>Greetings
>I am Nyx
>Thank you, your selfless acts awakened me from death
>My fanon, my Past Sins
>They were not mine but yours
>When I first appeared in the fandom the bronies were peaceful
>They treated me like a friend
>One day Lauren left the show
>Before she passed on I asked her to return
>She never came back
>/mlp/ became distraught
>Once again Hasbro had taken everything from them
>/mlp/, wracked with grief decided to wage war on the fandom
>They became harsher...colder...crueler...
>Within days most of /mlp/ followed the name of "horsefucker" and rejected show discussion
>I'm sure at least a few times in your journey you felt like ruining the board
>To show them what true power a obsessed shitposter possesses
>But...
>There was a nagging voice in the back of your head
>"I don't like this, I don't want to shitpost."
>Everytime you resisted that temptation, that feeling
>That's me
>Nyx
>Now we have reached the absolute
>You have one last choice
>Will you stay loyal to the show and keep everyone on the board including yourself?
>Or
>Will you take the wish of the many above the wish of the few and kill the one pony that has brought you to this point?
The Show:>Ah I see
>You believe that my life is worth the ride
>I wonder how your anon friends will react to your decision
>Well good luck, Anon
The Board:>Ah I see
>Honestly, I can't blame you
>You believe that the majority of wishes is more important than your own selfish wishes
>I wonder how your waifu will react to your decision
>Well, good luck Anon
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>>29055680
I didn't read any of that, but this is preferable to another glimmerspam thread.
>>29055680
What is this speech a parody of (if it's one at all)?
Also: KEK
>>29055714
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
>>29055722
It's a spoiler then? It sounded vaguely familiar.
>>29055728
I'm confused, is this spam some attempt at getting this thread removed or just trying to make Nyx look bad? Because she looks amazing.
At least use the appropriate thread: >>29020057
>>29055693
christ what the fuck is happening to /mlp/ right now? I'm away for about 25 days (would've been 30 but mods finally realised my ban wasn't valid) and the entire place is a bigger shit dump than I left it?
>>29055680
If you have sex with Nyx is that being BLACKED?
>>29055762
Dude, mods have always hated us and this board, but when hiatus hits, that's when they really say 'hahah, fuck you'.
>>29055778
Well fuck. Might as well call me a janitor because I have some cleaning up to do.
>>29055762
don't kid yourself newfriend, its always been a shit dump
>>29055793
>and the entire place is a bigger shit dump than I left it?
Are you pretending to be retarded? You better not be.
>>29055762
Not surprising. Mod apathy + people leaving for the hiatus + boredom + scarcity of decent content to discuss = this place becoming even more of a shithole than it already was.
>>29055696
>anthro
>>29056000
It's a two on the scale you fucking muppet. Mods stated before 1, 2, EqG (4.5) and 5 are okay
>>29056000
>newfag
No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride... and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.
>>29056366
>misusing meme words
>the irony
Nice undertale reference. I love undertale.
>Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ASFATNnmys
I liked this pony better in creeping darkness.
also i choose the show, all the glim/shim posting needs to be thrown into the /trash/
>>29058727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RpAcLngtBI
>>29058651
>he says while abusing greentext
>>29056010
What do the mods have to do with that? It's an abomination deformed in a furfag fashion no matter whether they like to fap to it or not.
>>29055680
chara pls