>You and your waifu get in a heated argument about you watching

>>29044589
hide a what do thread

>>29044589
accidentally kill the waifu with a bitchslap

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>>29044589
>"you either make me have an orgasm or I give it to myself"
>"btw I only watch porn about you"

>>29044589
>Rape

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>>29044589
She wouldn't argue. Also OP is a fag

>>29044589
Explain that I don't watch porn and that she is mistaken.

>>29044589
Elaborate nigga.

In a world where a waifu exists and assuming that you can get intimate why the fuck would you need porn?

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>>29044589
>p0rn

>>29044660
>implying that Fluttershy hasn't changed since S1
>implying she would rip your shit in two

>>29044589
wow one touhou fan animation and she thinks it's porn.

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>>29044589
But its the nudes you sent me.

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>>29044589
But would it count if the porn is just pics of her? That's all I fap to anyway.

>>29044589
>Anon, we need to talk
What is it, Fluttershy?
>I'm getting concerned about you. Why don't you look at porn?
What!?
>Porn, Anon. You're the only guy I know who doesn't like it.
I don't know, I just
>Is there something wrong with you, anon? Are you some kind of deviant?
I just don't like it, ok Fluttershy. It's so fake and it's a sleazy business. Do you even know how they treat those women?
>Just stop, anon. Grow up and act like a man instead of a faggot pussy.
Fluttershy . . .
>Shut up!
she gives you the stare
>Now I'm going up to the video store to rent us a porno right now, and we are going to watch it. Got it?
you meekly nod

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>>29044589
>>You and your waifu get in a heated argument
>because I'm watching porn
Does not compute.
If she existed in the physical world I'd be releasing all my pent up sexual aggression on her, not porn.

>>29044589
It'd probably be porn about her, so perhaps she'd be flattered? I mean, if I knew some individual would pleasure themselves to me, I know I'd be shocked, yet very, very flattered. Who knows? Perhaps I'd give them the real thing if they asked nicely enough and were worthy of my simply amazing body. Then again, it'd be a sin NOT to masturbate to I, a great and powerful individual with great influence.

In fact, I should be a princess I'm so great.

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>>29044798
Proceed

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>>29044589
dump that bitch

even in a world with real ponies, nothing beats pony porn

>>29044798
Hue.
Nice Twist.
I hope she doesnt get a zoophilia movie.

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>>29044818
Them foal bearing flanks

Applejack would be pretty pissed that I watch it when she's not around. In that case, 24/7....

In my actual relationship, my girlfriend really enjoys hentai and rule 34. So much that we'll even watch it together and laugh at it when it's bad and other stuffs when it ain't. Applejack just too refined for that though... that's about as refined as she gets though.

I would start to stutter and then cry, hoping that her motherly instincts kick in and she is so empathetic and comforting that she just lets me fap the next time without complaining.

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>>29044880
Wait...she...she watches it...with you?

>>29044880
I do that with hubby too. But if hubby dares to touch himself over these other females I have to destroy the device they are on. :^)

>>29045075
She's not kidding. She's destroyed 3 so far. send help

>>29044589
I don't watch porn. I only masturbate to drawings of her. Wait. Does my waifu want me to look at other mares?

>>29044813
Knowing someone masturbated to you is one of the greatest feelings ever

it's even better when they're doing it with you via skype

>>29044826
>I hope she does get a zoophilia movie.
ftfy.