with Ponychan and told them how relateable I found it, and they were kind of amused. I figured I should try posting on Ponychan if I ever got back into the show. I haven't gotten back into the show, though, and this is my first time on a pony-related board since.

>>29075912
>image macros
God, yes, it's been too long.

>>29069479
Does Purpletinker actually post here?

>>29075854
We missed you faggot <3

>>29075931
Dude, wherever you post, just know that we care about you, and are happy for your happiness.

Even if it's, you know, on Ponychan.

>>29075937
No, a friend made those cards.

>>29075931
We'll always be here to berate you on everything you say or do, but we also care about you

So if you ever plan on coming back just know, we miss you faggot

>>29075942
>>29075967
Thanks, guys. I appreciate the kindness.

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Oh snip snap my Santa gift has arrived! Holy amokes.... do I open it?

>>29074583
>>29074577
I'm glad you love it! RD brings you lots of fresh water for christmas my friend!

>>29076236
I still keep posting these things upside down, damn this phone and it's easy way of picture taking! Wanna thank Zach D. For the gift!

lets hope he didn't accident give me the D for christmass

Finally got all my cards printed! I did end up returning the originally misprinted ones to Walmart for a refund, placed my order again, had 80% of them misprinted a second time, had a disgruntled employee try to tell me it was because I used photoshop to create my images even though I saved each of them as the same size and file type (the only thing their dumb website even took was jpegs) and I have a degree in digital art my files are fine you stupid fat cuck how does their printer even know my files came from photoshop after I uploaded them using their online template it's a problem with the way the machine loads the paper or something, finally convinced pissy minimum wage slave to find me a manager (who was much calmer, nicer, and reasonable), and got refunded for half and allowed to keep the cards because I don't have the damn time to keep trying to get them done.

/end blogpost

EXPECT CARDS