"Anon! The girls sent me to find you! Another portal opened

>>29024607
Oh cool, Chad and I used to be great friends in high school. We played football together and laughed at each other's penises in the locker rooms.

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>>29024607
I guess as long as he keeps away from my waifu he can do whatever. But no girls allowed, Stacies fuck off.

>>29024607
The forced mating ritual begins

>>29024607
Socially successful, popular men don't like fillies. I have nothing to worry about.

>>29024630
>Chad arrives
>Ponies expect male dominance fight; particularly over them
>Anon and Chad get along great.
>... Really great...
>Like, they get along REALLY really great.
>No homo though...
>N-No homo...
>Much suppressed homo though
>Ponies get jealous
>Spike gets confused

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>>29024607
"Where?"

Every chad I've known in my life has always been a total bro. Looking forward to it.

>>29024607
Oh sweet a human I should show him around town

>>29024868
>Anon and Chad are very excited for their reunion
>Bro hug it out, as tradition dictates
>Twilight asks how they know each other
>Anon turns to respond, Chad turns too
>Begin to tell a half hour tale of camaraderie and friendship filled with shenanigans
>Never realize that their arms are still around each other's shoulders the entire time

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>>29024607
>"Chad? Hmm, I'd like to meet this... Chad."

>>29024607
All I want is you Spike.
I hope Rarity taught you were this "horn" goes.

>>29026368
But Spike has frills, not horns.

>>29026386
I'm putting my dick in Spike's ass you faggot.

>>29026386
Rarity has a horn.

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>>29024868
>>29026165
>Rumours start spreading around
>Eventually Twilight forbids Spike to hang with Anon and Chad
>''But Twilight, why you of all ponies is telling me to not make friend?''
>>'''Spike that's not Friendship, that's...that's something entirely different''

>>29027398
>those houses

>>29027398
This is what /fit/ would look like if it was a village

>>29027609
Smurfs live in mushrooms, right? Nothing to see here.

>>29024630
>>29024868
>>29026165
>>29027398
Its like im really on /fit/

>>29027609
Never seen giant, veiny, mushrooms in your life?

>>29024607
We can't trust him Spike.
He'll be after our Waifus.

Get my gun.

>>29024607
Yes, it's finally time, my apprentice.

Call the troops. The Beta uprising begins today.

>>29027687
>Spike's fw your waifu is also dresshorse

>>29027680
/mlpfit/ is the best

>>29024607

Twilight thinks Anon is a bad influence on Spike.

>>29030247
Twilight thinks everyones a bad influence on Spike.
"Spike you can hang out with Anon."
"Spike you can't hang out with Discord."
"Spike you can't hang out with ponies."
"Spike you can't hang out with dragons."

>>29030247
>"Anon, what's "Trenbolone", and why did I find a bottle of it in Spike's sleeping basket?"

This is now a homosexual relationship in Equestria thread... Now make Anon and Chad kiss.

>>29032149
no homo

>>29024607
>Chad
We might have a problem.
https://youtu.be/a5K62bt6Sw4

>Chad actually steal anon from the ponies

I need this greentext with a lot of no homo moments

>>29033449
>Chad steals Anon from ponies
>then Bulk Biceps steals Chad from Anon
>no homo

>Anon and chad move to equestria and starts a gym
>homoerotic hilarity ensues
>ponies get jealous since they want anon and chad
Do we have this general already or not?

>>29034336
Maybe, but it bears repeating.

>>29027687
>implying Chad would fuck a pony

>>29035511
Given that it would be the only kind of pussy around (aside from anon´s boipussy) he probably would go for it, probably hating himself after going through it.

>>29024607
"...Chad"
>"Yes!"
"And you left the girls alone with him?"
>"Sure"
"Including Rarity?"
>"Uhm, yes. Why?"
"Sigh. Spike, my friend, lemme talk you about cuckoldry..."

>>29035563
There is other races
Diamond dogs, dragons, minotaur

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>>29024607
YAY !! a new rape buddy the fun has been double !!!!

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>>29036234
Pony puss its the more accesible tho.

>Chad traveling to the dragon land all for fucking Ember in her dragon pussy.
I like this Chad.

Imagine what chad is going through at that moment, especially depending on your own interpretation of how equestria compares to the world anon and chad came from. Did they come from a our world and suddenly end up in a cartoon world and their human images are now cartoon versions of themselves, is equestria the same as ours but only fantasy so the girls are just real talking ponies, or did anon and chad keep their human image from our world and just get put in equestria like they got green screened into a cartoon. You as a mlp fan might have expected what it looked like or even been an bit shocked, but chad is probably freaking out. Is chad going to murder things, does he think brush it off assuming it's a dream, will he just adapt like anon, or something else.

>>29037318
I'd like to be a cartoon version of myself.

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>>29036234
Minotaurs are pretty rad.

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You'll all be shitting fucking bricks when our portal actually works.

>>29038647
>This pic actually got deleted for being anthro in other thread.
Scruffy is a funny guy.

>>29024607
Spike, do you remember the very special boom stick I told you to hide? I need it now.

>>29038647
Not bad

>>29036234
>Chad and Anon Do Equestria

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>chad comes to horseland and makes me his beta bottom bitch even in my made up fantasies
cucks.

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>>29040627

>>29027398
>Chad and Anon introduce Männerbund to Equestria

>>29040895
>wanting chad thundercock to go to horseland and humiliate you in front of your waifu
>prepping your newfound bull
how far gone are you

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>>29024607
Literally kill him
Literally fucking kill him now and since the pones would never suspect homicide just say you have no idea where he went

>>29041770
Not as far gone as (You), literally the only person ITT who wants his waifu plowed by another man.

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>>29041895
I'm pretty sure you and OP head up that demographic, carl.

>>29034336
Probably not.

>>29024607
>Chad
As in Shad Comboy
Let me get my axe
reason because he faggot that fired me for no reason also he's a child molester.

>You follow Spike to where the portal opened up
>You hop over the fence of Sweet Apple Acres and see the ponies surrounding Chad
>Your eyes quickly meet and you can tell how surprised he is to see you
>"Anon!?"
"Chad?! Is that really you?
>"Y-Yes I...hold on, this is where you went after you disappeared?" The six ponies stand aside as you both walked toward each other
"Yeah, man. But don't blame me, I don't know how that happened!"
>"Chea...hell, the same thing happened to me just now...and...huh, gotta say, you may look a little jacked than before..."
"Aww, yeah well, that's wha-"
>"But you pussied out. C'mon man, you gone for two months and this is where you been?"
>You reel back from that and glare at him
"Hey, it isn't like I wanted to come here. And don't come whining to me about it, you pussy."
>"Oh, now I'm the pussy now? C'mon, a world full of girl's dreams instead of something like Dragon Ball z or Naruto whatever damn weeb show is on nowadays."
>The both of you glare in each other's eyes before the both of you start breaking into giggles
>Will it happen?
>Your hands collide with his and you both shake firmly before bringing it in
>Yes...the first ever brohug witnessed in Equestria
"Man, I missed ya.
>"Yeah bro. Things aren't the same without cha."
>Spike stands there in awe from the camaraderie of it while the other six ponies just stare at the two of you, wondering what the hell they just witnessed

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>>29043485
keep going

Don't bring your r9k Chad horeshit over here.

The only reason these guys do the things you view as demeaning towards you with buzzwords like 'cuck' or 'beta' is because you all are too cowardly to go out and do anything to prove yourself.

Get up and be the goddamn man you know you can be.

>>29044773
>on /mlp/
>complaining about horseshit

"Chad, you ugly mother fucker! What are you doing here?"
>"I don't know. Fuck all knows I wouldn't be anywhere near you. Jesus, you smell like fucking horse shit!"
"It's from being near you."
>The ponies shrink back, fearing the two humans are about to attack each other.
>Instead, they hug.
"No homo."
>"No homo."
>Humans have odd ways of showing friendship.

>>29035578
Kek