>Be you
>somehow in equestria
>taking first shower at twis castle
>walk in bathroom
>see this
>go ask Twi what the fuck
>"Oh that's just my shower snack, I must have left it in there by accident"
what do
Make a joke about her being a potty mouth or something along those lines.
>>29014330
Star asking everyone else if they have "show snacks" to make sure Twi didn't pick something up from those Canterlot weirdos.
>>29014330
Go to the fridge and grab the soap.
>>29014330
use penis on soap
>>29014330
Drop soap
>>29015161
and that's when twi unzips her dick
Ask her what does she wash with?
>>29015200
>Wait, you use butter to clean yourself?
>>29014330
>Bite into soap
>It tastes like mint
>>29014330
>take a nibble
>it's a giant block of taffy
>Twi has a bottle of liquid soap in the corner that you didn't notice before and you've been scrubbing yourself with taffy this entire time
>no wonder you felt stickier than usual