Rainbow Dash is a pure Christian mare. She would never have sexual

>>28988338
She seems like that kind of girl who seems very independent and firm in their beliefs but turns into an obsessed fangirl whose panties fall faster than Faust's career when she meets her senpai.

Decent waifu though 8/10

>>28988338
>he finally admits she's taken the D
>still backpedals to defend a single partner
The cracks are spreading, NRDT. If you give in now, it'll all come shattering down upon you.

Soon it will be "oh, it was only ten cocks," "oh, it was only a hundred." Then you'll be defending that she's never done anal or had sex outside of the missionary position.

Seek help now before you lose the last of your sanity.

>>28988338
>implying she has sexual intercourse with ponies

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>>28988338
>Rainbow Dash
>Christian

I guess that means Scootaloo is getting molested.

>>28988667
Not at all!

But Rainbow Dash's decision to save herself for marriage means she's nearly insatiable on her honeymoon night.

>>28988338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v9W4LI9Sai

>>28988338
Your waifu a shit!

>>28988338
And she'd never have sex with a member of a different species.

>>28988667
Nah, she's not a Catholic.

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>>28988338
Christian Rainbow Dash still has nothing over Muslimshy.

>>28988338
>this meme again

She's the likeliest to be slutty.

t. dashfag

>>28988860
that's not pinkie pie

>>28988847
I want Muslimshy to be part of my muslimharem.

>>28988338
Nopony would have sex with more than one pony. Degeneracy doesn't exist in Equestria because there aren't any jews there to encourage such behavior. Everypony eventually finds their special somepony they're completely monogamous with.

>inb4 gryphons
There's more to judaism than just greed.

>>28988926
Ponies in Equestria are seldom jealous or show envy and thus have no problems whatsoever with polygamous relationships in which ponies just love each other dearly with no bad feelings involved.

>>28988933
Simple Ways

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>>28988847
That picture is just so weird I had to save it

>>28988933
As a nudist society, ponies grow up completely comfortable with their own and each other's bodies. This means they don't develop sexual deviances and are perfectly capable of loving each other without feeling the need to bring sex into the mix. They're easily able to wait until they find that one special somepony that really makes everything worthwhile.

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"All y'all motherfuckers need Jesus!"

>>28990403
Thanks for the bump Reddit boy

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>>28988338
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE NIGGER

>>28990648
Thanks for the bump Reddit boy

>>28988933
>seldom jealous or show envy

Green isn't Your Color

>>28988338
That image is a redraw of a Twilight moment. The eye shape and smile is from a scene with her at Sweet Apple Acres. Therefore, all love to Dash is meant for Twiggles here.

>>28990713
I'm totally okay with this.

>>28990410
>>28990668
Thanks for the bump Reddit boy

>>28991034
I never bumped Reddit boy. But thanks for the bump, Reddit boy

>>28991105
Thanks for the bump Reddit boy

>>28991129
Thanks for the bump Reddit boy

>>28991150
Thanks for the bump Reddit boy

>>28991160
Thanks for the bump Reddit boy

>>28991170
Thanks for the bump Reddit boy

>>28988338
>Pure Christian
>but would have sex

How can you contradict yourself this badly in a shitpost.

>>28991231
kek retard

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>>28991231
cuck

>>28992185
Hello NRDT

>>28991231
Married sex is still sex, anon.

>>28990410
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>>28991205
GET A NEW LINE ALREADY WHY DON'T YOU?!!

>>28993317
How young and naive you must be. It's cute, actually.

>>28993317

High school guy condom 3-pack: One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.

College guy condom 6-pack: Two for Friday, Two for Saturday, Two for Sunday.

Married guy condom 12-pack: One for January, one for February, one for March...

>>28993666
My condom 0-pack: 0 for my entire life

>>28994043
You'll find someone one day.