>Shit anon! You had one job and you fucked it up! You were

>>29023547
It's not my fault she wasn't elected, she was the one who alienated the white working class.

>>29023566
Don't even start.

>>29023547
She was trying to piss on ponies from the balcony, again.

>>29023547
It's not my fault, I was told horses don't have a gag reflex.

>>29023547
Nigga, Sunbutt can wipe her own ass.

>>29023547
How am I supposed to know she can devour 40 cakes in less than 5 minutes.

A man has to pee occasionally you know.

I figured she could down 1, maybe 2 cakes tops while I took care of business.

Instead I find her laying amidst the ruins of 40 fucking cakes, bemoaning her fate as the bellyache sets in...

>>29023566
kek

>>29023566
/thread this it it. Goodnight everybody.

>>29023796
While anon wasn't looking, Princess Celestia
ate forty cakes. She ate 40 cakes.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.

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>>29023630
>Trying.
She was fucking succeeding.
She's just crying because She hit the candy salesmare and I bet her five gummy worms if she hit a pony.
And now she is banned,

>>29023547
"She can cry all she wants, but the Ice cream stays locked away until she eats her broccoli!"
>"But Anooooonnn it's cold!"
"It would have been warm if you finished it last night!"
>"It's yucky!"
"You're not leaving that table until you eat all of it young lady."
>She folds her fore hooves in her chair and pouts.
>-sniff- "Poopy head." she mutters.
"What did you just call me, Tia?"
>She knew she stepped over the line when you called her by her nick name.
>"I-I'm sorry I didn't mean it!" she stammers as you step closer to her.
"Sorry isn't good enough this time Tia."
>"Anon.." your boss warns. "You cannot wash her mouth out with soap."
"Oh I'm not using soap."
>Tia's eye's widen in fear as you pick up one of three broccoli stalks and hold it to her lips.
>"mmnnoooo noo please". she says with her lips pursed to keep the broccoli out.
>You wedge the broccoli in anyway and proceed to get the healthy hearty taste of broccoli all over her mouth.
>It looks like she's been brushing every night since your last little venture.
>Celly flutters down the hall to her room with her tongue out and your job is done.
"Hows that for a better job, boss?"

>>29025398
>Anon convinced Celestia to pee off the balcony on random ponies.
>Managed to nail the Canterlot candy store owner.
>Anon thought it was fucking hilarious, especially when the mare in question looked up and got a shot in the eye.

>>29023547

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>>29023547
>deduct another 100 bits from your paycheck
I wonder who's behind this.

>>29025598
She was just following his example.

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>>29023547
It's not my fault if i am the one who had to hire someone to guard his cake