>"I dream of a world without Griffions."
What did she mean by this /mlp/?
>>28987195
Well, not like the world is gonna miss them since they dont do shit.
>>28987195
Twilight "Terror of Griffinstone" Sparkle just wants what's best for the pony kind
>>28987195
>Twilight "A world without griffons is alright" Sparkle
>Twilight "No griffon lives under Celestia's sunlight" Sparkle
>Twilight "I love the griffons' plight" Sparkle
>Twilight "Hunting griffons under Luna's moonlight" Sparkle
>Twilight "Gotta griffon in my sight" Sparkle
>Twilight "No griffons were left upright" Sparkle
>>28987732
I am more than ok with Princess of Friendship Twilight casually exterminating griffons while maintaining her air of majesty and friendliness.
This should be a thing.
>>28987195
Twilight "Bringing the Pain to Every Bird Brain" Sparkle wants those terrible creatures purged from Equestria.
>"Oh Pinkie Pie, there's no reason to be sad that Gilda is so mean to you! It's in her nature!" *laughs, goes back to reading*
>"What do you mean, Twilight? Ooh! Ooh! You mean it's natural to be jealous of me for being friends with Dashie?"
>"There's nothing natural about gryffons, Pinkie Pie. I've read all about them in the works of famous unicorn biologists, and gryffons are just no-good for anypony. Frankly, the fact that Gilda and Dash are friends at all is a problem, and I think I know just what to do."
Wow, just, wow. Did that really just happen? Did I really just hear that? I thought this was the year 1003. I thought bigotry was a forgotten relic of the past. But here we are, in the 11th century, and people still say things like "gryffons are just no-good for anypony". Wow. Set your clocks back 50 years. Welcome to Twilight's Equestria.
>>28987791
/Pol/light Sparkle when?
>>28987809
Good little horse. Have a few bits.
What's her name again, /mlp/?
>>28987791
>"Oh Twilight, you're so silly! Of course not ALL gryffons are mean like Gilda! She's just being grumpy, I'm sure I can still be friends with her!"
>*closes book, gives Pinkie a stern look* "Look Pinkie, I know you were probably raised differently on that rock farm, but I've been studying the works of Haydler for years, and he's published several books on the inherent greediness and manipulativeness of gryffons! It's not "silly", it's an EPIDEMIC!" *takes deep breath, regains her composure* "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to snap at you like that. Just leave Gilda to me, Pinkie."
>>28987853
Rev up those ovens.
Racism is stupid. Everyone is an individual, and should be judged on their own merits.
>>28987822
Twilight "Turning griffs' into stiffs" Sparkle
>>28987822
>that hatDrBorisG
>>28987871
>racism is stupid
leftist scum
>>28987909
>implying
I'm a libertarian you retard. Fascist scum need to fuck off.
>>28987853
>"Anyway, gotta fly, Gilda! Why don't you go hang with Pinkie Pie? She's hilarious!" *Rainbow flies away*
>"Pfft, yeah right. I'm not 'hanging' with that dweeb."
>*suddenly, a flash of purple appears in front of Gilda, and Twilight Sparkle materializes. Another purple flash, and suddenly Gilda is encased in a bubble*
>"HEY! What gives?!"
>*the bubble closes slowly, to the point where it starts to press on Gilda's feathers. Twilight coldly stands there and watches as Gilda starts to be physically pained by the shrinking force field*
>"Listen here you disgusting half-breed, don't you EVER upset ANY of my friends again; in fact, if you or any of your kind ever show your beaks around here, I'll really tar and feather your degenerate flanks. Is that clear?"
>*the bubble suddenly violently burts, creating a ringing in Gilda's ears and whip-lashing her skin painfully. In shock and with tears of pain and humiliation starting to flow, Gilda flies away, panting*
>>28987744
She can also administrate the destruction of whatever literature the griffons have.
>>28987822
>Twilight "Don't let beaks speak" Sparkle
>Twilight "Crushing griffons with Equestria's might" Sparkle
>Twilight "The griffon slaughter was a delight" Sparkle
>Twilight "I ran over King Grover" Sparkle
>Twilight "Give Gabb' a good stab" Sparkle
>>28987195
>>28987871
I wonder who is behind this post
>>28987195
Like Mother like daughter
>>28987916
>Libertarian
>>28987960
>funnyjunk filename
>Stormfag
What a surprise.
>>28987967
I just like the uniform, okay?
>>28987195
I know the happy merchant is a popular meme but other than the asking for bits I fail to see the relation with jews.
>>28987991
There is none.
It's /pol/ trying to annex /mlp/ after the The_Donald redditors kicked them out of their containment board.
>>28987994
Aryanne's been a thing for years but nice try buddy.
>>28987994
/mlp/ has always had this fixation for /pol/, probably something to do with these evil jewish executives ruining its perfect show.
>>28988071
Hi, I'm Tim Allen!
>>28987195
She'll build a wall and make them pay for it.