What's the atraction in a pony, for even how much feminine

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>>29032730

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>>29032730
No, not at all. Horses are sexy, you should fuck a horse.

>>29032730
Nah, my waifu means more to me than any "real" woman at this point

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>>29032730
>real woman

>>29032730
Real women suck

>>29032730
No wonder he thinks human pussy is better then horse pussy, his waifu puss is dirty and overused streched with other words NOT TIGHT

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>>29032730
Maybe because they're friendly, caring, and not a stuck-up self-centered bitch that treats you like you are the scum of the Earth, or maybe doesn't even acknowledge your existence until she needs you for something, or maybe tolerates your presence because you're a friend of a friend, and she's friendly and nice, but as soon as there's the opportunity, you're back at being ignored.
And I'm not even talking about relationships, or even a one-time fuck, I'm just talking about basic social interactions. And then it should be my fault for being introverted and not liking to mingle with people? Well, if that's the result, no fucking thank you. I seriously hope they'll all find the Chad they're looking for, and in ten years they'll be wondering why he's a drunkard and beats the shit out of them. I'll be alone, but I'll have a hearty laugh.
Also, for the sake of memes,
>no hooves.

>>29032801
It's not really your "fault" for being introverted. It's just that no one has any obligation to talk to you, and if they do and you're not interesting, they don't have to stay. I'm not talking just about woman here, I'm talking social interaction in general.

how can a pony pussy even be compared to a meat hole that is called woman's vagina?

>>29032856
It's warmer and tighter unless you have tiny penis
Also
>no hooves

>>29032764
This. At least you won't get screwed over, cheated on, used etc

>>29032864
To be honest if my waifu was real and gave me fuk I wanted, I don't really care if she is giving fuk to other unless they infect her with some sorta disease

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>>29032864
Unless you waifu rarity.

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>>29032730
I actually find the idea of being seduced by a mare into betraying my own species extremely sexy.

>>29032730
I have problems in my head and don't like swears, drugs (including alcohol) and lies.
Since every person I meet does those things, I'd rather not enter a relationship with them. On top of that, a lot of the people I meet are just dicks who get joy out of making fun of every thing I say because they are bored or something.
No thanks.

On the other side then are ponies who are all about love and friendship and caring for each other. They like hugs, strive to get along with everyone and make a much more trustworthy appearance than any human.
Alao they have hooves, so there is that.

>>29032886
Did you get lost on your way to the fluttershy general or something

>>29032916
Ebin maymay ponybro

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>>29032911
I could be seduced by that.

>>29032945
The moon has never been so lewd to me before...

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>>29032912
This. While people don't really fuck with me for a number of reasons, I wish they'd stop it in general.
A world full of peaceful, pastel colored mini horses sounds like my idea of heaven. Also, life with a pony waifu who's always down to cuddle

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>>29032911
I need this. A lewd story about Luna seducing Anon into horsefuckery.

God I didnt need these feels.
I have a very personal problem. I dont even really know how to explain it. My base attraction to ponies is primarily because I have always been a very kinky person and I thought some type of furry porn was hot before MLP was even a thing. But emotionally, I feel like the type of personalities a lot of the ponies have just make them so lovable and make me feel like they would actually love you back in a way noone else could.
1/2

>>29033012
More than anything ive fallen in love with them on an emotional level. They just seem so sweet, so caring, so loving, not without problems but just so good natured and loyal and fun loving...I suppose they are appealing because they are too good to be true. I wouldnt consider myself a bad looking person, probably a solid 7/10 ive had relationships with real women and real sexual experiences but I never felt complete. I also seriously wonder if I was molested as a child because I am afraid of touch. Displays of affection from partners in the past made me honestly feel very nervous and scared but I powered through it because I didnt want to be a pussy and I couldnt explain why I feel that way.
2/3

>>29033026
I also have some trust issues because of things that have happened to me that make me feel like even if I love someone, I can never completely trust them. Perhaps 99% of the way but the remaining 1% will always bother me. But for some reason, all of the too good to be true qualities in the ponies make me feel like they are the one thing I could trust 100% and when I think of cuddling with a pony I dont feel afraid of touch the way that I always do. I feel like they are the one thing I could feel truely safe and loved by. Im not entirely sure why I feel this way, like I said in kind of a wreck. All I know is that the way that I feel is the realest thing in the world. And ponies are the farthest thing from real.
I will never be truely happy and I will never not be afraid.
I never asked for this.
3/3

>>29032730
AHAHAHAHAHA FURRIES IN DENIAL

FURFAGS IN DENIAL

YIFF IN HELL

>>29033045
Even with all these troubles, you seem like a good person. Stay strong!

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>>29033054
Thanks Anon

>>29033012
>>29033026
>>29033045
You seem like a good guy anon. I won't tell you that you'll find the right one someday, because I don't want to give you false hope, but I think you'd certainly deserve it.

I've given up on women completely. I've had previous partners, and sexual relationships, but nothing ever lasted more than a few weeks and I'm honestly sick of modern women. Guess I'm just not made for this world

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>>29032864
Unless you waifu Fluttershy.

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>>29033012
>>29033026
>>29033045
It's comforting to know that I'm not alone with those feels

>>29032730
Horse pussy.

>>29033045
I feel something similar. I'm actually a virgin because I've never been physically attracted to people, but other than that detail, I can relate pretty much with everything you said.

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>>29032730
>real woman

>>29033045
Just create a tulpa and be done with all those trust and love issues.

>>29032890
i've done that with pancakes too, is Derpy for me?

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>>29033231
No. She's mine.

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>>29033189
Those eyes....

>>29032864

>your waifu enter in heat when you're in your job
>she become the town bike for a day

Sorry pal, horse anatomy always turn you in a cuck

>>29033498
That's why you lock up your waifu in a comfy basement.
Just don't forget to leave her some food and water.

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>>29033213
>Solve your mental problems with more mental problems

>>29033570
When you ask people who have a tulpa whether they regret their decision, then their answer is usually that it improved their lives considerably and that they would never want to go back again.

Mental problems are defined by being actual problems. As in so bad that you can't function in society anymore, such as a fear of height so great that you can't even cross bridges anymore while living in a town filled with bridges.

Since tulpas seem to improve your quality of life with seemingly no downsides, they are clearly no mental problems. Just weird af.

>>29033570
>He hasn't made a tulpa yet
Baka desu senpai.
The positives vastly outweight the negatives.

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>>29033570
I'm too mentally stable and autistic to have a tulpa, but if it helps you cope, I don't see why not..

>>29032730
Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: I honestly don't get the appeal of pone waifus. Ive had plenty of waifus before I started watching MLP, but to me... I dont know, man. Itd be like making Minnie Mouse or Sandy Cheeks my waifu, something about the fact that theyre just cute animals rubs me the wrong way in terms of attraction.

Yeah, they all have likeable personalities except Trixie, but I see them as cartoon characters first, and females second.

>>29032972
only one solution
>rape

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>>29033815
>Ive had plenty of waifus before