>it's so nice that you took me on a date anon Hick >Darling

>>29050863
>Anon doesnt have the heart to tell Rara that was a week old grape juice.

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>>29050863

>>29050863
>give rarity the smack to her face
>stupid bitch drink less
>not safe with anyone now

>>29050863
I find her even less sexy than usual.

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>>29050863
>Squiggletail
>drinking problem
Immersion broken. Rarahorse doesn't have a drinking problem. It's everypony else who has a problem with her drinking.

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>>29050863
"Hey, don't worry about it"
>You reach your door, and she stumbles against your side clumsily
>Maybe it wouldn't be the best idea for her to make it back to her place alone, in the state she was in.
"You want to stay here, tonight?"
>Rarity looks up at you, shocked, a blush rising to her cheeks
>"Anonymous! So *hic* forward!"
>You raise your hands in an allaying gesture
"Don't worry, I have spare pillows and blankets, I'll set you up on the couch. You can sleep it off, and I'll have a fresh bowl of eggs for you in the morning."
>Her mock outrage at your offer quickly turns to acceptance as she slumps against the railing by your door.
>"Okay, that... That might be quite a good.. good"
>She vomits into your flowerbeds
>"A good idea."
"Come on, let's get you inside."

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>>29052095
>Bowl of eggs

>Not making her eat a bed of flowers
>Not having her throw up in your eggbowl instead.

>>29050863
Why is he calling her a hick?

>>29050883
That's all it takes for the light weight.

>>29052095
Kek