>Why must you hide privet Ahnon? In order to survive next

>>28987005
Trixie, little Misha cant even walk.

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>>28987005
This what happens if you don't train Trixie.

>>28987029
>Misha will be dead when enemy come to family, unless she learn fighting with rest of family.

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What wrong Ahnon? You afraid of ak-47? Not even child afraid of in home country, Trixie help you be real man!

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I train comrade child Viktor Ivan Reznov how to fire boolet, dodge boolet, and to overpower recoil.

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You like, Ahnon? Trixie have the large breasts for raise child.

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>>28987005
But Trixie we cant be train by shootings people, I know a good place to shoot animals that its just in fronts of schools.

>>28987005
Privet, tovarish Tricks-she.

>>28987005
>"Trixie it's just airsoft calm down."

>>28987132
>that pic
top fucking unf

>>28987005
I demand some green!
please?

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>>28987005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF3pv6WsJrs&ab_channel=TheR0ckkid

Old Threads:
#1 Thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28738135/
#2 Thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28824709/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11786704

There is need of the greentext-anons.

>>28987005
Really?

Green pls

>>28989784
>>28989620
This pls

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Reminded me of this little jem

>>28990488
Like >>28988742 already mentioned.
What happened to this green? And who's the Author?

>>28990785
Thread died and Writefriend was never heard from again

>>28987005
For some reason I read this in Ted Cruz's voice

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Is time for night of date, Ahnon. Where will we go?

>>28987005
>>28991166
"When you said the date is going to be like a gun, I did not think you meant that literally!"

>But this insight came a litte bit too late. 'If powerful and great Trixie want to make date going like gun she's gonna doing it'

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>>28987005

>>28991733
I guess that settles it.
The world must have more Russian Trixie

>>28990990
the delegates anon

>>28987390
underrated

"T-Trixie, is that a gun?"
>"Nyet. Is not just gun, is Aвтoмaт Кaлaшникoвa."
"You can't have that in school! You'll get into trouble!"
>"cyкa блять. American schools are of make pussies. Rifle is fine."
>You feel vaguely insulted.
>"Here, this make you of calmings. Is good."
"Oh come on, Vodka too?"

>>28995543
Trixie knows best, blyat!

>>28987390
>You drop down, pressing your back against the grey wall of cold concrete and carefully spy around the corner.
>Looks clear.
>Happy to have a moment to catch your breath and service your weapon, you take inventory.
>You pull out a clear plastic can of pellets, careful not to shake their contents too much and give away your position with the characteristic rattle of plastic.
>"Comrade Anon!"
>You jerk your head around, the grip on your replica M4A1 tightening.
>Looking up, you see a familiar face, lavender eyes curiously mustering you in your state of surprise.
"Trixie!" you angrily whisper at the girl, an intimidating AK-74 casually held in her hands.
"Sit down!"
>Trixie follows your order and squats down next to you, the fabric of her tight-fitting blue hoody playfully outlining the curves of her body.
>"Is of great pleasure to be finding you, comrade Anon. Trixie is of hopes we can assist one another in struggle against devilish forces of capitalism, дa."
>Not again with this.
"You’re not a Russian, Trix", you state with annoyance, the weird habit of your friend adapting these blatantly fake mannerisms together with the painful accent nothing new to you.
>Something about your regular airsoft get-togethers just brings out the actor in her.
>"The Trixie is not of understandings, comrade. Maybe Privet Anon did of drank too much of the vodka?"
>You sigh, cycling your rifle with a small, metallic crack.
>The pseudo-Russian girl looks at you with disgust.
"Spare me! Not this again…" you knowingly begin to argue.
>"Anon, your rifle is of using direct impingement system which is basically same as poops where you eats."
"Yeah yeah…"
>"Is rifle of gypsy westerner design produced by fascists and capitalists. You should of bring glorious Kalashnikova rifle into battle, which is same wound for less cost."

>>28996365
>Getting ready to continue pushing up with the annoying girl now apparently a member of your squad, you rise up, doing your best to ignore her ramblings.
>"Maybe you is of want to question rifle design conceived by glorious comrade Mikhail Kalashnikov? Maybe the Trixie should of be reporting Privet Anon to secret police."
>You jump around the corner and Trixie follows, quickly letting off a few bursts in the general direction of a red-and-yellow-haired figure crouching in the shadows at the far end of the dusty corridor, all the while ranting about ammo types and operating procedures.
>A surprised shriek comes down the hallway, the ambushed girl on the other side dropping to the floor in pain.
>"Is good gun, дa? Very strong. Powerful."
"Let’s just keep going."
>"The Trixie agrees."

>>28996369
Finally someone who delivers good green! Keep going, writefriend, you are the messias we were waiting for!

>>28989620

>>28996365
>"Anon, your rifle is of using direct impingement system which is basically same as poops where you eats."
That fucking fudd meme again.

Dropped this story, it's a shame too.

>>28987005
>not having entire family be trained in combat
It's like you want home robbed and sisters raped.

>>28997545
Are you talking about WWII where Russians raped dozens of german women?

>>28996935