>finally make it to Equestria >however, because you are

>>29048346
>turned into a diamond dog
So I can literally suck my own dick?

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>>29048346
>inb4 shift+click

>>29048355
No. Your spine is also broken.

Diamond dogs may be objectively inferior, but at least they're in Equestria.

>>29048454
Does that make Diamond Dogs the white people of Equestria?

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>>29048346
>knotfags

>>29048503
Nah dude, all the ponies are obviously white. Diamond dogs are the inferior working class.

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>finally make it Equestria
>become Diamond Dog
>proceed to fulton extract every pony I can get my hands on

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>>29048346

>>29048346
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eQx6MZFS2n8
08:25

>>29048551
The ponies are spics, europoors ,canacucks and amerifats, nigs are zebras and muslims are yaks,jews are griffins

>>29048603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo [embed]

>>29048346
>become gorilla-dog
>strong as gorilla, but also a dog
>superior digging powah
>biped+opposable thumbs
>sharp teeth, claws and a mace-tail
>probably able to see in dark, because live in unnaground
>superior hearing and smell

All in all, pretty good in my opinion!

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>>29048346
If Lemon taught me anything, being a diamond doge in Equestria is fantastic
>Be big and swole, can dig through solid rocks, chill underground.
>Unlike ponies who it seem place social interaction on an even higher pedestal than humans, Diamond Dogs live in isolation. Perfect transition for the average /mlp/ poster who is either a NEET or some other failure at life.
>Kidnap ponies and make them your sex slaves easily. Or maybe just impress them with your wealth of gems and strength. Surely they'd be more willing to have an xenophillic relationship with a known species than some strange totally alien monster.
>Shitty AiE greentexts try to make themselves feel better about their tiny dicks by boasting about 'muh human stamina' and anons eat that shit up.
>Meanwhile, Diamond Doges knot ponies and cum inside of them for hours on end, reducing them to jibbering messes from constant orgasms, and pumping their tiny wombs/bellies full of your seed.

>>29049089
Dumb frogposter.

>>29049100
You know it to be true

>>29048813
>Jews are gryphons
That... makes sense. Why the fuck does this make sense.

>>29048346
Could someone post the full comic of op's pic? Something like Twilight finding out that Shining and Cadence screwed I think

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>>29049140
Literally 20 seconds in Derpi

>>29048603
Stupid vidya poster.

>>29048603
>"Boss, you're gonna extract Celestia?
>"Oh, Luna's coming too? Roger that."

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>>29048346
>I need to puke. Super hard
I read that as "I need to fuck. Super hard".
Now I'm disappointed.
I also know what edit I should do next.

Anyway,
>Diamond Dog
>Barks eternally