It's Sun-day: let us, once again, bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Here's something I'be been pondering: how does Celestia find time to run Equestria for half of the day, while simultaneously managing and teaching at her own school for talented unicorns? Even with discrimination issues put to one side - are there no talented Earth ponies? - it seems irresponsible that she'd divide her time and attention like that. What's going on?
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
I want to pet princess Celestia.
>>29039031
>the sock
>>29039040
>lipstick and eye shadow smeared all over their faces
"...and that's my pitch for extendable, hoof-mounted Earth pony rump-scratchers, thus avoiding the need for communal rump-scratching. I hope you'll join me on this journey towards a more comfortable future, Princess.
>...any questions?"
Rock on, /sun/!
San
>>29038931
Probs gives lectures every now and then rather than actually "teach"
As for earth ponies, Celestia's school specializes in magic. What are earth ponies going to do? Shoot glitter out their nose and call it talent?
>>29038931
Equestria is very close to utopia though, so I imagine managing it isn't as time consuming.
Also the length of the day depends on her, so if she needs an extra hour or two it's no biggie.
>>29038931
Thanks for the official thread, Isaac.
>>29039809
>What are earth ponies going to do? Shoot glitter out their nose and call it talent?
Unicorns Racist: Nopony Surprised
Coming up next, 'Mother, What's Wrong With That Mare's Horn?'
Also, some clever anon posted these in the last thread:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/zuxstwojnklp47t/Season%202%20Celly.zip?dl=0
and https://www.dropbox.com/s/t8k00rxk1xopyzo/Season%201%20Celestia.zip?dl=0
I believe they're screenshots of every Celestia appearance in the first two seasons of the show. I also believe the madman behind all these may have some kind of brain problem, but those in glass houses and all that.
It's about that time ain't it
>Be top princess
>Also be quite exhausted
>Day court has dragged on for what seems an eternity, what with the griffons coming to discuss their silly notions of taxation without representation
>You'll send them some tea, that will fix everything
>Luckily, you've prepared for this
>Trotting towards your private chambers with a pep in your step you let your mind wander to the special cake you had Pinkie Pie make yesterday in case this happened
>It's waiting for you along with that amazing new chair that you had imported from the Minos Isles
>Reaching the doors, you notice that your guards are absent
>Odd
>You're going to have to talk with that captain about this tardiness
>After cake of course, let's not get hasty
>You push the doors open and
>and..
>freeze
>What is this?
>Why does it feel like Tartarus itself has descended upon your chambers?
>Why is this feeling concentrated upon a single being?
>Sitting in your brand new chair
>>29040623
>On the table in front of it lays the butchered remains of your cake
>A bipedal creature, it's arms upon the armrest, fingers interlocked in front of it
>One of it's legs crossed casually across the other one
>It's looking right at you, not speaking a word as a whole minute of frozen silence rolls by
>You want to say something, demand to know why it has breached such a private chamber
>But you can't, you're too afraid, too struck by this beings very presence
>After a few moments, it uncrosses it's fingers and stands up, towering over you like a mountain
>It's flesh is as if craved from bedrock, clad in blue armor only revealing it's arms and face
>red eyes pierce your very being as it's cracked lips twist into a grin
>Blue gloves brush a few crumbs from it's armor before it begins walking
>It steps past you, you dare not move a muscle, dare not breathe
>Your very soul screams at you to not anger this being, lest Equestria itself shall burn
>It stops just past you, tears streaming down your face as you hear it speak
"Give my regards to whomever baked that cake. It was quite delectable."
>Your head slowly turns against your better judgement to look upon him
>His glowing eyes narrow as his grin grows even wider
>He produces a small square object from his belt and presses upon a few buttons across it's surface
"It seems I will have to come here again if such delicacies are so readily available."
>With a booming sound, some sort of cosmic tube opened up in the hallway
"Ta-ta for now."
>With that, he stepped through and vanished without neither trace nor explanation
>You continue to sit there, too afraid to move, as if the wrong move would lure him back again
>Luna found you later that night
>You haven't touched a cake in weeks since
fin
>>29040662
Holy fuck Anon good job.
Time to rewatch Justice League.
"Thought Crimes"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDAGUTL5F8
I want to pet Celly.
We ded general now.
Really though, lot of people are probably just busy with term end stuff. I hope.
>>29041623
Awww. Das cute
>>29042253
Nah, we ded.
like that's not quite a horsey muzzle, but it's not offensively terrible i guess
>>29042274
You dare insult our glorious OP's pic?
>>29042324
No, silly, >>29041623 that one.
>you will never travel Equestria, performing brave deeds and acts of nobility
>>29042399
Good, I never really subscribed to that knight shit or BRAISE DA SUN :DDDD.
>>29042399
>You will be a ninety-year old senile fool, shouting "glory, imperatrix!", as the nurses look on in confusion.
>>29042399
>>29042438
Life is suffering
>>29042433
That's fine, but we really have enough divisions already.
>>29040662
Poor Celly. Cake-triggered ptsd.
The Sun Goddess is what true warriors strive for.
>>29038931
What makes her so special.
Where did /sun/ artfag go ? I miss him.
>>29043477
Duuh.
She's the bestest and most prettiest pony, obviously.
>>29043477
the fact you have to ask that question means you will never understand.
>>29043633
You know that feeling you get when you see a picture of her that really touches your heart? Like, everytime I see her I get all giddy, but there are a few particular pictures I see that really get me. That one is one of them.
>>29043633
>>29044258
I know that feeling, that pang you get every once in a while. Seems to come a bit more commonly around christmastime, for some reason.
Also, p.10; stay viligent!
>>29045853
>Seems to come a bit more commonly around christmastime, for some reason.
because youre alone
Ashens praises the Sun:Celestia would subscribe to the good Doctor's YT channel; his reviews of Poundland tat would be her favourites
>>29039040
This picture used to bother the shit out of me because the swelling around an eye that black would be bad. Like swollen pussy lips looking swollen.
Fuckin' album art for a mediocre punk band.
>>29039056
I want Celestia to smear lipstick on me....and not just on my face due to heavy sloppy makeout sessions: lipstick on my dick too, as she sucks the liquid life out of me like the hot, slutty succubus of a sexpone she is
Celestia is the most sexual of mares
>>29046232
And you know this
Maaaaaaaaan
>>29046232
unlike some other ponies, she'd still be there in the morning
>>29042262
you should see the uncropped version.
Celestia is Sex incarnate
>>29045871
None of us are ever truly alone
>>29047002
link?
>>29046797
is there a version of this which isn't animated?
>>29046797
And for all the mornings to come.
How many are we these days
>>29048892
At least you and me.
I am around
Celestia and Nicemare Moon make for a very erotic combination....and watching them make out would be a very erotic experience
It's the 10 cake commandments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbTpYphCkiU
>>29043633
>horses are herbivores
why is princess celestia wearing food
>>29048892
I am here. But are any of you real?
>>29049432
>has never seen a fur coat