>anon, why aren't you happy yet. Where's your school

>>29012382
>I don't know why I'm not happy, but I know I don't care about school spirit.

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>>29012382

>>29012382
Im the fucking janitor.
The only purpose I serve is to motivate you to not end up like me.

>>29012382
Stay away from da voodoo, mon.

>>29012382
I'D PUNCH THEM

IN THE GUT

WITH MY DICK

>>29012398
This. School spirit isn't much of a concern.

>>29012382
I don't go to school anymore you fucking underage b&.

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>>29012382
I Have no soul

>>29012382
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

>>29012382
>Implying I didn't have school spirit.
I played Football for my goddamn high-school.
I was a jock.

...and here I am.

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>>29013061
more like a joke

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>>29013088
FUCKING.
REKT.

>>29013088
Joke or not, it felt good to legally piledrive some stranger into the ground.

>>29012382
I would tell them to buzz off and walk away

>>29013088
Rekt and checked.

>>29013088
Can I make fun of the jock too?

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>>29013088
wo dewd

>>29012599
May I ask, how does one punch with his dick?

>>29012382
I'd force the best smile I can and nod my head, before they either laugh or insist that I give them a REAL smile.

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>>29013210
You ball it up into a fist, and punch them with it.

>>29013088
>>29013103
>>29013181
>>29013187
>>29013204
Alright bros, you can get your licks on me, I guess in a way I earned it when being a meathead.

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>>29013234
I don't give a shit about that.

>>29013245
What is your endgame then?

>>29012382

I always had school spirit. I was very competitive and everybody liked me for my laid back nature, good sense of humor, and my ability to get the teachers to go off on tangents.

>>29013234
NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRD

>>29013250
To laugh at how gud he rekt you, of course.

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>>29013234
>>29013250
>>29013061

>>29013257
So he did,I am clapping right now.

The space I just placed above is to show me clapping.
Trust me, it was a very slow, deliberate clap.
But I want you to answer, your own words, not his.
How wrecked did I get?
And no, memes are not a correct answer to this post, I want a legitimate post.

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>>29013306
pretty rekt

>>29013318
Well, at least we can all agree, that one of us looks like an idiot, while the other posts using public schooling English.
Better to be the idiot then the moron.

Is this trolls trolling trolls?!

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>>29013348
no u

>>29013348
This is what happens when you go through your youth only being praised and encouraged. You take yourself so seriously, that you can't handle a non-personal, generic insult directed at you on 4chan.

>>29013392
I have been taking it in stride the whole time, friend.
I may have been a jock in the past but I am still at the core just a shitposting faggot.

>>29013234
How the mighty have fallen

>>29012592
>senior chant at pep rallies is "com get da voodoo"

>>29012382
>they need everyone at school to be full of school spirit to fight some kind of magic threat that will attack the school in a few days
>be anon
>grumpiest motherfucker alive
>antics ensue

>>29012382
Whoever designed Sunsets dress in the picture needs to be burned.

>>29013983
>Be Anon
>Pretend to be grumpy
>Sunset comes over to you
>Asks why you're so grumpy
>Asks how she can give you some school spirit
>You guys fuck in the teachers lounge
>It's rough
>It's loud
>It's magical
>School spirit restored

>>29012382

"My school spirit died when my parents did."

>Oh, Brucie! Don't be such a sourpuss.

"I am the night..."

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>>29014138
>"I am the night..."

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>>29014132
My humanity expand, ashed one

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>>29013033

I have school spirit. Do i look unsure ?

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she wasnt here before

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>>29012426
Now I'm going show you girls my school spirit. Hopefully it'll be a learning experience for you all

>>29012382
"I'm just the janitor. You want to see me happy? Stop throwing trash on the floor."

>>29012382
you'll have to share your abundance of school spirit with me
the only way for me to receive it is to have you girls first take turns sucking out the negativity inside me by my thick, hot, throbbing, "straw"
by the way, when white liquid comes out, then it means that you have shared enough of your school spirit with me and it's the next girls turn
who wants to go first?

>>29014977
Discord, plz

>>29012382
"Because I'm having trouble adjusting to a new life, where everything isn't set in stone and I have only myself to blame for my shortcomings.
Everyday I live in fear that it's all going to come crashing down and I'll never recover.
I often fantasize about losing a large portion of my memory and ending up where I want to be in life, or at the very least dying in my sleep so I don't have to face the day.
My father died when I was beginning to reconnect with him, and my hate my sick manipulative dyke mother more every day.
In short, I'm angry, miserable, and afraid all the time. Anything else you'd like to know?"
>"Uhhh..."
>Intro plays.

We need green of cynical anon

>>29012382
SAY IT AGAIN. SAY SCHOOL SPIRIT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME AND SEE IF I DONT SANDYHOOK THE LOT OF YOU.

>>29012382

What is school spirit?

>>29012382
I skipped all my school's shitty pep rallies and speeches.

>>29015892
My Little Pony: School Shootings are Tragic

>>29015892
>not using a Samuel L Jackson line

>>29012382
OPs write prompt fail to bring green. lurking elsewhere

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>>29012443
You know who else was just a school janitor?

>>29016165
it's EqG, did you really think it would prompt something?
not to mention that most of us faggots on 4chan hated school spirit to where we WISHED we'd shot up the school when we had the chance

>>29015881
This

>>29016211
In all honesty I was hoping for a full blown "fuck this shit I'm killin all yall fucks" kind of green.

my dad beats my mom bloody and i cant do anything to help her because im a giant bitch pussy

>>29012382

Is there any point to pep rallies? All they do is take students out of class, when they could be learning.

>>29012382
Y-yeah! School spirit!
>fucking normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>29013061
I played basketball (cuz I'm a nigga) but I only did that to fuck the cheerleaders , I scored once with a blonde girl but then I got nervous and screwed everything with my autism( I had an existential crisis that made me the emotional zombie I'm today ) and she told me I was boring and here I am

>>29016224
and then rape

>>29016170
Anyone has the it wasnt your fault with Twilicorn?

>>29016676
And here we are...

>>29012382
I never go the whole school spirit thing. It got even worse when I got into college because my school was obsessed with school rivalries and I felt like I was the only one who didn't give a shit.

Green of edgelord anon when?

>>29012382
Sunset looks stupid