Trixie is skeptical when you said you liked her. How do

>>29057742
I don't. She's right to be skeptical, because I don't like her.

>>29057742
Remove kebab in her name.

>>29057742
Jerk off onto her in the woods.

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>>29057742
I Don't.

I'm too non chalant and nihilistic to put forth an effort.

Bitches like that shit.

Might show her my negging game later, though.

A gimmicky card trick that involves the queen of hearts. Hopefully one that she isn't familiar with.

>>29057742
I give Trixie the loving and show her am very fertile for raise family.

>>29057742
By showing her my Trixie Lulamoon Hair collection.

I categorize them by keratin amount.

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>>29057742
I can't prove it. I don't know how I would have even gotten to the point of being friends with here, never mind saying I liked her. I can't into conversations

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>>29057742
>rape

>>29057742
I don't. If she's not interested in accepting my advance then I'm not going to waste my time jumping through hoops for her.

>>29057742
With this:
https://youtube.com/watch/zpOULjyy-n8
That is how.

>>29057742
>rape

>>29057742

"Trixie, why would I lie about something like that to you?"
>You maintain eye contact and try to keep your tone soft
>Her body language opens up a bit more
>You notice her uncross her arms
>"People don't say that to Trixie often"
>Her face drops a bit and her eyes shift towards the ground but you aren't having it
>You sit down next to her just close enough for your shoulders to touch.
"I definitely like you Trixie. If other people don't think the same well, then that is there loss. You're pretty and true to yourself, I really want to get to know you better."
>The felt good to say even if it was a mouthful
>Trixie freeze up for a second
>"D-did you call me pretty?"
>You just nod
>Trixie smiles and leans into you close
>You wrap your arm over her shoulders and hold her in a tight embrace

>>29057742
By playing her a song that comes from the very depths of my heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs926AIL-ck

>>29057781
kys

>>29059060
calm down, underage

i'll show you a card trick later or something

bitches love those

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Sent dat' bitch a smiley face;
Bitches love smiley faces.

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Make her remember.
https://youtu.be/wBMOc24_aIw

>>29057742
I know it's not said nearly at all, but thank you for using proper grammar in this bullshit prompt.

>>29057742
By kissing all up and down those legs, my god.

>>29057742
Claim her by fucking her by the bonfire in front of everyone else and seal our love by cumming into the fire.

>>29059323
I want Trixie to wrap her Great and Powerful Thighs around my waist while we make love in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

And hand-holding. That's the most important part.

>>29059484
Holding hands is among the most innocent displays of affection, and I applaud you for loving your waifu.

>>29057742
By singing to her the Russian national anthem while drunk on vodka

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>You wave a thin branch out of the way as you wade through darkness to the campfire.
>This summer camp has been utter shit. Bugs flying in your face and food. In your bootyhole too when you go to take a shit in an already devasted port-o-john.
>Mother Nature hates your ass, and it couldn't be more obvious,however...
>As you near the circle you see a familiar blue girl that brings a smile to your face. Dashfags get out.
>Trixie notices your arrival, and crosses her arms and legs, with a frown.
>Her Tsundere attitude turns your inner(not really inner) weeb on so much!
>Taking a seat next to her, you lightly bump shoulders with your silver haired object of affection, only to be replied to with her scooting away.
"?"
>"Hmph!"
>She turns her nose up.
>You narrow your eyes suspiscously, and lean towards her.
"Wait,are you mad at me?"
>"Trixie refuses to answer such a stupid question!Especially when you know the answer!"
>Is that a yes or no?
>She glares at you as you sit there confused.
>"The answer is yes!"
"For what though? What did I do?!"
>Keep in mind you two spergs are whispering making these extreme ass gestures.
>People are used to the two of you by now so it's given as much attention as background characters in an anime.
>"You don't love Trixie! You've proved your disdain for your idol this whole trip!"
>You double-take.
"Carrying your things, feeding you, BATHING you, reading you bedtime stories, and serving as your slave for nothing more than a peck on the forehead or a five second hand touch isn't enough?"
>Does this make you a cuck?
>"No."
>The bridge of your nose is pinched.
"You always do this shit-"
>"What was that?"
"How can I show you I love you?"
>She glares at you, and looks away. Her mouth curls and twists as if deep in thought.
"Well?"
>She takes a deep breath..
>"...m..ss..."
"?"
>She leans in slightly.
>"E..y..s!"
"What are you saying?"
>"EAT MY ASS!"
>Everyone around the fire stares at Trixie.
>"Tr-Trixie meant to spoiler that."

>>29059749
Go on.

>>29059820
But it's gonna be weird. Plus I'd have to use my own experiences of eating butthole to paint this dirty picture,

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>>29059749
>Anon bathing Trixie
>Trixie demanding her ass be eaten

>>29060140
Kek

>>29057742
A girl like you needs something real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k

>>29060159
/r/equesting green about this

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>>29059749

>>29059749

Meet me behind the canoe shed later

>>29060496

>>29057742
>rape

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>>29057742
I want Russian Trixie to snap my pelvis in two

>>29057758
I understood that reference

>>29057742
Kiss her

>>29064766
Where?

>>29064953
On the tip of her nose

>>29064953
marecock

>>29057742

Bump for more green, this is getting good

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>>29057742
Go full power and defeat the god of destruction

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>>29059284
I member!

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>>29057742
Trixie I lovings you more than I love Vodka.
Okay, not more than Vodka but I loves as much as if you were Vodka.

>>29057742
>Rape

>>29057742
Sniff her feet

>>29064972
that's cute anon

>>29057742
I bump this thread dedicated to her

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>>29057742
I pick her favourite flowers and give them to her along with a letter asking if she'll go out with me.

What does her lips taste like?

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>>29057742
Show her this.

>>29068688
Ego and insecurity

>>29070584
so like rainbow dash?

>>29070584
>>29070762
What if she use her illusion magic to become Rainbow Dash just to fuel her inner ego.

>>29059087
I hope you don't mind.

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I ask her to the fall formal and compliment her dress. Shows off some good cleavage.

>>29057742
I fill her locker with 30lbs of horse shit.
Only the warmest regards from the pooping bandit.

>>29059749
>>"EAT MY ASS!"
>>Everyone around the fire stares at Trixie.
>>"Tr-Trixie meant to spoiler that."

I feel like a spastic for laughing so much at this.

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Force her

>>29057742
Show I can grow potatoes and make vodka.

>>29072581
Very good comrade Anon

>>29072433
I like her panties.

>>29068156
How would you know what flowerd to get?

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>>29073231
Stalk her I'll even buy her her favourite hat.

I can't believe this thread is still up

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>>29073486
Trixie makes thread be up just like dick.

>>29059832
dooo eeeet

What's up her sleeves?

>>29057781
Maybe you could try sending her a smiley face.

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>>29059749
>After a few seconds of akwardness, things go back to normal.
"I don't know Trixie...we've been out here for a few days, without proper showers and such. I mean the most any of us is packing are babywipes..."
>Trixie's bottom lip pokes out.
>"Trixie knew it! You don't love her! A real lover would show utter glee at the prospect of sloathering Trixie's chocolate rosebud in saliva!"
>You suppress a cringe.
"Trixie, it's not a love thing. It's a bacteria thing!"
>"Trixie's bacteria is harmless! Just admit the thought of tongue punching Trixie's Wrinkle Penny makes you wretch!"
"Trixie-"
>Tears form in her eyes.
>Just admit it! You think Trixie's great and powerful Coco Furnace is filthy! You hate it and Trixie!"
>Coco Fur-
>"Maybe Trixie should find another man who will gorge himself on Trixie's Baby Green Sheriff's badge! Someone who can truly appreciate the delicacy of Trixie's Cornish leather donut!"
"Please Trixie. Can you quit calling it all those names? I'm trying not to puke here!"
>She crosses her arms.
>"Mhm. Trixie knew it. You think it's nasty. I bet you do it for the OTHER bitch."
>Trixie chicken necks.
"Other what--?"
>She puts up a finger.
>"Don't play Trixie! Trixie knows you've been eyeing Twilight Sparkle! Everyone at camp wants that THOT!"
>You tilt your head in confusion.
"Where did you learn all these words Trixie?"
>"Mostly Reddit."
>Fucking figures.
>You take Trixie's hands in yours.
"Trixie, baby. I love you girl. You know this. You mean so much to me that words can't explain it! I'd do anything for you!"
>She narrows her eyes, and leans in close.
>"Then eat Trixie's booty like groceries."
>You can feel your face contort into a grimace.
>Trixie's booty must be musky, and sweaty with slight traces of dingleberries tangled in her inner butthair.
>The things we do for love.
"Okay."
>Trixie Squees in contained joy.
>For some reason,Timber Spruce gives you a thumbs up from across the campfire.

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>>29075129
>For some reason,Timber Spruce gives you a thumbs up from across the campfire.
Don't stop my sides hurt

>>29075129
Anon should do this and thrn play the reversal card. Make trixie do something weird / disgusting to prove her love for anon.

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>>29075129
Please don't stop, my sides hurt and it's a good pain.

>>29075129
This idiot, he doesn't even take a handheld bidet camping just in case the imaginary blue narcissist-dere love of his life wants her dirt star tongue bathed.

some day Blue Bidet, someday

I want to finger blast trixie until she's just a drooling mess

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Do you prefer human or pony trixie"
.

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>>29078718
Pony a cute, but the thought of human Trixie being a nerd and total sperg is just too good.

Each time I write this thread goes dead, and I figure it's been pruned by the next day.

>>29078928
I'll always be here lurking, reading any and all beautiful green.

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>>29059060
>>29059139
>being this unaware of sarcasm

Bump for asslicking

Does trixie have the best ass or top 5 ass of all the girls in the series?

>>29073456
Stop forcing your autism everywhere

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>>29080715
No your free tears are delicious...

>>29081364
>U MAD BRO
>>>/cuanto cabron/
And stay there

>>29083019
>Literally saying "U MAD BRO"

You're probably one of or all three things, underage, a Redditfag or a Twilight fag.

>>29083019
>underage
>Redditfag
>Twilight fag

What's the difference?

>>29083441
>I don't know how greentext works

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>>29084501

Great and powerful bump

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>>29083441
The ">" fills the same roll as the quotation marks, so essentially you are saying that they said "Literally saying \"U MAD BRO\"" which is silly, since from the context you are trying to mock them. You should have just posted "Literally saying \"U MAD BRO\"" without the ">"
Ironically >>29083019 does the same thing, quoting >>29081364 as saying "U MAD BRO", but from the context, it's unclear if this was intentional.

>>29085839
>Chinese """"""socialism"""""
Fucking revisionists

>>29085850
Mao was a marx fanboy. They where both violent dicks, but that's the world we live in. Don't know what's up with pic related. I think the top might say friendship is magic, but that's just based on the character for "is" being there. I like to imagine it's china propaganda trying to inspire citizens with beautiful soviet horse.
What's a revisionist?

>>29085911
Deng is a revisionist :^)

Revisionist is a term used by hardline communists to vilify communist with a more reformed orientation.
Like China's semi-capitalism

>>29057742
Try Panty Peeping her and touching her Jiggle Jogglers.

>>29085839
From my professional point of view this is just funny to watch two retards going at it, fighting for internet glory or something.

>>29075129

Toppest of keks.

>>29086259
I agree, and yet, I have come to terms with being yukko;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXNYAJLxHFE

Just talk with her a little bit about it. Have her understand why you like her and just let her take it in. Give it time. If she says no, that's fine. If she says yes, then you've got a winner my friend.

And if all else fails?

>rape

No anon, the thread has spoken, you must prove your love through disturbing sex acts.

Bumpity bumpity bump

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>>29089260
>tfw still waiting for ass eating green.

Her ass is delicious

>>29090362
Good one comrade Anon, good one.

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How do you make trixie happy?

>>29091066
Is eating her ass an option?

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The great and powerful and cute trixie

Trixie needs her shitter tongued.

>>29057742
Cum on her leg

>>29093767
I want to try that for some reason...

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What would trixies side job be if being a stage illusionist didn't pay the bills enough?

Appologys for using cog brony

>>29057742
I launch fireworks and have a grand jingle play when I declare I like her.

>>29095744
>Inb4 prostitute

I'd say she would go back and finish her magic studies in Celestias school. Didn't she used to go there and then drop out?
Smartest move for her would be to finish her education and do whatever powerful unicorns do in Equestria

>>29095744
Rock farming
Retard.

>>29096399
>This

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Post trixie.

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>>29097434

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>>29097434

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>>29097434
>>29097440
>>29097480
The fuck is this shit, post REAL Trixie

>>29097487
this is an eqg board

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEKu8L5UqQ

>>29057742
Press my cock up to her crouch.

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>>29075129
>Hours later after the bonfire, and everyone slithered off to their respectable cabins, you were left in front of a burned out stack of wood.
>"Make sure you come to Trixie's cabin in forty minutes! She needs to prepare for this glorious Salad Tossing! Extra Dressing" She said to you before walking off in her usual fashion model way.
>You're definitely having second thoughts.
>I mean "Extra Dressing"? What the hell does that even mean?!
>You pray Trixie is just cleaning her Dook canoe up for you.
>You gaze at your watch.
"Only twenty minutes left."
>You sigh, putting your head into your hands.
>"Hey! Anon! How's it going buddy?"
>A hand gently pats you on the back, making you jump.
>Timber Spruce eases in next to you with all his ass chin glory.
>"You look a bit down in the DUMPS, friend. Something bothering you?"
>You narrow your eyes at him.
"Nothing worth mentioning. I just kinda wanna be alone soooo, do you mind...?"
>"Don't worry buddy. You're not alone here. I know the look of a man who's face up in rock- BOTTOM."
>Is he doing this on purpose?
"What do you want man? Do you have a fucking problem with me?!"
>He puts his hands up defensively.
>"Not at all bud! I'm just here to give you some support for your upcoming "trial" wink wink."
>Does he know...?
>"She's making you wait while she's freshening up eh? Trust me. It won't be fresh my man."
"Wh-what do you mean? I-I-I don't know what you're talking abou-"
>He puts a hand on your shoulder.
>"It's okay. I heard it at the campfire man. You're going spelunking in a certain magician's Poop Chute?"
"Why are there so many names for an anus?!"
>He pats your shoulder, the touchy feely ass nigga that he is.
>"Let me give you some tips on drilling her Chunky berry forest friend-"
>You stifle the urge to vomit again.
>"First off, keep your eyes closed. You do NOT want to see how that blast zone looks after being out here for so long. Second, breathe with your mouth. Third, DON'T SWALLOW."

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>>29099884
>Why does he know so much about eating the chocolate cake sandwich? GODDAMMIT, NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.
>He sighs after a long winded rimming lecture.
>"You know...All my friends on 8 chan used to fantasize about this you know. We'd spend hours debating how the anuses of fictional characters taste. My favorite was Jade from the Jackie Chan adventures. "Probably tastes like Dim Sum!" I'd type in..."
>He tears up.
>"But you know what? After I got to do it..."
>His bottom lip trembles.
>"It doesn't taste like delicious chinese food Anon. FAR FROM IT."
"Uhhh...okay?"
>He tries to cry into your shoulder, only to get shoved away.
"Keep that gay shit to yourself faggot! I know you fuckos only go there for /zoo/! Kay Why Ess bitch. I got a Girl waiting on me!"
>Like some dogfucker knows about the delicate intracicies of a grill's butthole! How dare he insult the cleanliness of your true love! Just for that you're gonna eat that booty twice as hard! Like Pizza day at school!
>You get up and storm off towards Trixie's Cabin ignoring his cries for you to come back.
>Once there you knock on the door filled with resolve to prove your love for your lady.
>"Come in~"
>Opening the cabin door, you see Trixie in some suggestive night wear.
>DONG EXPANSION DLC INSTALLED.
>Trixie hopes she didn't keep you waiting long...her Gravy mill is readyto be slurped up by her handsome man."
"Uuuurrrp- Y-your man is ready...uuurp..."
>Trixie seductively smiles at you, slowly assuming the position.
>Her light pale blue buttocks glisten even in the limited light of the moon.
>Maybe this won't be so bad?
>You get closer, your face inching closer to your Dung Safari, your breath becoming more ragged and labored.
>"H-ha hah! Stop breathing so hard on Trixie! It tickles her taint! Do it through your nose!"
"Yes darling-"
>DON'T DO I--
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIF"
>BEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOO-
>A mixture of Mustard Gas, Taco Meat, and Paint floods into your nostrils, burning off your nose hairs.
"Jesus christ!"

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>>29099884
>>29099977
Aw yes.

I don't even care about this extermely boot-lickin' negative take on the subject.

Trixie deserves to have her dirt star tongued until she comes.

>>29100481
It's not negative. It's more circumstantial

>>29100481
I laugherd at this image for no reason.

>>29057742
She's right to be skeptical, because I don't.

>>29057742
Impregnate her so we can be together forever even internally. And when she gives birth do it again

>>29057742
I reveal my deepest, darkest secret.
I'm actually not real

>>29103180
Could be worse You could be cucked by timber or flash or both