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The Marshmallow Shill
2016-12-08 04:10:04 Post No. 29021002
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The Marshmallow Shill 2016-12-08 04:10:04 Post No. 29021002 [Report]
friendly reminder that a bunch of wet marshmallows in a cup are the best simulator for pony poon. I suggest campfire size mallows topped off with large ones, although I think I might like that topped off with fuckhuge mallows even more.

water + marshmallows + bigass cup = pocket pussy

The only drawbacks are
1) marshmallows are not reusable and this means more money for every fap
and
2) a little cleanup after (seriously, do this in a shower. you have better access to body heat level warmth water anyway.) because wet mashmallows are a little dirty and get this weird white froth all over your dick
>but you can pretend that's normal for horse pussy anyway

I'm not shitting you. Go fuck a cup of marshmallows. If you're not a complete fucktard, you should be able to figure out how tight to pack the cup.
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 04:13:22 Post No.29021015
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>>29021002
Or you could just stop being a faggot and fuck aa real pony
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 04:13:24 Post No.29021017
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>>29021002
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The Marshmallow Shill 2016-12-08 04:15:00 Post No.29021026
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>>29021015
I may live in Kentucky, land of horses and shit, but I do not know where to find a pony more worth fucking than a bunch of wet marshmallows.
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 04:28:19 Post No.29021095
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 04:28:19 Post No.29021095 [Report]
Stop giving me ideas OP. I'm almost dumb enough to try
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 04:29:34 Post No.29021097
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 04:29:34 Post No.29021097 [Report]
>>29021095
this
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The Marshmallow Shill 2016-12-08 05:19:29 Post No.29021321
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>>29021095
dude, just get a marshmallow, run some water on it and see how slippery it gets.
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The Marshmallow Shill 2016-12-08 05:25:38 Post No.29021350
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The Marshmallow Shill 2016-12-08 05:25:38 Post No.29021350 [Report]
FUCKIN DO IT, YOU TWATS. IT FEELS BOMB AF. SHIT.
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 05:27:35 Post No.29021357
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 05:27:35 Post No.29021357 [Report]
>>29021002
Couldn't you use soft sponges instead of marshmallows? Less cleanup afterwards and they're reusable.
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 05:30:00 Post No.29021369
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>>29021002
not posting the guide...
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 05:35:36 Post No.29021387
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>>29021369
What does the starch do?
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 05:36:06 Post No.29021389
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 05:36:06 Post No.29021389 [Report]
ive tried it
it did feel decent but what made it exceptionally hot were the memes, just imagine dirty talking rarity while fucking actual marshmallows.
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 06:20:09 Post No.29021595
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 06:20:09 Post No.29021595 [Report]
>>29021387
Keeps the marshmallow from sticking to your fingers while your massage her hole.
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Anonymous 2016-12-08 07:46:35 Post No.29021994
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I knew I had it somewhere
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