>"Trixie's not like those other mares here."

>>29000817
Da, comrade trix

>>29000817
Ah, spying for Kremlin I see. You are loyal agent, Trixie

>>29000817
please sit on my face

>>29000817
Muh dick.

>>29000817
But why do ponies even have saddles?

>>29002283
To keep their backs warm and for fetish reasons.

>>29002283
Why do people in mild climates wear clothes?

>>29002283
Some redhead thought it would look cute even if it doesnt make sense.

>>29002482
Cause dresscode

>>29002283
I don't think they're real saddles you can sit on. It's like the difference between a bow tie and a collar.

>>29002506
And why so you think there's a dress code?

>>29000817
Trixie should maybe just rethink her life choices

>>29002283
Its for when a stallion mounts them, they'll lay on top of the saddle. It gives cushion and comfort for both parties. Stirrups are also used to give a place for the stallion to rest their forehooves and get some better leverage so they can fuck the wearer harder.

>>29002863
Cause no one wants to see my junk?

>>29003216
Not with that attitude.

>>29003027
This sounds like you have experience

>>29000869
>>29000844
When powerful and great trixie is in mood, she will reward you for that

>>29002482
I need a place to keep my loose change

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>>29000844
>>29000869
I'm not sure which i love more, autistic nerd-sperg Trixie or stronk Russian Trixie.

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>>29003316
well...

>>29000817

>...
>Anonymous turns around and walks away.
>"H-hey, where are you going?!"
>You're left laying on his luxurious couch with a clearly not stupid look on your intelligent and attractive face.
>Stupid Anon, you came to him offering your good because not only would that pay for what Daddy calls a "real job", you would also get Anon to fill his marital duties to you as your husband!
>He should feel lucky that YOU of all ponies give him the time of day!
>Any respectable stallion or mare would have intercourse with the Seductive and Delectable Trixie!
>You make an audible 'humph' as he walks back into the room with a pail in one claw and a bag in the other.
>"When Trixie speaks to you, you should answer her!"
>He picks you up with one hand and throws you over his muscular shoulder!
>You did not squeak, ok?!
>"Anon, you're so assertive! Trixie loves when her stallion can take charge!"
>You lift a hoof to touch that handsome, sexy face of his, tracing his jawline, when suddenly you find yourself on the floor.
>Scrambling to your hooves, you yell "Anon, this is not your bedroom!"
>He lifts the bucket above your head, and you look up as he flips it upside down, pouring freezing water onto your head!
>"A-Anon, I do NOT want to be cold while I ride you silly!"
>He opens the door and picks up, tossing you a few feet away, before shouting in that deep, masculine voice of his.
"I don't want to see you offering to suck my monkey dick again!"
>He grabs the bag then throws it, landing right in front of you before slamming the door shut.
>Using your potent magic, you untie the bag and gaze at the contents.
>Wow, there has to be at least fifty bits in this bag!
>Ignoring the incredulous looks passerby give you, you canter to his door.
>"Anon, I'm not just going to take the money without doing the job! I will find a way to take you, whether you like it or not!"
>You angrily stomp away, not forgetting to grab the bits in your magic as you plot to get his dick into your plot.

>>29000817
How much for the women?
I have two turnips and a potato.
Is that enough?

>>29000817
>trixie's
grammar nazi does not approve.

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>>29003265
You know it.

>>29000817
this makes me sad

>>29003917
the plot thiccens