>Skipping class, insulting teachers, picking fights, not to

I have very revealing set of videos of both you and Dean cadancetogether, be a shame if shining armor. Let alone the board of education got their hands on it now wouldn't it >:)

Well duh teach lady, I obviously got a few things I could learn ya if you'd just bend over already.

Bitches ass the size of the fucken moon.

>>29022545

>skip class
>get """"punished"""" by being """"forced"""" not to go to school

please tell me schools don't do this anymore

>>29022594
I got out two years ago. My school did weekend detention and in school supension more. They were also huge assholes who threw them out if a kid went into a class without a teacher

>>29022545
It's my first day

>>29022545
Bitches ass the size of the fucken moon.

>>29023594
Kek

I can make you orgasm 3 times in a row.

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>>29022545

I DINDU NUFFIN, I A GOOD BOY!

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>>29022545
Well if you bend over I'll show you.

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>>29023672

>>29022545
Oh? People here don't like sexual compliments? I apologize. I'm still getting used to this culture. I would never ever have sex with you.

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>>29022545
>"Because it's Twilight Sparkle's fault! She left me here, cucked and pony prince-less, with only her doppelganger to remind me of her! And I find out my ex-evil ex-girlfriend never even loved me! I used to be Prom King! But look at me now... Look at me now..."

>>29023676
>Anon proceeds to violently culturally enrich her
>She's found dead the next morning with a gallon of semen seeping out of her ruined anus and a halfling baby drowned in the toilet
>The whole room smells of body butter and cocaine
>He's given a medal at school the next day for his bravery of living in an oppressing society
>Students cheer and clap as he rapes Celestia on stage
>He gets a full scholarship for his efforts

>>29023834
Why isn't /mlpol/ a thing

>>29023857
Because you can rant about niggers on /pol/, this board is for ponies.

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>>29023879
AYOOOO HOL UP HOL UP

>>29022545
>Try to act hard in front of Luna
>Get smacked around like a little bitch
>Get forced to pleasure the sadistic VP under threat of physical violence and ruined chances of getting into college
>Can't sit down straight for a week
>Luckily recover just in time for your next appointment with her

>>29022545
I don't fucking know, your guess is as good as mine. I've been trying to get kicked out since day one and I'm not even enrolled. Is enrollment even a thing here or do you take whoever shows up and call it a win?

>>29024455
They just take in whoever shows up
Ex. Twilight, Dazzlings

>>29024435
>>Can't sit down straight for a week
Is she a futa?
that's my fetish

>>29023793
Fuck, now I feel worse for Flash

>>29024597
Luna has a bigger cock than Celestia
She uses it to discipline the students, male or female
The cock does not discriminate
It's the only way to attain true equality

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>>29023594

>>29022545
"Look, it's not my fault."
>"Then whose is it?"
"What?"
>"Whose fault is it if not your own?"
"I...I mean, you know..."
>"No. Do tell, Anonymous. Try and weasel your way out of this."
"The Jews made me do it."
>"Alright, suspension it is."
"No, Luna, you don't understand. The Jews are a plague on our school. They've brainwashed you."
>"Do you honestly think that's going to work?"
"I thought it was a long shot."
>"Get out of my office."
"See you next week."

>>29024727
She's hot for him

>>29023793
Punished Flash

>>29024849
-A Thief denied by his Waifu-

>>29023857
There's quite a bit of overlap, I think.

>>29022545
You have me alone in a dark room with you after i said i wanted to bend you over. How did you become a principal again?

>>29022545

>>29024649
UNF
Ii wish I was good enough to make some green of this

>>29022545

"Because you want me."
>You're leaned back, resting in your chair as vice-principal Luna's eyes widen.
"Excuse me?"
"You want me to bend you over this desk and fuck you. You're tired of hearing about your sister's affairs with the football team. You think it's disgraceful how she doesn't even try to hide it, leaving the blinds to her office open even when Flash Sentry is balls deep inside of her. But more than that, you're envious. Envious that your sister is the one getting all of the attention. Envious of the looks she gets walking through the halls. All those young, horny eyes following her ass as she sways her hips. It probably tears you up inside that being called to her office is a welcome invitation while you've been left the chore of disciplining delinquents like me."
>You smirk, leaning forward and lowering your voice.
"Although it's not that much of a chore for you, really, is it? Because you like the trouble makers. I'm just your type, and the only reason you haven't suspended me already is because you get wet every time I'm in your office."
>Vice-principal Luna stares at you, expressionless.
>She stands up from her desk and wordlessly walks over to her office door.
>She locks it.
>She speaks to you without turning around.
"No word of this leaves my office."
>You smirk, staring at her shapely ass.
"Are you sure you'll be able to keep quiet?"
>She turns around with a coy smile.
"This office is soundproofed."

Continue? Y/N

>>29027254
It would be wrong not to.

Y

>>29023793
>And I find out my ex-evil ex-girlfriend never even loved me!

Why did Sunset even date Flash to begin with?

>>29022545
"..."
>"Well?"
"...p-praise Lulu?
>"Can we do it doggiestyle?"

>>29027349
To try to leech some of his popularity from him.
Also to probably make her rule seem more tolerable to others.
You know, "Well, Flash thinks she's alright, so I won't call her a bitch" or something like that.
And then she turns good and ends up stealing whatever popularity remained, leaving him a broken man.

>>29022545
"Too cool for school vp, Discord had it coming, Flash was eying my ass and I don't fucks wit it, and if given half the chance I would bend you over your desk and teach you a few things." "But if you want one reason why you shouldn't suspend me, then here it is: You are incapable of teaching an upstanding student such as myself and because of that you are a failure as a vice principle, let alone a teacher."
>"But you're a horrible student anon, you're disruptive, rude, and you shirk any responsibilities and fail to make the effort to learn!"
"That's bullshit sweet cheeks, I just offered you a private lesson over your desk and you know we could both learn a lot from each other, not to mention you could prove me wrong about being a horrible teacher." "And who knows, maybe it'll incentivize me to pay more attention to class?"
>Luna gives you skeptical look and shakes her head.
"Flash's poofy ass can still get fucked though."

>>29027254

>You grin at your vice-principal and stand up, stepping in front of her.
>You grab her hips, pulling her waist to yours.
>She lets out a soft gasp as you do.
>Your hands slip around to squeeze her ass, eliciting a quiet moan.
"Ready to learn something?"
>Luna's hands return the favor, gripping your asscheeks firmly.
"What's the first lesson, professor?"
>You slide your hands up to Luna's shoulders and waist and pull her forward, shoving her over the desk.
>You smooth your hands over her ass, sliding her skirt up to her waist.
>You hook your fingers under the waistband of her panties, sliding them down to her knees.
>You press one hand down on Luna's back, your other hand slipping between her legs, your fingers tracing across her moist slit.
>You push your first two fingers into the vice-principal's pussy, drawing a whimpering moan from her lips.
"I'm going to teach you how to be my little whore."
>You push your fingers deeper inside of her hot, wet pussy.
>Luna responds with a long moan of pleasure, laying her head down on the desk and lifting her hips for you to have easier access to her womanhood.

>>29027762
UNF

>>29027762
You better not stop now, faggot

>>29024897
Hardly.
More overlap comes from /k/, and we fucking hate you /pol/tards.

>>29023857
>implying its not

>>29027762
Keep going dont you fucking stop now

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>>29027762

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>>29027762
Let's make her the cumdumb she wants to be.

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>>29022545
I pooped my pants!

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>>29027762
Hurry up, faggot. I'm loosing my boner.

>>29027762
ohh myyy

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>>29027762
FUCKIN REEEEEE
CONTINUE!!!!!!

>>29022545

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B-because they're all my feeble attempts at getting your attention Vice Principle Luna, who I might add is far better than Principle Celestia?
>Your voice heightens as you speed through the awkward statement, Vice Principle Luna's silence and cold glaire give away her response.
>"Heh." She slightly laughs
>"Young Anonymous you know you could get into a lot of trouble like this?"
"Yeah... I mean, we could just let it die?"
>She leans towards your position, one eyebrow cocked up and her eyes lowered
>"How do you suppose?"
>You deepen your voice and lower the tone, smiling as your eyes lower like her's during this.
"Well... You have any ideas?"
>Luna inches closer and closer without breaking her seductive gaze, you are frozen stiff yet do not want to move.
>"I've got just one in mind.." She begins to unbutton her shirt and notions towards a piece of paper inside her laced bra with her index finger.
>You smile with pride and reach towards her perfect breasts, with each inch closer your heartbeat increases.
>The hand has become so close you can feel her body heat radiating off her gorgeous body.
CONT?

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>>29030763
Yeh

>>29030763
>"Just take the paper Anonymous... You know what's coming if you take it."
>Luna sensually whispers, causing the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up.
>Finally you grab the the upper-left corner of the paper and pull it out. Looking at the back.
>Her foot steadily creeps up your leg, into your crotch.
>"Oooohh... We've got something here. One you read that paper we can get to work." She says then bites her bottom lip.
>That's it. This paper will be read.
"Wednesday, after school... DETENTION?!"
>Her voice becomes formal as she buttons her shirt back up.
>"That's right Mr. Anonymous, no matter what kind of acts that may be participated now or then, you must pay for what you've done to this school."
>You look back at her confused
>"You may leave now Mr. Anonymous."
"Ugh, alright."
>You stand up and begin to leave the room, forced to hide your erection which is at full mast.
>She speaks up
>"Mr. Anonymous..."
>Turning around you reluctantly reply
>"Ma'am?"
>"Detention is in my room."
>She winks at you and shoos you off then you are left in the hallway with your thoughts and a boner.
"Cool."

End.

>>29030989
I demand a sequel!!!

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>>29022545
*leans back*
*puts feet on desk*
Well, because I think it would be enjoyable to screw your brains out. As long as you're agreeable of course

>>29027762
Faggot abandoned us

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"Well at least I didn't attempt mass genocide, chaos god summoning, or give half of CHS and Crystal Prep PTSD."

>>29022545
Go ahead and suspend me, I'm not apologizing.

"THAT'S IT!? What about my coercion, extortion, extinctions, distortions, desertions, perversions, illegal insertions, invasions of nations, space tax evasion, commotions, explosions, and... loitering!?"

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>>29032426
>Tough guy, huh? That's fine, we have ways to break you

>>29032426
First one to apologise gets to stay on my aircraft.

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>>29027254
>>29027762

>>29030763
>>29030989

>>29022545
Because I would.

>>29022594
>don't go to school
>skip classes
>skip dates of submission for assignments
>still has to keep up with all the other homework and get all the info himself to pass test.
>Best case kid learns and the teachers don't have to put up with him for a while
>worst case the kid doesn't learn anything that he wasn't going to anyway and fails the subject, but the teacher and dedicated students don't have to put up with him for a while.
There's nothing wrong with it.

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>>29022545
>You stare up at her blankly.
"That wasn't me. That was Bad-Anon."
>"Bat-who?"
"No, no, BAD-Anon. You know, the evil Anon who gets the rest of the Anons in trouble?"
>"Anonymous, I assure you that you are the only Anonymous in this school. Therefore, you are the one responsible for these actions."
"And I'm telling you that I'm not. It was Bad-Anon. It's ALWAYS Bad-Anon."
>"There are no other students named Anonymous at Canterlot High. Now, as to your punishment-"
"Bad-Anon's punishment."
>"If you do not stop this foolishness right now, I'll start adding days to your suspension."
"But I'm trying to explain-"
>"Three days."
"I'm not-"
>"Four days."
"Princi-"
>"A week."
"..."
>"Anything else?"
"No."
>"See you next Tuesday."
>You trudge out of the office.
>Around the corner are a number of green-faced students.
>As you approach, they stop whispering to one another and perk up.
>"So, how did it go?"
"She gave me a week."
>They groan.
>"Jesus."
>"Sorry brother."
>"That sucks dick."
>"Didn't you explain about Bad-Anon?"
>All of you turn and look towards the Anon in question.
>Leather jacket, shiny bald head, cigarette, oozing his usual badness
"Yeah, but she didn't listen."
>Bad-Anon grins and looks over at you.
>"I told you man, they'll never believe you."
>You hang your head and realize he's right.
>Today you were reminded that to everyone outside the group, all Anons look alike.

>>29022545
This is a rebellion, isn't it?

I rebel.

>>29022545
because of the few things i will teach you if you bend over

>>29032414
i doubt that many got ptsd
maybe a dozen at the most

>>29033358
kill bad anon anons

nobody will ever know

>>29033358
This is why green kids shoot up schools.

>>29033371
I fear nothing. All is as the force wills it

>>29032414
She said she was sorry

>>29022545

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>>29022545

So many bumps. I'll try to have a green of my own finished here soon. It's nearly there, I'll post a pastebin soon.

>>29023834
Reminds me of the ending to A Clockwork Orange.

>>29037231
*smacks lips*

>>29037730
ayo hol up

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>>29022545
I'm Patrick Swayze.

Your move.

>>29037810
so you be sayin

>>29038747
*robs liquor store*

>>29033358
Go on

>>29033358
This one was funny.

>>29023725
That face didn't say no.

>>29024597
kill yourself faggot
>>29024435
you too, femdom is shit

>>29041496
What are you, gay?