>"Anon, get up! Ponies have been waiting outside since

>>29021137
Fuck you bookhorse.

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>>29021137
Anon is the Santa equivalent for pony holidays.
Hugging him will bring good luck and a happy new year.

So let me get this straight twilight sparklers, ponies are allowed to stick around outside my house like a bunch of deranged stalkers all because they want to wait for me to come out so that they can do something physically against my will? And yet... when I do that to rarity with my dick out every night I get the cops called on me? The fuck is this?

>>29021165
>lesson zero
Good times.

>>29021137
as she says this you suddenly find yourself waking up. you look over and don't see twilight but your faggoty ass stoner roomate.

Hey can i have five dollars..

No go away. You ruined a perfectly good dream.

Fucking stoner asshole...

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>>29021137
Why didn't they just come in to cuddle.

>>29021179
Or Twilight is trying to run a petting zoo

>>29021256
I can get behind that, I do expect at least a 70% cut of any profits though

Meat the human

>>29021229
Then you would have a whole crowded castle full of ponies.

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>>29021137
tempting

>>29021137
Pay me, bitch!

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>>29021137
>>29021179
>>29021183
>>29021391
>>29021229
>>29021955
>>29023316

Reminder that Discord is better at hugging ponies
And impregnating them

>>29023327
Increases the temptation.

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>>29023327
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEES

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>>29021147
>Is that what you want me to do?
>Or you being sarcastic again?
>It's not as if I would want to...

>>29021137
Nuoh God, please Twilight, no. NO.

I'm still sore from yesterday, my cheeks are covered in hickeys, and the chafing around my torso is starting to blister. Please, no more.

>>29023327
I get off to watching Flutterfags get cucked. What does that make me?

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>>29023632
An alpha who respects the work of his fellow alphas

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>>29021137
I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A HUMAN, I'M THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION

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>>29023651
My niggah.